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This is the Transcript for Episode Five of this Roleplay's Total Drama Action. Find the main article for it here!

Stop DO NOT TALK YOU YOU WILL BE KICKED Stop
  • Chris : Last time on Total Drama Action!
  • Chris : I took the cast back to their old stomping grounds!
  • Chris : And had Chef chase them through the forest with a chainsaw!
  • Chris : Gwen and Cody bonded, while Duncan and Zeke's friendship was strained!
  • Chris : In the end, Cody manned up to Duncan and Gwen won for her team!
  • Chris : And the Killer Greensman sent Scott home!
  • Chris : Who will ride the lame-o-sine home next? Find out now, on this epic episode of TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
 Stop SCENE SWITCHES TO CONFESSIONAL Stop
  • Cody *conf* Me and Gwen really worked well as a team in the forest challenge, maybe I am in with a shot at her after all!
  • Heather *conf* I don't really know about Jose anymore, one minute he's a jerk and the next minute he's like the only reasonable other contestant. This doesn't mean I like him! OK! *eye twitches*
  • Duncan : *Conf* I can't believe my best friend made out with my girlfriend! Does anyone have any common sense anymore! Any decency?
  • Cody *overhearing duncan* yer, you're one to talk about decency!
  • Gwen : Cody! Come here!
  • Cody ok *walks over to gwen*
  • Gwen : *walks into the girls cabin*
  • Cody *follows*
  • Gwen : Ok, I know you have this big crush on me. But please, can we just be friends!
  • Cody ok, it's cool
  • Cody *conf* yep, im definately in with a shot
  • Gwen : Ok, don't tell Duncan about this... *kisses Cody*
  • Cody *eyes widen*
  • Gwen : There!
  • Cody *conf* WOOHOO! *plays air guitar*
  • Cody wow, your secret is safe with me
  • Gwen : *Conf* I only did that to be nice! Don't judge!
  • Cody yes, yes i know
  • Gwen : Good! Also, Heather's bra is under her pillow if you want that!
  • Cody nice
  • Gwen : *Conf* And that was just to make Heather mad!
  • Heather *walks in* hey what are you doing with my bra cody!
  • Cody *drops bra* uuuh, just um.. checking it!
  • Gwen : Sorry Heather, I told him to get it for me so I can.. uh... wash it for you!
  • Heather hmph *walks out*
  • Gwen : *Conf* With Hot sauce!
  • Gwen : Ok Cody, you should probably leave
  • Cody *dazed* anything you say gwen
  • Gwen : *Conf* Maybe Cody will be useful after all! He does practically anything I say!
  • Heather uhh Chris? Where are you?
  • Owen : Hey Cody! What were you doing in the girls' cabin?
  • Jose : Heather! Can I talk to you!
  • Cody uhhh... helping Gwen wash Heathers bra?
  • Chris : That will have to wait Jose!
  • Heather what
  • Owen : Whoa! Cody you lucky dawg you!
  • Chris : Ok cast, it's time for today's challenge!
  • Chris : Who likes Doctor Who?
  • Cody uhh. Yea!
  • Heather eeew! nerd
  • Duncan : Like, everyone here!
  • Cody exterminate
  • Gwen : *imitates a Cyberman* We are the Cyberman!
  • Cody *offers high five to gwen*
  • Gwen : *high fives Cody*
  • Duncan : *imitates a Dalek* You are better at dying! Geek!
  • Heather aaaw geek love!
  • Gwen : We're just friends!
  • Cody uhh... yea thats right heather
  • Cody *conf* i know we're more than just friends, shes just saying that in front of heather
  • Chris : Enough with the nerdfest! It's time to fight Aliens!
  • Heather cue the cheap plastic suits!
  • Chef : *dressed as an alien* Shut up
  • Arnold : do i really have to wear this chris?
  • Chris : Yes!
  • Vin: *sigh* i hate my job
  • Heather pffft
  • Chris : Vin! You get the Extra Extra Small Alien costume!
  • Vin: you are enjoying this arent you!
  • Chris : Oh yes!
  • Vin ur sick! u know that!
  • Vin and im still waiting for my paycheck
  • Chris : You don't get paid to yap about your paycheck Vincent! Your paid to do as I say!
  • Vin *sigh* *under breath* one day.....
  • Chris : Arnold, you get the breathable suit!
  • Arnold thats ok i guess
  • Vin *looks on enviously at arnold*
  • Chris : Chef, you are the mother alien!
  • Chef : *glares at Chris*
  • Chris : And I'm the King Alien!
  • Vin more like the king douche
  • Chris : *hits Vin with his specter* That's no way to treat your master!
  • Duncan : I've watched every alien movie ever made, and I know that a "King Alien" doesn't exist!
  • Chris : Well... it does on my show!
  • Heather chris, can you just get on with explaining the challenge?
  • Chris : Sure, you guys have to fight "Aliens", travel through galaxies, steal treasure from said aliens, then "go back in time" and make it to the phone booth at the end. Each team has 13 tries.
  • Heather what?
  • Duncan : How exactly will we travel through galaxies?
  • Chris : It's a movie set, just go to a different set!
  • Duncan : That makes sense!
  • Cody so we take it in turns?
  • Noah : There were so many Doctor Who references in that description it's almost weird!
  • Chris : Yes Cody, since the Screaming Cutters won last week, they get 7 turns, the Greensman only get 6! Cutters! You're on first!
  • Heather and how is that fair? the greensman have won way more times than the cutters!
