This is the transcript for Episode 11 of this roleplay's third season, Total Drama World Tour. Find the main article for it here!


This is the raw chat script as recorded from the main roleplay and then converted to display images for the characters:

  • Note that there is no proofreading on this script and the conversion process is not perfect so mistakes may be imminent.

8:03 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Last time on Total Drama World Tour!
  • Chris : We went Ballin' in Berlin!
  • Chris : and Team Pythag had some troubles, mostly because of Lightning!
  • Chris : Man I love Lightning! That guy know how to make me laugh!
  • Chris : Anyway! Team Pythag ran into our old friend The Policeman!
  • Chris : And let's just say I think they may have killed him!
  • Chris : In the end, Team Xtreme won!

Teamdarkfan4 has left the chat. 8:05 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : And Pythag lost... again!

Teamdarkfan4 has arrived. So quit talking smack about him! 8:06 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : and DJ was sent home!
  • Chris : See who will get kicked off the plane next! Right here! On TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : WORLD TOUR!

8:08 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra Good morning Cody!

8:08 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : *on a laptop watching What's Next for Sarah?* Wow! This show is awesome!

8:08 Jakerz69

  • Trent : I know right!

8:08 Chwiis

  • Cody *sleeptalking* No! No! NO! SIERRA!

8:09 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra Awww, he's dreaming about me!

8:09 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : Hey Sierra! I think Cody is having a bad dream! Maybe you should kiss him to wake him up!

8:09 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra Great idea! *kisses Cody*

8:09 Chwiis

  • Cody *wakes up and screams*

8:10 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra I knew it would work!

8:10 Chwiis

  • Cody *looks at Sierra.png|75px]] m-m-m-mm-monster!

8:10 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : You can thank me now! *laughs*

8:10 Teamdarkfan4

  • Zoey *Conf* Being in the bottom two twice now , I gotta step up my game

8:11 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : *laughs* Man! Jennette McCurdy's new show is AWESOME! I can't wait for more episodes to come out!
  • Alejandro : *facepalms*

8:12 Chwiis (heather0 Nice to know, but unfortunately nobody cares!

  • Heather Nice to know, but unfortunately nobody cares!

8:12 AssyrianAsylum

  • Alejandro : *Conf* Man! José and Jennette McCurdy! He really needs to get over that celebrity crush! Especially if he's dating Heather!

8:13 Chwiis oh god stop this 8:13 Teamdarkfan4 xD 8:13 Chwiis

  • Heather *overhears Al's confession*

8:13 AssyrianAsylum

  • Alejandro : *walks out of the confessional* Oh! Hello Heather!

8:14 Chwiis

  • Heather *conf* C-c-c-c-CRUSH! THE NERVE!
  • Heather Out the way! *pushes Al over and storms off to Jose

8:15 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : *closes his laptop* Man that was awesome!

8:16 Teamdarkfan4

  • Zoey Ok team , lets try to win this next challenge

DegrassiFTW27 has left the chat. 8:16 Chwiis

  • Heather *picks up laptop and throws it out the window* Awesome huh! What's that sticking out of your pants!?

8:16 Ethan Oka

  • Harold We have to make Team Xtreme lose!

8:17 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : *takes out a pen* It's just a pen!

DegrassiFTW27 has arrived. So quit talking smack about him! 8:17 Chwiis

  • Heather *grabs pen and crushes it on the ground* A pen no more! *storms off*

8:17 Teamdarkfan4

  • Zoey But how could we do it?

8:18 Chwiis

  • Lightning Maybe if you sha-losers would stop slowing Lightning down!

8:18 DegrassiFTW27

  • Izzy *overhears arguing from other side* Dang, I haven't heard that much yelling since my parents found out Explosivo blew up our house, but there was a perfectly good reason behind it, the exterminator was charging too much and those bugs kept going "buzz buzz, buzz"! Hehe...

8:18 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : *Conf* What is the matter with Heather! She's being a Total *censored*!

8:19 Chwiis

  • Heather *conf* What is the matter with Jose! He's being a total *censored*!

8:20 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : *nudges Ezekiel* Hey Zeke, looks like Heather and José are haveing difficulties!

