This is the transcript for Episode 11 of this roleplay's third season, Total Drama World Tour. Find the main article for it here!
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8:03 RiMiEg007
DO NOT TALK OR YOU WILL BE KICKED
: Last time on Total Drama World Tour!
: We went Ballin' in Berlin!- : and Team Pythag had some troubles, mostly because of Lightning!
- : Man I love Lightning! That guy know how to make me laugh!
- : Anyway! Team Pythag ran into our old friend The Policeman!
- : And let's just say I think they may have killed him!
- : In the end, Team Xtreme won!
Teamdarkfan4 has left the chat. 8:05 RiMiEg007
- : And Pythag lost... again!
Teamdarkfan4 has arrived. So quit talking smack about him! 8:06 RiMiEg007
- : and DJ was sent home!
- : See who will get kicked off the plane next! Right here! On TOTAL!
- : DRAMA!
- : WORLD TOUR!
8:08 DegrassiFTW27
- Good morning Cody!
8:08 AssyrianAsylum
- : *on a laptop watching What's Next for Sarah?* Wow! This show is awesome!
8:08 Jakerz69
- : I know right!
8:08 Chwiis
- *sleeptalking* No! No! NO! SIERRA!
8:09 DegrassiFTW27
- Awww, he's dreaming about me!
8:09 RiMiEg007
- : Hey Sierra! I think Cody is having a bad dream! Maybe you should kiss him to wake him up!
8:09 DegrassiFTW27
- Great idea! *kisses Cody*
8:09 Chwiis
- *wakes up and screams*
8:10 DegrassiFTW27
- I knew it would work!
8:10 Chwiis
- *looks at Sierra.png|75px]] m-m-m-mm-monster!
8:10 RiMiEg007
- : You can thank me now! *laughs*
8:10 Teamdarkfan4
- *Conf* Being in the bottom two twice now , I gotta step up my game
8:11 AssyrianAsylum
- : *laughs* Man! Jennette McCurdy's new show is AWESOME! I can't wait for more episodes to come out!
- : *facepalms*
8:12 Chwiis (heather0 Nice to know, but unfortunately nobody cares!
- Nice to know, but unfortunately nobody cares!
8:12 AssyrianAsylum
- : *Conf* Man! José and Jennette McCurdy! He really needs to get over that celebrity crush! Especially if he's dating Heather!
8:13 Chwiis oh god stop this 8:13 Teamdarkfan4 xD 8:13 Chwiis
- *overhears Al's confession*
8:13 AssyrianAsylum
- : *walks out of the confessional* Oh! Hello Heather!
8:14 Chwiis
- *conf* C-c-c-c-CRUSH! THE NERVE!
- Out the way! *pushes Al over and storms off to Jose
8:15 AssyrianAsylum
- : *closes his laptop* Man that was awesome!
8:16 Teamdarkfan4
- Ok team , lets try to win this next challenge
DegrassiFTW27 has left the chat. 8:16 Chwiis
- *picks up laptop and throws it out the window* Awesome huh! What's that sticking out of your pants!?
8:16 Ethan Oka
- We have to make Team Xtreme lose!
8:17 AssyrianAsylum
- : *takes out a pen* It's just a pen!
DegrassiFTW27 has arrived. So quit talking smack about him! 8:17 Chwiis
- *grabs pen and crushes it on the ground* A pen no more! *storms off*
8:17 Teamdarkfan4
- But how could we do it?
8:18 Chwiis
- Maybe if you sha-losers would stop slowing Lightning down!
8:18 DegrassiFTW27
- *overhears arguing from other side* Dang, I haven't heard that much yelling since my parents found out Explosivo blew up our house, but there was a perfectly good reason behind it, the exterminator was charging too much and those bugs kept going "buzz buzz, buzz"! Hehe...
8:18 AssyrianAsylum
- : *Conf* What is the matter with Heather! She's being a Total *censored*!
8:19 Chwiis
- *conf* What is the matter with Jose! He's being a total *censored*!
8:20 RiMiEg007
- : *nudges Ezekiel* Hey Zeke, looks like Heather and José are haveing difficulties!
