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This is the Transcript for Episode Fourteen of this Roleplay's Total Drama Action. Find the main article for it here!

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  • Chris : Last time on Total Drama Action!
  • Chris : The teams went on a Die Hard mission!
  • Chris : Literally! The challenge was a reference to the third Die Hard movie!
  • Chris : Anyway! The Screaming Cutters nearly won, but the Killer Greensman snuck by and stole the win!
  • Chris : So the Cutters booted Owen, since he pretty much cost them the win!
  • Chris : Who's going home next? Find out now on TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
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  • Cody *conf* So, Duncan and Gwen are going to break up! Hello Gwody!
  • Duncan : Gwen! Can we talk in private?
  • Gwen : Sure! Ok!
  • Mike *yawns* mornin' everybody.
  • Cody Mike! You are looking like you are back to normal!
  • Duncan : *takes Gwen to a secret place* I think it's time... we took a break!
  • Gwen : A break? You mean break up?
  • Duncan : Well, yes!
  • Gwen : I can't believe you!
  • Gwen : Your breaking up with me?
  • Duncan : Yes! We're both obviously losing interest in each other!
  • Gwen : *storms off* Get bent!
  • Zeke : *walks up to Duncan* Wow! What happened?
  • Duncan : We broke up!
  • Zeke : Wow! Sorry man!
  • Duncan : Yeah! Me too!
  • Duncan : She's all yours Zeke!
  • Zeke : Are you sure it's ok with you? I don't want to ruin our friendship!
  • Duncan : Yes! You have my frickin blessing! Go get her man!
  • Zeke : Ok man! Thanks!
  • José : *overhears*
  • José : Heather! I have to tell you something!
  • Heather Yes?
  • José : Duncan and Gwen broke up! And Zeke is gonna ask Gwen out!
  • Heather wow! so?
  • José : Well, doesn't Zeke asking someone else out bother you? I mean, he did cheat on you with her!
  • Heather Pfft, I'm over him now, what was I thinking going out with that dirty, home schooled moron!
  • José : I know right!
  • José : Anyway, I thought you might want to know! *kisses Heather*
  • Heather thanks *kisses back*
  • José : Oooooooh Cody!
  • Cody What?
  • José : I need to talk to you! Follow me!
  • Cody ok *follows Jose*
  • José : *takes Cody far away from Zeke and Gwen*
  • José : Guess what!
  • Cody What?
  • José : Duncan and Gwen broke up! And Gwen is on the rebound!
  • Cody Nice! I've got her in the bag!
  • José : But make sure you wait a long while before asking her out!
  • Cody Yea right! Why wait?
  • Cody *walks up to Gwen*
  • José : Because it's not cool to ask out a girl right after she gets dumped!
  • Zeke : *sees Gwen* Hey Gwen! I need to talk to you!
  • Gwen : Ok! *runs away from Cody with Zeke*
  • Cody wha... what?
  • Zeke : I heard about you and Duncan's break up! I was wondering if-
  • Gwen : *kisses Zeke*
  • Mike Better luck next time?
  • Cody *storms off*
  • Zeke : *kisses back* Ok! Wow! That was great!
  • Cody *conf* *furious* That's it! Ezekiel is going down!
  • José : *Conf* Of course I stalled Cody! I saved him from humiliation!
  • Noah : Hey Cody! What's the matter?
  • Cody Ezekiel is the matter! He's stealing my love life!
  • Noah : I'm sorry I asked! *walks away*
  • Heather Hey Jose, how come you are helping Cody?
  • José : I wasn't helping him!
  • Heather Well you just saved him fro humiliation, that would have been funny!
  • José : Hey! Getting rejected from someone you love is not at all funny!
  • Heather I thought you were bad, are you losing your edge?
  • José : No! It's just...Once when I was a child, I really liked this girl! And when she broke up with her boyfriend, I asked her out and she rejected me! Then she told the whole class and humiliated me! I don't want anyone to feel the way I did that day!
  • Heather Aww poor little Romeo *laughs*
  • José : I knew I shouldn't have told you that story!
  • Heather *conf* Has Jose gone soft? I dont want to date a softy!
  • Mike I wonder what today's challenge is?
  • José : *Conf* Soft? SOFT? I'll show her who's soft! And... it's not me!
  • Chris : Well Mike your in luck!
  • Zeke : Hey Chris! What's under that tarp?
  • Chris : They things you need for today's challenge!
  • Chris : For this challenge! You will be working individually!
  • Chris : Cool huh?
  • Geoff sick!
  • Noah : *sarcastically* Yeah! It's amazing!
