New York, New York: Transcript

This is the transcript for Episode 12 of this roleplay's third season, Total Drama World Tour. Find the main article for it here!

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12:10 RiMiEg007

 DO NOT TALK OR YOU WILL BE KICKED 

12:10 Chwiis

• Last time on Total Drama World Tour...
• We went on a SUPER happy fun trip through Ireland
• Unfortunately we didn't see any of those cute little elf things

12:12 Mr.Duncan007

•  : Leprechauns?

12:12 Chwiis

• BE QUIET THIS IS MY INTRO

12:12 Mr.Duncan007

•  : *rolls his eyes* I should've hosted this episode!

12:12 Chwiis

• *glares at Chef* Anyway, Sierra couldn't keep her hands of Cody
• Gurrl, that's just nasty!
• And Heather and Watch-ya-ma-call-it fought non stop!
• Eeek! Breakups!
• Jusssst kiddin'! José and Heather have not officially broken up yet!
• Now I'm sure your surprised to see this pretty face
• But all this drama was giving Chris wrinkles! So he's gone off for a spa treatment day!
• So today, moi will be your host!
• So see what EXCITING new drama happens now! On TOTAL
• DRAMA
• WORLD TOUR!

 YOU MAY TALK 

12:15 AssyrianAsylum

•  : *Conf* I can't believe Heather voted me out! She is going down!

12:16 Chwiis

• *conf* UGH! I can't believe Jose was saved!

12:16 RiMiEg007

•  : *Conf* Finally Cody is out! That dweeb has had it since he got Zeke wrongfully eliminated! I think he may have learned his lesson! *laughs*

12:17 AssyrianAsylum

•  : I have to make sure I thank Cody the next time I see him! I was almost a goner! ALMOST! *glares at Heather*

12:17 DegrassiFTW27

• *weeps* Cody......

12:17 Ethan Oka

• *pats Sierra's back* It's not that bad

12:17 Chwiis

• Yo, where's the gym in this sha-bucket of bolts?

12:19 Chwiis

• I don't know jock-strap, but you can use it... your muscles are just flaking away!

DegrassiFTW27 has left the chat. 12:20 Chwiis

• Not cool dude *punches Jo*
• I'M NOT A- oh never mind!

12:20 Ethan Oka

• There isn't a gym! Gosh!

12:21 Chwiis

• Sure there is, everything needs a gym!

12:21 AssyrianAsylum

•  : Well, no gym here!

12:22 Mr.Duncan007

•  : I must say! I am so glad to be on Team Xtreme! We are the best!

12:22 RiMiEg007

•  : I know!

12:23 Chwiis

• *falls asleep* *sleeptalking* CODY
• Um... is she alright?

12:23 AssyrianAsylum

•  : She'll be fine

12:24 Chwiis

• I dont remember asking you

12:24 AssyrianAsylum

•  : Humph! *walks away*

12:24 Ethan Oka

• Technically you did ask him.

12:24 Chwiis

• *still sleeptalking* Don't worry Cody, Sierra's here *grabs Heather and kisses her*
• GAH! GET OFF! GET OFF!

12:25 Ethan Oka

• *conf* *laughs*

12:26 Chwiis

• *conf* Argh! Crazy girl or Prick ex? Can't we just eliminate all of them!

DegrassiFTW27 has arrived. So quit talking smack about him! 12:28 Chwiis

• *loudspeaker* KAY TEAMS, LIKE, COME TO THE CARGO BAY!

12:28 RiMiEg007

•  : Maybe we'll get lucky and Josh will land the plane!

12:28 Chwiis

• Dudes, is it me or does Chris sound different?

12:28 RiMiEg007

 SCENE SWITCHES TO THE CARGO BAY 

12:29 Chwiis I was gonna do that 12:29 RiMiEg007 You're too slow

:P

Plus it's my job anyway

 RESUME

12:29 Chwiis

• Hello contestants! It's good to see you!

12:29 AssyrianAsylum

•  : Hey Josh!

12:30 Chwiis

• Hi Al!

12:30 AssyrianAsylum

•  : Actually Josh, I'm José! The ugly one is Al!
•  : *glares at José*

12:34 Chwiis

•  Oh, all you Mexicans look the same!
•  *laughs*

12:35 Ethan Oka

•  Wow Josh! They're Hispanic! Gosh!

12:36 Chwiis

•  Same thing silly!

