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This is the Transcript for Episode Thirteen of this Roleplay's Total Drama Island. Find the main article for it here!

Stop THE EPISODE BEGINS Stop
  • Chris : Last time on Total Drama Island!
  • Chris : My cute, fuzzy, lovable cat Whiskers ran away!
  • Chris : And apparently so did Chef and Vin’s cats!
  • Chris : B found the real cat and won for his team!
  • Chris : So the Lurid Lions went to elimination.
  • Chris : But DJ shockingly quit because he felt that “he didn’t deserve to stay in the game”!
  • Chris : So, The Lions keep a member, and the Heroes lose another!
  • Chris : See who will be voted out next, on TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ISLAND!

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  • José : *Conf* Ugh! I would have been voted out last night! It’s a good thing that that Brick house with a Heart quit before that could happen! I will get revenge on my team! One by one, they will all fall!
  • Mal *conf* Oh Jose, you don't know the half of it.
  • Duncan : Ahh! This bites! Why did DJ have to quit!? He had José booted!
  • Zeke : Don’t worry, we’ll get José soon!
  • Alejandro : We better!
  • Scott : Yeah! The guy is as untrustworthy as Alejandro!
  • Alejandro : Hey! *glares at Scott*
  • Scott : Face it, you are untrustworthy AL! But, we trust you more than José!
  • Mal *Mike Voice* Yeah, i dont see how hes still in... hes like the most hated guy here.
  • Duncan : I think we can convince everyone to vote José out for good!
  • Noah : Well, you got my vote!
  • Mal *Mike Voice* i hardly need convincing.
  • Gwen : You also got my vote!
  • Chris : *on the loudspeaker* MORNING CONTESTANTS! MEET ME OUTSIDE OF THE MESS HALL!
  • Gwen : Well, we better get goin’!
Stop SCENE SWITCHES TO OUTSIDE OF THE MESS HALL Stop
  • Chris : Hello Campers! I have a special announcement!
  • Alejandro : *under his breath* Please say that your sending José home!
  • Chris : The teams are now dissolved! From now on, there are no teams!
  • Zeke : Why, there is still 12 people here, plus José if you want to count him as a person!
  • José : *glares at Ezekiel*
  • Chris : Because, there will be a triple elimination tonight!
  • José : *gulps*
  • Duncan : Triple Elimination? Is that legal?
  • Mal *Mike Voice* Eh, well I bid you farewell and goodluck my team. *bows*
  • Zoey : *looks suspiciously at Mike*
  • Scott : *shakes hands with Duncan, Ezekiel, and Mike* It's be fun guys!
  • Dawn : *under her breath* Now we can get rid of José!
  • Chris : Now, on with today’s challenge!
  • Chris : Today is my birthday, and if you insult me your automatically eliminated!
  • Duncan : *glares at Chris*
  • Chris : All you guys have to do is throw me an AWESOME PARTY!
  • José : A Party! That’s child’s play! Back home I was deemed “Número uno del planificador del partido del siglo!”
  • Noah : Speak English you Lingua spagnola cazzo tard!
  • Zeke : Noah, that’s Italian! Not Spanish!
  • José : *Conf* Noah will pay for calling me a “Lingua spagnola cazzo tard!”!
  • Noah : I know, It’s not like José knows how to speak Italian!
  • Chris : *yelling through megaphone* STOP TALKING!
  • Chris : Ok, each one of you will team up in groups of 2 and each team will make a birthday party!
  • Chris : I will attend each one and judge which one is the best!
  • Chris : I will score the music , the cake, and the party's theme!
  • Chris : Which ever group has the best part wins, gets immunity, and gets to stay in the Nice Cabin for the night!
  • Chris : So… GO!
  • Duncan : I’m with José!
  • Mal conf* A party for Chris? I know some of the things he likes. Torture, Almost killing people. Ha, this man could be my best friend.
  • Duncan : *Conf* It’s purely strategy! Go with the best part planner in Spain and get easy victory!
  • Zoey : I’m with Mike!
  • Zoey : *Conf* Only to keep a close eye on him!
  • Mal *under breath* No.
  • Zeke : Hey Owen! Want to partner up with me?
  • Owen : Sure!
  • Dawn : I'll be with B!
  • B : *nods and snaps his fingers*
  • Cody : Hey Gwen! Wanna partner up with me!?
  • Gwen : Sure Cody, but only because I can't partner up with Duncan
  • Cody : Cool!
  • Alejandro : Who wants to be my partner?
  • Noah : Fine! I'll be with Al!
  • Alejandro : It's Alejandro!
  • José : *walking with Duncan* So Duncan, who do you want to eliminate?
  • Duncan : Honestly, I want you gone José! But I want to win, so think Dawn would be best!
  • José : Dawn? Hmmm! Why her?
  • Duncan : I don't know, she's a bit of a threat!
