This is the Transcript for Episode Four of this Roleplay's Total Drama Action. Find the main article for it here!
THIS EPISODE BEGINS
: *scary voice* Last time on Total Drama Action!
: We played cowboy!
: And Heather, who has a VERY obvious crush on Jose, played the damsel in distress!
: And 3 guesses on who saved Heather?
: If you guessed Jose, then you are right!
: Jose won his team immunity, and Harold was sent home!
: Also, Heather and Dakota switched teams!n So now Heather can get closer to her Spanish cripple!
: See who will ride the lamo-o-sine next, on this extra scary episode of TOTAL!
SCENE SWITCHES INTO CONFESSIONAL
*conf* Now I'm on the winning team and closer to my main ally, this should make my situation in the game a whole lot easier. However, the others here are so immature and severely grinding my gears! Yes he's hot but that doesnt mean I have a crush on Jose!... Uh... scratch that! Hey! stop recording! you better not be putting that to air!
: *Conf* Stardom , I am getting closer everyday
: *Conf* Ahhh Heather, she is beautiful! And she does have an obvious crush on me! I mean come on, she blushes every time someone says my name!
*conf* I am really starting to lose motivation. First of all Duncan beats me up and then that horrible 'kiss' from Gwen! I don't really want to be here anymore!
: So Heather, welcome to my team! And it looks like you'll be closer to you new boyfriend!
Uhh yer thanks Duncan I guess
: And her ex-boyfriend
: I didn't even do anything to you Heather!
you ignored me and wouldn't help me, and I see the way you look at Gwen sometimes
: I have no clue what your talking about! Me a Gwen are just friends!
I don't like you anymore, end of discussion home school!
: Yeah! My best friend wouldn't even think about messing around with my girlfriend! Shut up Heather!
: *nervous* Yeah, Thanks Duncan
Wow you guys have made me feel so welcome, thank you
: Your welcome!
: At least Heather isn't on my team anymore
: Yeah! I'm so glad she's finally gone!
: Welcome to the team Heather
she scared me
hmph at least someone is being polite! thank you izzy
: *Conf* I feel so bad about kissing Gwen! But I'm still attracted to her! I just hope Duncan doesn't find out!
: Hey where's Chris?!
yea! he likes to keep us waiting doesnt he?
: Seems like it
and where's jose? not that i care or anything
: In the guys cabin!
cutters, no matter what, we have to win today! we are falling behind
: Yeah! It's 7 to 9!
and your strongest player has joined the other team
: Don't flatter yourself!
: We must win this challenge
im not flattering, im just stating the obvious!
: I think this whole team is strong!
All you dern young people! Always fighting! Why don't you learn to get along! If we did this back in my day we would have been shot down by those *censored* Germans!
: Mike! Zoey's in trouble!
*gasps, turning back into mike*
WHAT? ZOEY! WHERE?
: False Alarm
Very funny, ya criminal Washbag.
: *Conf* Wow, Duncan did something nice for Mike! Wow
: *Conf* Well, that worked for like 2 whole seconds
: Where is Chris? It's been like 30 minutes!
do you think he's alright?
: Maybe he's getting his half fat extra foam latte from the magical pony land in the center of the Earth!
: *looks at Noah* What?
: What? A guy can't use his imagination anymore?
seriously guys, im getting worried about chris!
: *fling a plane*
: *lands the plane*
ow! you ran over my foot!
: I said incoming! Should have moved!
: Dude! About time!
*conf* just as i thought that Chris couldn't turn out to be even more of a jerk, there he goes!
: Yeah, where've you been?
: I had to rent this plane for the challenge! Hop aboard!
: *Gets on plane*
that doesn't look safe, where are the seatbelts?
: *Gets on plane*
: Of course there are seatbelts!
EVERYONE HOPS ONTO THE PLANE
: Ok, let's go!
: *starts the plane up*
SCENE SWITCHES TO CAMP WAWANAKWA
: Welcome back to Camp Wawanakwa!
: Aww man! This dump!
*sigh* i thought that i'd seen the last of this place!
: *sighs* I thought all of our challenges would be at the film lot!
*sigh* the memories
: I never said that!
: I LOVE THIS PLACE! So many memories!
: Ok, it's time for your challenge!
is there anything you don't like owen?
: Each team member will split up into groups of 2! You must navigate through the forest without being caught!
do we get to choose our groups
: Let me finish Cody!
: Also, Since both teams have an odd number of member, one group will have 3 people
: And to answer your question Cody, I choose the groups!
: More fun for me!
great! let me guess who im paired with!?