12:30 Ethan Oka

• Josh? But I thought you hosted Celebrity man hunt!?

12:30 Chwiis

• I know! But Chris has gone on a spa day, so I'm filling in!

12:31 RiMiEg007

•  : Please be nicer than Chris!

12:31 Chwiis

• Oh don't worry, I'm SUPER nice and fabulous!
• Are you... Cody?

12:31 Ethan Oka

• phew.

12:31 Mr.Duncan007

• : Thank You! Chris is killing us! We need a break!

12:32 Chwiis

• Woah girl! You look nasty!

o shit Grass is ere like be sierra 12:33 AssyrianAsylum

•  : *Conf* I have a bet going with José! I bet him $20 that Sierra might lose this challenge for us!
• Anyway! We've got a SUPER challenge in store for you today!

12:36 RiMiEg007

•  : Oh yay! Wait, this actually might be fun!

12:36 Chwiis

• Teams must visit 1 landmark in each Burrough (The Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens, and Staten Island) and tag their team logos on each one. Like... yay!

RiMiEg007

•  : Whoa! That sounds AWESOME!

12:37 Chwiis

• *sighs* New York, the city of dreams...

12:37 Mr.Duncan007

•  : You would think that Duncan! Vandal! *laughs*

12:37 RiMiEg007

•  : Oh! Nice one Gwen!
•  : Yeah! Nice one!

12:38 Ethan Oka

• *conf* What is our team logo? The Pi symbol? ah Pi! It is the Pi Symbol!

12:38 RiMiEg007

• : Our team symbol is a skateboard!

12:38 AssyrianAsylum

• : Sadly, our team symbol is Heather's face!

12:38 Chwiis

• Great! I bet this is the part when you open the cargo doors and we all fall

12:38 Chwiis

• Oh don't be silly! I would never- *leans against wall, accidentally pushing button*

 CARGO DOORS OPEN 

12:39 RiMiEg007

 EVERYONE FALLS 

12:39 Chwiis

• Whoops silly me!

 EVERYONE LANDS 

• Welcome to New York City!

12:40 AssyrianAsylum

•  : *helps Heather up*

12:41 Chwiis

• um... thanks

12:41 AssyrianAsylum

•  : *glares at Alejandro*
•  : No problem hermosa!

12:41 Chwiis

• To give you guys a bit of extra incentive in the challenge, the winning team of today's challenge will receive a super fabulous prize!

12:42 Ethan Oka

• New York! Can we go to the met?

12:42 Chwiis What's the met? 12:43 RiMiEg007 Metropolitan Museum of Art AKA the Met 12:43 Chwiis

• Eeek! Sure! That can be one of your landmarks!

12:44 Ethan Oka

• Yes!

12:44 Chwiis

• Ready?

12:45 RiMiEg007

•  : Wait! What are the landmarks?
•  : We have the MET! What else?

12:45 Chwiis

• Anything you want!

Just one from The Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens, and Staten Island 12:47 RiMiEg007

•  : That might get confusing! I mean! We should have a set of landmarks!

12:47 Chwiis

• Um excuse me, are you host?

12:47 RiMiEg007

•  : Zeke! We can basically tag any building we want! That could be fun!
•  : Fine!

12:48 Mr.Duncan007

•  : *looks in a mirror*

12:48 Chwiis

• That's what I thought! And maybe during the challenge you can get a haircut! That salad is nasty!

12:48 RiMiEg007

•  : Excuse me?

12:48 Chwiis

• Woah sit down Zeke!

12:48 Mr.Duncan007

•  : I like his hair!

12:48 Chwiis

• You heard me! Now Go! *blows airhorn*

12:49 RiMiEg007

•  : Empire State Building here I come!

12:49 Chwiis

• *conf* Home schools I tell you! No respect for the upper class!

12:49 RiMiEg007

•  : *runs to the Empire State Building and tags his team symbol on it*
•  : One down, 4 to go!

12:50 Chwiis

• TEAM ME! Gather for a team meeting!

12:51 Ethan Oka

• Ok, so I think we should tag the Crotona Ply Center First!

12:51 RiMiEg007

•  : *runs to Yankee Stadium* Ok! This is the Bronx! *tags his team symbol on it*
•  : 2 down, 3 to go!