8:20 DegrassiFTW27
- Cody, let's never end up like them *hugs Cody tight*
8:20 RiMiEg007
- : *laughs* Looks like it!
8:21 Chwiis
- *depressed sigh* Yes... let's...
8:21 DegrassiFTW27
- So much going on today, this is going to be the best blog I've ever done!
8:22 Jakerz69
- : Jose and Heather better not lose! Or else they re going home!
8:23 RiMiEg007
- : *on the loudspeaker* ATTENTION EVERYONE! REPORT TO THE CARGO BAY PRONTO! *laughs*
8:24 AssyrianAsylum
- : What Chris?
8:24 RiMiEg007
- : It's time for the challenge!
8:25 DegrassiFTW27
- So what are we doing this time? Is it going to involve explosives?
8:25 RiMiEg007
- : No Izzy!
8:25 Teamdarkfan4
- *Conf* Hopefully we can win this one
8:25 Chwiis
- Can't the challenge wait until Lightning's finished his weightlifting routine!
8:25 RiMiEg007
- : Sure Lightning!
8:26 Chwiis
- Sha-really?
8:26 RiMiEg007
- : Nope! Just kidding!
- : You'll get enough exercise during this challenge!
8:27 Chwiis
- We sha-better!
8:27 RiMiEg007
- : Anyway! Can anyone guess where we are right now?
8:28 Chwiis
- *Looks at Sierra* Hell?
8:28 RiMiEg007
- : Haha no Cody!
8:28 AssyrianAsylum
- : Morocco?
8:28 RiMiEg007
- : Nope!
8:29 DegrassiFTW27
- It's obviously Heaven! *kisses Cody again*
8:29 AssyrianAsylum
- : Latvia?
8:29 RiMiEg007
- : No and no!
8:29 Chwiis
- Ooh! How about the mall!
8:29 DegrassiFTW27
- Mexico?
8:29 Mr.Duncan007
- : I've always wanted to go to Ireland! Are we going there?
8:30 RiMiEg007
- : Yes! Gwen got it! You just won your team a head start!
8:30 Mr.Duncan007
- : Wow! Really?
8:30 Ethan Oka
- Probably not.
8:31 RiMiEg007
- : Yup! Team Xtreme now get a 3 minute head start!
8:31 Chwiis
- WHAT! Unfair much!
8:31 RiMiEg007
- : I like to mess with the other teams! It creates Drama!
- : I won't complain!
8:31 DegrassiFTW27
- Woo hoo, way to go Gwen!
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- : Thanks!
8:32 RiMiEg007
- : *pulls lever*
8:32 AssyrianAsylum
- : Should've saw that coming!
8:32 Chwiis
- *clings on the side* Dont make me go down with... her!
8:33 RiMiEg007
- : Chef!
8:33 DegrassiFTW27
- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- I'll protect you Cody!!
8:33 Mr.Duncan007
- : *kicks Cody's hands until he falls*
- : Maggot!
8:33 Chwiis
- *falls* PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
8:34 RiMiEg007
- : I love seeing people in pain!
8:34 Chwiis
- I know that all too well...
Teamdarkfan4 has arrived. So quit talking smack about him! 8:34 RiMiEg007
- : *clears throat* No teens were harmed in the making of this show!
8:34 Chwiis
- Sure, sure
8:34 RiMiEg007
- : However, a Vin was harmed! *hits Vin over the head with a baseball bat*
- *lands into Sierra's arms*
- *conf* Why does the universe hate me so...
Teamdarkfan4 has arrived. So quit talking smack about him! 8:45 RiMiEg007
- : *lands on Cody* Because you're a dweeb!
8:47 Chwiis
- *cries in pain*
8:46 Mr.Duncan007
- : So! Ireland huh! Where are we exactly?
8:46 RiMiEg007
- : The Wicklow Mountains National Park!
- : Where?
8:47 Chwiis
- Urgh! National parks! Aren't they the ones with... animals?
8:47 AssyrianAsylum
- : Oh I've been here before! I actually lost my- *clears throat* bottle cap here once! *whistles*
8:48 Chwiis
- *glares*
8:48 AssyrianAsylum
- : José! You should tell us about this "bottle cap"! *nudges José*
- : *looks at Heather* I'd rather not!
