: I feel great! I wish I was still there with Duncan and Gwen!
: Dude! You got cheated out of a million bucks! By Cody! And you feel great?
: Yeah well, I've gotten so many fan letters and fruit baskets and stuff that, it really doesn't bother me anymore!
: Wow! Talk about maturity!
: Well, Gwen's still in the game, so as long as she wins, I'll be as happy as a fat cat!
: Wow! That is awesome Zeke!
: Thank You! I'm sorry but I gotta run! I got some interviews with Jay Leno and Oprah Winfrey!
: Well, it was great having you!
: Yeah! See you later soldier!
: Up next we have Lindsay!
: *walks out on stage*
: Hey Lindsay!
: Hello Bridgette!
: How have you been since your elimination?
: I've been great! I've been rooting for Tyson ever since!
: Tyson huh? Well, it looks like he's ding pretty well!
Im right here Lindsay!
: *whispers to Bridgette* Uh, you realize Noah's real name is not Tyson right?
: It's easier to go along with it!
*facepalms*
: Oh hey Kyle! I didn't see you there!
I give up *sobs*
: What's wrong Kyle?
My name is not Kyle!
: Sure it is!
*storms out of aftermath studio*
: Well that was dramatic!
: I'll say!
: Anyway! It's time to interview out last guest! Say hello to Cody!
*Peanut Gallery Boos
*rolls out in wheelchair with bandages everywhere*
: Hey Cody!
*muffled voice* Hey Bridge, Hey Brick
: You don't look so good Soldier!
Wounded in battle! Those guys are evil I swear!
: Yeah! Those were so hilarious- I mean... that looked painful Soldier!
Hilarious? Are you serious!
: *slaps Brick* Yeah, it looked like you had a rough time!
Im so glad I quit
: What about Gwen?
It turns out she was just as bad as the others, I dont know what I was thinking!
: Well maybe you shouldn't have gotten Zeke eliminated! You two would still be friends!
: *slaps Brick* Don't listen to him!
I know I went about it the wrong way! Do you have to rub it in?
: Well, I think your heart was in the right place, but your actions were a bit... selfish! Anyway, I don't think you deserved to get the beatings you got in that Kung Fu challenge!
Thank you Bridgette!
: I think it's about time to show some hilarious footage of Cody's misfortunes! Roll the clips!
*starts to sob as the clip plays*
: *on the video* *gives Cody and atomic wedgie*
Ok I think Ive had enough of this now!
: That was the only clip we had?
: Well, I think it's time to end anyway! We'll see you next time! On TOTAL!