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This is the transcript for Episode Four of this Roleplay's Total Drama Island. Find the main article for it here! Edit

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  • Chris: Last Time on Total Drama Island!
  • Chris: The contestants hiked around the island!
  • Chris: And I brought Alejandro’s favorite brother, José in to the game! Much to his excitement!
  • Chris: And the Screaming Snakes finally won, thanks to José!
  • Chris: So the Killer Kittens went to their first elimination ceremony!
  • Chris: And they voted off Cameron!, who was “arguably” their weakest teammate!
  • Chris: Now, it’s time for some painfully awesome treasure hunting on a special scary island!
  • Chris: Who will win, who will pee their pants with fear, and who will be sent home tonight?
  • Chris: Find out now! On TOTAL!
  • Chris: DRAMA!
  • Chris: ISLAND!
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  • José: *Conf* This is pretty diversion! But I feel Alejandro will try to turn everyone contra mí! So I must attempt to the guapo side with me! This will not be easy with Al turning everyone contra mí!
  • Zeke : *Conf* Now that Hose is here, no one will suspect me being the greater villain! Now, I must form an allaicne with Alejandro! That way I can get rid of the competition! Starting with José!
  • Zeke: *walks out of the confessional*
  • Mal: *pretending to be Mike* Hey Zeke!
  • Heather: *walks through the forest*
  • Zeke: Yeah? *accidently bumps into Heather, kissing her*
  • Heather: *kisses Zeke back*
  • Scott: Oh look, a new couple! AHAHAHAHAH!
  • Zeke: Whoa! Hey H-Heather!
  • Heather: *looks up at Zeke* H-H-Hey Z-Zeke!
  • Heather: *Conf* Oh my gosh! I-I cant believe I just kissed Z-Zeke! And what worse is: I… I enjoyed it!
  • Zeke: Hey Heather, Would you… like to go out with me sometime?
  • Heather: Um… Well…
  • Zeke: You don’t have to say yes right now.
  • Heather: Sure Zeke! I will go out with you!
  • Zeke: Really? Cool!
  • Mal: *pretending to be Mike* So, are you two dating now?
  • Zeke: *Conf* Wow! I can’t believe Heather agreed to go out with me! I really like her, but I can’t have her distract me! I wonder how this is going to play out!
  • Zeke: Yeah
  • Heather: Yeah, we are dating! Weird right?
  • Zeke: How is it weird?
  • Mal: *pretending to be Mike* Oh, so then now would be a bad time to ask about that alliance of yours. Right?
  • Duncan : *yawns* What alliance?
  • Zeke: I'm guess mine and Mike's alliance
  • Zeke: *Conf* Or should I say Mal
  • Chris: *on the loudspeaker* ATTENTION SOON TO BE EX-CAMPERS! MEET ME AT THE BEACH IMMEDIATELY!
  • Duncan: Ugh! It’s 5:00 in the morning Chris!
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  • Chris: Good Morning Campers! How’d you sleep!
  • Duncan: Terribly!
  • Zeke: I slept terribly too, now I feel great! *winks at Heather*
  • Mal: *mumbles* Like a baby.
  • Heather: *blushes*
  • José: *raises an eyebrow*
  • José: *Conf* What is going on between Ezekiel and Heather? I must averiguar!
  • Chris: Ok competitors! Today I have something…*reads a script* increíblemente…alegre…completa planned for you!
  • Alejandro : What the joder was that?
  • Chris: What?
  • Alejandro :You just said that you have something “incredibly jollyful” planned for us!
  • Duncan: AHAHA HAHA! You are such a retard chris!
  • Chef: *hits Duncan with a canoe paddle* SHUT UP MAGGOT SACK!
  • Duncan: AHH! *glares at Chef*
  • Mal: *pretending to be Mike* Jollyful?
  • Alejandro: Jollyful is a real word in Spanish
  • Alejandro: alegre completa means Jollyful
  • Mal: *Pretending to be Mike* *sarcasm* Suuure it does.
  • Chris: Anyway… You guys and girls and what ever Duncan is, will be canoeing over to Boney Island!
  • Chris: Then, both teams will look for buried treasure!
  • Duncan: Treasure! Do we look like pirates to you?
  • Chris: Yup!
  • Chris: Each team has their own chest! If one team finds the other teams chest, they can loot it, hide it somewhere else, or leave it alone!
