This is the transcript for Episode One of this Roleplay's Total Drama Island. Find the main article for it here![]
: Welcome to Total Drama Island!
- : A competition where 26 contestants compete for an ultimate grand prize!
- : I am your host, Chris McLean! And here are our contestants!
: Alejandro!- : B!
- : Beth!
- : Brick!
- : Bridgette!
- : Cameron!
- : Cody!
- : Courtney!
- : Dawn!
- : DJ!
- : Hey guys! Good to be here! Can't wait to make new friends, and reconcile with old ones!
- : Duncan!
- : Hey What’s up! I’m Duncan!
- : Hello soldiers!
- : Ezekiel!
- : Yo Yo Yo! Da Zeke is on the Island!
- : Geoff!
- : Gwen!
- : Hello, Duncan
- : Ugh Hello
- : Harold!
- : Heather!
- : Someone's got a frowny face!
- : Izzy!
- : Move over, this is my island.
- : Katie!
- : Mike! Along with Chester, Svetlana, Vito, and Manitoba Smith!
- : Noah!
- : Owen!
- : No one will stop me from my winning, not even Him...
- : Scott!
- : Hey.
- : Sierra!
- : Sup, Scott!
- : Trent!
- : Tyler!
- : Hey DJ!
- : and Zoey!
- : Nice to finally meet ya bro!
- : Glad to be here!
- : Same to you.
- : Hey Scott! You look hot!
- : Well this Island a dump!
- : For once, I agree with you.
- : *spittake* DONT YOU TAKE MY MAN, B*TCH! I mean umm..he's okay..
- : It's not that bad!
- : Um, thanks Bridgette?
- : Shut it, homeschool!
- : Hey Duncan! Wanna go to the cabins to make out?
- : Lay off my man Scott, okay ladies?
- : Wait, what was that Zoey?
- : Nothing nothing
- : Sure Gwen!
- : Sigh...no one cool around here.
- :I hope that I or you win, Scott.
- : Um, alright?
- : I take offense to that Heather!
- : I'm cool
- : *Conf* What the heck is going on?!
- : That's kind of showing your hand, isn't it?
- : *throws a rock at Bridgette's mouth* HES NOT INTERESTED!
- and : *kissing*
- : *CONF* Ugh, so many losers this season. Regardless, I'll win. I just need to align myself with the right people.
- : 0-0
- : 0-0
- : Alright! Enough chatter! It is now time to place you rejects into your teams!
- : You will be put into 2 teams!
- : Team 1 includes…
- : Alejandro!
- : Brick!
- : Cameron!
- : DJ!
- : Duncan!
- : Ezekiel!
- : Geoff!
- : Gwen!
- : Harold!
- : Izzy!
- : Mike!
- : Noah!
- : and Scott!
- : I christen your team… The Killer Kittens!
- : Really!? I’m a KITTEN!?
- : Aww :3 I love kittens.
- : Yey, I'm a kitten....
- I'm not a kitten?
- : Aww YEAH! My bros are here! *high fives Scott and Duncan*
- : Umm, ok? KITTEN!
- *High-5's back*
- : It's quite ironic that a team of awesome people, and Harold, are Kittens!
- : A bit yea
- *laughs*
- *Conf* I'm feeling pretty confident about our physical and mental abilities! I feel we can dominate.
- : By the way, nice wordplay Chris.
- : I now "CHRIS" ten you. You kill me, McLean.
- : Glad to be your teammate!
- *Conf* Little does my team know, I as evil as Mal! But I don't want my team to know. So I must stay low until the merge! They'll never see it coming!
- I'm a kitten? Yes! *hisses* Explosivo.
- ...so what team am I on?
- : Alright you ungrateful teenag- umm. Let’s just move on! Team 2 will consist of…
- : B!
- : Beth!
- : Bridgette!
- : Cody!
- : Courtney!
- : Dawn!
- : Heather!
- : Katie!
