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This is the Transcript for Episode Twenty-One of this Roleplay's Total Drama Action. Find the main article for it here!

Stop THIS EPISODE BEGINS Stop
  • Chris : Last time on Total Drama Action!
  • Chris : The cast had 8 days to… well to destroy the film lot! Darn Kids!
  • Chris : So we ended up having to do the challenge at good 'ole Camp Wawanakwa while Vin cleaned up!
  • Chris : Anyway, the challenge was to run up the 1,000 foot high cliff, then evade Chef the Psycho Killer and make it back to the film lot!
  • Chris : Heather and José attempted to plot a scheme, but Heather got kidnapped by MAL!
  • Chris : And pretty much said and did unspeakable things to her!
  • Chris : Anyway, Heather came out victorious, and Mal, was sent home!
  • Chris : Now it’s time to go to a pretty place, where a certain Goth chick will rule the land as a princess!
  • Chris : *laughs* We know how great that will turn out to be!
  • Chris : So find out what happens next! Right now! On TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
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  • Heather *conf* I'm so glad that freak Mal is gone... talk about a loose cannon!
  • José : *Conf* How dare that Mal do that to my girlfriend! At least he’s gone now!
  • José : Hey Heather! How have you been?
  • Heather Fine, why?
  • José : Just wanted to make sure you were ok after what Mal did!
  • Heather Pfft, that freak got what he deserved!
  • José : I actually switched his vote *shows Heather the vote* So I made him vote himself off! *laughs*
  • Heather Hahaha! Nice!
  • José : It's the least I could have done!
  • Heather Hopefully they drove him to the nearest mental hospital!
  • José : *laughs*
  • Noah : *Conf* Wow, final 6! This is getting exciting! I don’t expect to win, but it would be nice to win!
  • Duncan : *Conf* The final 6 are me, Gwen, José, Geoff, Noah, and Heather! Talk about a real competition! I can’t think of a better final 6!
  • Gwen : *Conf* So, so far I’m doing better than I did last season! I just wish Zeke was here! I’m just glad Cody isn’t here to annoy me or hit on me! At least Duncan has been cool with this, even though the break up was kinda crappy!
  • Geoff *conf* FINAL 6! WOO!! PARTY ON!
  • Chris : *on the loudspeaker* ATTENTION FINAL 6! MEET ME AT THE CRAFT SERVICES TENT IN 10!
Stop 10 HOURS LATER Stop
  • Noah : *looks at his watch* So when Chris said 10, I thought he meant 10 minutes, not 10 hours! What a shmuck!
  • José : Why can't Chris ever be on time?
  • Heather Probably doing his makeup!
  • José : Probably!
  • Chef : *enters the craft services tent in Knight Armor*
  • Chef : Here Ye! Here Ye! Please put your hands together for Sir Chris!
  • Chris : *enters the craft services tent with Vin, Arnold, Harold, and Beth*
  • Chris : Hello Cast!
  • Duncan : Uh Chris, why is Dorko and Beth here?
  • José : *Conf* I’ve never seen Beth in person, but she is one ugly *censored*!
  • Chris : She’s going to be helping out with the challenge!
  • Harold : Nice to see you too Duncan! GOSH!
  • Beth : Hey guys! *accidentally spits out her retainer, which hits José*
  • Heather Good! For a sec I thought you were putting them back in the game!
  • José : *Conf* Ugh! *wiping the saliva off his face and shirt* Did I mention disgusting!?
  • Beth : Whoops! Sorry… Uh… Al’s brother! *takes retainer out of José’s shirt*
  • José : *shutters*
  • Chris : Uh… Anyway! It’s time for today’s challenge!
  • Heather Remind me not to kiss you anytime soon!
  • Noah : *sarcastically* Oh no! Another painful and/or boring challenge! I can't wait!
  • Chris : Follow me to the Pretty Princess set!
Stop SCENE SWITCHES TO THE PRETTY PRINCESS SET Stop
  • Chris : Ok! Today we will be playing Rescue the Princess!
  • Chris : So, I will need a female volunteer to be the princess!
  • Gwen : It’s all yours Heather!
  • Heather No, I'm good!
  • Gwen : Please! I insist!
  • Heather No, no, after you
  • Gwen : You'll look great in a princess outfit! Plus José can save you from whatever crazy thing that captures you!
  • Heather I said no!
  • Gwen : Please! I'll owe you one
  • Heather *shrugs*
  • Chris : Well, since Gwen doesn't want to do it, I'm making her be the princess!
  • Gwen : WHAT?
  • Heather In your face!
  • Duncan : Don’t worry Gwen, you’ll make a great princess!
  • Harold : Yeah! You’ll look hot in a sexy princess outfit!
  • Duncan : *slaps Harold upside the head* Shut Up Dorko!
  • Harold : GOSH!
  • Chris : Ok, the rest are the 7 dwarfs!
  • Chris : Since copyright says we can’t use the actual names of the 7 dwarfs, I’ll just make them up depending on your personality! Don’t talk while I tell you your dwarf names!
  • Chris : Duncan is Cynical!
  • Chris : Noah is Sarcastic!