  • Zoey : So Mike, what kind of party do you wanna do?
  • Alejandro : Listen Noah! I want José gone! So do as I say, and we can win this and vote him out!
  • Mal *Walking with Zoey* *Mike Voice* I dont know... He likes to torture us.
  • Noah : Fine Alejandro!
  • Zoey : I think we should make the theme, Chris
  • Cody : *walking with Gwen* Soo... what should we do for the party?
  • Gwen : Personally, I could care less!
  • Mal *Mike Voice* A Chris and torture the contestants party?
  • Zoey : *looks at Mal strangly* Uhh, I think something less torturous!
  • Cody : How about a goth party?
  • Mal *Mike voice* Its one of his favorite things to do though!
  • Gwen : I guess I can do that!
  • Zoey : *Conf* How could Mike say such a thing? Thats something an evil perso- Wait a minute!
  • Zoey : Soo Mike, what is the color of the necklace you gave me at the beginning of the season?
  • Mal *Mike Voice* I gave you a necklace?
  • Zoey : Yeah, what color was it?
  • José : ...no, I want to do a salsa party!
  • Duncan : I told you no salsa parties! Chris is not Spanish!
  • José : But I can throw a bueno salsa party!
  • José : Plus, it's better than a skull and cross bones party!
  • Duncan : So, what can we do then?
  • José : We can sabotage another group!
  • Mal *hits own forehead* It was Brown! of course! how could i forget?
  • Zoey : Wrong, you never gave me one, so you can drop the act, MAL!
  • Mal *drops hair* Huh. Wow. another smart person on this island.... who'd of thought.
  • Duncan : Mal? As in Mal from Juvi?!
  • Mal *Mike voice* What? Oh, no Duncan you must've misheard...
  • Zoey : You know him Duncan?
  • Duncan : Yeah, he caused trouble for the fun of it!
  • Duncan : I knew Mike seemed familiar!
  • Mal Whatever, I'm surprised she *points at Zoey* found out before any one else.
  • Zoey : What's that supposed to mean?
  • José : What is going on over here?
  • Mal Come on... I'm pretty sure we all know that there are smarter people on the island.
  • José : I know that voice!
  • Mal feel free to discuss. *heads toward craft services tent*
  • Duncan : I think we should vote HIM off instead!
  • Zoey : No! What if Mike is still in there?
  • Duncan : It's a chance we'll have to take!
  • Mal *makes a paper mache pianta that looks like the contestants*
  • Mal *whistling in the hall of the mountain king*
  • José : Can someone tell me what is going on?
  • Zoey : Mike has Multiple Personality Disorder
  • Duncan : And I knew his personality, Mal, from Juvi
  • José : So?
  • Zoey : Duncan says that he is evil beyond comprehension!
  • José : I see, so what do I care?
  • Duncan : He's the reason that you lost miserably for the Boney Island challenge!
  • José : *gasps* Oh he is SOO going down!
  • Zoey : Remember José, it's a triple elimination, you still have a chance of going home!
  • Mal Actually *carrying a pianta* That was Manitoba.
  • José : Then I won't help you with Mike *starts to walk away*
  • Mal *walks into boy cabins*
  • Mal *fills Pianta with Owen's secret candy stash*
  • José : Manitoba? As in Manitoba, Canada
  • Zoey : No, Manitoba Smith, as in another one of Mike's personalities!
  • Gwen : *talking to Cody* Ok, how are the black balloons with Chris's faces on them?
  • Cody : They look great!
  • Zeke : *talking to Owen* OWEN! Stop eating all of the candy!
  • Owen : Sorry, I can't help it! I'm hungry!
  • Mal *walks up to Zoey* So, PARTNER *puts arm around Zoey's shoulder* should we get started?
  • Zoey : *shivers* Fine! But I don't have to trust you!
  • Mal What ever.
  • Mal *hangs pianta* Hmph.
  • José : *goes over to Zeke and Owen's party tent and pops all of their balloons*
  • Owen : What happened to our balloons?
  • Zeke : I don't know, They were your responsibility Owen!
  • Mal *steals Duncan's and Jose's balloons*
  • Duncan : Not so fast Mal *takes back balloons*
  • José : Get your own balloons Mal!
  • Mal I would... but stealing is a lot more fun.
  • Duncan : Plus, I don't think Red and Yellow balloons suit your torture party!
  • Mal Ha, Red and yellow dont suit torture? Where have you been?
  • José : They're the Spanish Flag colors!
  • Mal *walks over to Owen and Ezekiel's booth* *Mike voice* Hey Owen can you test something for me?
  • Owen : What Mike?
  • Mal *Mike voice* Follow me.
  • Owen : *follows Mal*
  • Zeke : Owen! Where are you going?
  • Mal *dissapears from Owen's line of sight*
  • Owen : I was following Mike, but now he's gone!
