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This is the transcript for Episode One of this Roleplay's Total Drama Island. Find the main article for it here! Edit

  • Chris: Welcome to Total Drama Island!
  • Chris: A competition where 26 contestants compete for an ultimate grand prize!
  • Chris: I am your host, Chris McLean! And here are our contestants!
  • Chris: Alejandro!
  • Chris: B!
  • Chris: Beth!
  • Chris: Brick!
  • Chris: Bridgette!
  • Chris: Cameron!
  • Chris: Cody!
  • Chris: Courtney!
  • Chris: Dawn!
  • Chris: DJ!
  • Alejandro: Hey guys! Good to be here! Can't wait to make new friends, and reconcile with old ones!
  • Chris: Duncan!
  • Duncan: Hey What’s up! I’m Duncan!
  • Brick: Hello soldiers!
  • Chris: Ezekiel!
  • Ezekiel: Yo Yo Yo! Da Zeke is on the Island!
  • Chris: Geoff!
  • Chris: Gwen!
  • Gwen: Hello, Duncan  
  • Duncan: Ugh Hello
  • Chris: Harold!
  • Chris: Heather!
  • Alejandro: Someone's got a frowny face!  
  • Chris: Izzy!
  • Heather: Move over, this is my island.
  • Chris: Katie!
  • Chris: Mike! Along with Chester, Svetlana, Vito, and Manitoba Smith!
  • Chris: Noah!
  • Chris: Owen!
  • Mike: No one will stop me from my winning, not even Him...
  • Chris: Scott!
  • Scott: Hey.
  • Chris: Sierra!
  • DJ: Sup, Scott!
  • Chris: Trent!
  • Chris: Tyler!
  • Scott: Hey DJ!
  • Chris: and Zoey!
  • DJ: Nice to finally meet ya bro!
  • Zoey: Glad to be here!
  • Scott: Same to you.
  • Bridgette: Hey Scott! You look hot!
  • Ezekiel: Well this Island a dump!
  • Alejandro: For once, I agree with you.
  • Zoey: *spittake* DONT YOU TAKE MY MAN, B*TCH! I mean umm..he's okay..
  • Duncan: It's not that bad!
  • Scott: Um, thanks Bridgette?
  • Alejandro: Shut it, homeschool!
  • Gwen: Hey Duncan! Wanna go to the cabins to make out?
  • Alejandro: Lay off my man Scott, okay ladies?
  • Scott: Wait, what was that Zoey?
  • Zoey: Nothing nothing
  • Duncan: Sure Gwen!
  • Heather: Sigh...no one cool around here.
  • Courtney:I hope that I or you win, Scott.
  • Scott: Um, alright?
  • Ezekiel: I take offense to that Heather!
  • Courtney: I'm cool
  • Scott: *Conf* What the heck is going on?!
  • Alejandro: That's kind of showing your hand, isn't it?
  • Zoey: *throws a rock at Bridgette's mouth* HES NOT INTERESTED!
    Duncan and Gwen   : *kissing*
  • Alejandro: *CONF* Ugh, so many losers this season. Regardless, I'll win. I just need to align myself with the right people.
  • Scott: 0-0
  • Alejandro: 0-0
  • Chris: Alright! Enough chatter! It is now time to place you rejects into your teams!
  • Chris: You will be put into 2 teams!
  • Chris: Team 1 includes…
  • Chris: Alejandro!
  • Chris: Brick!
  • Chris: Cameron!
  • Chris: DJ!
  • Chris: Duncan!
  • Chris: Ezekiel!
  • Chris: Geoff!
  • Chris: Gwen!
  • Chris: Harold!
  • Chris: Izzy!
  • Chris: Mike!
  • Chris: Noah!
  • Chris: and Scott!
  • Chris: I christen your team… The Killer Kittens!
  • Duncan : Really!? I’m a KITTEN!?
  • Gwen : Aww :3 I love kittens.
  • Scott : Yey, I'm a kitten....
  • Courtney I'm not a kitten?
