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This is the Transcript for The Special Episode of this Roleplay's Total Drama Action. Find the main article for it here!

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  • Josh Like, WELCOME TO CELEBRITY MANHUNT
  • Josh We have a FABULOUS show in store for you today!
  • Josh Isn't that right, Blaineley?
  • BlaineleyStanding Yes we do Josh
  • Josh It's been almost a year now since the end of Total Drama Action, and boy the cast have been busy since!
  • BlaineleyStanding And by busy we mean very busy
  • Josh But tonight, they all return, for the special red carpet event
  • BlaineleyStanding So welcome to this years , CELEBRITY MAHUNT
  • Josh Where we'll bring you all the drama, all the goss and all the action!
Music *Celebrity Munhunt Theme Tune Plays* Music
  • Josh Oh boy! Do we have a SUPER show in store for you
  • BlaineleyStanding Mainly with all the drama of the cast
  • Josh Since we last saw the cast, they have all gone their seperate ways, and boy some crazy stuff has gone down!
  • Josh First we'll bring you to the winner of Total Drama Action, Duncan
  • Josh Duncan was super stoked to win the season, and guess what he did to celebrate?
  • BlaineleyStanding He get arrested for speeding his Bugatti Veyron
[FLASHBACK]
  • Duncan : *censored* YOU COPPER!
  • Josh Yep, in typical Duncan fashion, he was driving four times the speed limit!
  • BlaineleyStanding Very typical of him!
  • Josh His car was impounded, and destroyed! *shows picture of Duncan crying*
  • Josh And Duncan spent a month in the slammer!
  • Josh At first, Duncan didnt mind going to jail
  • Josh But who else would he be sharing a cell with
  • Josh You guessed it MAL!
Pacman CCTV footage of Mal and Duncan in cell Pacman
  • BlaineleyStanding Hopefully one of them didn't drop the soap
  • Duncan : *gets shoved into the cell*
  • Mal Hey roomy. *laughs evilly*
  • Duncan : Uh, hey there! Mal!
  • Mal *stabs knife through cement wall* What's? Up?
  • Duncan : *pulls out his knife* Don't come any closer!
  • Josh *voiceover* Hehe, boy these guys hate eachother!
  • Mal I wouldn't dare of it.
  • BlaineleyStanding A pure rivalry
  • Mal *two huge dudes appear from corner* But they would
  • Duncan : *gulps*
  • Josh And the two were put in solitary confinement for fighting!
  • Josh The two were eventually released
  • BlaineleyStanding Only to break the law even more
  • Josh And Duncan spent his million buying another Bugatti Veyron!
  • Josh Hehe, quite a large speeding fine, hey!
  • Josh Anyway, moving on from violence to... RELATIONSHIPS! eeek!
  • Josh And the two lovebirds themselves, Gwen and Zeke, were recently spotted having a romantic dinner
  • Josh They are SOOO CUTE TOGETHER!
  • Josh But of course, SOMEONE was there to wreck it
  • Josh Here's how it went down
  • Josh *amateur footage from customer at cafe plays*
  • Gwen : *slurping a spaghetti strand with Zeke*
  • Zeke : *almost kisses Gwen*
  • Cody *sits down next to Gwen* Hey guys, don't mind if I join in?
  • Gwen : Yes! We kinda mind!
  • Cody It's cool, it's cool, I'll just leav- *trips on table*
  • Cody *accidentally knocks the contents of the table onto Gwen*
  • Cody Oh my god! I am so sorry!
  • Cody Let me help you clean-
  • Zeke : Cody! I'm gonna give you 5 seconds to get out of my sight or I will do what Duncan does best!
  • Cody But I... uh...
  • Zeke ; 5...4...3...2...1... Wedgie time!
  • Cody AH!
Pacman footage cuts off Pacman
  • Josh Oh boy! Poor Cody! He just can't take a hint!
  • BlaineleyStanding He'll have to find out sooner or later
  • BlaineleyStanding Gwen and Zeke seem to be flourishing together though
  • Josh They are soooo my one true couple
  • Josh But anyway, from one flourishing relationship to one floundering one...
  • Josh Izzy and Justin recently had a romantic trip in Venice
  • Josh Justin was hoping to pickup a modelling contract there, and all Izzy wanted to do was swim in the canals!
  • Josh And the two didn't get along!
  • Josh This sound recording from outside their hotel room was sent into us!
Pacman sound recording plays Pacman
  • Justin : Izzy! IZZY! Stop swimming in the canals!
  • Izzy Never!
  • Justin : I told you to stop *pulls Izzy out of the canal*
  • Izzy Aw... Hey look an agent!
  • Justin : oooo! Where? *turns around*
  • Izzy *pushes Justin in canal*
  • Justin : *spits out the canal water* I think we should take a break!