- : Owen!
- : Sierra!
- : Trent!
- : Tyler!
- : and Zoey!
- : You team is further known as… The Screaming Snakes!
- : Ugh, another season with that big blob.
- Hey, that was rude!
- Yes! I'm on the same team as Cody!
- : If only Tubby was on our team
- : No dip, Indie Chick!
- : At least people like Owen
- : Who doesn't like me?!
- : Nice one Duncan
- : Not a lot of people, eh?
- So unfair! I deserve to be with cool people! I deserve to be a kitten. *is sad*
- : Everybody doesn't like you Heather.
- : Zip it, Zeke!
- : At least Zeke's on the good team!
- : I've changed, but you people just don't realize it yet.
- : You'll learn to LOVE me.
- *sits on a rock as she is sad*
- *Rolls eyes* uh-huh, yea, sure
- Well its not that I dont like you Heather.
- : Chris, what’s with the lameo team names?
- : They're the best team names that I could come up with on such short notice!
- : Short Notice? This competition had to have been planned for longer than a month!
- *motions over to *
- No one on my team will like me.
- : Actually, the producers called me up a week ago about it! Let's just move on!
- : Are you okay?
- : Ok Campers, now that you have been put into your teams, go to the top of the 1,000 foot high cliff for a special surprise! Ha Ha Ha *gets on an ATV and drives up the cliff*
- : I mean--what's wrong Surfer Girl?
- : I’m starting to really hate Chris! *starts running up the hill*
- I really deserve to be a Kitten. They are cool!
- and *Run up the hill*
- : Yeah, Chris is annoying, but we did sign up for this so we’re gonna have to deal with him, eh?
- : We'll make you feel at home, but for now, we have a challenge to win!
- : I believe in you, Bridge.
- I do also.
- *starts running*
- : Hey Duncan! You look really hot when your running!
- *starts running*
- Starts running.
- : This is way to easy!
- *starts running*
- Easy for you to say! *collapses*
*trips*
- *starts running*
- *shoots a cannon at Scott* You were saying?
- *Jumps over Heathers foot* Nice try! Huh Zoey? *Gets hit* OW!
- : Ha!
- : Dammit Chris!
- *starts running with Sierra*
- *runs heavily*
- : Haha nice Scott!
- *starts running with cody*
- *Jogging next to DJ* Hello Soldier
- : I'm here! *crosses the finish line*
- : How do you do, Brick?
- Ugh *gets up*
- *running to Scott*
- *runs next to scott* Nice.
- : We got this, Snakes!
- : Did we win?
- : Woo Hoo! Nice Duncan!
- : And Duncan is the first to arrive for his team! Followed by Gwen, Zoey, Mike, and Ezekiel!
- : Congratulations Duncan! You have won your team the first part of the challenge!
- : Woo Hoo! That’s how we do it in my neighborhood!
- We could of had won guys!
- : WOO!
- : YES! *kisses Duncan*
- : Ow... *Rubs head* I think you cracked my shull
- : We'll get this next part. We better.
- : : Way to go Duncan!
- : Duncan wins his team an advantage for the second part of the challenge! But First…
- : Oh no!
- : I think I am going to make a change in the teams real quick!
- : *rubs scotts head* Aww, you look really hurt.
- : Gasp!
- : Yea, well, you weren't hit in the face by a cannon, really hurt doesn't do it justice!
- That sucks, I hope you feel better though! *smile*
- : Zoey and Bridgette, switch over to the Kittens team, while Harold and Noah switch over to the Snakes team!
- : Bye Heather.
- Heh heh... cool... *Sudden pain in Scott's head* OW!
- *
- : Yes! Hey Zoey!
- : Goodbye, and good luck.
- *blush* Hi Mike..tee hee
- : Welcome new teammates!
- : Alrighty then! Now for the second part of the challenge!
- *slips Zoey some ice* *whispers* Use this for Scott. You didn't get this from me.