  • Alejandro : Aww YEAH! My bros are here! *high fives Scott and Duncan*
  • Ezekiel : Umm, ok? KITTEN!
  • Scott *High-5's back*
  • Duncan : It's quite ironic that a team of awesome people, and Harold, are Kittens!
  • Scott : A bit yea
  • Ezekiel *laughs*
  • Alejandro *Conf* I'm feeling pretty confident about our physical and mental abilities! I feel we can dominate.
  • Alejandro : By the way, nice wordplay Chris.
  • Alejandro : I now "CHRIS" ten you. You kill me, McLean.
  • Scott : Glad to be your teammate!
  • Duncan *Conf* Little does my team know, I as evil as Mal! But I don't want my team to know. So I must stay low until the merge! They'll never see it coming!
  • Izzy I'm a kitten? Yes! *hisses* Explosivo.
  • Zoey ...so what team am I on?
  • Chris: Alright you ungrateful teenag- umm. Let’s just move on! Team 2 will consist of…
  • Chris: B!
  • Chris: Beth!
  • Chris: Bridgette!
  • Chris: Cody!
  • Chris: Courtney!
  • Chris: Dawn!
  • Chris: Heather!
  • Chris: Katie!
  • Chris: Owen!
  • Chris: Sierra!
  • Chris: Trent!
  • Chris: Tyler!
  • Chris: and Zoey!
  • Chris: You team is further known as… The Screaming Snakes!
  • Heather : Ugh, another season with that big blob.
  • Zoey Hey, that was rude!
  • Sierra Yes! I'm on the same team as Cody!
  • Scott : If only Tubby was on our team
  • Heather : No dip, Indie Chick!
  • Duncan: At least people like Owen
  • Heather : Who doesn't like me?!
  • Chris: Nice one Duncan
  • Ezekiel : Not a lot of people, eh?
  • Courtney So unfair! I deserve to be with cool people! I deserve to be a kitten. *is sad*
  • Scott : Everybody doesn't like you Heather.
  • Heather : Zip it, Zeke!
  • Duncan : At least Zeke's on the good team!
  • Heather : I've changed, but you people just don't realize it yet.
  • Heather : You'll learn to LOVE me.
  • Courtney *sits on a rock as she is sad*
  • Scott *Rolls eyes* uh-huh, yea, sure
  • Zoey Well its not that I dont like you Heather.
  • Ezekiel : Chris, what’s with the lameo team names?
  • Chris: They're the best team names that I could come up with on such short notice!
  • Duncan : Short Notice? This competition had to have been planned for longer than a month!
  • Geoff *motions over to  Bridgette*
  • Courtney No one on my team will like me.
  • Chris: Actually, the producers called me up a week ago about it! Let's just move on!
  • Geoff : Are you okay?
  • Chris: Ok Campers, now that you have been put into your teams, go to the top of the 1,000 foot high cliff for a special surprise! Ha Ha Ha *gets on an ATV and drives up the cliff*
  • Geoff : I mean--what's wrong Surfer Girl?
  • Ezekiel : I’m starting to really hate Chris! *starts running up the hill*
  • Bridgette I really deserve to be a Kitten. They are cool!
  • Scott and Mike *Run up the hill*
  • Ezekiel : Yeah, Chris is annoying, but we did sign up for this so we’re gonna have to deal with him, eh?
  • Alejandro : We'll make you feel at home, but for now, we have a challenge to win!
  • Geoff : I believe in you, Bridge.
  • Bridgette I do also.
  • Heather *starts running*
  • Gwen : Hey Duncan! You look really hot when your running!
  • Alejandro *starts running*
  • Courtney Starts running.
  • Scott : This is way to easy!
  • Geoff *starts running*
  • Zoey Easy for you to say! *collapses*

Heather *trips*

  • Bridgette *starts running*
  • Chris *shoots a cannon at Scott* You were saying?
  • Scott *Jumps over Heathers foot* Nice try! Huh Zoey? *Gets hit* OW!
  • Heather : Ha!
  • Scott : Dammit Chris!