8:20 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra Cody, let's never end up like them *hugs Cody tight*

8:20 RiMiEg007

  • Zeke : *laughs* Looks like it!

8:21 Chwiis

  • Cody *depressed sigh* Yes... let's...

8:21 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra So much going on today, this is going to be the best blog I've ever done!

8:22 Jakerz69

  • Noah : Jose and Heather better not lose! Or else they re going home!

8:23 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : *on the loudspeaker* ATTENTION EVERYONE! REPORT TO THE CARGO BAY PRONTO! *laughs*

8:24 AssyrianAsylum

  • Alejandro : What Chris?

8:24 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : It's time for the challenge!

8:25 DegrassiFTW27

  • Izzy So what are we doing this time? Is it going to involve explosives?

8:25 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : No Izzy!

8:25 Teamdarkfan4

  • Zoey *Conf* Hopefully we can win this one

8:25 Chwiis

  • Lightning Can't the challenge wait until Lightning's finished his weightlifting routine!

8:25 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Sure Lightning!

8:26 Chwiis

  • Lightning Sha-really?

8:26 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Nope! Just kidding!
  • Chris : You'll get enough exercise during this challenge!

8:27 Chwiis

  • Lightning We sha-better!

8:27 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Anyway! Can anyone guess where we are right now?

8:28 Chwiis

  • Cody *Looks at Sierra* Hell?

8:28 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Haha no Cody!

8:28 AssyrianAsylum

  • Alejandro : Morocco?

8:28 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Nope!

8:29 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra It's obviously Heaven! *kisses Cody again*

8:29 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : Latvia?

8:29 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : No and no!

8:29 Chwiis

  • Lindsay Ooh! How about the mall!

8:29 DegrassiFTW27

  • Izzy Mexico?

8:29 Mr.Duncan007

  • Gwen : I've always wanted to go to Ireland! Are we going there?

8:30 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Yes! Gwen got it! You just won your team a head start!

8:30 Mr.Duncan007

  • Gwen : Wow! Really?

8:30 Ethan Oka

  • Harold Probably not.

8:31 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Yup! Team Xtreme now get a 3 minute head start!

8:31 Chwiis

  • Heather WHAT! Unfair much!

8:31 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : I like to mess with the other teams! It creates Drama!
  • Duncan : I won't complain!

8:31 DegrassiFTW27

  • Izzy Woo hoo, way to go Gwen!

Teamdarkfan4 has left the chat. 8:32 Mr.Duncan007

  • Gwen : Thanks!

8:32 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : *pulls lever*

8:32 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : Should've saw that coming!

8:32 Chwiis

  • Cody *clings on the side* Dont make me go down with... her!

8:33 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Chef!

8:33 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra I'll protect you Cody!!

8:33 Mr.Duncan007

  • Chef : *kicks Cody's hands until he falls*
  • Chef : Maggot!

8:33 Chwiis


8:34 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : I love seeing people in pain!

8:34 Chwiis

  • Vin I know that all too well...

Teamdarkfan4 has arrived. So quit talking smack about him! 8:34 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : *clears throat* No teens were harmed in the making of this show!

8:34 Chwiis

  • Vin Sure, sure

8:34 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : However, a Vin was harmed! *hits Vin over the head with a baseball bat*
  • Cody *lands into Sierra's arms*
  • Cody *conf* Why does the universe hate me so...

Teamdarkfan4 has arrived. So quit talking smack about him! 8:45 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : *lands on Cody* Because you're a dweeb!

8:47 Chwiis

  • Cody *cries in pain*

8:46 Mr.Duncan007

  • Gwen : So! Ireland huh! Where are we exactly?

8:46 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : The Wicklow Mountains National Park!
  • Zeke : Where?

8:47 Chwiis

  • Heather Urgh! National parks! Aren't they the ones with... animals?

8:47 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : Oh I've been here before! I actually lost my- *clears throat* bottle cap here once! *whistles*

8:48 Chwiis

  • Heather *glares*

8:48 AssyrianAsylum

  • Alejandro : José! You should tell us about this "bottle cap"! *nudges José*
  • José: *looks at Heather* I'd rather not!