8:48 Chwiis
- *knees Jose in the balls* I know you can't feel that but I'm really pissed at you right now!
- Subject chenge! What are these sha-round gold things growing everywhere?
8:48 RiMiEg007
- : I don't know! Flowers?
8:49 Chwiis
- I think you'll find that those are potatoes my brah, and they go nice with a mean sausage!
- *conf* The culinary genius strikes again
8:49 ThatAwsomeGuy24
- : Oooh! I could go for a nice, big, juicy sausage right about now!
8:50 RiMiEg007
- : *laughs*
8:50 Jakerz69
- : Hey! I have a nice, big, juicy sausage!
8:50 ThatAwsomeGuy24
- : Ooo!! Yummy!
8:51 RiMiEg007
- : *rolls on the ground laughing*
8:51 DegrassiFTW27
- Noah's isn't enough to satisfy your appetite
8:52 Jakerz69
- : *glares at Izzy*
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- : Enough about sausages! It's time for challenge!
8:52 Chwiis
- Aww! I was about to say about how I have the best sausages in town!
- Ain't that right Bridge?
8:53 RiMiEg007
- : *continues to roll on the ground laughing*
8:53 AssyrianAsylum
- : Right Geoff! *smiles at Geoff*
- : ENOUGH!
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- : You kids are sick!
- : Anyway!
- : Duncan! Stop laughing!
- : *stops and stands up*
- : Now!
- : It's time to do the challenge!
- : By the way! My sausage is the biggest!
- : Anyway!
- : The challenge is...
- : You must all run from here to the city of Dublin!
- : I know racing challenges are overused! But suck it up! You need the exercise!
9:21 Ethan Oka
- Hey!
9:22 Chwiis
- True that! *trips Harold over*
9:22 RiMiEg007
- : Nice one Lightning!
9:23 Ethan Oka
- Oof!
9:23 DegrassiFTW27
- Running, alright! *runs*
9:24 RiMiEg007
- : Not so fast Izzy!
- : I didn't say go yet!
Chwiis has left the chat. Chwiis has arrived. So quit talking smack about him! 9:26 Chwiis
- Well hurry up and say go then!
9:26 RiMiEg007
- : Ok! Now GO!
- : *runs into the lead*
- : *runs with Gwen*
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3 MINUTES LATER
- That's 3 minutes! Let us go!
9:28 RiMiEg007
- : Not quite yet! *looks at his watch*
- : In 5...4...3...2...
- : Now go!
9:28 AssyrianAsylum
- : Nice! That was so like Freddie from iCarly when he counts down!
- : *runs*
9:28 Chwiis
- *pushes over Jose and runs on top of him*
9:28 AssyrianAsylum
- : WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
- : *gets up and runs*
9:28 Chwiis
- Try to keep up with Lightning!
9:28 Ethan Oka
- *running* I guess we know who Chris' favorite team is! Gosh!
9:30 DegrassiFTW27
- *picks up Cody and runs* You shouldn't tire yourself
9:30 Chwiis
- Uh no... I'm just fine thank you!
9:30 AssyrianAsylum
- : *runs with Heather* So cutey! Whatchya say you dump José and give me a shot!
9:31 Chwiis
- In yo dream Ale-crap-dro
- dreams
9:31 AssyrianAsylum
- : I'll win you over some day!
9:31 Ethan Oka
- *runs next to Jose* Hey! I need to have a serious Captain-to-Captain talk with you!
9:31 Chwiis
- Pfft *runs ahead*
9:31 AssyrianAsylum
- : Sure Harold! What is it?
9:32 RiMiEg007
- : *picks up Gwen* You shouldn't have to run!
9:32 Mr.Duncan007
- : Aww!
9:32 Chwiis
- *sees Cameron lagging behind* Sha-what is up with you scrawny guy!?
9:32 Ethan Oka
- We need to work together to eliminate team Xtreme!
9:32 Jakerz69
- : So...tired! *passes out*
9:33 AssyrianAsylum
- : Sounds like a plan!
