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This is the Transcript for Episode Eight of this Roleplay's Total Drama Action. Find the main article for it here!

Stop DO NOT TALK OR YOU WILL BE KICKED Stop
  • Chris : Last time on Total Drama Action!
  • Chris : We took our contestants to PRISON!
  • Chris : Mike was acting weirdly!
  • Chris : In the end, the Killer Greensman smashed the Screaming Cutters!
  • Chris : And Alejandro was "voted" off! *evil laugh*
  • Chris : Will José use his new strategy to get anyone voted out? And will Heather actually kiss him soon?
  • Chris : All these nail bitter questions may be answered next, on TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
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  • Heatherconf* Now that me and Jose know how to rig the votes, we can control this game! This season, I'm going all the all the way!
  • José : Me rigging the votes has now gained Heather's trust! Soon, I'll double cross her and take home the million! And maybe I'll buy her something with it!
  • José : I'm so glad AL is finally gone!
  • Cody *conf* I don't get what happened last night, everyone said that they didnt vote for Alejandro! Weird... plus what's happening to Mike?
  • Lindsay : *Puts on Nail polish*
  • Mike *has dark circles underneath eyes* Man i didnt get any sleep last night. *yawns*
  • Duncan : I just realized! We heavily out number the Cutters team!
  • Cody you feeling better today Mike?
  • Mike *has dark circles underneath eyes* *yawns* A little. Not totally insane. but better.
  • Gwen : He better be, we need to be on our game today!
  • Izzy : Yep
  • Cody Izzy, you aren't on our team!
  • Justin : Face it Gwen, your team sucks!
  • Gwen : *gasps* That was rude!
  • Justin : But it's the truth!
  • Mike *grabs Justin by the shirt* I thought you'd be more of a gentleman!
  • Cody settle your kettle Mike!
  • Justin : Hey! Watch the chest! I have a modeling session in a few weeks!
  • Mike Yeah, you're right. I think I'm gonna go ove- *falls asleep*
  • Gwen : MIKE! Are you ok?
  • Cody *gives Mike mouth to mouth*
  • Heather pffft awww cody wody and mikey pikey sitting in a tree
  • Mike *picks up heather* TAKE IT BACK!
  • Heather ahh! PUT ME DOWN
  • Gwen : You asked for that Heather!
  • Mike *smiles* okay. *throws at Jose*
  • Heather ahh!
  • José : *catches Heather* Hello there Chica!
  • Heather why, thank you
  • Noah : *laughs* Wow Heather! Can't stay away from your crush huh?
  • Heather ahem! Mike just threw me into him!
  • Noah : Sure Sure, make excuses to be held by your crush!
  • Lindsay : Its cute that you have a crush Hannah
  • Zeke : *laughs*
  • Mike *groggily* I think I'm gonna take a nap. *passes out*
  • Heather you guys are soo obsessive and immature
  • Cody wtf is going on, I think Mike needs to go to the hospital!
  • Zeke : *Conf* I think it's cute Heather found another guy! José is so gonna double cross her and bam! She'll be out! Heh heh heh! Poor Heather!
  • Mike No, I'm fine!
  • Cody dude, you need help
  • Duncan : Yeah! Like serious help!
  • Mike Just didn't get enough sleep last night. see. *points to dark circles underneath eyes*
  • Cody ive never heard of not having enough sleep causing people to abuse women before
  • Noah : Wait! Why do we care, Mike's on the opposing team!
  • Zeke : Because he's a human being!
  • Mike I did that?! When?! Is she okay?
  • Cody dont worry Mke, it was only Heather!
  • José : *still holding Heather* She's fine!
  • Heather You hurt my wrist jerk!
  • Chris : Hello Cast!
  • Chris : I have some exciting news!
  • Lindsay : The mall is having a sale?
  • Chris : No Lindsay!
  • Mike You found out how mail works?
  • Chris : Nope!
  • Cody uwot Mike?
  • Cody Chris, I think you should let Mike sit out this challenge, he's not feeling well
  • Chris : Mike, do you want to sit out?
  • Mike I'm fine *semi-quickly* just a little tired is all
  • Chris : Ok!
  • Chris : Bad to the exciting news...]
  • Chris : Today, 2 eliminated contestants return! And 2 will debut!
  • Chris : So please welcome back Scott and Owen!
