This is the Transcript for Episode Fourteen of this Roleplay's Total Drama Action. Find the main article for it here!
THIS EPISODE BEGINS
: Last time on Total Drama Action!
: The teams went on a Die Hard mission!
: Literally! The challenge was a reference to the third Die Hard movie!
: Anyway! The Screaming Cutters nearly won, but the Killer Greensman snuck by and stole the win!
: So the Cutters booted Owen, since he pretty much cost them the win!
: Who's going home next? Find out now on TOTAL!
SCENE CUTS TO OUTSIDE THE CABINS
*conf* So, Duncan and Gwen are going to break up! Hello Gwody!
: Gwen! Can we talk in private?
: Sure! Ok!
*yawns* mornin' everybody.
Mike! You are looking like you are back to normal!
: *takes Gwen to a secret place* I think it's time... we took a break!
: A break? You mean break up?
: Well, yes!
: I can't believe you!
: Your breaking up with me?
: Yes! We're both obviously losing interest in each other!
: *storms off* Get bent!
: *walks up to Duncan* Wow! What happened?
: We broke up!
: Wow! Sorry man!
: Yeah! Me too!
: She's all yours Zeke!
: Are you sure it's ok with you? I don't want to ruin our friendship!
: Yes! You have my frickin blessing! Go get her man!
: Ok man! Thanks!
: Heather! I have to tell you something!
: Duncan and Gwen broke up! And Zeke is gonna ask Gwen out!
: Well, doesn't Zeke asking someone else out bother you? I mean, he did cheat on you with her!
Pfft, I'm over him now, what was I thinking going out with that dirty, home schooled moron!
: I know right!
: Anyway, I thought you might want to know! *kisses Heather*
thanks *kisses back*
: Oooooooh Cody!
: I need to talk to you! Follow me!
ok *follows Jose*
: *takes Cody far away from Zeke and Gwen*
: Guess what!
: Duncan and Gwen broke up! And Gwen is on the rebound!
Nice! I've got her in the bag!
: But make sure you wait a long while before asking her out!
Yea right! Why wait?
*walks up to Gwen*
: Because it's not cool to ask out a girl right after she gets dumped!
: *sees Gwen* Hey Gwen! I need to talk to you!
: Ok! *runs away from Cody with Zeke*
: I heard about you and Duncan's break up! I was wondering if-
: *kisses Zeke*
Better luck next time?
: *kisses back* Ok! Wow! That was great!
*conf* *furious* That's it! Ezekiel is going down!
: *Conf* Of course I stalled Cody! I saved him from humiliation!
: Hey Cody! What's the matter?
Ezekiel is the matter! He's stealing my love life!
: I'm sorry I asked! *walks away*
Hey Jose, how come you are helping Cody?
: I wasn't helping him!
Well you just saved him fro humiliation, that would have been funny!
: Hey! Getting rejected from someone you love is not at all funny!
I thought you were bad, are you losing your edge?
: No! It's just...Once when I was a child, I really liked this girl! And when she broke up with her boyfriend, I asked her out and she rejected me! Then she told the whole class and humiliated me! I don't want anyone to feel the way I did that day!
Aww poor little Romeo *laughs*
: I knew I shouldn't have told you that story!
*conf* Has Jose gone soft? I dont want to date a softy!
I wonder what today's challenge is?
: *Conf* Soft? SOFT? I'll show her who's soft! And... it's not me!
: Well Mike your in luck!
: Hey Chris! What's under that tarp?
: They things you need for today's challenge!
: For this challenge! You will be working individually!
: Cool huh?
: *sarcastically* Yeah! It's amazing!
: Under this tarp, are 15 animals that you will choose from!
: *pulls off the tarp*
: Here we have a...
ugh! I hate animals!
: a Dog!
: a Rabbit!
: a Bear!
: a Komodo Dragon!
: a Snake!
: a Hamster!
: a Monkey!
: a Cow!
: a Pig!
: a Parrot!
: a Raccoon!
: a Goldfish!
: and... an Aye-aye!
what the hell is an aye aye?
: The Aye-aye, or Daubentonia madagascariensis, is a lemur, a strepsirrhine primate native to Madagascar that combines rodent-like teeth and a special thin middle finger to fill the same ecological niche as a woodpecker. It is currently on the endangered species list!
hmph! know it all
I'm sorry I asked!
: What's your problem Cody?
dont talk to me
: I find you know that pretty cool Zeke!
I know things too Gwen!
: Uh... good for you Cody!
Like... uh... World of Warcraft... he he
: Chris! Can we pick the animals! Cause I want the Komodo Dragon!
: Yeah! Go ahead!
: *takes the Komodo Dragon*
I choose the dog!
: I'll take the Aye-aye!
: I'll take the bear!
i guess ill choose the cow, probably the most useful right?
GOLDFISH BABY WOOO!
: I'll take the rabbit!
: Oooh! I'll take the parrot!
: I'll take the snake!
I had a goldfish as a kid named Sparkles, he died *starts crying*
: Hey Mal! What animal are you picking?
: No one picked the monkey!
: Ok cast! You will now go through an obstacle course!
: You will use your Animal Buddies to help you through the obstacle course! The last one to cross the finish line is automatically out of the game!
: So, there will be no Gilded Chris Ceremony tonight!
hey Mike or Mal or whatever, can you help me sabotage Zeke?
: I'm right here you know!
leave me alone jerk!
he sabotaged my love life, he is the only thing standing between me and gwen
how do you know she wants to date YOU?
well look at me, what chick wouldnt want to date me?