  • Mal: *pretending to be Mike* Yeah, especially CHRIS!
  • Chef: *wacks Mike with a canoe paddle* SHUT UP!
  • Chris: My intern, Vin will now give you your maps!
  • Mal: OW!
  • Vin: *walks out with a map in his hand*
  • Chris: Thank You Vincent!
  • Vin: DON’T CALL ME THAT! *walks away*
  • Chris: Ok then, *rips the map in half, then gives the maps to Mal and José* Both teams get half a map! The X’s stand for where the treasure chests are located!
  • Mal: *takes map* Thank you... Vin?
  • Chris: Good luck! I’m gonna go make Vin wash all of my toe nails! *Drives away on an ATV* VIN! GET BACK HERE!
  • Vin: *runs away*
  • Zeke: Guess it's time to go... Heather! Wanna come with me?
  • Heather: Sure Zeke
  • Mal: Alright guys, follow me, I know the way to Boney Island like the back of my hand.
  • Mal: *gets in canoe*
  • José: Lindsay! Noah! Care to join me?
  • Lindsay: Sure Hose!
  • Noah: I could think of worse people to canoe with!
  • Mal: *Conf.* I can't let the other team win. So I decided I'd have some fun with them.
  • José: *helps Lindsay into a canoe*
  • Noah: *hops into the canoe*
  • Mal: *paddles up to the Snake's canoe* *pretending to be Mike* Hey, José!
  • Duncan: *get's into the canoe with Zeke and Heather*
  • José: Hello Strange one
  • Mal: *hits José with paddle* Heh heh heh... Oops!
  • Heather: Get your own canoe Duncan!
  • José: Ah! You'll pay for that you comadreja
  • Mal: *paddles away* Wish I could stay and chat!
  • Duncan: *paddles* Hey! I can see Boney Island!
  • Noah: We're nearly there! *points to Boney Island*
  • Mal: *stands up* *to Screaming Snakes* Hey, are you good swimmers?
  • Duncan: How do you think I escaped from Juvi so many times!
  • Mal: I'm not talking to you!
  • Gwen: *glares at Mike* Hey Duncan! Wanna search for the treasure with me?
  • Duncan: Sure thing Gwen! *kisses Gwen*
  • Zeke: *to Heather* We should follow Duncan and Gwen!
  • Heather: Ok!
  • Mal: *pretending to be Mike* Hey guys wait up!
  • José: Care to join me Lindsay and Noah?
  • Lindsay: Yay! Let me put on some sun tan lotion first!
  • Mal: *pretending to be Mike* The treasure's got to be around here somewhere. *trips*
  • Noah: *rolls eyes at Lindsay* Sure why not!
  • Mal:*pretending to be Mike* did I trip over a hat?
  • Mal:*pretending to be Mike* Wait, it's a fedora!
  • Mal:*puts on fedora*
  • Mal *switches to (*Manitoba Smith)*
  • Zoey: Hey Manitoba! Wanna search the treasure with me?
  • Manitoba Smith: Hey, are we hunting treasure in a jungle? Boy does this bring back memories.
  • Scott: Zoey! Mike! Wait up!
  • Manitoba Smith: Not this Joey.
  • Scott: Joey?
  • Zoey: Joey?
  • Manitoba Smith: I'm referring to you freckles
  • Scott: Whats wrong with them little man!?
  • Alejandro: *walks up to Mike, Zoey, and Scott* Can I join you?
  • Manitoba Smith: Little Man? A'right that's it! *punches Scott in the face*
  • Alejandro: It this a bad time?
  • Zoey: Kinda
  • Manitoba Smith:If you're gonna help find treasure then no.
  • Scott: Fine! *walks away* I'll just find the treasure myself!
  • Manitoba Smith: good riddance. A'right beauty, and I don't know what to call you *points at Al*
  • Scott: *Conf* If only my brother, Trevor was here! At least he has military experience! He could help me find the treasure!
  • Manitoba Smith: Are we gonna find this treasure or not?
  • Alejandro: I'm Alejandro *shakes Manitoba Smith's hand* Let's go!
  • Zoey: Yeah! Let's do this!
  • Manitoba Smith: *tastes some of the dirt*
  • Alejandro: What are you doing, amigo?
  • Manitoba Smith: The dirt's been contaminated, it tastes like iron and oak wood.
  • Manitoba Smith: *starts digging*
  • José: *walks by and purposely bumps into Alejandro and Manitoba* Adios Amigos!
  • Alejandro: *throws a rock at José's back*
  • Manitoba Smith: Excuse me sheila, but you might want to move, leave the fighting to the men folk.
  • José: *catches it* Nice try!
  • Manitoba Smith: *kicks José like a kangaroo*
  • José: *fall over*
  • Alejandro: Nice work amigo! *kigh fives Manitoba*