- Welcome Brick
- *walks over and gently places ice where scott is in pain*
- *Conf* I truly have changed. I don't want people thinking I'm sappy, though. That's why I'm doing it subtly.
- I hope you feel better soon, we have a challenge to win!
- *sees Heather give Zoey ice* Hmm
- : OW! Ohh, that's way better... thanks Zoey...
- : Welcome, Zoey and Bridge!
- No problem, my mom used to kiss me better when I igot hurt but, we all know that's not gonna happen
- Thanks DJ! *smiles*
- *Conf* Wow, Heather really has changed! This will make me look eviler! Perfect!
- Yea... heh heh...
- I love Scott too Zoey. Should you and I make an alliance? We both love Scott.
- : Both teams must now race back down the mountain.
- : WHAT?!
- : WHAT!
- : Really? Ow!
- : Are you trying to kill us, McLean!?
- : Haha, Maybe! Once you are at the bottom, you will find two piles of supplies to build your cabins. Both piles have tarps over them!
- I'm fine with that.
- : One pile contains the elements to build a nice cabin, complete with 13 rooms, 13 private bathrooms, a 13 person hot tub and air conditioning!
- Don't worry scott, you just stay up here and come down when you feel better.
- We could win this.
- : All right
- : No pressure, Scott!
- : While the other pile contains stuff to build a crappy, grungy cabin.
- : Killer Kittens, Duncan won you a one minute head start!
- So you must be Duncan?
- Sorry Zoey, but that isn't gonna happen! *Lays Scott down and uses him as a sled*
- If you really want to go down, i'll help you down.
- : WOO!
- BRICK! WHAT THE HECK?!
- : Really Brick? Ugh, fine...
- *goes commando for a short bit and throws brick off the cliff*
- GRAAAGGGHHHH!
- : 0-0
- : Nice Brick, very villainous! Never thought you had it in ya!
- I really don't like this Brick.
- : Sorry Scott, but this will make things much easier- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *Flies off*
- 0-0
- *Conf* Since when did I start looking nice?!
- : Yeah Baby! *runs down the hill*
- *carries scott and runs down the cliff* COME ON!
- : Yeah Lets g- Wait Chris. How do we know which pile is which? They’re covered by a tarp, eh?
- *Using deer instincts to prance down*
- : Oh yeah. You won’t know until after the team picks. It’s more challenging that way.
- Thanks... *Trips, falls and rolls down the hill* OWW!
- *conf* I don't know if Brick can stay. I will vote for him.
- : Of course it is *rolls his eyes*
- : Let's go for the right one, guys!
- *runs down the hill*
- SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- : I made it! I chose… Pile number 1!
- I go with DJ.
- *runs after him*
- *Rolling* Ow! ow! OW!
- : Wait! Are you sure Duncan?
- : When is time up!?
- *dives and stops scott from rolling any more*
- But, *runs ahead of DJ*
- : Ok, 1 minute is up! Go Snakes
- OW! Thanks again Zoey
- : Uhh, well um… Ok, Pile number 2!
- : Oh no you ain't!
- : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- *lifts tarp up* YES! The nice cabin parts are here! Let’s get building!
- : Nice goin Duncan!
- *CONF* I need my luxury!!!!
- : Ow, mind if I just, lie down for a minute...?
- : Woo!
- : Thanks Zeke!
- : Come on!!!!
- *Runs back soaking wet* Alright, time to build!
- Yes I do. I really want to win to prove I love Scott the same as Zoey does. Take that DJ.
- : Awesome! *builds cabin*
- : What do I have to do with any of this?!
- I wanna win for the team.
- *carries scott down, sets him on the ground and puts ice on his head*
- *builds cabin* I need more nails here!
- *gets down the hill*
- : Ugh! The crappy one!
- *Gives nails to Duncan*
- *goes down*
- : Thanks Brick!
- : Thanks Zoey...
- I'll have nails also.