  • Chris : José is Handsome!
  • Chris : Geoff is Party Guy!
  • Chris : Heather is Queeny!
  • Chris : Harold is Boring!
  • Chris : and Beth is Ugly!
  • Duncan : I like mine!
  • Noah : Mine fits me perfectly!
  • Heather Im the queen :D
  • José : So does mine!
  • Harold : I don’t like mine! Can you change it?
  • Beth : Mine too! I’m so offended by that!
  • Chris : Sorry Harold, your dwarf names are final!
  • Harold : GOSH!
  • Beth : Ugh! You're so mean Chris!
  • Geoff Mine sounds perfectly partatious!
  • Chris : I know!
  • Chris : Now it is time for Gwen to dress up!
  • Gwen : *sighs* Fine!
Stop SCENE SWITCHES TO GWEN IN A PRINCESS OUTFIT Stop
  • Geoff *whistles* Looking good girl!
  • Heather *laughs at Gwen*
  • Gwen : *punches Heather and knocks her out cold*
  • Duncan : Nice!
  • Gwen : Really not in the mood Heather!
  • Gwen : Really not in the mood Heather!
  • Heather *unconscious on floor*
  • José : *picks Heather up* Are you ok Heather?
  • Heather *wakes up* wha-what?
  • Noah : Nothing a little kiss won't fix! Am I right?
  • Harold : *Conf* Noah's funny! I love how he scored with Lindsay!
  • Chris : Save the fight for the challenge! It's time for Gwen to get kidnapped by the Kings Men!
  • Chris : Vin! Arnold! You are the Kings Men!
  • Vin oh wow...
  • Gwen : Touch me and you die!
  • Vin This suit is chaffing
  • Arnold my suit is fine!
  • Chris : Good! I put itching cream in Vin's suit!
  • Vin *slaps Chris*
  • Chris : Hey! That's no way to treat your king!
  • Vin *slaps Chris twice*
  • Chris : Do 1,000 push ups!
  • Vin Make me!
  • Chris : *presses a button, which shocks Vin*
  • Vin *gets electrocuted*
  • Vin *hair all spiky*
  • Chris : I also put a shock collar on your suit!
  • Chris : 1,000 push ups! NOW!
  • Vin This is not human!
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  • Vin 98
  • Vin 99
  • Vin *collapses*
  • Chris : Really Vin!? Really?
  • Arnold *conf* I feel bad for Vin, but I want to stay on Chris' good side!
  • Chris : *presses the button again*
  • Geoff Uh dude! He can't go anymore!
  • Harold : He should probably go to the infirmary!
  • Arnold *takes Vin to the infirmary*
  • Chris : Nah! He'll be fine!
  • Arnold Umm.. Chris... you need to stop this.. it's kinda against the UN
  • Chris : I signed a contract with them! As long as I don't kill him, I can torture him as much as I want!
  • Chris : It makes for good ratings!
  • Heather You can't sign a contract with the UN!
  • Arnold Well I think you are about to kill him!
  • Chris : Sure you can! If you have enough money and if you have friends in the UN!
  • Heather Can we just get on with the challenge?
  • Chris : Sure! Since Vin wimped out! Chef and Arnold will now be the Kings Men!
  • Chef : *picks up Gwen* Come on Girl!
  • Gwen : Hey! Put me down! Ugh!
  • Harold : I'll save you m'lady!
  • Duncan : *gives Harold an atomic wedgie* Try and save her now Dorko!
  • Heather Glad I'm not her!
  • Harold : Not funny Duncan!
  • Geoff Put the princess down dude!
  • Chris : Ok! It's story time!
  • Chris : There once was a pretty princess!
  • Chris : And she was kidnapped by the Kings Men! Who wanted to marry her!
  • Chris : But! 7 unlikely heroes set out to try to save her!
  • Chris : Their names were Cynical, Sarcastic, Handsome, Party Guy, Queeny, Boring, and Ugly!
  • Chris : But only one of them can save her!
  • Chris : First they must cross the bridge of terror!
  • Chris : But it is guarded by a terrible troll! Who will only let them by if they solve his riddles!!
  • Chris : Cynical! You're up first!
  • Arnold Grrrr!
  • Duncan : Sup!
  • Arnold A man is 19, but was born in 1940? How is this possible?
  • Duncan : He's Benjamin Button?
  • Arnold Nope! He was born in hospital room #1940
  • Arnold *opens trap door under Duncan*
  • Duncan : *grabs the bridge*
  • Duncan : *pulls himself up
  • Arnold *knocks Duncan through trap door*
  • Duncan : *grabs Arnold by the shirt and throws him down the trapdoor*
  • Chris : I'll allow that! Duncan gets throgh!
  • Chris : Sarcastic is up next!
  • Arnold *climbs out of trap door* argh!
  • Noah : Gimme you best!
  • Arnold Let me think!
  • Arnold How can a pants pocket be empty and yet have something in it?
  • Noah : Easy! It has a hole in it!
  • Arnold DING DING!
  • Noah : *walks through*
  • Chris : Handsome! Your up!