  • Cody *starts running with Sierra*
  • Alejandro *runs heavily*
  • Duncan : Haha nice Scott!
  • Sierra *starts running with cody*
  • Brick *Jogging next to DJ* Hello Soldier
  • Duncan : I'm here! *crosses the finish line*
  • DJ : How do you do, Brick?
  • Scott Ugh *gets up*
  • Heather *running to Scott*
  • Zoey *runs next to scott* Nice.
  • Heather : We got this, Snakes!
  • Scott : Did we win?
  • Ezekiel : Woo Hoo! Nice Duncan!
  • Chris: And Duncan is the first to arrive for his team! Followed by Gwen, Zoey, Mike, and Ezekiel!
  • Chris: Congratulations Duncan! You have won your team the first part of the challenge!
  • Duncan: Woo Hoo! That’s how we do it in my neighborhood!
  • Courtney We could of had won guys!
  • Alejandro : WOO!
  • Gwen : YES! *kisses Duncan*
  • Scott : Ow... *Rubs head* I think you cracked my shull
  • Heather : We'll get this next part. We better.
  • Gwen : : Way to go Duncan!
  • Chris: Duncan wins his team an advantage for the second part of the challenge! But First…
  • Chris: Oh no!
  • Chris: I think I am going to make a change in the teams real quick!
  • Zoey : *rubs scotts head* Aww, you look really hurt.
  • Alejandro : Gasp!
  • Scott : Yea, well, you weren't hit in the face by a cannon, really hurt doesn't do it justice!
  • Zoey That sucks, I hope you feel better though! *smile*
  • Chris: Zoey and Bridgette, switch over to the Kittens team, while Harold and Noah switch over to the Snakes team!
  • Bridgette : Bye Heather.
  • Scott Heh heh... cool... *Sudden pain in Scott's head* OW!
  • Bridgette *
  • Mike : Yes! Hey Zoey!
  • Heather : Goodbye, and good luck.
  • Zoey *blush* Hi Mike..tee hee
  • Scott : Welcome new teammates!
  • Chris: Alrighty then! Now for the second part of the challenge!
  • Heather *slips Zoey some ice* *whispers* Use this for Scott. You didn't get this from me.
  • Bridgette Welcome Brick
  • Zoey *walks over and gently places ice where scott is in pain*
  • Alejandro *Conf* I truly have changed. I don't want people thinking I'm sappy, though. That's why I'm doing it subtly.
  • Zoey I hope you feel better soon, we have a challenge to win!
  • Duncan *sees Heather give Zoey ice* Hmm
  • Scott : OW! Ohh, that's way better... thanks Zoey...
  • Alejandro : Welcome, Zoey and Bridge!
  • Zoey No problem, my mom used to kiss me better when I igot hurt but, we all know that's not gonna happen
  • Zoey Thanks DJ! *smiles*
  • Duncan *Conf* Wow, Heather really has changed! This will make me look eviler! Perfect!
  • Scott Yea... heh heh...
  • Bridgette I love Scott too Zoey. Should you and I make an alliance? We both love Scott.
  • Chris: Both teams must now race back down the mountain.
  • Heather : WHAT?!
  • Ezekiel : WHAT!
  • Scott : Really? Ow!
  • Heather : Are you trying to kill us, McLean!?
  • Chris: Haha, Maybe! Once you are at the bottom, you will find two piles of supplies to build your cabins. Both piles have tarps over them!
  • Courtney I'm fine with that.
  • Chris: One pile contains the elements to build a nice cabin, complete with 13 rooms, 13 private bathrooms, a 13 person hot tub and air conditioning!
  • Zoey Don't worry scott, you just stay up here and come down when you feel better.
  • Bridgette We could win this.
  • Duncan : All right
  • Heather : No pressure, Scott!
  • Chris: While the other pile contains stuff to build a crappy, grungy cabin.
  • Chris: Killer Kittens, Duncan won you a one minute head start!
  • Geoff So you must be Duncan?