high fives*

  • Zeke: *trips*
  • Manitoba Smith: I've had lots of expierence down under, what ever you can throw I can take. *high fives Alejandro back*
  • Alejandro: *Conf* I like Manitoba Smith! He'll defiantly help me get rid of José!
  • Zeke: I found something!
  • Manitoba Smith: We should start digging where Zomboy fell *points at Zeke*
  • Duncan: *digs*
  • Zeke: *digs*
  • Manitoba Smith: The dirt here tastes like iron.
  • Heather: *digs*
  • Alejandro: *digs*
  • Manitoba Smith: So it could be keys. *digs*
  • Zeke: It's a chest! Yes!
  • Duncan: Even better! It's the other teams chest!
  • Duncan: *points at the Snake symbol*
  • Manitoba Smith: We should empty it, and bury the treasure in that cave
  • Duncan: Good Idea Mike!
  • Manitoba Smith: Mohawk, Zomboy, you two bury the treasure
  • Duncan: *takes the gold coins out* Ok, got the treasure!
  • Manitoba Smith: Me, the two sheilas and Alejandro here will continue looking
  • Zeke: *takes the empty chest and throws it in a cave* Heh heh heh!
  • Alejandro: Ok, let's go Manitoba!
  • Manitoba Smith: Wait, where'd freckles go?
  • Zoey: He left awhile ago
  • Manitoba Smith: How do we know we can trust 'im?
  • Zoey: He's on our team
  • Duncan: Plus he's quite stupid
  • Manitoba Smith: He went off on 'is own, towards the other team.
  • Zeke: Last I saw him, he was taking a leak in his canoe!
  • Zoey: Eww! That's disgusting!
  • Manitoba Smith: he could be throwin' this challenge like he used to
  • Manitoba Smith: *sniffs air* Sun tan lotion?
  • Alejandro: Wow, didn't know Scott was that disgusting!
  • Zeke: That must be Lindsay!
  • Lindsay: *sun bathing on the beach*
  • Manitoba Smith: You two hid the chest right?
  • Zeke: Yeah
  • Duncan: And I have the gold in my pockets!
  • Heather: So what do we do now Mani?
  • Manitoba Smith: Zoey, Heather, Alejandro, we're goin' treasure huntin'
  • Zoey: Cool!
  • Duncan: What about me and homeschool here?
  • Manitoba Smith: Mohawk, Zomboy guard that gold and chest with your lives!
  • Zeke: On it!
  • Duncan: No one is laying a finger on this gold!
  • Duncan: I'm gonna go to the canoe!
  • Manitoba Smith: Alright, *climbs tree* we'll get a better view up here
  • Duncan: *sits in the canoe with a canoe paddle in his hands*
  • Zoey: Hey Manitoba! I think i found something!
  • Manitoba Smith: Hey Al, does you brother dig in his spare time?
  • Alejandro: *twitches* Yeah! He does EVERYTHING in his spare time!

