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This is the Transcript for Episode Two of this Roleplay's Total Drama Action. Find the main article for it here!Stop THIS EPISODE BEGINS!Stop

  • Chris : Last time on Total Drama Action!
  • Chris : Our 16 contestants arrived at the film lot!
  • Chris : And I made them search for the keys! Hahaha!
  • Chris : Jose found the keys! And gained a bonus!
  • Chris : Then Duncan and Gwen formed teams! And Duncan's team won!
  • Chris : And the not so fabulous Leshawna was voted out!
  • Chris : Who will ride the lame-o-sine to loserville next?
  • Chris : Find out now on TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
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  • Heather *conf* Last night was awful! Gwen was on the top bunk and snoring like crazy! i got no sleep! and that Jose guy, what a creep! i see the way he stars at me! bleh! *gags
  • Dakota : *Conf* I hope everyone is seeing me on TV right now :D
  • Gwen : I have to say, I put together a pretty nice team!
  • Duncan : My team is tougher!
  • Cody *conf* I've gotta say, I'm feeling pretty good about this season, I made it to the finals, now I think I can go all the way!
  • Jose : Sure Cody.
  • Cody Hey! Stop listening in on my confessionals!
  • Jose : I listen to everyone's confessional!
  • Izzy : I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHALLENGE :D
  • Mike *sigh* I miss Zoey.
  • Alejandro : Where's Chris?
  • Heather So Chris, where do we go to eat breakfast?
  • Dakota : I dont know , I havent seen him all morning
  • Chef : That's because I'm in charge today maggots!
  • Cody uh oh
  • Dakota D:
  • Harold : Oh no! I'm going to die!
  • Izzy : YAY :D
  • Duncan : Pff! Big deal!
  • Chef : *takes out a squid gun* You all have 5 minutes to hide. Then you will be hunted by me!
  • Heather *conf* You know the one person I hate more than Chris? Chef! He is soo agressive and soo bossy! Seriously, the guy needs to settle his kettle!
  • Duncan : Squid Gun?
  • Cody Ahhh!`*runs into the bank vault*
  • Chef : Yes! *shoots a squid at Harold* See!
  • Dakota : Squid Gun will ruin my facial O_O
  • Harold : OW! GOSH!
  • Heather eeew *runs away*
  • Mike what happens if we get hit?
  • Duncan : *laughs* Ok I'm out! *runs away*
  • Dakota : *Runs*
  • Izzy : *Runs*
  • Chef : If you are hit, then you have to assist me in finding the other maggots! The more people to help me, the better chance of your team winning!
  • Mike oh damn! *runs*
  • Jose : Um! I am in a wheelchair! Can somebody be kind enough to help me?
  • Heather fine
  • Jose : Thank you chica!
  • Chef : Ok! Everyone run! You have 4 minutes!
  • Heather *conf* jose is a strong player, he would be useful in an alliance, that is the only reason why i am doing this
  • Dakota : *Runs*
  • Heather *grabs jose's wheelchair and bolts*
  • Izzy : Time to have fun :D
  • Heather dont call me chica
  • Cody *hiding in bank vault* *shudders in fear*
  • Duncan : *runs into the vault with Cody* Oh, hey Cody!
  • Cody what are you doing here! he'll find us!
  • Duncan : Not if we work together!
  • Cody shhh
  • Cody *whispers* i thought you hate me?
  • Duncan : I do, but that's because you keep hitting on Gwen!
  • Cody hehe, shes mine
  • Duncan : *whispers* If you stop hitting on her, I will protect you from people like Jose
  • Cody i dont need protecting, the codsta is a mean green fighting machine!
  • Duncan : *punches Cody* Yeah, you can really handle yourself!
  • Dakota : *Conf* I hate when Chef does target practice
  • Cody AHHHH!
  • Noah : This challenge sucks!
  • Cody crap, chef probably heard!
  • Cody *runs out of vault*
  • Duncan : Doubtful!
  • Chef : *shoots Cody* YOU'RE OUT!
  • Cody good!