  • Izzy Ill break you! *jump on top of justin*
  • Justin : NOT THE FACE!
  • Izzy *claws Justin's face*
  • Izzy Ooh a boat! *jumps out the water*
  • Justin : *sinks to the bottom of the canal*
  • Josh *pauses video*
  • BlaineleyStanding Now thats what I call a shocker
  • Josh BOOM! Let's see an instant replay of that hit!
  • Josh *replays video*
  • Justin : NOT THE FACE!
  • Izzy *claws Justin's face*
  • Josh *Stops video
  • Josh Justin's pretty little face now resembles a cactus!
  • BlaineleyStanding An ugly cactus
  • Josh Anyway, since the end of TDA, many contestants have received their own shows!
  • Josh For example: Lindsay, Dakota and Leshawna received their own fashion show!
  • Josh The hype was high, but unfortunatley, it didnt go so well
  • Josh If you didn't see it, this is how it went:
Pacman video of show plays Pacman
  • Dakota I say we should go with pink
  • Lindsay : I think Tyson should be on the show! He's hot!
  • Leshawna : His name is Noah! And he is ugly! Jose is hot and fabulous!
  • Dakota Gals stay on topic , now I was saying we should get pink so we could match each others outfits!
  • Leshawna : Shut up whitey!
  • Dakota : Thats racist , how are we gonna edit that out now?!
  • Lindsay : Carolina! Lefanda! Stop! Your ruining my show!
  • Dakota This is my show
  • Leshawna : Ladies please! This is my show!
  • Dakota : You dont know the slightest thing about fashion
  • Leshawna : Look at me! I'm the definition of fashion!
  • Jose : More like the definition of creepy and annoying!
  • Dakota : Thank you Jose
  • Lindsay : Hose Everybody!
  • Jose : Please! It's José!
  • Leshawna : Hey Jose! My baby!
  • Jose : I'm not your baby!
  • Dakota : He's hot
  • Leshawna : *tackles Dakota* Don't you say that about my baby!
  • Jose : *walks out of the studio*
  • Dakota : Make me fatty!
  • Leshawna : Baby! Wait!
  • Leshawna : *falls off the stage*
  • Dakota : *Laughs*
  • Josh *Stops the video*
  • Josh BAHAHA! The show was so bad, it got cut after 1 episode
  • BlaineleyStanding Looks like it got a spot on the loser list
  • Josh The only reason it got the little ratings it did was because Jose was on as a model!
  • Josh Anyway, speaking of spin off shows, Owen got his own cooking show
  • Josh But I wouldn't be following his advice anytime soon!
Pacman video plays of cooking show Pacman
  • Owen : Ok! Today we will be making pancakes!
  • Owen : Now! The pancake batter was already made for us!
  • Owen : *eats the pancake batter* Aw! Delicious Pancakes!
  • Owen : *laughs* Now we'll will be making french fries!
  • Owen : *deep fries the potatoes*
  • Owen : And all french fried need some salt!
  • Owen : *shakes some salt on the fries, but he accidentally spills all the salt all over the fries*
  • Owen : *shrugs* Looks good to me! *eats the french fries and all the salt*
  • Josh *stops video*
  • Josh Dude! It's a cooking show! Not an eating show!
  • Josh Owen was sent to the emergency room for salt overdose
  • BlaineleyStanding This is why people like him shouldnt cook
  • Josh I know right!
  • Josh While we're still on the subject of spinoff shows, Harold got his own quiz show!
  • Josh But some of is questions were a bit... nerdy
Pacman video plays Pacman
  • Harold : And now out first guest!
  • Harold : Say hello to... DUNCAN!? Wait! That can't be right!
  • Duncan : *walks out onstage*
  • Harold : Also coming out is Noah and Courtney!
  • Courtney : *walks out on stage*
  • Noah : *walks out on stage*
  • Harold : ok! First up is *gulps* Duncan!
  • Duncan : Ready-o!
  • Harold : What is the capital of Manitoba?
  • Duncan : Um, Winnipeg?
  • Harold : Correct!
  • Harold : Now for Courtney!
  • Harold : What is Chris's favorite thing to do?
  • Courtney : Torture Teenagers!
  • Harold : Nope!
  • Harold : It's torturing Vin!
  • Courtney : *flips over the table* WHATS THE DIFFERENCE!?
  • Harold : Whoa! It's just a game!?
  • Josh : *Stops video* Courtney mauled Harold! She ended up getting shipped off to an insane asylum!
  • Josh : Ahh! Classic Courtney!
  • BlaineleyStanding Very classic
  • Josh : Anyway! We also saw Trent make a show which was trying to teach people how to play guitar!
  • Josh : It turns out, he's a terrible teacher!