- : Anytime Duncan!
- *Conf* Bridgette used to be really cool. Why is she so obsessed with winning all of the sudden?
- *kisses scott on the cheek* No problem.
- *Conf* I like Brick! He reminds me of me... only he was in the army.
- *tears pieces apart with bare mouth and hands*
- : 0-0
- : I need to win!
- : I think Heather's mad guys
- *conf* I prove really wanna love Scott more than Zoey does DJ.
- : Give me the hammer!
- Sorry, got a bit carried away I guess
- *pounds nails in quickly*
- Oh yea, it's fine Zoey, really...
- *lifts heavy things*
- : Someone, help me!
- *build cabin* I think we're almost done!
- *Conf* *Sighs happily*
- *pounds hammers*
- : Great Work Soldiers!
- I used to be great at building cabins.
- *lies down nexts to Scott*
- *Conf* Scott and Zoey? Never expected that!
- *finishes hammering in cabin pieces*
- : Come on Zoey, we have a challenge to win!
- *conf* Zoey has got to go.
- : Yes! And it's sturdy...
- : And the Killer Kittens win the Nice Cabin!
- : YES!
- Awwwww!
- :)
- : Yey! Ow!
- : Way to go guys!
- : Woo, yeah! Nice one, Dunc!
- : Nice work soldiers!
- *kisses Duncan*
- Yes! *conf* Darnit, all my flirting could have costed me and my time the challenge! That was a close one.
- I guess so. Why does Zoey not want me to be with Scott?
- : Good Work team!
- *Conf* Bridgette is obsessed with Scott...I'm starting to change my view of her.
- *Conf* I worked so hard...and for what? Maybe being nice isn't who I am.
- *Conf* I think Zoey might be messing with challenges... she wouldn't let me use Scott to help the team...
- : The Screaming Snakes lose today’s challenge! So head to the elimination ceremony and vote someone off!
- : Woo Hoo!
- : Ok Screaming Snakes! It is time to vote your weakest character off!
- Wow, that ice really worked, I feel way better
- : So go into the confessional and vote them off!
- I'm glad. Sorry about the challenge guys, I almost costed it for us.
- : No biggy, we won didn't we?
- : No problem Zoey, you were helping us out.
- You did good Zoey. *nervous* But why did you love Scott more than i do?
- : It was for a teammate! It wasn't really costing us the challenge
- : If I call out your name, come up and grab a marshmallow.
- Oh well, at least my headache is gone
- : That's a relief
- : If you do not receive a marshmallow, that means that you have been booted from the game! And then, you must go to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and leave!
- : The following contestants are safe…!
- : Owen!
- : Trent!
- I'm glad Scott.
- : Dawn!
- : Noah!
- : Tyler!
- : Katie!
- *Conf* Wow never knew I had so many friends
- *nervous*
- : Sierra
- : Beth and Cody, you are low! You have the most votes against you!
- ?
- : He-llo????
- : But the final marshmallow goes to…
- : Aren't you forgetting something?!
- But you have more than friends Scott. Me and Zoey are more than your friends.
- : Oh, ok, Heather, your safe *throws a marshmallow at her face*
- :\
- : But the final marshmallow goes to…
- : Um, okay Bridgette
- : …
- : Scott, can I talk to you alone for a minute?
- : Sure, whats up DJ
- : Beth! Sorry Cody, you have been eliminated
- *whispering* are you sure you're okay with these two girls? you seem stressed
- Yes!
- : Dock of Shame is that way!
- : Well, so long Cody! 1 down, 25 more to go!
- : Join us next time on TOTAL!
- *Conf* I actually felt a little bad. Cody just adds nothing physically or mentally to the team. He had to go.
- *Whisper* Well, Zoey's alright, not sure what's up with Bridgette though
- : DRAMA!
- *crying* I will miss you Cody!
- : ISLAND!
- : CHRIS IS LAME!
THIS EPISODE IS OVER!