  • Cody oh Duncan, I'm coming for you!
  • Duncan : *sees and airvent* Huh!
  • Cody do i get a squid gun now?
  • Duncan : *goes into the airvent*
  • Chef : Sure! *gives Cody a squid gun* Knock yourself out kid!
  • Cody *follows duncan up air vent*
  • Duncan : Where does this airvent go?
  • Cody whos the tough guy now, DUNCY!
  • Duncan : *falls into the ocean*
  • Cody *shoots*
  • Duncan : *dodges*
  • Cody *falls*
  • Cody i cant swim, i cant swim!!!
  • Duncan : *takes Cody's squid gun and shoots him in the face*
  • Cody aaaah!
  • Duncan : This outta be useful!
  • Cody i cant breath!
  • Cody duncan, help me please!
  • Duncan : Only if you stop hitting on my girlfriend! *holds Cody underwater*
  • Cody fine! FINE!
  • Chef : *shoots Noah*
  • Cody PLEASE
  • Duncan : I can't hear you!
  • Cody PLEEEEEASE!!
  • Noah : Aww Gross!
  • Duncan : Ok! *pulls Cody out of the water!
  • Owen : *hiding in the guys trailer* Chef will never look for me in here!
  • Dakota : *Conf* *Freaking out*
  • Chef : *shoots Harold*
  • Cody thank you!
  • Harold : OW! GOSH!
  • Cody can i have my squid gun back please?
  • Gwen : *bumps into Ezekiel*
  • Duncan : Nah! I think I'll go shoot Chef with it!
  • Gwen : Oh! Hey Zeke!
  • Zeke : Hey Gwen!
  • Cody *sigh* *walks of with head slumped*
  • Gwen : About that kiss...
  • Zeke : Yeah, I know, that was a mistake!
  • Gwen : I really liked it, but I can't cheat on Duncan! You understand right!
  • Zeke : Yeah!
  • Gwen : But if me and Duncan break up, you know where to find me!
  • Heather *running with jose* Jose, you dont like me, and I... certainly dont like you, but we both share a common goal! How about we form an alliance?
  • Jose : Sure! Wait... what's the catch?
  • Cody *overhears zeke and gwen*
  • Chef : *shoots Gwen and Zeke*
  • Heather no catch, just guaranteed security until finals
  • Jose : Ok! Deal!
  • Cody *GASPS*
  • Cody *conf* I CANT BELIEVE WHAT GWEN DID, however can use this, prehaps this can be my ticket to her heart
  • Jose : *conf* I was obviously lying! Heather is going down! Her and those sweet little eyes... I mean She's going DOWN!
  • Izzy : *Hiding in tree setting up a trap*
  • Alejandro : *bumps into Heather* Whoops Sorry Chica!
  • Heather *conf* now that i have eliminated jose as a threat, this game is mine!
  • Chef : *steps into Izzy's trap*
  • Izzy : HAH *Runs Away*
  • Heather argh you Spaniards! all the same! *runs off with jose*
  • Chef : I'LL GET YOU CRAZY GIRL!
  • Izzy : NEVER *Runs farther
  • Mike hey chef! are you gonna actually shoot anyone, you seem pretty useless, izzy was all over you there!
  • Lindsay : *goes into the boy's cabin* Owen! What are you doing here?
  • Owen : H-Hiding!
  • Mike *transforms into svetlana*
  • Svetlana *bounces up trees*
  • Cody hey gwen, i heard what you did
  • Chef : *shoots Mike*
  • Gwen : What did I do Cody?
  • Svetlana ah! svetlana has been defeated!
  • Cody i heard wat you said to zeke, is it really true?
  • Gwen : *nervous* No! I have no clue what your talking about!
  • Cody how about we cut the crap, you kiss me, and duncan doesnt find out, deal?
  • Gwen : Um, how bout
  • Gwen : I tell you not to tell anyone, and you don't!
  • Cody oh duncan!
  • Gwen : Fine!
  • Cody im ready when you are
  • Gwen : *kisses Cody on the cheek* There!
