This is the transcript for Episode 2 of this roleplay's third season, Total Drama World Tour. Find the main article for it here!
Transcript[]
This is the raw chat script as recorded from the main roleplay and then converted to display images for the characters:
- Note that there is no proofreading on this script and the conversion process is not perfect so mistakes may be imminent.
Intro[]
9:45 RiMiEg007
DO NOT TALK OR YOU WILL BE KICKED
: Last time on Total Drama World Tour!
: We introduced our 27 Flyers!- : And I have them race about 278 km! From Camp Wawanakwa to Toronto Airport!
- : And apparently, Noah and Lindsay got married!
- : These people are crazy!
- : Anyway! We're on our way to Sunny Egypt! Where we will make the teams!
- : So find out what happens next, on TOTAL!
- : DRAMA!
- : WORLD TOUR!
- : "Make the teams eh?"
- : I wonder we are going!
- : "He just said Sunny Egypt"
- : I'm sorry! I don't eavesdrop on Chris!
- Judging by my compass, we ARE heading towards Egypt
- Ah! Mu-mu-mu-mummies!
- : You scared Cody!
- Uh.... pftt no.... not at alll, hehe
- : Sure! You look scared Soldier!
- : "I'm sad that Mike is not here"
- Who's to say he isnt? *pushes hair up*
- : "We all know you are Mal... MAL
- Oh god, I can hear the engine rattling! Where the hell did Chris buy this bucket of bolts!
- : Ebay!
- : "Cool"
- EBAY! Is this thing even licensed?
- : "I got my magic powers at Ebay also"
- : "Licensing is for Americans... this is Canada"
- : *wakes up* These Economy Class seats are quite comfortable!
- : Easy for you to say!
- Well, if you find the right sleeping arrangement.
- : It's way cramped in here with 27 people! I can't wait to be in teams!
- *conf* Chris has really outdone himself this time, every second we spend in the air is a second this bucket of bolts could fall apart! Leaving us all for dead! Argh! *hits toilet roll handle, which breaks* See what I mean?
Team Selection[]
- : Lucky for you José, we're doing the teams now!
- There's going to be 3 teams this time around right?
- : Harold, please don't interrupt me!
- 27 isnt divisible by 2, unless you cut one of us in half.
- : "Whooo, can't wait to be on a team"
- Which is pretty low, even for YOU.
- : Harold, if you interrupt me again, I will disqualify you and throw you out of this plane without a parachute!
- That isn't fun, he did it to me once
- *holds up finger but stops self*
- : Now! As I was saying! This time, there will be 3 teams!
- : Since 27 divided by 3 is 9!
- : Anyway! Since the producers, who don't know what fun is, told me that I need to pick the team captains without them doing a challenge!
- : So the Team Captains are Ezekiel, José, and Eva!
- : Sweet!
- : Awesome!
- : Good! I will pick the best team on this crappy show!
- : The team picking will be boy boy boy, then girl girl girl!
- : Zeke goes first, then José, then Eva
- : Without further ado! Pick your teams!
- : Easy! I pick Duncan!
- : *goes over to Zeke's team* Awesome! *high fives Zeke*
- : *looks at the contestants* I have to pick a guy right?
- : Right
- : *sighs* I guess I'll pick... *looks at the contestants* Cody!
- What! Why me?
- : *shrugs*
- Ok then *walks over to Jose*
- : *looks at Brick lovingly* I pick Brick!
- : Ok! Why not! *goes over to Eva's team*
- : Now I pick a girl right?
- : Right!
- : Ok! Gwen! I pick Gwen!
- : Yes! *goes to Zeke's team* Glad to be here! *kisses Zeke*
- : Heather! Your with me!
- *grins* *walks over*
- : *kisses Heather*
- : Ugh! I guess I'll pick Courtney! She seems... stong!
- : "Eww Eva"
- : Ok! I pick Geoff!
- Sweet! *high fives Zeke*
- : Glad to have ya man!
- Thanks bro!
- : I pick Mal! H
- : Mal!
- What! Why would you pick him?
- : So we can eliminate him!
- : Good Choice! *goes to Jose's team*
- Why wouldnt he?
- : *stares at Justin lovingly* I pick Justin!
- : *shutters* Uh! Ok then! *goes to Eva's team*
- : Since Geoff's on my team, I pick Bridgette!
- Cool
- Sweet! *kisses Bridgette*
- : I guess I'll pick Lindsay!
- : Thanks Hose!
- : It's José!
- : Thats what I said! Check your hearing Hose! *goes to José's team*
- : *facepalms*
- : I pick Zoey!
- : "Yay"
- : I need more brawn! I pick DJ!
- : "Cool man"
- : Well, I'd hate to break a married couple apart, so I pick Noah!
- : Thanks José! *goes to José's team*
- : *looks at B lovingly* I pick B!
- : *snaps his fingers and goes to Eva's team*
- : Well, we need some fun! I pick Izzy!
- : "Good choice"
- : *does a cartwheel and heads toward Zeke*
- : I know I'll regret this, but I pick Dawn!
- : "Not here"
- : Yes you are Dawn, go to José's team!
- : "Why him, he's evil"
- : *picks Dawn up and throws her over to José's team*
- : "Aww" *heads toward Jose*
- : Cause I said so!
- : I pick Beth!
- : *walks over to Eva's team*
- : I pick Scott!
- : Awesome! *goes over to Zeke's team*
- : I pick Owen!
- : Haha! Yeah! Awesome! Woo Hoo! *farts* Oops! Sorry!
- : Just get over here!
- : Yes sir! *goes to José's team*
- : *facepalms*
- : I need the smarts... So I pick Harold!
- Um... OK?
- : Ok! I pick Trent! He's normal!
- : Cool man! *goes to Zke
- goees to Zeke's team*
- : *whispers to Heather* Between Al and Cameron, who shoud I pick! I hate them both!
- *whispers* Urgh, I hate to say it, but choose Al, he is stronger and we need to keep an eye on him
- : *whispers* Yeah! Good idea! But I really wish I didn't have to pick him!
- : I pick Al!
- : Good choice! *walks over to José's team* Hello little hermosa! *kisses Heather's hand*
- : Is it too late to pick Cameron!?
- : Yeah!
- *blushes* Uh.... get off
- : Fine! *kicks Alejandro in the knee* Next tie it'll be in the face!
- : *falls on the ground* AHHH!
- : I guess we get Cameron!
- : Cool!
- : Ok! That's everyone!
- : It is now time to pick your team names!
- : Zeke! what is your teams name?
- : Geoff! Wanna help me! I want an awesome name!
- TEAM XTREME BABY!
- : Cool! Our team is... Team Xtreme!
- : Awesome name!
- : José! What is your team's name?
- : Team rehtaeH!
- : Say what?
- : It's Heather's name spelled backwards!
- : Lame! Sweet! But lame!
- say what?
- How is my name lame!
10:47 RiMiEg007
- : I never said your name was lame, but that José named the team after you is~
10:48 Chwiis
- *glares at Chris*
10:48 RiMiEg007
- : Anyway! Eva! What is your team name?
10:49 ThatAwsomeGuy24
- : I think it should be Team B-
- : Team Pythagoras!
10:50 RiMiEg007
- : Team Pythagoras? Like the math guy? Ok then!
10:50 ThatAwsomeGuy24
- : No! I want Team Brawn!
10:51 RiMiEg007
- : Too late Eva! Team names are set!
10:51 ThatAwsomeGuy24
- : *grabs Cameron by the neck and starts to choke him* Your gonna die!
10:51 RiMiEg007
- : Whoa! Team tension already!
- : I love it!
10:52 Cody 2015
- : "That is so mean"
10:52 ThatAwsomeGuy24
- : *choking* Please! *coughs* Help! *coughs* Me! *passes out*
10:52 RiMiEg007
- : Ok Eva! Please don't kill the wimp!
- : I don't need any lawsuits!
10:52 ThatAwsomeGuy24
- : *throws Cameron at Harold* Fine!
- : *wakes up* Ow! My neck! And my buttocks!
10:54 RiMiEg007
- : Alright! We should be arriving at Egypt any minute now!
10:54 Cody 2015 We were still in the plane? LOL 10:55 RiMiEg007 Please don't talk out of character during the RP 10:55 Ethan Oka
- *tap Eva's shoulder* Its not that bad a name.
10:55 ThatAwsomeGuy24
- : *grabs Harold by the neck* What did you say?
10:57 Mr.Duncan007
- : *lands the plane*
Main Challenge[]
10:57 RiMiEg007
10:57 Cody 2015
- : "Whoo! We are here, I wanna see if I could climb the pyramids"
10:57 Ethan Oka
- Thatd take a while.
10:57 RiMiEg007
- : Not yet Izzy!
10:57 Chwiis
- What a hole!
10:57 Cody 2015
- : "Wow, it's so hot"
10:58 RiMiEg007
- : Way too hot!
10:58 Cody 2015
- : "My read hair is not so good with the heat Chris"
10:59 RiMiEg007
- : *takes off his hoodie and hat* Ugh! Way too hot here!
10:59 Cody 2015
- : "This is why we should save the rainforests, so the whole world won't be a big desert like here"
10:59 RiMiEg007
- : *facepalms*
- : Please shut up Dawn!
10:59 Cody 2015
- : "Yeah, who cares Dawn"
11:01 Chwiis
- Woah! Look at the sphinx! Cool!
- Needs a nose job!
11:01 Cody 2015
- : "I could give it one" *does her crazy moves and lands on it's nose*
11:01 RiMiEg007
- : Your head would look nice Cody! If I gave you an atomic wedgie!
11:02 Mr.Duncan007
- : Oh god! Don't start!
11:02 Cody 2015
- : "Don't do it Duncan or else I go Commando"
11:02 Chwiis
- Don't recycle plot points Duncan!
11:02 RiMiEg007
- : Shut up Zoey! Go back to your team and mind your own business!
11:02 Chwiis
- That was sooooooo TDA
11:03 Cody 2015
- : "Yeah Egyptians don't give wedgies anyway"
11:04 RiMiEg007
- : SHUT UP DAWN!
11:04 Cody 2015
- : "So, we starting this challenge or something?"
11:04 RiMiEg007
- : If Dawn will let me talk then yes!
11:05 Cody 2015
- : *goes away and hides behind pyramid*
11:05 RiMiEg007
- : Thank you!
- : Now! The challenge is to get from here, go over top the large pyramid, then cross the Nile river!
- : First one to finish wins for their team
- : Any questions?
- : Good! No questions!
- : GO!
11:09 Cody 2015
- : "Yay, time to show my crazy pyramid climbing skills"
11:10 Chwiis
- *runs up pyramid*
11:10 Mr.Duncan007
- : I have an Idea!
- : *ties a rope to herself, Duncan, and Zeke* More people is better for climbing!
11:10 Cody 2015
- : *runs to pyramid*
11:10 Chwiis
- *tries to run up pyramid, but slips* Agh! A little help please?
11:10 Cody 2015
- : "Here we go!" *runs toward pyramid*
11:11 RiMiEg007
- : *kicks Cody's hands* Try to climb now Dweeb!
11:11 Cody 2015
- : "Whatever" *starts climbing pyramid*
11:11 Chwiis
- Fine Cody! *helps Cody up*
11:12 Cody 2015
- : "I am E-Scope" *climbs pyramid super fast with crazy moves*
11:12 AssyrianAsylum
- : *picks up Heather* I'll carry you my hermosa!
11:12 Cody 2015
- : "Hey my lawyers says that pyramid climbing is unsafe for this show Chris"
11:12 RiMiEg007
- : Your lawyers aren't my boss Courtney! Now start climbing!
11:13 Cody 2015
- & : *keep climbing*
- : "No"
- *keeps climbing* "This is fun!"
11:13 Chwiis
- *piggybacking Bridgette* I love rock climbing?
11:13 RiMiEg007
- : Would you like to be the reason for your team losing Court?
11:13 Chwiis
- !
11:14 Cody 2015
- : "You can't make me I'm too scared"
11:20 Ethan Oka
- *sneaks on plane*
11:20 RiMiEg007
- : You have to Courtney!
11:21 Cody 2015 () : "" 11:21 RiMiEg007
- : I will Disqualify you if you don't
11:21 Chwiis
- *makes it over pyramid with Jose*
11:21 Cody 2015
- : "Fine"
11:21 Chwiis Hijotee just do the challenge 11:21 Cody 2015
- : *starts climbing on the edge*
I am My keyboard is slow 11:22 RiMiEg007
- : *gets to the top of the pyramid with Zeke and Gwen* Time to go down!
- : Cool!
11:22 Chwiis
- So how are we supposed to cross the river?
11:22 Cody 2015
- : *gets to top* "Whooo! Now time to slide down"
11:22 RiMiEg007
- : *runs down the pyramid with Gwen and Zeke*
11:22 Cody 2015
- & : *get to top*
- : "You can't catch me!" *slides down pyramid*
11:23 AssyrianAsylum
- : *picks Heather back up* I'll get us acrossed*
11:23 Cody 2015
- : "Whee!"
11:23 Chwiis
- & *run down the pyramid*
11:23 RiMiEg007
- : *swims acrossed the river*
11:23 Cody 2015
- : *gets to top* "Finally"
11:23 Ethan Oka
- *sneaks into Chris' room*
11:24 Chwiis
- *still climbing up* I... can't
11:24 RiMiEg007
- , & : *cross the finish line*
11:24 Cody 2015
- : *gets to top* "I'm here, now what? Oh go back down" *slides* "Ahhhh!"
Winner[]
11:24 Chwiis
- *crosses finish line*
11:24 AssyrianAsylum
- : *crosses the finish line*
11:24 Cody 2015
- : *starts swimming*
11:25 Chwiis
- & *swims across lake*
11:25 RiMiEg007
- : and Team Xtreme wins the first challenge of the season!
11:25 Cody 2015
- : *gets to finish line* "Yay"
11:25 Chwiis
- & *crosses line* Woohooo!
11:25 RiMiEg007
- : Yes!
11:25 Cody 2015
- : "Aww"
11:26 Ethan Oka
- *smashes stuff and leaves*
11:27 Chwiis
- Hang on, where's Mal? I dont see him anywhere!
11:28 Cody 2015
- : "Who cares about NOT-Mike anyway"
11:28 RiMiEg007
- : Alright! Since José and Heather crossed next! Team rehtaeH get second place! Meaning everyone on that team are safe!
11:29 Chwiis
- I'll take it!
11:29 Cody 2015
- : "Yay, I thought we lost"
11:29 AssyrianAsylum
- : Yeah! Goo thing we didn't!
11:29 Cody 2015
- : "2nd is still good, but not close to us winners!"
11:30 AssyrianAsylum
- : *Conf* I wish we did lose! I really want to vote out Dawn! She is so annoying!
11:30 Ethan Oka
- *walks AROUND pyramid* Cool.
11:30 RiMiEg007
- : Anyway! Team Pythag loses!
11:31 ThatAwsomeGuy24
- : *screams with rage* ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
11:31 Ethan Oka
- Eva, calm down.
11:32 ThatAwsomeGuy24
- : *grabs Harold by the neck and throws him into Cameron*
11:33 Ethan Oka
- Ga-osh.
11:33 Cody 2015
- : "So... what do we winners get?"
11:33 RiMiEg007
- : They get to be in first class until we get to the next destination!
- : Yeah! Woo Hoo!
11:34 Cody 2015
- : "Whooo!"
11:34 RiMiEg007
- : Team rehtaeH... I'm just going to call you Team Heather! Stupid name José!
11:35 Chwiis
- *grins* Best team name ever
11:35 Cody 2015
- : "Yeah that was a funny name"
11:35 RiMiEg007
- : Team Heather and Team Pythag will spend time in Loser Class
11:35 AssyrianAsylum
- : It's original! It's fancy! It... it... Yeah it kinda sucks!
Elimination[]
11:36 RiMiEg007
- : Anyway! Team Pythag! Time for elimination!
- : *screams*
11:37 AssyrianAsylum
- : What the? What was that?
11:37 Jakerz69
- : Sounded like a scream!
11:37 Ethan Oka
- *pokes head in*
11:38 Chwiis
- Sounded like a poodle being castrated
11:38 AssyrianAsylum
- : Naw! Really Noah?
11:38 RiMiEg007
- : WHAT HAPPENED TO MY STUFF!
- : IT'S...IT'S...ALL RUINED! My mirrors, my TVs, MY HOTUB!
- : Whoever did this is gonna pay dearly!
11:42 Chwiis
- Dont you have... footage for that?
11:43 RiMiEg007
- : Good idea Cody! I'll look it over!
- : Ok! It is time to vote off the Flyer you don't want to live with anymore!
- : So go to the Confessional and vote someone off by stamping the passport of the Flyer you want gone!
- : Ok! Before I call your names, I need Team Heather in here!
11:47 AssyrianAsylum
- : Why are we here?
11:47 RiMiEg007
- : You'll find out in a minute!
- : The following are safe!
11:47 Ethan Oka
- *raises Eyebrow*
11:47 RiMiEg007
- : Brick!
- : Zoey!
- : B
- : Harold!
- : Cameron
- : Beth!
- : Justin!
- : Eva and Courtney! You are LOW!
- : The final peanut bag goes to...
- : Both of you!
11:49 Ethan Oka
- *gulp*
11:49 ThatAwsomeGuy24
- : Say what?
11:50 RiMiEg007
- : Eva was meant to be eliminated but... I looked over the footage of my room and came across something very interesting!
11:50 ThatAwsomeGuy24
- : *breaths heavily with rage*
11:50 RiMiEg007
- : Mal! I am disqualifying you for destroying my personal things!
11:50 Ethan Oka
- I swear Eva, I didnt vote for you to go!
11:51 AssyrianAsylum
- : Seriously Mal!
11:51 Chwiis
- Hahaha! Seeya Mal!
11:51 Jakerz69
- : Were you trying to troll us?
11:52 Chwiis
- Woah dude! Not cool!
11:52 Ethan Oka
- Ya know what! Fine! I got my revenge I dont care!
11:52 AssyrianAsylum
- : Great! We're down a member now because of you! *kicks Mal out of the plane*
11:53 RiMiEg007
- : Thank You José!
11:53 AssyrianAsylum
- : No thanks necessary!
11:54 RiMiEg007
- : Well, you may now leave!
- : I need to be alone right now!
- : *cries*
11:55 Ethan Oka
- *grabs onto wing* I'm not losing another million! Never!
11:56 RiMiEg007
- : Well... this has been a... dreadful day!
- : But the next episode... might be better!
- : *pushes Vin out the window* Actually! I feel better now!
11:57 Chwiis
- *pulls out parachute* I knew this would come in handy!
11:57 RiMiEg007
- : Join us next time! In a awesome episode of TOTAL!
- : DRAMA!
- : WORLD TOUR!
- : *steers the plane downward and catches Vin*
- : Aww man! Why would you do that?