  • Scott : Sup!
  • Heather what! so they just got a free pass through challenges? how is that fair?
  • Owen : HEY GUYS!
  • Scott : You look happy to see us!
  • Chris : It's totally fair!
  • Heather and pigs fly!
  • Chris : Anyway...
  • Chris : Also, we have Geoff and Courtney debuting!
  • Courtney : Hey guys!
  • Heather oh no, not her again!
  • Duncan : *sighs*
  • Geoff wassup dudes!
  • Cody Geoff my man *fistbumps*
  • Duncan : Hey Geoff! *high fives Geoff*
  • Geoff nice seeing you guys again!
  • Mike *attemps high-five but misses*
  • Geoff you right there bro?
  • Chris : Geoff and Courtney, you are on the Killer Greensman! Scott and Owen are on the Screaming Cutters!
  • Geoff sweet! *high fives Duncan*
  • Duncan : Welcome to the team man!
  • Scott : Cool!
  • Courtney : Aren't you gonna welcome me?
  • Cody welcome Scott and Owen!
  • Heather ...no
  • Duncan : Nope!
  • Owen : Hey guys!
  • Lindsay : Hi Towen!
  • Cody *high fives Owen*
  • Mike *waves*
  • Courtney : Ugh! Chris! Can I switch teams?
  • Chris : Nope!
  • Heather *shrugs*
  • Courtney : *Conf* Ugh! Why did I have to win? Why couldn't I have just stayed home and watch Heather blush at José all day!
  • Geoff Chris my man! What's my first challenge?
  • Chris : Good question Geoff my man!
  • Chris : *speaking in a pirate voice* We are goin' to WARRRRRR!
  • Lindsay : War?
  • Geoff woa, not cool dude
  • Mike *gasps*
  • Mike *turns into* Chester
  • Cody heheh *mimics machine gun*
  • Izzy : War :D
  • Noah : *laughs at Cody* Nerd!
  • Chester War? I was in a war once! *wacks Noah with cane* does that make me a nerd!?
  • Cody you're one to talk Noah!
  • Noah : AH! Cut it out Mike!
  • Cody you tell him Mike, or Chester or whatever!
  • Chris : Both teams will have... AN ALL OUT PAINTBALL WAR!
  • Geoff Guys, guys, make love not war.
  • Chester Paintballs? well... okay then...
  • Heather argh! this is going to ruin my outfit!
  • José : Then take it off Heather ;)
  • Heather ok I walked right into that one
  • Chris : Keep it clean José
  • Chester *whacks Jose with a cane* Darn kids these days
  • Lindsay : He didnt do anything dirty , he's still clean
  • Duncan : *Conf* Wow! Nice one José! Nice one!
  • José : *takes Chester' cane and breaks it*
  • Chester No!
  • Heather *conf* wow! even I'm not that mean!
  • Chris : So anyway! Each team must go to their designated area! One team must protect their base from the attacking team!
  • Cody cool
  • Chris : If the defensive team manages to take out the offensive team, they win!
  • Geoff I'm against this, peace all the way man!
  • Chris : If the offensive team takes out the defensive team AND takes over their base, they win!
  • Cody so who is who?
  • Chris : Let me see! *puts on reading glasses*
  • Heather *rolls eyes*
  • Chris : The Killer Greensman are the Defensive team, and the Screaming Cutters are the Offensive team!
  • Chris : Ready?
  • Geoff oh, if we are defending, then thats cool then
  • Chester not really
  • Heather so how do the defenders win?
  • Duncan : Geoff! Pretend that the other team is trying to ruin your party!
  • Izzy : Yes
  • Geoff NO ONE RUINS MY PARTIES
  • Geoff grrrrrrrrrrr
  • Duncan : I think we're ready!
  • Heather how do the defenders win?
  • Chris : Did you even listen? Of course not your'e too busy crushing on José!
  • Heather woa, sorry
  • Cody i think we're all ready Chris!
  • Chris : Ok! GO!
  • Duncan : Let's roll! *goes to his team's designated spot*
  • Heather GREENSMAN! Huddle in!
  • Chester *gasps*
  • Izzy : Yes Heather?
  • Chester *turns into*Mike *
  • Heather we need to talk strategy
  • Cody CHARRRRRRRRRRGE!