*Mine explodes sending Zoey through the air*

  • Zoey: AHHHHHHHHH!
  • Heather: *catches Zoey* Gotch ya!
  • Zoey: Thanks Heather! That was close!
  • Manitoba Smith: Whoa, gotta be more careful there sheila.
  • Heather: *puts Zoey down*
  • José: *digging* Where is that treasure!
  • Manitoba Smith: Maybe Zoey should rest here, explosions can do the body harm.
  • Beth: Hey guys, glad I finally found you!
  • Zeke: *pushes Beth in a hole* Oops!
  • Zeke: *buries Beth alive*
  • Bridgette: ill stay and help Zoey
  • Duncan: This is quite entertaining!
  • Noah: José, does dirt normally beep?
  • José: No Noah, it doesn't!
  • Lindsay: José! The dirt is beeping at me! Isn't that cute!
  • Noah: Lindsay don't touch it!
  • Lindsay: *touches mine* What Noah?

*MINE EXPLODES*

  • José: *facepalms*
  • Noah: *flying through the air* AAAAAHH!
  • José: *catches Lindsay * Got you amiga!
  • Noah: *lands IN tree* Ugh! You dumb blonde!
  • Noah: Hell-o, what's this?
  • Noah: A key?
  • José: What did you find Noah?
  • Noah: A KEY!
  • Manitoba Smith: Did you hear that? More mines. thatawy *points in the direction of José, Noah, and Lindsay.
  • Zeke: Yeah! I heard it too! Better be careful!
  • Manitoba Smith: *runs toward José, Noah and Lindsay*
  • José: What do you want!
  • Manitoba Smith: there's always mines close to treasure!
  • José: Too bad you will not find it before me!
  • Manitoba Smith: *tastes dirt*
  • José: Que?
  • Manitoba Smith: Here! *points down*
  • Manitoba Smith: *starts digging downwards*
  • José: What was that?
  • Manitoba Smith: Found it!
  • José: What? How did you do that?
  • Manitoba Smith: Instinct
  • José: Thanks for the tip! *punches Manitoba*
  • José: Noah, get down here!
  • Noah: I'm kind of busy being stuck in a tree!
  • Manitoba Smith: *knocks on chest* AHA!
  • José: Come on Noah!
  • José: Mike's got the chest!
  • Manitoba Smith: It's Manitoba Smith! *hits José's head against the chest so it opens*
  • Chris: *on the loudspeaker* And it looks like The Killer Kittens are gonna Win! Again!
  • José: Darn it!
  • Manitoba Smith: *grabs treasure* *sniffs gold coin* chocolate?
  • Chris: But first! You must get the treasure back to the island!
  • Manitoba Smith: You mean we did this all for some cocoa?
  • Zeke: Come on Manitoba! Get the chocolate coins and lets go!
  • Manitoba Smith: Whatever! *stomps Jose's hand*
  • José: Ahh! Watch the hand!
  • Manitoba Smith: *jumps out hole* Comin'!
  • Manitoba Smith: *trips* *hat comes off*
  • Zeke: Duncan! Make way! We need to get all this chocolate gold back to the island!
  • Duncan: Chocolate!? The gold coins are chocolate?
  • Manitoba Smith turns into *Mal*
  • Zoey: *picks up hat and puts it back on *Mal*
  • Mal turns into *Manitoba Smith*
  • Zoey: *impersonating Mantoba Smith's accent* Gotch ya back Manitoba!
  • Manitoba Smith: Guess ya like havin' me round! Heh Heh
  • Zoey: Your WAY better than having Vito around!
  • Manitoba Smith: We gotta get back to the canoe!
  • Duncan: Me and Zeke are already in! Come on Manitoba!
  • Manitoba Smith: and I hope they're strong swimmers. *jumps in the Snake's boat* PADDLE! *starts paddling*
  • Zoey: I'll go in a separate canoe! You guys go on without me!
  • Duncan: *paddles*
  • Zeke: *paddles*
  • Manitoba Smith: *paddles back for Zoey in the Snake's canoe* Ya comin' with us Sheila!
  • Duncan: No! Leave her! We can win this!
  • José: We need to stop that boat!
  • Zoey: I'm comin! You guys go one without me and win this!
  • Zeke: Let's go! *paddles*
  • Manitoba Smith: Alright. *paddles*
  • Manitoba Smith: *Conf* it didn't feel right leaving a lady behind. But I had to do it for the good of the team.
  • José: *gets in a canoe* I WILL GET YOU MIKE!
  • Manitoba Smith: Wow, you jump far.
  • Manitoba Smith: Oh no! I think we forgot Freckles
  • Zoey: *hits José in the face with a paddle* Stay away from him!
  • José: *falls into the water*
  • Manitoba Smith: *yells to Zoey* FIND FRECKLES AND BRING 'IM TO THE ISLAND!
  • Scott: *runs out of the forest* with Fang right behind him* AHHHH!
  • Fang: *chasing Scott* RAWRRRR!
  • Scott: *jumps into the water and swims to Zoey's canoe*
  • Zoey: *helps Scott in* Let's go!
  • Fang: *sneaks up on Scott and Zoey's canoe*
  • Scott: *looks behind the canoe* I CAN SEE YOU FANG! *hits Fang's nose with his canoe paddle*
  • Fang: *whimpers*
  • Manitoba Smith: there's the island!
  • Duncan: We're almost there!
  • Manitoba Smith: *paddles* *jumps on dock*
  • Duncan: *jumps onto the Dock*
  • Zeke: *jumps onto the dock*
  • Chris: And the Killer Kittens WIN... AGAIN!
  • Manitoba Smith: We got the treasure back!
  • Duncan: Yeah! *high fives Manitoba and Zeke*
  • Manitoba Smith" I still can't believe we did that all for cocoa.
  • José: *swims up to the dock* I will get you Mike! *tackles Manitoba Smith*