  • Mal *knocks Owen out with big branch*
  • Zeke : Why are you following Mike?
  • Owen : *gets knocked out*
  • Zeke : Owen?
  • Mal *slowly drags Owen away*
  • Zeke : *runs out of the tent* Owen?
  • Owen : *farts in Mal's face*
  • Mal *hangs Owen over the edge of the cliff* Dunking booth...
  • Zeke : *walks back into his tent* He'll be back!
  • Mal *inhales* Urgh, *throws up* Disgusting...
  • Owen : *falls off the cliff and lands on a shark*
  • Mal *looks over cliff* I'll need a new dunkee...
  • José : We're done! Duncan, guard the tent! It's time for a little more sabotage!
  • Duncan : Sure!
  • Mal *goes to Chef's kitchen*
  • Zoey : Oh, hey Mal!
  • Mal Hey... shouldnt you be guarding our stuff?
  • Zoey : I thought you were!
  • José : *steals Mal and Zoey's pinatas
  • Mal *eyes widen* Idiot! *runs to tent*
  • José : *hides in a bush*
  • Mal *sees Jose* Oh, I'm the weasel?
  • José : *runs away*
  • Mal Urgh!
  • Mal well, I need more paper, glue and paint...
  • José : Stay back! *takes out a lighter* or I'm gonna burn them!
  • Zoey : You're not going to fight him?
  • MalGo ahead, it wont accomplish much.
  • José : *Conf* I was expecting a fight out of him! But he gave me NOTHING!
  • Mal *conf* *chuckles* Its all strategy.
  • José : *accidentally lights the pinatas on fire* Huh! *burns his hand* AHHHH!
  • Mal *Laughs*
  • Cody : *laughs* Gwen! José just lit his hand on fire!
  • Gwen : *sees José's hand on fire* Oh that is so awesome!
  • Mal Zoey, guard the tent.
  • Zoey : Okay
  • Mal *heads toward kitchen* Im making the cake.
  • José : *runs into the ocean* AHHHHHHHH!
  • Mal *whistles while making cake*
  • Duncan : *Conf* AHAHAHAHA! I can't believe José lit his hand on fire!
  • José : *goes to the infirmary*
  • Noah : Oh my god! Alejandro! José lit his hand on fire!
  • Alejandro : What? That is... great!
  • Alejandro : *Conf* Oh this is such a great day!
  • Chris : Ok, you guys have 5 more minutes!
  • Mal *brings cake back to tent*
  • Zoey : What kind of cake is it?
  • Mal Black Forest Cake. I shaped it like Chris' head.
  • Zoey : Ot looks so good! Wait... did you poison it?
  • Mal No, why? did you want me to?
  • Zoey : No, just making sure
  • Mal I'll be back... *leaves tent*
  • Zoey : Where you going?
  • Mal I'll be back!
  • Mal *quietly steals balloons from Duncan*
  • Mal *leaves quietly*
  • Mal Now for the piantas... *goes to craft tent*
  • Duncan : I thought we had more balloon than this!
  • Chris : Times up!
  • Mal *comes back to tent* I'm back!
  • Chris : Time to judge the parties!
  • Chris : Lets start with Duncan and José's party!
  • Duncan : Well, José is in the infirmary
  • Chris : Why?
  • Duncan : He burnt his hand with a lighter!
  • Chris : That's Awesome! Extra points for you two!
  • Noah : What! Extra points for getting hurt! I'll be right back I'm gonna jump off ot the cliff.
  • Mal I made Owen fall off a cliff...
  • Zoey : What?!
  • Zeke : WHAT!?
  • Mal *Mike voice* *not-so-innocent chuckle* Long story
  • Chris : So, Duncan, how did José convince you to do a Spanish Salsa Party?
  • Duncan : I told him not to, but its all he can do!
  • Chris : Don't worry! I love it, i'm 1/12 Spanish!
  • Duncan : Really?
  • Chris : Yeah!
  • Mal *laughs* *Mike voice* there's no way you can be spanish!
  • Chris : I like the music too!
  • Chris : On a scale of 1 to 10, this party is 11!
  • Duncan : Yeah!
  • Chris : Now for Ezekiel and Owen's party!
  • Chris : Where's Owen?
  • Mal Still in the lake, maybe?
  • Owen : *crawls to Zeke* I...am...so...*passes out*
  • Chris : What happened to him again?
  • Zeke : Mal pushed him off the cliff!
  • Mal *Mike voice* I tried setting up a dunking booth but it didn't work...
  • Chris : Ok then, what's the theme supposed to be?
  • Zeke : It's....A Chris theme!
  • Chris : *frowns* It's supposed to be a theme or something, not someone!
  • Chris : But, I like the music , good choice on Nirvana! And the balloons are nice! On a scale of 1 to 10, i give it an 8!