  • Chris : Under this tarp, are 15 animals that you will choose from!
  • Chef : *pulls off the tarp*
  • Chris : Here we have a...
  • Chris : Cat!
  • Heather ugh! I hate animals!
  • Chris : a Dog!
  • Chris : a Rabbit!
  • Chris : a Bear!
  • Chris : a Komodo Dragon!
  • Chris : a Snake!
  • Chris : a Hamster!
  • Chris : a Monkey!
  • Chris : a Cow!
  • Chris : a Pig!
  • Chris : a Parrot!
  • Chris : a Raccoon!
  • Chris : a Goldfish!
  • Chris : and... an Aye-aye!
  • Heather what the hell is an aye aye?
  • Zeke : The Aye-aye, or Daubentonia madagascariensis, is a lemur, a strepsirrhine primate native to Madagascar that combines rodent-like teeth and a special thin middle finger to fill the same ecological niche as a woodpecker. It is currently on the endangered species list!
  • Cody hmph! know it all
  • Heather I'm sorry I asked!
  • Zeke : What's your problem Cody?
  • Cody dont talk to me
  • Gwen : I find you know that pretty cool Zeke!
  • Zeke : Thanks!
  • Cody I know things too Gwen!
  • Gwen : Uh... good for you Cody!
  • Cody Like... uh... World of Warcraft... he he
  • Duncan : Chris! Can we pick the animals! Cause I want the Komodo Dragon!
  • Chris : Yeah! Go ahead!
  • Duncan : *takes the Komodo Dragon*
  • Cody I choose the dog!
  • Zeke : I'll take the Aye-aye!
  • José : I'll take the bear!
  • Heather i guess ill choose the cow, probably the most useful right?
  • Geoff GOLDFISH BABY WOOO!
  • Noah : I'll take the rabbit!
  • Lindsay : Oooh! I'll take the parrot!
  • Gwen : I'll take the snake!
  • Geoff I had a goldfish as a kid named Sparkles, he died *starts crying*
  • Zeke : Hey Mal! What animal are you picking?
  • Mike Monkey?
  • Noah : No one picked the monkey!
  • Chris : Ok cast! You will now go through an obstacle course!
  • Chris : You will use your Animal Buddies to help you through the obstacle course! The last one to cross the finish line is automatically out of the game!
  • Chris : So, there will be no Gilded Chris Ceremony tonight!
  • Mike *gulp*
  • Cody hey Mike or Mal or whatever, can you help me sabotage Zeke?
  • Mike Why?
  • Zeke : I'm right here you know!
  • Cody leave me alone jerk!
  • Cody he sabotaged my love life, he is the only thing standing between me and gwen
  • Mike how do you know she wants to date YOU?
  • Cody well look at me, what chick wouldnt want to date me?
  • Heather where do we start?
  • Chris : The bottom right corner
  • Heather what? a cow would be useless for that! can i change?
  • Zeke : *Conf* Poor Heather! Good thing I got the Aye-aye!
  • Chris : Sorry Heather, your pick is final!
  • Heather ugh!
  • Noah : *laughs*
  • Noah : *puts rabbit in his pants pocket* There you go little guy!
  • Mike *lines up at mud pits*
  • Heather *conf* Im pretty sure I'm going home tonight
  • Lindsay : I'll name the parrot... TYSON!
  • Heather *nervously* *gets on cow and lines up*
  • José : *facepalms*
  • José : *Conf* A bear? Seriously! I'm sure I'm going home!
  • Gwen : *wraps Snake around her waist*
  • Zeke : *puts the Aye-aye in his hat*
  • Duncan : *gives the Komodo Dragon a piggy back ride*
  • Geoff *holds goldfish in hand* this is for you, sparkles
  • Mike *sets monkey on shoulder*
  • Heather *gets on cow*
  • Geoff ready when you are Chris!
  • Chris : On your marks...
  • Chris : Get set...
  • Chris : GO!
  • Geoff *charges with goldfish in hand*
  • Mike *jumps over hurdles*
  • Zeke : *jumps all the hurdles*
  • Cody *jumps over hurdles*
  • Mike *jumps the hurdles*
  • Cody go doggy! *sets dog on zeke*
  • Duncan : *runs around the hurdles* No way am I jumping with a Komodo Dragon on my back!
  • Zeke : Sit! *Cody's dog sits*
  • Heather *cow wont budge* come on cow, good cow
  • Cody no doggy dont do that!
  • Lindsay : *Parrot flies away* Awww Fly Tyson 2! FLY!
  • Heather cow, move it you lazy slob!