*Fedora goes flying*

  • Manitoba Smith turns into *Mal*
  • Duncan: *tackles José*
  • Mal: *kicks José's face* Get off! Deader-Donkey!
  • Zeke: You okay Mike?
  • Mal: *grins* Never better.
  • Zoey and Scott: *paddle up to the dock*
  • Zoey: Did we win?
  • Mal: *pretending to be Mike* yep!
  • Duncan: Yea! And we did it for chocolate!
  • Scott: I ALMOST GOT EATEN BY A SHARK... FOR CHOCOLATE!
  • Zeke: Yep!
  • Scott: I HATE YOU CHRIS!
  • Mal: *pretending to be Mike* we could have just eaten the treasure
  • Chris: Never the less! The Kittens Win! Snakes are up for elimination again!
  • Mal: *pretending to be Mike* hey Duncan, do your shorts usally have a brown stain at the pockets?
  • Duncan: *looks down* Aww Man!
  • José: *Conf* I WILL WIN NEXT TIME! MARK MY WORDS MIKE!
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  • Chris: Alrighty Screaming Snakes! You lost AGAIN!
  • Chris: Time to vote someone off!
  • José: *Conf* Sadly, I vote for Lindsay!
  • Noah: *Conf* Sorry Lindsay, but I vote for you!
  • Courtney: *Conf* I vote for Lindsay! She didn't help at ALL! All she did was sun bathe!
  • Lindsay: *Conf* I vote for Noah!
  • Mal: *conf* I would rig the votes for José, but I want to have some more fun with him. *EVIL LAUGHTER*
  • Owen: *Conf* I vote for José
  • Chris: Ok! The votes are cast!
  • Chris: If you receive a marshmallow... you are safe!
  • Chris: The following are safe!
  • Chris: Owen!
  • Chris: B!
  • Chris: Courtney!
  • Chris: Dawn!
  • Chris: Harold!
  • Chris: Katie!
  • Chris: Trent!
  • Chris: Tyler!
  • Chris: Sierra!
  • Chris: José, Lindsay, and Noah! Your on the chopping block!
  • Chris: The next marshmallow goes to...
  • Chris: Noah!
  • Chris: José and Lindsay! You are low!
  • Chris: But the final marshmallow goes to...
  • Chris: José! You are safe! Sorry Lindsay! You have been eliminated!
  • Lindsay: Aww! Sorry guys!
  • Chris: Dock of Shame awaits!
  • Lindsay: *gets on the Boat of Losers*
  • Noah: *waves* *eats marshmallow* See ya Lindsay!
  • Lindsay: Bye Noah! I'll miss you!
  • Chris: Well, that was fun! Join us next time! On TOTAL!
  • Chris: DRAMA!
  • Chris: ISLAND!
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  • Mal: *puts hornet's nest in José's pillow case* HEHEHEH
  • José: *gets in bed*
  • Hornets: BUZZZZZZZZ
  • José: What the... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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