: I'm Bridgette, and welcome to the Aftermath show!
: I'm here with my co-host, Brick!
: For today's episode, we'll have a few interviews with the newest losers!
: Hey! That's Geoff your talking about!
: Sorry! But he's technically a loser! And kinda insane!
: *glares at Brick* Anyway! Time to start the show!
AFTERMATH THEME PLAYES
: Ok! Time to interview the losers! and Geoff!
: So say hello to Mal!
*walks on stage*
: Hey Mal!
: *backs away slowly*
: Nothing! Just saying Hey!
Oh *sarcastically* hey!
: So Mal! How's if feel to lose!
Not too bad... what I did to Heather was worth it
: Yeah! That was kinda creepy dude!
And I may have a few 'surprises' in stall for the finale
: Ok! That's nice to know! Let's move on to Geoff!
: *walks out on stage*
: Hey Bridge!
Whatever! I was done with you anyway!
: Hey Geoff! *kisses Geoff*
: Enough romance! We're interviewing here!
: Hey! This is my show! I'll kiss Bridgette whenever I want!
: So! Geoff! What was up with you in that Rock and Role challenge?
: I was upset about my fish dying! I just wasn't thinking straight! I assure you I'm back to my happy go party filled life style!
: That's good to hear!
: It would have been nice to win the money though! I would've thrown a MASSIVE PARTY!
: and Everyone was going to be invited!
: even Cody!
: and Vin!
: Sorry Cody! But your not really well liked anymore!
: Since when has Cody ever been well liked?
The fans still love me!
: You were saying?
Well... not those fans
: Face it dude! No one likes you anymore! And they'l hate you until you stop being a weird stalker guy who gets girl's boyfriends eliminated!
: It's not right dude! You had no right to get Zeke eliminated!
And you guys had no right to torture me!
: I never did that! That was all Duncan and Mal!
You didn't try to stop it!
: That's 'cause I lost all respect for you man!
Whatever! I don't care!
: Ok! Time to bring out Noah!
: *walks out onstage*
: Hey man! Good to see ya!
: You too Geoff!
: How's it feel to get beaten up and bested by Vin!
: Feels like crap! That guy had gone crazy!
: Well, we decided to bring Vin on so you can talk and hopefully make up!
*walks on stage*
Argh! Do I have to do this?
: Yeah man! Forgiveness is great for ratings!
Since when do you care about ratings?
: Since when Chris told me to make more ratings or I was fired!
I wish I could get fired!
: Come on! You have to have some kind of fun!
My life is a living misery
: Well! 10 more seasons till your contract expires!
: Yeah! I bet!
: Ok Noah and Vin! Time to forgive and forget!
*sarcastically* I'm sorry
: I... forgive... you!
Ok... We done here?
: *sneaks up behind Vin and pushes him off the stage*
: Aww man! That guy can not go one day without getting injured!
: Poor guy!
: *goes down and helps Vin up*
*gets up* Hehehe, thanks Bridgette *stares at lovingly*
: No problem!
: Ok! Time to bring out the one! the only! José!
: *walks out onstage*
: *holding a warm washcloth to Vin's bleeding nose* Hey José!
: Hello! Geoff! Bridgette! Brick! Vin!
: Man! That elimination was so intense! How'd you feel man?
: It was hard! I lost my chance at a million dollars, and I had to be separated from Heather!
: She must mean a lot to you huh?
: Well, why don't you two interview together huh?
: Ok! Sure!
: Let's bring out Heather!
*walks on stage, sits next to Jose*
: Hey my hermosa!
: Hey! What's wrong?
Oh nothing, just the teeny tiny fact I was robbed of a million dollars!
: *laughs* Yeah! You deserved that one!
: You could have killed Duncan dude!
: The world would be a better place without him anyway!
Hitting him with a hammer could have killed him also!
If it weren't for me, he may never have woken up!
Pfft! It would have been a good thing if he never woke up!
: Duncan's not all bad!
I beg to differ!
: I said not ALL bad! He has a sweet spot!
Yeah! But that guy's a jerk! I hope Gwen wins!
: Duncan and Gwen are both fierce soldiers! I don't know which one should win!
Even though I don't like the guy, I would hate for Gwen to win!
: My vote goes out to Duncan! He's my brother from another mother!
: The guy knows how to party!
But he thought your fish was stupid!
: Yeah, it kinda was! All that he ever did was swim and eat!
: Ok! Now it's time to play a game!
: It's time to win the final 2 some advantages!
: Sounds fun!
Ok! Who wants to represent for Duncan?
: Who want's to represent Gwen?
: Now to play a little game I like to call "Die Hard with a Riddle"
: This pays homage to the Princess challenge from TDA
: The first riddle is... "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Well, in his later years, Einstein was making a device that...
: Ugh! Bored!
Uh... a towel! Like.. duh!
: Great! 1 point for Team Duncan!
: The next riddle is... "What goes around the world but stays in a corner?"
The earth is a sphere, it has no corners!
But your logistics are just wrong!
: I said Heather!
Maybe... a stamp?
: Team Duncan has 2, Team Gwen has zip!
: The next riddle is... As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives Every wife had seven sacks Every sack had seven cats Every cat had seven kittens Kittens, cats, sacks, wives How many were going to St Ives?
Wait I didn't get all that!
Can you repeat it?
: Not a chance!
I saw it on Die Hard with a Vengeance!
Well how would I know! Do I look like a movie geek?
: Team Duncan has 2, Team Gwen has 1!
: The next riddle is... "Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?"
I was always good at biology!
: Team Duncan has 2, Team Gwen has 2! We're tied!
: The next riddle is... "What walks on four legs in the morning, two at mid-day, and three in the evening?"
Well, the Indonesian walking spider has specifically evolved so that...
: Ugh! Heather!
: It's technically a human, but I'll take person!
WHAT! Do you guys know anything about biology!!?
: I've have enough of you man! *pulls a lever*
*trapdoor activates underneath* *falls through trapdoor* Ahhhhhhhh!
*trips* *falls through trapdoor*
: And with that! Team Duncan wins!
Yess! You're going down Gwen!
: Let's see what he gets!
: Vin! Show us what- Hey! Where's Vin?
: *throws a rope ladder down the trap door* Here!
*giggles* Thanks... Bridgette
: No problem!
*climbs up ladder*
: Anyways! Duncan won a wheelbarrow!
: And Gwen got nadda!
What! Is that all? How is a stupid wheelbarrow going to help?!
: It'll make more sense when they do the challenge!