12:51 Chwiis Duncan is godplaying 12:52 Ethan Oka yep 12:53 Chwiis we just started 12:53 RiMiEg007 It's supposed to be funny! Since he's a vandal! I'll wait 12:53 Chwiis how did e run accross islands so quickly 12:53 RiMiEg007 Manhatten and the Bronx are on the same island 12:54 Chwiis whatever, he still ran a long way really quickly

• Guys, I say we head to the Brooklyn Bridge and the Manhatten Bridge, we can spray them both... 2 bird with one stone...
• 2 birds

My s key is dodgy 12:55 Ethan Oka

• To the Bronx!

12:55 RiMiEg007

•  : What is in Queens? Oh! Fort Totten! *hails a cab*

12:55 Mr.Duncan007

•  : I think we lost Duncan!

12:55 RiMiEg007

•  : *gets stuck in traffic* Oh come on!

12:55 Chwiis

• Sierra! Quit moping around

This challenge is failing 12:56 RiMiEg007

•  : *leaves the cab and hijacks a bike*

12:57 AssyrianAsylum

•  : Ok! So why are we just sitting here doing nothing?

12:57 Chwiis

• *heads to Brooklyn Bridge and Manhatten Bridge with team*

12:57 RiMiEg007

•  : *reaches Fort Totten* Alright! *tags his team symbol* 3 down! 2 to go!

12:57 Chwiis

• *runs away*
• Sierra! Get back here!

12:58 Ethan Oka

• Ok *runs to the Bronx*

DegrassiFTW27 has left the chat. 12:58 Chwiis

• Uh... where's Lightning?

12:59 Ethan Oka

• wait... what?

12:59 Chwiis

• *On his own in Time Square* What's with all these sha-lights?

12:59 RiMiEg007

•  : Now! What else? Oh! Coney Island! *starts biking to Coney Island*

1:00 Chwiis

• *climbs up one of the big shiny signs* LIGHTNING STRIKE *sprays a lightning bolt on it*
• Now where the hell is my sha-team?

1:01 Mr.Duncan007

•  : *sees Team Xtreme's logo on the Empire State Building* Looks like Duncan is doing our job for us!

1:01 RiMiEg007

•  : I wonder how many landmarks he done!?

1:01 Chwiis

• *climbs up a tree* WAAAAAAAAAH
• Sierra! Get the hell down!
• NEVER! I NEEEEEEED CODY!

1:02 RiMiEg007

•  : *reaches Coney Island and tags his team symbol* Ok! That's Brooklyn! Now for Staten Island!

1:02 Chwiis

• *conf* I have an idea

1:03 RiMiEg007

•  : *starts biking over to Staten Island* I think I'll do the Bayonne Bridge!

1:03 Chwiis

• *grabs Noah* Hey look Sierra, it's Cody!

1:03 AssyrianAsylum

•  : What! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

1:03 Chwiis

• *conf* Noah looks like Cody? Doesn't he?
• *pinches Noah* Just roll with it!

1:03 AssyrianAsylum

•  : I said no!

1:04 Ethan Oka

• Oh! Forget him! *tags Pi onto the play center's wall* Alright! Next... Kay's Deli!

1:04 Chwiis

• C-c-c-c-c-Cody?

1:04 Ethan Oka

• Kat's

1:04 AssyrianAsylum

•  : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

1:04 Chwiis

• IT IS CODY!

1:04 AssyrianAsylum

•  : *kicks Heather and runs away* NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

1:05 Chwiis

• *grabs Noah and runs off with him* YOU CAME BACK FOR ME!

1:05 AssyrianAsylum

•  : *bites Sierra and runs away* Sierra! SIT!

1:05 Chwiis

• Argh! After her!

1:06 Ethan Oka

• To Manhatten!

1:06 Chwiis

• *grabs Noah again* Nonsense Cody, we have a date to go on!

1:06 RiMiEg007

•  : *reaches the Bayonne Bridge* Ok! *tags his team symbol* ANd I'm done! But first, I'm going to the Statue of Liberty!

1:06 Chwiis

• *watching at home* Wow, I'm so glad to be out

1:06 RiMiEg007

•  : *goes to the Statue of Liberty and places a bomb inside it*
•  : *goes to Central Park and detonates the bomb, destroying the Statue of Liberty*
•  : Woo Hoo!

1:07 Chwiis Dick that's just stupid 1:07 RiMiEg007

•  : *goes to Josh* Ok! I'm done!