  • Zeke : Cool!
  • Chris : Now for B and Dawn's party!
  • Chris : what do you have?
  • Dawn : We have a beach theme! Follow us to the beach!
  • B : *gives Chris a piggyback ride*
  • Chris : Whoa! Nice! Extra points for the ride!
  • Dawn : As you can see, there are a bunch of different eco-friendly activities and an awesome view of the sunset!
  • Chris : Wow, very nice! I give the party an 11!
  • B : *hugs Dawn*
  • Chris : Now for Gwen and Cody's party!
  • Chris : What do you have?
  • Gwen : It's a mix between a Goth theme and an olden Newfoundland picnic! We have balloons with your face on them! Our music is from your boy band!
  • Cody : It was hard to find your band's music !
  • Chris : O_O
  • Cody : What's wrong? You don't like it?
  • Chris : No, I like it, but... how did you find my band, or it's music ?
  • Gwen : Sierra had all of your songs on her smart phone. She happened to leave it here, so we took the music from it!
  • Chris : Ok, well, I give this party a 8!
  • Cody : An 8?
  • Chris : Yeah, i didn't like the goth stuff!
  • Chris : Time for Noah and Al's party
  • Alejandro : We did an special party just for you!
  • Noah : Yeah, it's so... awesome!
  • Chris : what is it?
  • Alejandro : It's a Newfoundland party, complete with your cousin, Jerd McLean!
  • Jerd McLean: Aye! Ello Chris!
  • Chris : Hey Jerd! How are you!
  • Jerd McLean: *muffled* Good, though these knuckleheads promised me a vinegar chugging contest.

Noah : *pulls out two gallon jugs of vinegar* Here... you go!

  • Chris : This is AWESOME! *chugs vinegar*
  • Jerd McLean: *chugs vinegar*
  • Chris : I win!
  • Jerd McLean: *muffled* Aye! Next time I win!
  • Chris : Great party! I give it a 15!
  • Alejandro : Yes!
  • Noah : Yeah!
  • Scott : Wait! I helped plan that part too!
  • Noah : Oh yeah, I knew we forgot something!
  • Chris : Ok, So far Alejandro, Noah, and Scott's part was the best, now it's time for the final one! What do you have Mike and Zoey?
  • Mal *Mike Voice* Well, you like torturing us, right?
  • Chris : I L-U-V IT!
  • Mal *Mike voice* Well, that's the theme. *hands Chris a bat* You'll need this.
  • Zoey : So, we made pinata's of all of us! And you get to beat them all up!
  • Mike *Mike voice* And there's a Chris Cake!
  • Chris : Awesome! *beats the Zoey pinata first*
  • Zoey : Hey!
  • Mal *silently laughs* *Mike voice* Oh and the piantas are filled with bon bons!
  • Chris : Well! I have decided, that Mike and Zoey's party wins! With Alejandro, Noah, and Scott's in 2nd, and Duncan and José's party is 3rd!
  • Alejandro : HA! At least we beat José!
  • Mal *Mike voice* Yes! *hugs Zoey*
  • Zoey : *hugs Mal back* Wait! *pushes Mal off*
  • Mal *whispers to Zoey* I'm not letting you blow my cover this easily.
  • Chris : Ok, So Mike and Zoey have immunity, and they get to stay in the Nice Cabin for the night!
  • Chris : the rest of you, have to vote 3 of each other off!
  • Mal *Mike voice* Yes! Immunity!
  • Zoey : Yes! Nice Cabin!
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  • Chris : the following are safe!
  • Chris : Mike!
  • Chris : Zoey!
  • Chris : Duncan!
  • Chris : Ezekiel!
  • Chris : Gwen!
  • Mal *smirks at Jose*
  • Chris : Cody!
  • Chris : Noah!
  • Chris : B!
  • Chris : José, Scott, Dawn, and Owen! 3 of you will not make it!
  • Owen : *sweats*
  • Mal *Mike Voice* What about Alejandro?
  • Alejandro : Yeah! What about me?
  • Chris : Alejandro, José, Dawn, and Owen! 3 of you will not make it!
  • Chris : The next marshmallow goes to...
  • Chris : Alejandro!
  • Chris : The last marshmallow goes to...
  • Scott : *smirks at José and Dawn*
  • Chris : José!
  • Chris : Dawn, Owen, and Scott are out!
  • Owen : What?
  • Scott : WHAT?!
  • Dawn : WHAT!? How could you guys?
  • Chris : Yeah, it's always a shocker!
  • Chris : Boat of Losers awaits guys!
  • Mal *glares at Dawn while waving*
  • Zoey : Bye Dawn! I'll miss you
  • Zoey Goodbye Owen Scott and Dawn. You guys have always been my friends.
  • Chris : Wow, I am so shocked! Who will be voted off next? Find out next time on TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ISLAND!
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