8:48 Chwiis

  • Heather *knees Jose in the balls* I know you can't feel that but I'm really pissed at you right now!
  • Lightning Subject chenge! What are these sha-round gold things growing everywhere?

8:48 RiMiEg007

  • Zeke : I don't know! Flowers?

8:49 Chwiis

  • Geoff I think you'll find that those are potatoes my brah, and they go nice with a mean sausage!
  • Geoff *conf* The culinary genius strikes again

8:49 ThatAwsomeGuy24

  • Lindsay : Oooh! I could go for a nice, big, juicy sausage right about now!

8:50 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : *laughs*

8:50 Jakerz69

  • Noah : Hey! I have a nice, big, juicy sausage!

8:50 ThatAwsomeGuy24

  • Lindsay : Ooo!! Yummy!

8:51 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : *rolls on the ground laughing*

8:51 DegrassiFTW27

  • Izzy Noah's isn't enough to satisfy your appetite

8:52 Jakerz69

  • Noah : *glares at Izzy*

Niksdorfv has left the chat. 8:52 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Enough about sausages! It's time for challenge!

8:52 Chwiis

  • Geoff Aww! I was about to say about how I have the best sausages in town!
  • Geoff Ain't that right Bridge?

8:53 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : *continues to roll on the ground laughing*

8:53 AssyrianAsylum

  • Bridgette : Right Geoff! *smiles at Geoff*
  • Chris : ENOUGH!

Ethan Oka has left the chat. 8:57 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : You kids are sick!
  • Chris : Anyway!
  • Chris : Duncan! Stop laughing!
  • Duncan : *stops and stands up*
  • Chris : Now!
  • Chris : It's time to do the challenge!
  • Chris : By the way! My sausage is the biggest!
  • Chris : Anyway!
  • Chris : The challenge is...
  • Chris : You must all run from here to the city of Dublin!
  • Chris : I know racing challenges are overused! But suck it up! You need the exercise!

9:21 Ethan Oka

  • Harold Hey!

9:22 Chwiis

  • Lightning True that! *trips Harold over*

9:22 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Nice one Lightning!

9:23 Ethan Oka

  • Harold Oof!

9:23 DegrassiFTW27

  • Izzy Running, alright! *runs*

9:24 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Not so fast Izzy!
  • Chris : I didn't say go yet!

Chwiis has left the chat. Chwiis has arrived. So quit talking smack about him! 9:26 Chwiis

  • Heather Well hurry up and say go then!

9:26 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Ok! Now GO!
  • Duncan : *runs into the lead*
  • Zeke : *runs with Gwen*

Teamdarkfan4 has left the chat. 9:27 Chwiis

  • Heather That's 3 minutes! Let us go!

9:28 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Not quite yet! *looks at his watch*
  • Chris : In 5...4...3...2...
  • Chris : Now go!

9:28 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : Nice! That was so like Freddie from iCarly when he counts down!
  • José : *runs*

9:28 Chwiis

  • Heather *pushes over Jose and runs on top of him*

9:28 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : *gets up and runs*

9:28 Chwiis

  • Lightning Try to keep up with Lightning!

9:28 Ethan Oka

  • Harold *running* I guess we know who Chris' favorite team is! Gosh!

9:30 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra *picks up Cody and runs* You shouldn't tire yourself

9:30 Chwiis

  • Cody Uh no... I'm just fine thank you!

9:30 AssyrianAsylum

  • Alejandro : *runs with Heather* So cutey! Whatchya say you dump José and give me a shot!

9:31 Chwiis

  • Heather In yo dream Ale-crap-dro
  • dreams

9:31 AssyrianAsylum

  • Alejandro : I'll win you over some day!

9:31 Ethan Oka

  • Harold *runs next to Jose* Hey! I need to have a serious Captain-to-Captain talk with you!

9:31 Chwiis

  • Heather Pfft *runs ahead*

9:31 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : Sure Harold! What is it?

9:32 RiMiEg007

  • Zeke : *picks up Gwen* You shouldn't have to run!

9:32 Mr.Duncan007

  • Gwen : Aww!

9:32 Chwiis

  • Lightning *sees Cameron lagging behind* Sha-what is up with you scrawny guy!?

9:32 Ethan Oka

  • Harold We need to work together to eliminate team Xtreme!

9:32 Jakerz69

  • Cameron : So...tired! *passes out*

9:33 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : Sounds like a plan!

9:33 Chwiis

  • Lightning Sha-useless! *puts Cam on his shoulders and runs off*

9:34 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Team Xtreme is halfway done! Teams Heather and Pythag just past the quarter mark!

9:34 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra Come on! *runs faster*

9:34 Ethan Oka

  • Harold Is running to Dublin really a challenge?

9:34 Chwiis

  • Cody Sierra! You can put me down!

9:35 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : *catches up to Heather* What is the matter with you! You have been extremely cruel to me since Russia!

9:36 Chwiis

  • Heather I'm sorry, I don't talk to tards *runs away*

9:36 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra You want to carry me? How sweet

9:36 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : *passes the 3/4 mark*

9:36 Ethan Oka

  • Harold Come on team! We can win this!

9:36 Chwiis

  • Cody Um no... that's not what I said!

9:36 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra *gets on Cody* Let's go!

9:36 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : I'm your boyfriend! We have to talk!
  • José : *catches back up with Heather*
  • José : Heather! Stop being such a priss and talk to me!

9:38 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : *reaches Dublin*
  • Duncan : *crosses the finish line*
  • Chris : And Team Xtreme wins once again! Nice going Duncan!

9:38 Ethan Oka

  • Harold Hey Lightning, you run ahead, we won't even get in your way!

9:38 Chwiis

  • Heather *stops in tracks* Fine! You wanna talk? We can talk! You care more about a stupid girl's show than your girlfirend! You obsess constantly over a celebrity crush who isn't even that hot! You, good sir, are a *censored*!

9:39 Ethan Oka

  • Harold *stares at fight* Whoa.

9:39 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : Oh! I'm a *censored*! You can't even accept me for who I am! I like a TV show! So what!?

9:40 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra Cody, you can win this!

9:40 Ethan Oka

  • Harold *Passes Heather and Jose*

9:40 Chwiis

  • Heather There is a difference between liking and drooling over it! You are always watching it! It's as if you don't even like me anymore!
  • Cody Well then Sierra, PUT ME DOWN!

9:41 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra *picks up Cody* Sorry Codykins. *tosses him hoping he'll end up at the finish*

9:41 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : Well, if you weren't being such a *censored* to me! Maybe I would pay more attention to you!

9:41 Chwiis

  • Cody AAHHHH! *flies into a signpost*
  • Cody *lands on his kiwis* Eeek

9:42 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra O! M! G! CODY! *runs toward him*

9:42 Chwiis

  • Heather Well maybe I don't want your attention anymore!

9:42 Ethan Oka

  • Harold *passes 3/4 mark* Yes! Almost there!

9:43 Chwiis

  • Cody So... painful...

9:43 RiMiEg007

  • Zeke : *crosses finishline*

9:43 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : Oh really!? You can be such a *censored* sometimes! But now! YOU! YOU ARE THE DEVIL! *runs away*

9:43 DegrassiFTW27

  • Sierra *picks up cody and this time makes the finish*

9:43 Chwiis

  • Heather Great! Now we're miles behind!

9:44 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : *yells* IT'S YOU'RE FAULT

9:44 Ethan Oka

  • Harold *Sees Dublin and Crosses finish line*

9:45 Chwiis

  • Heather *makes the finish* We lost! Jose! You are so dead!

9:45 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : It't all you're fault! You stopped us and caused us to fall behind!

9:46 Chwiis

  • Heather Ahem! I stopped us? You were the one who wanted to have that stupid 'talk'!
  • Lightning Sha-CATFIGHT!

9:46 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : I wanted to talk! Not have an argument! And I wanted to run and tal at the same time!

9:47 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : *eating popcorn* Man this fight is awesome!

9:47 Chwiis

  • Heather Oh... just go jump off a cliff or something *pushes Jose into rotten potato patch*

9:48 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : Ohhhh! You did not just do that! *gets up and is about to slap Heather down*

9:48 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Whoa! Break it up you two!
  • Duncan : Dude! The fight was just getting to the good part!