1:08 Chwiis Seriously, really stupid 1:08 RiMiEg007 So what! Duncan got to destory a treasured landmark! Just say Team Xtreme wins so we can move on 1:08 Chwiis

• sighs* Now I'm gonna have to get the cop involved aren't I

1:08 RiMiEg007 Yup Duncan won't get arrested though 1:09 Chwiis But I don't want to I don't want to overuse him 1:09 Ethan Oka

• *At Kat's Deli* Anyone want lunch while we're here?

1:09 RiMiEg007 Ok! Don't! But in a future episode have him mention that he thinks that Duncan had something to do with that 1:10 Chwiis

• Duncan! Why did you do that! I thought I made it clear that there is no destroying famous landmarks!

1:10 RiMiEg007

•  : You never said that!

1:10 Chwiis

• Whatever! Let's get out of here! We don't want the police on our tails... again!

1:11 RiMiEg007

 SCENE SWITCHES TO THE PLANE 

1:11 Chwiis

• Well it looks like everyone is here

1:12 AssyrianAsylum

•  : Who won?

1:12 Chwiis

• *still holding Noah* I feel so much better now

1:12 AssyrianAsylum

•  : *kicks Sierra* Get off me!
•  : Josh! Who won?

1:13 Chwiis

• Well, after that performance from Duncan I have a good mind to make Team Xtreme the losers!

1:13 Ethan Oka

• *eating corned beef sandwhich* That'd be great!

1:13 RiMiEg007

•  : Shut Up Harold!
•  : *picks Josh up by the shirt* But you're changing you mind! RIGHT?

1:14 Chwiis

• But unfortunately, they were the only team to tag five landmarks, so my hands are tied
• Now get off me creep

1:14 RiMiEg007

•  : *puts Josh down* Good!
•  : Nice work Duncan!

1:15 Chwiis

• And since Team Heather were the only team to not tag any landmarks, they lose
• So like, go vote someone off or something

1:15 AssyrianAsylum

•  : Thank You Sierra! *glares at Sierra*

1:15 RiMiEg007

 SCENE SWITCHES TO ELIMINATION CEREMONY 

1:16 Chwiis pm me votes

• *conf* Hoe-say can wait, we need to get rid of the freak show first
• Well, the votes are in....
• The following are safe and stuff
• Noah
• Lindsay
• Alejandro
• Jose!

1:19 AssyrianAsylum

•  : Yes!

1:19 Chwiis

• Uh oh! Heather and Sierra are low!
• WHAT!
• But unsuprisingly...
• The person going home today is Sierra

1:20 AssyrianAsylum

•  : *under breath* Dang it!

1:20 Chwiis

• Oh well! At least I've still got Cody! Let's go cutiepie!

1:20 AssyrianAsylum

•  : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

1:20 Chwiis

• YES YES YES YES YES

1:21 AssyrianAsylum

•  : Go jump off the plane you crazy *censored*

1:21 Chwiis

• B-b-but Cody!

1:21 Mr.Duncan007

•  : *picks up Sierra and throws her out the plane*

1:21 Chwiis

• WIN FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1:21 AssyrianAsylum

•  : Thank You Chef!

1:22 Mr.Duncan007

•  : No problem kid!
•  : That girl as all kinds of crazy!

1:22 Chwiis

• That gurl was nastier that Chef's stew!

1:22 Mr.Duncan007

•  : *glares at Josh*

1:23 Chwiis

• Man, I tried a bit once, it gave me gas for 3 days!

1:23 Mr.Duncan007

•  : Don't make me throw you out this plane!

1:23 Chwiis

• Daymn! It's not my fault you make such horrible-

1:24 Mr.Duncan007

•  : I mean it! I WILL THROW YOU OUT THIS PLANE!

1:24 Chwiis

• Woah... like... temper much!

1:24 Mr.Duncan007

•  : *picks Josh up*
•  : Any last words?

1:25 Chwiis

• You can't do this!
• I'm too fabulous!

1:25 Mr.Duncan007

•  : I can! And I am! *puts a parachute on Josh and throws him out the plane*

1:26 Ethan Oka

• C'mon Chef! he was way better than Chris! Gosh!

1:26 Mr.Duncan007

•  : Well, looks like I'm ending the episode! *grins*
•  : Who will win next?
•  : Find out next time! On TOTAL!
•  : DRAMA!
•  : WORLD TOUR!

RiMiEg007

 THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED