This is the Transcript for Episode Twenty-One of this Roleplay's Total Drama Action. Find the main article for it here!
THIS EPISODE BEGINS
: Last time on Total Drama Action!
: The cast had 8 days to… well to destroy the film lot! Darn Kids!
: So we ended up having to do the challenge at good 'ole Camp Wawanakwa while Vin cleaned up!
: Anyway, the challenge was to run up the 1,000 foot high cliff, then evade Chef the Psycho Killer and make it back to the film lot!
: Heather and José attempted to plot a scheme, but Heather got kidnapped by MAL!
: And pretty much said and did unspeakable things to her!
: Anyway, Heather came out victorious, and Mal, was sent home!
: Now it’s time to go to a pretty place, where a certain Goth chick will rule the land as a princess!
: *laughs* We know how great that will turn out to be!
: So find out what happens next! Right now! On TOTAL!
SCENE SWITCHES TO THE CONFESSIONAL
*conf* I'm so glad that freak Mal is gone... talk about a loose cannon!
: *Conf* How dare that Mal do that to my girlfriend! At least he’s gone now!
: Hey Heather! How have you been?
: Just wanted to make sure you were ok after what Mal did!
Pfft, that freak got what he deserved!
: I actually switched his vote *shows Heather the vote* So I made him vote himself off! *laughs*
: It's the least I could have done!
Hopefully they drove him to the nearest mental hospital!
: *Conf* Wow, final 6! This is getting exciting! I don’t expect to win, but it would be nice to win!
: *Conf* The final 6 are me, Gwen, José, Geoff, Noah, and Heather! Talk about a real competition! I can’t think of a better final 6!
: *Conf* So, so far I’m doing better than I did last season! I just wish Zeke was here! I’m just glad Cody isn’t here to annoy me or hit on me! At least Duncan has been cool with this, even though the break up was kinda crappy!
*conf* FINAL 6! WOO!! PARTY ON!
: *on the loudspeaker* ATTENTION FINAL 6! MEET ME AT THE CRAFT SERVICES TENT IN 10!
10 HOURS LATER
: *looks at his watch* So when Chris said 10, I thought he meant 10 minutes, not 10 hours! What a shmuck!
: Why can't Chris ever be on time?
Probably doing his makeup!
: *enters the craft services tent in Knight Armor*
: Here Ye! Here Ye! Please put your hands together for Sir Chris!
: *enters the craft services tent with Vin, Arnold, Harold, and Beth*
: Hello Cast!
: Uh Chris, why is Dorko and Beth here?
: *Conf* I’ve never seen Beth in person, but she is one ugly *censored*!
: She’s going to be helping out with the challenge!
: Nice to see you too Duncan! GOSH!
: Hey guys! *accidentally spits out her retainer, which hits José*
Good! For a sec I thought you were putting them back in the game!
: *Conf* Ugh! *wiping the saliva off his face and shirt* Did I mention disgusting!?
: Whoops! Sorry… Uh… Al’s brother! *takes retainer out of José’s shirt*
: Uh… Anyway! It’s time for today’s challenge!
Remind me not to kiss you anytime soon!
: *sarcastically* Oh no! Another painful and/or boring challenge! I can't wait!
: Follow me to the Pretty Princess set!
SCENE SWITCHES TO THE PRETTY PRINCESS SET
: Ok! Today we will be playing Rescue the Princess!
: So, I will need a female volunteer to be the princess!
: It’s all yours Heather!
No, I'm good!
: Please! I insist!
No, no, after you
: You'll look great in a princess outfit! Plus José can save you from whatever crazy thing that captures you!
I said no!
: Please! I'll owe you one
: Well, since Gwen doesn't want to do it, I'm making her be the princess!
In your face!
: Don’t worry Gwen, you’ll make a great princess!
: Yeah! You’ll look hot in a sexy princess outfit!
: *slaps Harold upside the head* Shut Up Dorko!
: Ok, the rest are the 7 dwarfs!
: Since copyright says we can’t use the actual names of the 7 dwarfs, I’ll just make them up depending on your personality! Don’t talk while I tell you your dwarf names!
: Duncan is Cynical!