9:49 Chwiis

  • Heather What ever! I was done talking anyway!

9:49 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : Go José!

9:49 Chwiis

  • Heather Hey!

9:49 Ethan Oka

  • Harold Even if you did fight heather there's a 52% chance you'd lose.

9:49 Chwiis

  • Heather Nobody asked your input anyway

9:49 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : *glares at Harold* 52% I'D lose?

9:50 Ethan Oka

  • Harold Yep.

9:50 Chwiis

  • Heather Don't argue with the facts sonny

9:50 AssyrianAsylum

  • José : At least Duncan's on my side!

9:50 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : Whoa! I never said that!
  • Duncan : I'm just rooting for José in the fight!
  • Chris : Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!
  • Chris : It's time for Team rehtaeH to go to elimination!

9:52 Chwiis

  • Heather *does neck slicing guesture at Jose*

9:52 RiMiEg007


9:52 Chwiis

(heather) *conf* I'm not worried, I think I have the numbers... bye bye honey!

9:52 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Welcome back Team Heather! I missed you!
  • Chris : Team Pythag kept the elimination benches warm for you!
  • Chris : Anyway! Time to vote someone off!
  • Chris : You all know what to do!
  • Chris : Ok! The votes have been counted!
  • Chris : The following are safe!
  • Chris : Cody!

9:56 Chwiis

(cody) *sighs*

9:56 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Sierra
  • Chris : Noah!
  • Chris : Lindsay!
  • Chris : José and Heather! You are LOW!

9:56 Chwiis

(heather) Hmph!

9:57 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : The final peanut bag goes to...

TDfan10 has arrived. So quit talking smack about him! 9:57 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : *waits 30 seconds*

9:57 AssyrianAsylum

(José) : Come on!

9:57 Chwiis

(heather) Just give me the bag already!

9:57 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : I'm trying to keep it suspenseful!
  • Chris : The audience loves that!

9:58 Chwiis

(heather) Well none of us do!

9:58 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : The one going home is...
  • Chris : José! Heather you are safe!

9:58 Chwiis

(Heather) HA!

9:58 AssyrianAsylum

(José) : WHAT?

9:59 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Sorry José! It was a 5/7 vote for you!

9:59 AssyrianAsylum

(José) : *just gimmie the parachute!

9:59 Mr.Duncan007

(chef) : *throws a parachute at José* Here Maggot!

10:00 Ethan Oka

(Harold) *conf* 52%

10:00 AssyrianAsylum

(José) : Well! *censored* you all!

10:00 Chwiis

(heather) Bye 'honey'!

10:00 AssyrianAsylum

(José) : *goes up to the window*

10:00 Chwiis

(cody) STOP!

10:01 AssyrianAsylum

(José) : *stops dead in his tracks*

10:01 Chwiis

(cody) *break out of Sierra's grasp* You know what! Today I realised something!

10:01 TDfan10

(izzy) comes hanging from the ceiling* Hmmm?

10:02 Chwiis

(cody) I don't have to do this! Sierra, I'm done! You hear that? DONE!

10:02 DegrassiFTW27

(sierra) But.... Cody!
(sierra) What do you mean?

10:02 Chwiis

(cody) I mean I quit! Bye bye! So long! Sayonara!

10:02 DegrassiFTW27

(sierra) What!? No!

10:03 Chwiis

(cody) *grabs the parachute from Jose and jumps out of plane*

10:03 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Well!
  • Chris : Looks like José is here to stay!

10:03 Chwiis

(heather) WHAT! Why!

10:03 AssyrianAsylum

(José) : Yes!

10:03 Chwiis

(heather) Surely you have a spare parachute for him!

10:04 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Nope!
  • Chris : José stays! Cody goes!
  • Chris : End of story!

10:04 Chwiis

(heather) *conf* Cody, if you are watching this, SCREW YOU!

10:04 AssyrianAsylum

(José) : *glares at Heather*
(José) : *Conf* Heather! You have pissed me off for the last time!

10:05 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Well! On that bombshell! It is time to end!
  • Chris : Join us next time, on another exciting episode of TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : WORLD TOUR!

10:05 DegrassiFTW27

(sierra) CODY!!!!

10:06 RiMiEg007


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