: Dude! You said big stage! And this is the dumpy Gilded Chris arena!
*sees the ghost of Sparkles* Ahhhh! he's on the staaaaage!
: *looks on the stage* Uhh! Geoff! Who's on the Stage?
*walks on stage* I'M SORRY! I WILL AVENGE YOU!
: Uhh. Vin? Arnold? What's he talking about?
Don't know, don't care
Something about a fish?
*picks up Arnold by shirt* HER NAME IS SPARKLES!
*Throws to the ground*
: *driving Chef's jeep, and accidentally runs over Sparkles*
BACK TO PRESENT
: I wonder what happened!
wow, for once I'm not the one being physically abused!
spoke too soon
: Anyway! Today is Rock & Roll day!
: You all will be writing songs!
: You have 5 minutes to do so, starting NOW!
Fine, FOR SPARKLES!
5 MINUTES ARE UP
: Ok! Geoff! You go first!
ok *crying* "Sparkles the Goldfisha' by Geoff. *to the tune of Minnie the Moocher* Folks, here's a story about Sparkles the Goldfish She was a my best friend and my come-true wish But now she’s floating, dead and frail But Sparkles had a heart as big as a whale Hidee hidee hidee hi Hode hode hode ho Hee dee hee dee hee dee hee A hidee hidee hidee ho SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKLESSSSS!!
ok *walks on stage* 'Whip Them' by Heather *to the tune of 'Whip It'* Crack that whip! Give the jerks the slip! And when my mind starts to crack, I’ll break all of your backs! When a goth girl comes along... You must whip her! When the Spaniard stays too long... You must whip him! When you guys won’t SHUT THE ******...-ong You must whip them! Now whip them Into shape! Shut them up, Get straight, Go forward, Move ahead, Try to defend it, You’re going home, So whip them! Whip them good!
: I give it a 9!
: I give it a 10!
10! That was sweet!
: Nice Heather!
: Duncan! You're up!
: *walks up on stage* "Die with Me" by Duncan *plays the guitar for Dive*Rock On, Rock On, YEAH! Live long Rock On At ease, at ease, YEAH! Everyone is gone wrong! Rock On! Rock On! YEAH! Everyone is gone wrong! At ease, at ease, YEAH! You can leave them pay yeah! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! Die! Die! Die! Die with MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Die! Die! Die! Die with Me! Die with Me!
La hermosa, la hermosa, ya no puede parecer más hermosa. porque le falta, porque no tiene, marijuana pa' fumar. Me robaste el corazón, ya la llevan a enterrar entre cuatro zopilotes, y un ratón de sacristán.
: Nice! I give it a 8!
: I give it a 8
: I give it a 10!
: José! You have 26 points!
: That song was for Heather!
: *Conf* I didn't understand anything besides "hermosa"! But whatever he sang, it was hermosa!
: Oh I could care less if you like this song! I wish I didn't have to sing this! But I have to, so this is what I have to sing... Oh how I really have this stupid challenge! It's as stupid as Cody! I wish I didn't have to sing this! Oh please let me stop, because I'm gettin bored!
: I meant every word!
: Wow! That was, um, great! \
: I give it a 6!
: I give it an 8!
: I give it a 2!
: Noah! You have 16 points!
: So according to the points... Duncan wins!
: Duncan has immunity!
: Now time to got to the Gilded Chris Awards Ceremony!
SCENE SWITCHES TO GILDED CHRIS AWARDS CEREMONY
: Ok! Duncan has immunity, so not votes for him!
: Now! Cast your votes!
: The following are safe...
: Gwen and Geoff, you are LOW!
: The final Gilded Chris goes to...
: Gwen! Sorry Geoff! Your out!
: *catches Gilded Chris*
: Aww man! I'm sorry Sparkles! I wanted to win for you!
: Interns! Escort Geoff to the Lame-o-sine! Maybe a mental hospital too!
: *takes Geoff by the arm*
: *knocks Vin out cold*
: *pushes Geoff into the Lame-o-sine*
: *drives off* SPARKLES!
: *wakes up* Ugh! Why is it always me?
: Because it's funny!
: I hate you!
: I know! Well, 15 down and 5 to go! See who get sent home next! On TOTAL!