: Wait! Caught? Caught by who?
: Probably a killer
: An Escaped Psycho Killer with a Chainsaw and a Hook!
: Really Chris?
pffft yeah right. Do you expect me to believe that?
: Nah, it's Chef dressed up as an Escaped Psycho Killer with a Chainsaw and a Hook!
*shudders* *stutters* ess... caped... psycho....
i wasn't scared
: *dressed up as Escaped Psycho Killer with a Chainsaw and a Hook* Hello! FRESH MEAT!
: *covers his ears* Man that girl can scream!
*jumps* AH! I mean, hey Chef!
: Rules are simple, if Chef tags you, your out!
So who are the teams?
: Ok, time to pair you up!
: Duncan, Zeke, and Justin! You're group 1
: Izzy and Scott! You're group 2
: Ok :D
: Owen and Noah! You're group 3!
: Heather and Jose! You're group 4!
: Gwen and Cody! You're group 5!
*under breath* yes
: Alejandro and Lindsay, your group 6!
: Mike, B, and Dakota, your group 7!
: Stick with your groups!
: First ones to the finish line wins!
so what happens if one person in the pair gets tagged?
: Then you leave them behind and you are your own team
: Don't get any ideas Heather!
: *Conf* Of course Chris would pair me with Cody!
: All right! Let's roll!
*conf* normally i would be stoked to be paired with gwen. but ever since that 'incident' im not really feeling for her
lets go dakota!
: My good looks will win this for us!
: Ok! Go!
: *sighs* Come on Cody!
grabs jose's wheelchair and runs off*
*sighs* fine gwen
: Ready when you are Scott
: Let's go! Crazy Girl!
B you coming?
: Come on Owen!
: Yay! Let's go little buddy!
ok jose, if we lose, who goes next?
: I don't know! Maybe Izzy or Scott?
im thinking zeke, he is a threat
: Or he's your ex and you just want him gone
: Yeah, maybe Zeke! Imagine how Gwen would feel
yeah, gwen was all over him. it would leave her traumatised, again neutralising another threat!
so its decided, ezekiel?
: Heather, can I ask you something?
nice! maybe you arent a bad as i thought
: Do you really like me, or is that just a rumor?
pfft *cough* *cough* no!!! dont flatter yourself mister!
: *Conf* She so like me
: Ok, just wanted to know
anyway where is this finish line?
: Ok Cody, I think we should hide in the bushes for a little while!
oh hell no! im not making out with you again!
: Make out? No I didn't want to do that!
well why else would you invite me into the bushes?
: To hide while Chef picks off everyone else
: *Setting up trap for Chef*
dont worry you arent the first lady to fall for my masculine charms
: What is the matter? You haven't been hitting on me all week!
you know... that kiss, when you bit me, i just am not feeling it for you anymore
: You want to know a secret?
: You really kissed a squirrel!
WHAT!?? i need mouthwash! I NEED MOUTHWASH!
how could you gwen, i liked you
: Haven't you brushed your teeth since then?
yes but i can just imagine the squirrel germs just hanging around in my mouth!
: I'm sorry, it's just... I didn't want to kiss you because I'm going out with Duncan
didnt stop you kissing ezekiel!
: Ezekiel kissed me! And he is surprisingly a great kisser!
anyway i think the coast is clear, let's keep running
: Is there a way I can make it up to you... without kissing you!
can you tell duncan to stop picking on me? honestly he is such a jerk!
why do you like him?
: He's a nice guy on the inside! He just hides it from people like you and Harold
trust me he is no nice guy
woah, stop! i see chef!
: *tags Dakota*
: *follows Mike*
*gasps, turning into Mal*
*trips b* hehehehe
: *falls down a hill*
one by one, they will all fall
: Duncan! I have to tell you something! Promise you won't be mad?
: Depends on what you did!
: I kissed Gwen!
: Scott follow me
: *stops* What did you say? Cause I swear you just said you kissed my girlfriend!
: I did! And I feel really bad about it!
: I saw Chef so I tried to make a trap for him!
: I can't believe you would do this!
: If it means anything! I am REALLY sorry. And she told me that she loves you and that she won't kiss me again!
: It helps... a little!
: Come on guys! We gotta go before Chef gets us!
: Ok, come on!
look jose! the finish line! we're almost there!
: So Cody...
: Yes! I see it too!
: *tags Heather*
what? i didnt see you there!
: Nooooo! Heather!
keep rolling Jose!
: What should we talk about! You know, to pass the time?
: *stops* Oh no! I can't move!
uh... so what do you think you would do if duncan found out about the zeke thing?