  • Josh : If you didn't see it, then check it! *plays video*
  • Trent : No No NO! I said play the E chord!
  • Kid: *lip quivers* WAAAAAH!
  • Trent : I've had it! I can't do this anymore! These people are too dumb to play guitar!
  • Josh : *Stops video* Aww man! Trent isn't very tolerable towards kids! *laughs*
  • BlaineleyStanding *Laughs*
  • Josh : Poor kid!
  • Josh : Next! B and Dawn recently began dating! And Dawn says that it's quite quiet!
  • Josh : Shocking!
  • Josh But we've saved the most shocking news for last!
  • Josh Isn't that right Blainely???
  • BlaineleyStanding Thats right
  • Josh Recently, the power couple of Heather and Jose were at the movie together, and what happened was shocking!
Pacman video plays Pacman
  • Heather That was a terrible movie!
  • Jose : Yeah! Yes it was! I'm gonna go to the bathroom! Save some popcorn for me please!
  • Jose : *goes to the bathroom*
  • Heather *eats popcorn*
  • Alejandro : *dressed as José* *kisses Heather*
  • Jose : *walks out of the bathroom* AL? I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
  • Heather What? Two Jose's?
  • Alejandro : *runs away* You'll have to catch me first!
  • Heather Hang on... so I kissed AL?
  • Jose : *chases Alejandro* Come back here AL!
  • Heather Argh! I'm gonna puke! *runs to bathroom*
  • Alejandro : *runs into the bathroom and kissed Heather again*
  • Jose : *drags Alejandro out of the bathroom by his ear*
  • Alejandro : OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
  • Heather *pukes everywhere*
  • Josh *Stops video*
  • Josh Urgh gross! Not cool Al!
  • BlaineleyStanding Not cool!
  • Josh Well anyway, that just about wraps up our red carpet preview! Over to our roving reporter, the one the only Chris McLean! Eeeek!!!
  • Chris : Thank you Josh! Blaineley!
  • Josh Omg! Chris! How is it down there?
  • Chris : It's pretty awesome here Josh! You should have been here!
  • Josh What about the outfits! I heard Lindsay is sporting a new dress!
  • Chris : Yup! It's quite nice! And it's sparkly!
  • Josh EEEEEK! SPARKLES!!!!
  • Josh So cute!
  • BlaineleyStanding Josh is sure excited about the upcoming news
  • Josh Yes I am! Who will take home the gemmies? Oh I love red carpet fever!
  • Chris : What upcoming news? You mean the news about season 3?
  • Josh Season 3! There's a season 3?
  • Chris : Definitely! You didn't think we would stop at season 2 did ya?
  • Josh OH MY GAWD! You heard it here first!
  • Chris : Yup! I'm announcing it during the awards ceremony!
  • BlaineleyStanding Hopefully your victi- I mean contestants are excited
  • Chris : Maybe if you hurry you can see it for yourself!
  • Josh I'll be there! Seeya folks! *runs off, screaming*
  • Chris : I knew he's like that!
  • BlaineleyStanding Yes
  • Chris : It's now time for the awards ceremony that I, Chris McLean, am proud to host!
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  • Chris : And now I would like to announce something exciting!
  • Chris : I, Chris McLean, will begin a new season of Total Drama! And It will be bigger, better, and crazier than ever!
  • Chris : And I have also selected 27 contestants to compete!
  • Chris : So! The lucky contestants that will compete are...
  • Chris : Alejandro!
  • Chris : B!
  • Chris : Beth!
  • Chris : Brick!
  • Chris : Bridgette!
  • Chris : Cameron!
  • Chris : Cody!
  • Chris : Courtney!
  • Chris : Dawn!
  • Chris : DJ!
  • Chris : Duncan!
  • Chris : Eva!
  • Chris : Ezekiel!
  • Chris : Geoff!
  • Chris : Gwen!
  • Chris : Harold!
  • Chris : Heather!
  • Chris : Izzy!
  • Chris : José!
  • Chris : Justin!
  • Chris : Lindsay!
  • Chris : Mal!
  • Chris : Noah!
  • Chris : Owen!
  • Chris : Scott!
  • Chris : Trent!
  • Chris : and last and least! Zoey!
  • Heather *in audience* Oh god! Here we go again!
  • Duncan : *in audience* Bring it on!
  • Cody *in audience* *sighs* Do I have to?
  • Chris : If the following contestants go to the limos outside!
  • Geoff Sweet!
  • Chris : Awesome! Another season! This time, I am winning!
Stop SCENE SWITCHES TO CAMP WAWANAKWA Stop
  • Duncan : Why are we here?
  • Chris : You'll find out...
  • Heather Not on the island again!
  • Chris : Next time... on TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : WORLD TOUR!
  • Zeke : Ooo! That's catchy!
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