  • Brick Sorry Zoey, but that isn't gonna happen! *Lays Scott down and uses him as a sled*
  • Zoey If you really want to go down, i'll help you down.
  • Alejandro : WOO!
  • Zoey BRICK! WHAT THE HECK?!
  • Scott : Really Brick? Ugh, fine...
  • Zoey *goes commando for a short bit and throws brick off the cliff*
  • Zoey GRAAAGGGHHHH!
  • Brick : 0-0
  • Duncan : Nice Brick, very villainous! Never thought you had it in ya!
  • Geoff I really don't like this Brick.
  • Brick : Sorry Scott, but this will make things much easier- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *Flies off*
  • Courtney 0-0
  • Alejandro *Conf* Since when did I start looking nice?!
  • Duncan : Yeah Baby! *runs down the hill*
  • Zoey *carries scott and runs down the cliff* COME ON!
  • Ezekiel : Yeah Lets g- Wait Chris. How do we know which pile is which? They’re covered by a tarp, eh?
  • Heather *Using deer instincts to prance down*
  • Chris: Oh yeah. You won’t know until after the team picks. It’s more challenging that way.
  • Scott Thanks... *Trips, falls and rolls down the hill* OWW!
  • Bridgette *conf* I don't know if Brick can stay. I will vote for him.
  • Duncan : Of course it is *rolls his eyes*
  • Alejandro : Let's go for the right one, guys!
  • Duncan *runs down the hill*
  • Zoey SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Duncan : I made it! I chose… Pile number 1!
  • Geoff I go with DJ.
  • Zoey *runs after him*
  • Scott *Rolling* Ow! ow! OW!
  • Chris: Wait! Are you sure Duncan?
  • Alejandro : When is time up!?
  • Zoey *dives and stops scott from rolling any more*
  • Geoff But, *runs ahead of DJ*
  • Chris: Ok, 1 minute is up! Go Snakes
  • Scott OW! Thanks again Zoey
  • Duncan : Uhh, well um… Ok, Pile number 2!
  • Alejandro : Oh no you ain't!
  • Alejandro : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • Duncan *lifts tarp up* YES! The nice cabin parts are here! Let’s get building!
  • Ezekiel : Nice goin Duncan!
  • Heather *CONF* I need my luxury!!!!
  • Scott : Ow, mind if I just, lie down for a minute...?
  • Alejandro : Woo!
  • Duncan : Thanks Zeke!
  • Alejandro : Come on!!!!
  • Scott *Runs back soaking wet* Alright, time to build!
  • Bridgette Yes I do. I really want to win to prove I love Scott the same as Zoey does. Take that DJ.
  • Duncan : Awesome! *builds cabin*
  • Heather : What do I have to do with any of this?!
  • Geoff I wanna win for the team.
  • Zoey *carries scott down, sets him on the ground and puts ice on his head*
  • Duncan *builds cabin* I need more nails here!
  • Geoff *gets down the hill*
  • Courtney : Ugh! The crappy one!
  • Brick *Gives nails to Duncan*
  • Courtney *goes down*
  • Duncan : Thanks Brick!
  • Scott : Thanks Zoey...
  • Geoff I'll have nails also.
  • Brick : Anytime Duncan!
  • Alejandro *Conf* Bridgette used to be really cool. Why is she so obsessed with winning all of the sudden?
  • Zoey *kisses scott on the cheek* No problem.
  • Duncan *Conf* I like Brick! He reminds me of me... only he was in the army.
  • Heather *tears pieces apart with bare mouth and hands*
  • Scott : 0-0
  • Alejandro : I need to win!
  • Duncan : I think Heather's mad guys
  • Bridgette *conf* I prove really wanna love Scott more than Zoey does DJ.
  • Alejandro : Give me the hammer!
  • Zoey Sorry, got a bit carried away I guess
  • Alejandro *pounds nails in quickly*
  • Scott Oh yea, it's fine Zoey, really...
  • Alejandro *lifts heavy things*
  • Alejandro : Someone, help me!
  • Duncan *build cabin* I think we're almost done!