  • José : Ok, I think we should take out the more threatening people, like Scott
  • Duncan : *shoots Cody in the face*
  • Mike *grabs paintball gun* Let's go! *stumbles
  • Geoff go away, party pooper! *shoots cody more times*
  • Cody ugh, I'm out
  • Mike *pushes cody* Human Shield! *shoots Duncan*
  • Noah : *shoots Owen* That was WAY too easy!
  • Heather we need to set up certain spots where we are covered and we can still shoot the cutters
  • Duncan : Ugh! REALLY?
  • Mike *shoots Geoff*
  • Lindsay : What does this button do? *accidentally shoots Zeke*
  • José : *takes Izzy and uses her as a Human Shield*
  • Zeke : DANG!
  • Geoff aw man, not cool!
  • Izzy : :D
  • José : *shoots Scott*
  • Heather *shoots mike, misses*
  • Mike See ya Meat shield! *pushes Cody over*
  • Mike *runs*
  • Heather argh! this thing is jammed!
  • Scott : Dang!
  • Mike *shoots Heather*
  • Cody hey!
  • Heather argh!
  • Lindsay : *Shoots Izzy*
  • José : *shoot's Mike*
  • Mike Ow!
  • Mike *passes out*
  • Heather jose, take my gun too!
  • Gwen : *shoots Heather in the face repeatedly* YEAH!
  • Heather throws jose, her gun!
  • Lindsay : *Shoots Noah*
  • Heather hey! i was already out!
  • José : Thanks!! *retreats to the fortress*
  • Mike Hey Gwen... go around to the back entrance of the the studio.
  • Noah : OW!
  • Gwen : Ok!
  • José : *shoots Lindsay*
  • B : *sneaks into the Fortress*
  • B : *sneaks up behind José*
  • Cody Chris, so who exactly is left?
  • José : *turns around and shoots B in the nuggets*
  • Chris : *on the loudspeaker* It's now José vs. Gwen!
  • Heather come on Jose! squish her!
  • Gwen : *sneaks into the Fortress*
  • Gwen : *Conf* Ugh! Why José? Why?
  • José : *jumps down onto Gwen*
  • Gwen : Hey!
  • José : Goodbye!
  • Mike *tackles Jose* All is fair in love and war
  • José : *throws Mike into the wall*
  • Heather Hey! Mike's out! thats against the rules!
  • Mike Just go... *passes out*
  • José : *shoots, but gun is jammed*
  • José : No No No! Come on gun!
  • Geoff use mine jose! *throws it to him*
  • Gwen : *taps José's shoulder*
  • Gwen : *shoots José in the face*
  • Chris : *on the loudspeaker* GWEN WINS!
  • Gwen : Yes!
  • Owen : We WON!
  • Cody good work!
  • Lindsay : Yay :D
  • Scott : I thought we were gonna lose! Awesome!
  • Chris : Greensman! What happened?
  • José : I was distracted!
  • Heather by what?
  • José : *Conf* By Heather
  • Chris : Doesn't matter! Time to vote someone off!
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  • Heather *whispers to jose* we cant rig the votes if we are meant to be at the ceremony!
  • José : *whispers to Heather* Yeah, so you you voting for?
  • Heather who do you think? *glares at courtney*
  • José : I second that!
  • Heather nice
  • Courtney : You second what?
  • José : Nothing!
  • Heather oh uh, wow is that a bird *whistles*
  • Chris : Ok Greensman! Time to vote!
  • Chris : The following are safe!
  • Chris : José!
  • Chris : Heather!
  • Chris : Geoff!
  • Geoff woohooo!
  • Chris : Izzy!
  • Izzy : Yes :D
  • Chris : Noah!
  • Chris : Justin!
  • Justin : Sweet
  • Chris : Ezekiel!
  • Chris : Duncan and Courtney! You are LOW!
  • Duncan : Come on! Again?
  • Chris : The final Gilded Chris goes to...
  • Chris : Duncan! Sorry Courtney your out!
  • Duncan : Yes!
  • Heather hehe, toodles
  • Courtney : Really! REALLY! I WAS A C.I.T.! I WAS YOUR ONLY HOPE!
  • Heather yer, we'll be just fine without you thanks, cya!
  • José : More of a P.A.I.N. in the as-
  • Chris : And that all we have time for!
  • Chris : Join us next time, on TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
  • Mike Can I go to the infirmary now?
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