9:33 Chwiis
- Sha-useless! *puts Cam on his shoulders and runs off*
9:34 RiMiEg007
- : Team Xtreme is halfway done! Teams Heather and Pythag just past the quarter mark!
9:34 DegrassiFTW27
- Come on! *runs faster*
9:34 Ethan Oka
- Is running to Dublin really a challenge?
9:34 Chwiis
- Sierra! You can put me down!
9:35 AssyrianAsylum
- : *catches up to Heather* What is the matter with you! You have been extremely cruel to me since Russia!
9:36 Chwiis
- I'm sorry, I don't talk to tards *runs away*
9:36 DegrassiFTW27
- You want to carry me? How sweet
9:36 RiMiEg007
- : *passes the 3/4 mark*
9:36 Ethan Oka
- Come on team! We can win this!
9:36 Chwiis
- Um no... that's not what I said!
9:36 DegrassiFTW27
- *gets on Cody* Let's go!
9:36 AssyrianAsylum
- : I'm your boyfriend! We have to talk!
- : *catches back up with Heather*
- : Heather! Stop being such a priss and talk to me!
9:38 RiMiEg007
- : *reaches Dublin*
- : *crosses the finish line*
- : And Team Xtreme wins once again! Nice going Duncan!
9:38 Ethan Oka
- Hey Lightning, you run ahead, we won't even get in your way!
9:38 Chwiis
- *stops in tracks* Fine! You wanna talk? We can talk! You care more about a stupid girl's show than your girlfirend! You obsess constantly over a celebrity crush who isn't even that hot! You, good sir, are a *censored*!
9:39 Ethan Oka
- *stares at fight* Whoa.
9:39 AssyrianAsylum
- : Oh! I'm a *censored*! You can't even accept me for who I am! I like a TV show! So what!?
9:40 DegrassiFTW27
- Cody, you can win this!
9:40 Ethan Oka
- *Passes Heather and Jose*
9:40 Chwiis
- There is a difference between liking and drooling over it! You are always watching it! It's as if you don't even like me anymore!
- Well then Sierra, PUT ME DOWN!
9:41 DegrassiFTW27
- *picks up Cody* Sorry Codykins. *tosses him hoping he'll end up at the finish*
9:41 AssyrianAsylum
- : Well, if you weren't being such a *censored* to me! Maybe I would pay more attention to you!
9:41 Chwiis
- AAHHHH! *flies into a signpost*
- *lands on his kiwis* Eeek
9:42 DegrassiFTW27
- O! M! G! CODY! *runs toward him*
9:42 Chwiis
- Well maybe I don't want your attention anymore!
9:42 Ethan Oka
- *passes 3/4 mark* Yes! Almost there!
9:43 Chwiis
- So... painful...
9:43 RiMiEg007
- : *crosses finishline*
9:43 AssyrianAsylum
- : Oh really!? You can be such a *censored* sometimes! But now! YOU! YOU ARE THE DEVIL! *runs away*
9:43 DegrassiFTW27
- *picks up cody and this time makes the finish*
9:43 Chwiis
- Great! Now we're miles behind!
9:44 AssyrianAsylum
- : *yells* IT'S YOU'RE FAULT
9:44 Ethan Oka
- *Sees Dublin and Crosses finish line*
9:45 Chwiis
- *makes the finish* We lost! Jose! You are so dead!
9:45 AssyrianAsylum
- : It't all you're fault! You stopped us and caused us to fall behind!
9:46 Chwiis
- Ahem! I stopped us? You were the one who wanted to have that stupid 'talk'!
- Sha-CATFIGHT!
9:46 AssyrianAsylum
- : I wanted to talk! Not have an argument! And I wanted to run and tal at the same time!
9:47 RiMiEg007
- : *eating popcorn* Man this fight is awesome!
9:47 Chwiis
- Oh... just go jump off a cliff or something *pushes Jose into rotten potato patch*
9:48 AssyrianAsylum
- : Ohhhh! You did not just do that! *gets up and is about to slap Heather down*
9:48 RiMiEg007
- : Whoa! Break it up you two!
- : Dude! The fight was just getting to the good part!
9:49 Chwiis
- What ever! I was done talking anyway!
9:49 RiMiEg007
- : Go José!