  • Cody pffft, you call that a kiss, on the lips please!
  • Gwen : Ok! Close your eyes!
  • Dakota : *Conf* I gotta go real slow
  • Cody *closes eyes*
  • Dakota : *Tip toes*
  • Gwen : Don't open them! *gets a squirrel and holds it up to Cody's lips*
  • Gwen : *makes kissing noises*
  • Cody kisses squirrel
  • Squirrel: *bites Cody's lips*
  • Gwen : *throws the squirrel away*
  • Cody OWW! GWEN!
  • Gwen : What?
  • Cody why did you bite me?
  • Gwen : *conf* OH MY GOD! *laughs*
  • Gwen : You were... um... enjoying it too much!
  • Cody *conf* Well, Gwen is the worst kisser ever! i dont think i like her anymore!
  • Cody well i suppose you fulfilled your promise, your secret is safe with me *runs away*
  • Gwen : *laughs* Good!
  • Chris : *drives up to the film lot* Where is everyone?
  • Heather jose, dont you think this challenge has gone on forever, surely chef has got everybody else by now, im gonna try and find him
  • Chef : *at craft services eating cake* Man this is sooo good.
  • Jose : No Heather! You shouldn't go!
  • Jose : It's not safe!
  • Heather you cant tell me what to do, *turns around*
  • Dakota : *Conf* Surely he got the others by now
  • Jose : I was just trying to warn you
  • Duncan : Where is Chef?
  • Heather *fast forward a bit* *sees chef at craft services* HEY! WE WERE IN THE WOODS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
  • Chef : *drops cake* Ummmmmmmmmmm... I thought I got everyone...
  • Heather well if you got everyone, why didnt you tell me on the speaker!
  • Chris : *walks around the film lot* Hello? Where did everyone go?
  • Chef : Uhhhhhh...
  • Heather Chris! I never thought I would be happy to see you again!
  • Chris : Hey Heather! What's going on? i can't find Chef or the other cast members!
  • Heather hes pigging out at the craft services tent, everyone else is hiding
  • Chris : WHAT?
  • Heather can you tell chef to get off his butt and get on with it please
  • Chris : CHEF!
  • Heather *conf* hehe, someone is gonna get fired!
  • Chef : *runs out of craft services with his squid gun* Yeah!
  • Chris : Dude! What are you doing
  • Chef : Nothing! Just torturing the contestants!
  • Chris : Oh, well then carry on!
  • Heather torturing us?! How about you do your job!
  • Chef : *shoots Heather* Job done!
  • Heather not amused
  • Chris : *laughs* I am amused!
  • Heather so who is still in?
  • Izzy : *Behind Chef* BOO *Runs away*
  • Chef : *shoots at Izzy, but misses*
  • Duncan : *shoots Chef with Cody's squid gun* YES! AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
  • Chef : Duncan wins!
  • Heather nice one
  • Duncan : Really? AWESOME!
  • Heather hang on so the Cutters lose?
  • Chris : Yes! But I'm going to make this a reward challenge!
  • Heather meh
  • Chris : No one is going home tonight!
  • Gwen : Yes!
  • Chris : Ok, I have a special announcement!
  • Heather *conf* reward challenges are a waste of time anyway! next time, the greensman are going down! especially that loveab... i mean infuriating rat jose!
  • Heather yes chris?
  • Izzy : Whats the announcement
  • Chris : In the next episode, 2 of you will be switching teams at the end of the day!
  • Cody who?
  • Heather i volunteer!
  • Chris : You people decide who switches teems!
  • Duncan : *conf* I hope they vote Gwen to be on my team!
  • Jose : *winks at Heather*
  • Heather *conf* i hope i get to switch teams, being on jose's team could really help out with my alliance!
  • Jose : *conf* I just came up with a bueno idea!
  • Heather *raises eyebrows at jose*
  • Chris : Ok, it's time to end!
  • Chris : Join us next week to see who goes home, and who switches teams!
  • Heather a cliffhanger, good one chris!
  • Chris : On TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
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