: Noah is Sarcastic!
: José is Handsome!
: Geoff is Party Guy!
: Heather is Queeny!
: Harold is Boring!
: and Beth is Ugly!
: I like mine!
: Mine fits me perfectly!
Im the queen :D
: So does mine!
: I don’t like mine! Can you change it?
: Mine too! I’m so offended by that!
: Sorry Harold, your dwarf names are final!
: Ugh! You're so mean Chris!
Mine sounds perfectly partatious!
: I know!
: Now it is time for Gwen to dress up!
: *sighs* Fine!
SCENE SWITCHES TO GWEN IN A PRINCESS OUTFIT
*whistles* Looking good girl!
*laughs at Gwen*
: *punches Heather and knocks her out cold*
: Really not in the mood Heather!
: Really not in the mood Heather!
*unconscious on floor*
: *picks Heather up* Are you ok Heather?
*wakes up* wha-what?
: Nothing a little kiss won't fix! Am I right?
: *Conf* Noah's funny! I love how he scored with Lindsay!
: Save the fight for the challenge! It's time for Gwen to get kidnapped by the Kings Men!
: Vin! Arnold! You are the Kings Men!
: Touch me and you die!
This suit is chaffing
my suit is fine!
: Good! I put itching cream in Vin's suit!
: Hey! That's no way to treat your king!
*slaps Chris twice*
: Do 1,000 push ups!
: *presses a button, which shocks Vin*
*hair all spiky*
: I also put a shock collar on your suit!
: 1,000 push ups! NOW!
This is not human!
30 MINUTES LATER
: Really Vin!? Really?
*conf* I feel bad for Vin, but I want to stay on Chris' good side!
: *presses the button again*
Uh dude! He can't go anymore!
: He should probably go to the infirmary!
*takes Vin to the infirmary*
: Nah! He'll be fine!
Umm.. Chris... you need to stop this.. it's kinda against the UN
: I signed a contract with them! As long as I don't kill him, I can torture him as much as I want!
: It makes for good ratings!
You can't sign a contract with the UN!
Well I think you are about to kill him!
: Sure you can! If you have enough money and if you have friends in the UN!
Can we just get on with the challenge?
: Sure! Since Vin wimped out! Chef and Arnold will now be the Kings Men!
: *picks up Gwen* Come on Girl!
: Hey! Put me down! Ugh!
: I'll save you m'lady!
: *gives Harold an atomic wedgie* Try and save her now Dorko!
Glad I'm not her!
: Not funny Duncan!
Put the princess down dude!
: Ok! It's story time!
: There once was a pretty princess!
: And she was kidnapped by the Kings Men! Who wanted to marry her!
: But! 7 unlikely heroes set out to try to save her!
: Their names were Cynical, Sarcastic, Handsome, Party Guy, Queeny, Boring, and Ugly!
: But only one of them can save her!
: First they must cross the bridge of terror!
: But it is guarded by a terrible troll! Who will only let them by if they solve his riddles!!
: Cynical! You're up first!
A man is 19, but was born in 1940? How is this possible?
: He's Benjamin Button?
Nope! He was born in hospital room #1940
*opens trap door under Duncan*
: *grabs the bridge*
: *pulls himself up
*knocks Duncan through trap door*
: *grabs Arnold by the shirt and throws him down the trapdoor*
: I'll allow that! Duncan gets throgh!
: Sarcastic is up next!
*climbs out of trap door* argh!
: Gimme you best!
Let me think!
How can a pants pocket be empty and yet have something in it?
: Easy! It has a hole in it!
: *walks through*
: Handsome! Your up!
: *walks up to Arnold*
What occurs once every minute, twice a moment but never in a year?
: That's a tough one! The answer is The Letter M!
: *walks through*
: Party Guy! Your Up!
What starts with the letter t, is filled with t, and ends with the letter t?
*conf* Think Geoff, THINK!
The answer was- 'a teapot' *activates trap door*
Ahhhh! *falls down*
: Geoff! You're out! You get to watch me torture the rest of the contestants and Harold and Beth!
: Boring! Your up!
: I'll have you know! I have some interesting facts about riddles! Like