9:49 Chwiis
- Hey!
9:49 Ethan Oka
- Even if you did fight heather there's a 52% chance you'd lose.
9:49 Chwiis
- Nobody asked your input anyway
9:49 AssyrianAsylum
- : *glares at Harold* 52% I'D lose?
9:50 Ethan Oka
- Yep.
9:50 Chwiis
- Don't argue with the facts sonny
9:50 AssyrianAsylum
- : At least Duncan's on my side!
9:50 RiMiEg007
- : Whoa! I never said that!
- : I'm just rooting for José in the fight!
- : Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!
- : It's time for Team rehtaeH to go to elimination!
9:52 Chwiis
- *does neck slicing guesture at Jose*
9:52 RiMiEg007
9:52 Chwiis
(heather) *conf* I'm not worried, I think I have the numbers... bye bye honey!
9:52 RiMiEg007
- : Welcome back Team Heather! I missed you!
- : Team Pythag kept the elimination benches warm for you!
- : Anyway! Time to vote someone off!
- : You all know what to do!
- : Ok! The votes have been counted!
- : The following are safe!
- : Cody!
9:56 Chwiis
(cody) *sighs*
9:56 RiMiEg007
- : Sierra
- : Noah!
- : Lindsay!
- : José and Heather! You are LOW!
9:56 Chwiis
(heather) Hmph!
9:57 RiMiEg007
- : The final peanut bag goes to...
TDfan10 has arrived. So quit talking smack about him! 9:57 RiMiEg007
- : *waits 30 seconds*
9:57 AssyrianAsylum
(José) : Come on!
9:57 Chwiis
(heather) Just give me the bag already!
9:57 RiMiEg007
- : I'm trying to keep it suspenseful!
- : The audience loves that!
9:58 Chwiis
(heather) Well none of us do!
9:58 RiMiEg007
- : The one going home is...
- : José! Heather you are safe!
9:58 Chwiis
(Heather) HA!
9:58 AssyrianAsylum
(José) : WHAT?
9:59 RiMiEg007
- : Sorry José! It was a 5/7 vote for you!
9:59 AssyrianAsylum
(José) : *just gimmie the parachute!
9:59 Mr.Duncan007
(chef) : *throws a parachute at José* Here Maggot!
10:00 Ethan Oka
(Harold) *conf* 52%
10:00 AssyrianAsylum
(José) : Well! *censored* you all!
10:00 Chwiis
(heather) Bye 'honey'!
10:00 AssyrianAsylum
(José) : *goes up to the window*
10:00 Chwiis
(cody) STOP!
10:01 AssyrianAsylum
(José) : *stops dead in his tracks*
10:01 Chwiis
(cody) *break out of Sierra's grasp* You know what! Today I realised something!
10:01 TDfan10
(izzy) comes hanging from the ceiling* Hmmm?
10:02 Chwiis
(cody) I don't have to do this! Sierra, I'm done! You hear that? DONE!
10:02 DegrassiFTW27
(sierra) But.... Cody! (sierra) What do you mean?
10:02 Chwiis
(cody) I mean I quit! Bye bye! So long! Sayonara!
10:02 DegrassiFTW27
(sierra) What!? No!
10:03 Chwiis
(cody) *grabs the parachute from Jose and jumps out of plane*
10:03 RiMiEg007
- : Well!
- : Looks like José is here to stay!
10:03 Chwiis
(heather) WHAT! Why!
10:03 AssyrianAsylum
(José) : Yes!
10:03 Chwiis
(heather) Surely you have a spare parachute for him!
10:04 RiMiEg007
- : Nope!
- : José stays! Cody goes!
- : End of story!
10:04 Chwiis
(heather) *conf* Cody, if you are watching this, SCREW YOU!
10:04 AssyrianAsylum
(José) : *glares at Heather* (José) : *Conf* Heather! You have pissed me off for the last time!
10:05 RiMiEg007
- : Well! On that bombshell! It is time to end!
- : Join us next time, on another exciting episode of TOTAL!
- : DRAMA!
- : WORLD TOUR!
10:05 DegrassiFTW27
(sierra) CODY!!!!
10:06 RiMiEg007