  • José : *walks up to Arnold*
  • Arnold What occurs once every minute, twice a moment but never in a year?
  • José : That's a tough one! The answer is The Letter M!
  • Arnold DING DING
  • José : *walks through*
  • Chris : Party Guy! Your Up!
  • Arnold What starts with the letter t, is filled with t, and ends with the letter t?
  • Geoff uuhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
  • Geoff *conf* Think Geoff, THINK!
  • Arnold Times up!
  • Arnold The answer was- 'a teapot' *activates trap door*
  • Geoff Ahhhh! *falls down*
  • Chris : Geoff! You're out! You get to watch me torture the rest of the contestants and Harold and Beth!
  • Geoff Dang!
  • Chris : Boring! Your up!
  • Harold : I'll have you know! I have some interesting facts about riddles! Like
  • Chris : No one cares Harold!
  • Harold : Ok! GOSH!
  • Arnold How many months in a year have 28 days?
  • Harold : 1!
  • Arnold BAM BOW! *activates trap door*
  • Harold : *falls* GOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • Arnold All 12 months have 28 days
  • Chris : Nice one Arnold!
  • Chris : And to think I was gonna let Vin do the riddles!
  • Chris : Anyway! Ugly! You're up
  • Beth : *walks up nervously*
  • Arnold
  • Beth : Uh! Mr. White?
  • Arnold BAM BOW! The president of the USA! *activates trapdoor*
  • Beth : *falls and breaks her legs*
  • Heather *laughs at Beth*
  • Chris : Nice!
  • Chris : Queeny! You're up!
  • Heather Piece of cake! *walks up to Arnold*
  • Arnold What way does the swallow fly?
  • José : Come on Heather!
  • Heather Well that depends, do you mean African or European swallow?
  • Arnold I... uh... dont know!
  • Arnold *trap door activates underneath him*
  • Arnold *falls through*
  • Chris : Heather! Move o through!
  • Heather *moves through*
  • Chris : 3 Down! 4 to go!
  • Chris : It's down to Cynical, Sarcastic, Handsome, and Queeny!
  • Duncan : Ok! Now it's time for the second obstacle!
  • Chris : Yup!
  • Chris : The second obstacle is...
  • Chris : The Animatronic Monster! Dressed as a DRAGON!
  • Chris : You have to slay him! Bring me his head!
  • Heather That thing again?
  • Duncan : I've seen uglier *looks at Beth*
  • José : I second that!
  • Chef : *controlling the Animatronic Monster* *stomps out on to the mountain*
  • Heather *pours water on monster*
  • Chef : *controlling the Animatronic Monster* *kicks Heather away*
  • Chris : Heather's out!
  • Heather Argh!
  • José : *attaches a small bomb on the Animatronic Monster's foot*
  • José : *detonates it*
  • Chef : Wow! That kid's got skill!
  • José : *rips the head off and gives it to Chris* One moster head, as requested!
  • Chris : Nice José!
  • Chris : Heather is out, meaning it's down to Duncan, José, and Noah to save the princess!
  • Gwen : *sarcastically* Save me! Oh please save me!
  • Noah : I'll save you!
  • Duncan : Whoah! Wait!
  • Duncan : Who said you get to save her!?
  • Noah : Well, how else do we decide?
  • Duncan : I challenge you to a duel!
  • Noah : *sarcastically* Oh great!
  • José : *climbs up the tower*
  • Noah : Hey Duncan! Look! José's climbing the tower!
  • Duncan : Yeah right! I'm not falling for that!
  • Noah : No seriously! Look!
  • José : I'll save you! You hermosa princess!
  • Gwen : Say what?
  • Heather What did you just call her?
  • Duncan : *looks up* Aww man! *starts climbing the tower*
  • Noah : *starts climbing the tower*
  • José : *gets to the top*
  • José : *picks up Gwen* I win!
  • Heather Put her down!
  • Chris : José wins!
  • Gwen : Put me down!
  • José : As you wish! *puts Gwen down*
  • Heather Jose, we need to talk!
  • José : *Conf* It's all a part of the plan! Make Heather jealous, and make Gwen think I like her. They'll both let their guards down, and one of them will get eliminated! Preferably Gwen!
  • José : *slides down the tower* Sure Heather! What about?
  • Heather *conf* Gwen has already stolen one of my boyfriends! No way she is stealing another!
  • Heather Like, what the hell was that?
  • José : What was what?
  • Heather Argh! Nothing! *storms off*
  • José : *Conf* A Jealous Heather, makes a venerable Heather! Soon she'll be all clingy!
  • Chris : José! You won, so you get today's reward!
  • Chris : A nice expensive dinner, with a contestant of your choice!
  • Heather Cool! *walks up to Jose*
  • José : Nice! I'll be taking Heather!
  • Heather Nice!
  • José : *takes Heather's hand* Come on Hermosa! *walks to the romantic dinner*
  • Heather ok
  • Chris : Well! That was a fun challenge! Vin got tortured! Contestants got hurt! And Heather got jealous!
  • Chris : Let's see what happens next time! On TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!

Stop THIS EPISODE IS OVER Stop

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