  • Mike *monkey climbs up ladder* *climbs up ladder*
  • Heather *cow sits down and eats grass*
  • Heather argh! *gets off cow, tries to push cow*
  • José : *rides the bear through the hurdles*
  • Heather @!#@$%$!!!
  • Noah : *climbs up the rope ladder*
  • Lindsay : *watches the parrot fly* Ooooh pretty! Do that again Tyson 2!
  • Geoff lets go sparkles! *climbs up monkeybars*
  • Zeke : *climbs up the rope ladder*
  • Heather *conf* guess i can kiss goodbye that million! @&#^@!
  • Mike *goes through barbed wire*
  • Zeke : *climbs down the rope ladder*
  • Cody *throws dog crap at zeke*
  • José : *rides around the rope ladder*
  • Zeke : *kicks the dog crap back at Cody, it hits him in the face and he swallows some*
  • Cody ugh!!!!
  • Cody *conf* that @@^!%@!&^ piece of ^$%$^%^&##$@ is going down!
  • Duncan : *jumps through the Hole in the Walls*
  • Mike *monkey runs across balance beam* Okay.
  • Zeke : *runs up the ramp*
  • Geoff *drops fish while climbing rope* SPARKLES!
  • Mike *goes across balance beam slowly*
  • José : *catches Sparkles*
  • Geoff thanks a million Jose!
  • José : *sets Sparkles down* No problem!
  • Geoff your gonna make it little buddy *kisses sparkles*
  • José : *Conf* I only did that so Geoff owes me a favor!
  • Duncan : *goes through the tires*
  • Duncan : *crosses the finish line*
  • Cody *dog attacks Ezekiels Aye Aye*
  • Zeke : *Aye-aye bites dog in the balls*
  • Mike *goes across Monkey Bars with Monkey*
  • Cody No! *dogs balls start bleeding*
  • Zeke : *picks up his Aye-aye* Let's go Gwen 2! Daddy's got ya!
  • Heather *still at start line* you piece of @$%!# *kicks cow*
  • Gwen : Aww! That's cute Zeke!
  • Mike *climbs 2nd ladder*
  • Gwen : *climbs up the rope ladder*
  • Heather *cow gets up in rage* *charges accross obstical course*
  • Noah : *jumps through the hole in the wall*
  • Mike *falls off 2nd ladder*
  • Heather *cow kicks over hurdles*
  • José : *rides the bear through the hole in the wall*
  • Zeke : *jumps through the hole in the wall*
  • Cody *crosses finish line* someone get this dog a doctor!
  • Mike *runs up hill*
  • Gwen : *jumps through the hole in the wall*
  • José : *crosses the finish line*
  • Mike *jumps through hole in the wall*
  • Zeke : *crosses finish line*
  • Heather *cow breaks through ladder and rope wall*
  • Gwen : *crosses finish line*
  • Heather ahhhh! slow down cow!
  • Noah : *crosses finish line*
  • Mike *trips over final tire and breaks nose*
  • Geoff *crosses finish line* WE MADE IT SPARKLES!
  • Mike Ow! *staggers to feet* *crosses line*
  • Heather *crosses line* *cow doesnt stop running* Ahhhh!
  • Mike Ha! Ow!
  • Heather can someone shoot this cow with a tranquilizer or something?
  • Mike *clenches bleeding nose* Chris can I go to the infirmary?
  • Lindsay : *grabs the parrot and runs through the obstacal course*
  • Lindsay : *crosses finish line*
  • Arnold *shoots cow wit tranquilizer gun and accidentally gets heather as well*
  • Chris : Ok that's everyone!
  • Heather *falls unconscious*
  • Chris : Sorry Lindsay! You are out!
  • Lindsay : No! I can't leave Tyson!
  • José : *facepalms* Lindsay! That's not Tyson! That's Noah!
  • Lindsay : Hose! Your silly!
  • José : *facepalms*
  • Mike That's Jose! And he's right
  • Noah : Don't worry Lindsay! I'll win for you!
  • Lindsay : You do that Tyson!
  • Noah : *kisses Lindsay*
  • Lindsay : *kisses Noah* Bye Tyson!
  • Noah : Bye!
  • Zeke : *nudges Noah* Nice Dude!
  • Gwen : Yeah! You picked a real winner there Noah!
  • Noah : Who cares? She's hot!
  • Lindsay : *gets in the Lame-o-sine* Bye everyone! *blows a kiss to Noah* Bye Tyson!
  • Chris : Well, that was a very exciting episode! I owe Chef a hundred bucks cause I bet him that Heather was going home!
  • Chris : Anyway, find out what happens next, on TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
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