  • Cody im up now?
  • Chris : Yeah, but the Cutters won last time!
  • Gwen : Ok! Uh... Charge!
  • Cody so do i go now?
  • Chris : Yes Cody!
  • Cody : Ok.
  • Gwen : Ok! Uh... Charge!
  • Cody *runs towards vin* *tackles to the ground*
  • Chef : *shoots everyone on the Screaming Cutters with green slime balls
  • Cody ooow
  • Chris : Ok! So that's one try down! Now for the Greensman!
  • Heather *charges at vin, kicks him in the nuts*
  • Vin fml
  • Duncan : *tackles Arnold*
  • Heather *runs up to chef, kicks gun out of his hand*
  • Justin : *uses his mirror to blind Chef* Oh Yeah!
  • Heather *steals gun, shoots chef*
  • Heather *shoots chris*
  • Heather *steals treasure*
  • Chris : *shoots everyone on the Killer Greensman with his paint ball gun*
  • Duncan : What! No fair!
  • Heather this is impossible!
  • Chris : I'm the King Alien! It takes way more shots to kill me!
  • Mike our turn, charge! *gasps turning into svetlana*
  • Svetlana: *jumps on Vin*
  • Vin argh!
  • Svetlana: *jumps over Chef*
  • Svetlana: *rolls between Chris' legs, takes treasure*
  • Svetlana
  • Chris : *shoots Svetlana*!
  • Svetlana *throws to Cody just before getting shot*
  • Cody *runs to disaster film set*
  • Chris : *shoots Cody*
  • Cody *argh*
  • Alejandro : *catches the treasure*
  • Cody go Al!
  • Chris : *shoots Alejandro*
  • Cody damn, we're out
  • Gwen : *grabs the treasure*
  • Chris : *shoots Gwen multiple times*
  • B : *picks up the treasure and throws it at Chris's gun*
  • Gwen : Go B!
  • Cody keep going B!
  • Chris : *takes Chef's paintball gun and shoots B*
  • B : *sighs*
  • Cody *CENSORED*
  • Chris : *shoots Dakota*
  • Cody what happens if no team can do it?
  • Chris : The team who gets the closest to finishing wins then
  • Chris : Ok, Now the Greensman!
  • Heather *grabs jose and rolls him into vin*
  • Vin ok seriously, stop
  • Jose : Good idea! Use me as a shield! I'll protect you!
  • Heather *walks passed chef, shielded by jose*
  • Duncan : *takes the treasure*
  • Duncan : *gives the treasure to Jose*
  • Chris : *shoots Duncan*
  • Heather *pushes jose along into the bank vault*
  • Chris : *shoots at Heather and Jose*
  • Heather ah man!
  • Justin : *gets behind Jose*
  • Jose : Justin! You can use me as a shield!
  • Chris : *shoots Justin*
  • Justin : Ok!
  • Justin : Ow! My beautiful skin!
  • Cody our turn!
  • Chris : Ok, GO!
  • Cody *trips vin*
  • Vin i give up *shoots at chris*
  • Cody argh *dodges the paintballs*
  • Vin join in arnold!
  • Arnold *shoots at chris and chef*
  • Chris : *shoots everyone on the Screaming Cutters and shoots Vin in the face multiple times*
  • Vin *passes out*
  • Duncan : We're up!
  • Arnold uuuh, sir, i think he needs a doctor
  • Chris : He'll be fine!
  • Arnold he is having a fit on the floor
  • Duncan : I have a plan!
  • Heather do tell, Juvie.
  • Duncan : Heather and I will use Jose as a shield! Owen will be distraction, Noah and Izzy will take out Chef, and Zeke will take out Chris!
  • Duncan : Me, Heather and Jose will take the treasure, and get to the TARDIS
  • Heather lets go!
  • Jose : Sounds good!
  • Chris : Ok, GO!
  • Zeke : *shoots Chris*
  • Heather *rolls jose along to chris*
  • Noah : *shoots Chef*
  • Heather *takes treasure*
  • Owen : *runs around in circles*
  • Arnold *shoots at heather, duncan and jose*
  • Heather *uses jose as shield*
  • Duncan : *dodges*
  • Heather look! there is the phonebox!
  • Duncan : We're almost to the TARDIS!
  • Duncan : *touches the TARDIS* WE WIN!
  • Heather *runs towards tardis*
  • Heather yess!!!
  • Jose : Yes!
  • Zeke : Yeah!
  • Cody aw man! again!
  • Cody are one of us going home?
  • Chris : Looks like The Killer Greensman win! Back to the Gilded Chris Awards Screaming Cutters!
  • Cody aw man!
Stop SCENE SWITCHES TO GILDED CHRIS AWARDS CEREMONY Stop
  • Chris : Screaming Cutters! Again you lose!
  • Cody no need to rub it in
  • Chris : Time to send someone packing!
  • Chris : The following are safe!
  • Chris : Gwen!
  • Chris : Cody!
  • Chris : Alejandro!
  • Chris : Mike!
  • Chris : B!
  • Chris : Dakota and Lindsay! You are LOW!
  • Chris : The final Gold Chris goes to...
  • Chris : Lindsay! Sorry Dakota!
  • Dakota aww but i wanted to be famous
  • Dakota *sighs* see y'all i guess
  • Chris : Well, your far from it! Lame-o-sine awaits!
  • Dakota *gets in lame-o-sine*
  • Chris : Well, that was fun! Join us next time for another great episode of TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
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