  • Scott *Conf* *Sighs happily*
  • Alejandro *pounds hammers*
  • Brick : Great Work Soldiers!
  • Bridgette I used to be great at building cabins.
  • Zoey *lies down nexts to Scott*
  • Duncan *Conf* Scott and Zoey? Never expected that!
  • Alejandro *finishes hammering in cabin pieces*
  • Scott : Come on Zoey, we have a challenge to win!
  • Courtney *conf* Zoey has got to go.
  • Alejandro : Yes! And it's sturdy...
  • Chris: And the Killer Kittens win the Nice Cabin!
  • Duncan : YES!
  • Bridgette Awwwww!
  • Alejandro :)
  • Scott : Yey! Ow!
  • Duncan : Way to go guys!
  • Alejandro : Woo, yeah! Nice one, Dunc!
  • Brick : Nice work soldiers!
  • Gwen *kisses Duncan*
  • Zoey Yes! *conf* Darnit, all my flirting could have costed me and my time the challenge! That was a close one.
  • Bridgette I guess so. Why does Zoey not want me to be with Scott?
  • Ezekiel : Good Work team!
  • Alejandro *Conf* Bridgette is obsessed with Scott...I'm starting to change my view of her.
  • Heather *Conf* I worked so hard...and for what? Maybe being nice isn't who I am.
  • Brick *Conf* I think Zoey might be messing with challenges... she wouldn't let me use Scott to help the team...
  • Chris: The Screaming Snakes lose today’s challenge! So head to the elimination ceremony and vote someone off!
  • Duncan : Woo Hoo!
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  • Chris: Ok Screaming Snakes! It is time to vote your weakest character off!
  • Scott Wow, that ice really worked, I feel way better
  • Chris: So go into the confessional and vote them off!
  • Zoey I'm glad. Sorry about the challenge guys, I almost costed it for us.
  • Duncan : No biggy, we won didn't we?
  • Scott : No problem Zoey, you were helping us out.
  • Bridgette You did good Zoey. *nervous* But why did you love Scott more than i do?
  • Duncan : It was for a teammate! It wasn't really costing us the challenge
  • Chris: If I call out your name, come up and grab a marshmallow.
  • Scott Oh well, at least my headache is gone
  • Heather : That's a relief
  • Chris: If you do not receive a marshmallow, that means that you have been booted from the game! And then, you must go to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and leave!
  • Chris: The following contestants are safe…!
  • Chris: Owen!
  • Chris: Trent!
  • Geoff I'm glad Scott.
  • Chris: Dawn!
  • Chris: Noah!
  • Chris: Tyler!
  • Chris: Katie!
  • Scott *Conf* Wow never knew I had so many friends
  • Heather *nervous*
  • Chris: Sierra
  • Chris: Beth and Cody, you are low! You have the most votes against you!
  • Heather ?
  • Heather : He-llo????
  • Chris: But the final marshmallow goes to…
  • Heather : Aren't you forgetting something?!
  • Bridgette But you have more than friends Scott. Me and Zoey are more than your friends.
  • Chris: Oh, ok, Heather, your safe *throws a marshmallow at her face*
  • Heather :\
  • Chris: But the final marshmallow goes to…
  • Scott : Um, okay Bridgette
  • Chris: …
  • DJ : Scott, can I talk to you alone for a minute?
  • Scott : Sure, whats up DJ
  • Chris: Beth! Sorry Cody, you have been eliminated
  • DJ *whispering* are you sure you're okay with these two girls? you seem stressed
  • Bridgette Yes!
  • Chris: Dock of Shame is that way!
  • Chris: Well, so long Cody! 1 down, 25 more to go!
  • Chris: Join us next time on TOTAL!
  • Heather *Conf* I actually felt a little bad. Cody just adds nothing physically or mentally to the team. He had to go.
  • Scott *Whisper* Well, Zoey's alright, not sure what's up with Bridgette though
  • Chris: DRAMA!
  • Sierra *crying* I will miss you Cody!
  • Chris: ISLAND!
  • Duncan : CHRIS IS LAME!

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