This is the Transcript for Episode Seven of this Roleplay's Total Drama Action. Find the main article for it here!
THIS EPISODE BEGINS
: Last Time on Total Drama Action!
: The two teams got their nerd on and had a battle of the Trolls!- : José “miraculously” was able to walk, after being confined to a wheelchair for so long!
- : And Duncan was ganged up on, which almost got him the boot!
- : The Screaming Cutters won, and The Killer Greensman went to their second Gilded Chris Award’s Ceremony!
- : Owen was voted out, probably because he was just useless in challenges!
- : Unlucky number 13 contestants remain! And this episode, we will bring the PAIN!
- : So find out which contestant goes home next, on TOTAL!
- : DRAMA!
- : ACTION!
- *conf* I'm not sure if I can trust Jose anymore after he obviously faked the wheelchair thing... I'll be keeping a very close eye on him
- I feel great! Different... but great!
- wooohoo! Cutters are on a roll!
- : *Conf* Heather obviously doesn't trust me anymore, which could be problematic!
- hey I just realised that the name 'cutters' sounds a bit... emo
- well gwen is suited perfectly to that team then!
- : Shut Up Heather!
- *smirks*
- yea! go away traitor!
- what's wrong with emo? *Picks up Cody by the shirt* Got a problem with it?
- : *Conf* Can't wait to see the next destructive challenge :D
- uh no... wow sorry mike
- are you ok man?
- *drops Cody* *Voices gets a bit lower* Yeah hehe sorry
- : Yeah, You seem different!
- *looks at mike with eyebrows raised*
- *lower voice* I'm sure it's nothing.
- : *Conf* Mike is acting strange again! I must find out what he's up to!
- ummm... ok then *walks away*
- *CONF* What just happened. I acted all weird and my voice got lower. I thought this only happened once!
- : Soo! What's today's dumpy challenge gonna be?
- *conf* I thought me and Mike we're becoming friends... I guess I was wrong, what a strange fella!
- : Hey Heather!
- Be honest Jose, were you faking the whole wheelchair thing?
- : No! Of course not!
- Hey Gwen! Can I talk to you for a minute?
- : *Conf* Of course I have!
- : Uhh, Ok Mike
- you can cut the crap, I'm not as stupid as the others you know
- : I never said you were stupid!
- Ok, I know It's just the beginning of the game, but How about we form an alliance?
- we'll you're acting like I am!
- : Ok, sure Mike
- : Well, then I apologize!
- : *looks at José* Hmmmm
- so you admit it?
- : Admit to what?
- : *Conf* José has never apologized to anyone in his LIFE! What is he up to?
- you could walk the whole time!
- *yawns* I wonder when the challenge is gonna start?
- : No, I couldn't until the last challenge!
- ugh!
- *conf* How am I supposed to have an alliance with Jose if I can't trust a word he says!
- : Hello Cast!
- Hey Chris
- Finally! What took you so long?
- : :D
- : I tell ya! The traffic sucks in Toronto!
- oh how I miss the city
- No you don't, or you wouldn't
- : Let me get this straight, We've been living in this dump, and you've been living in the city?
- typical!
- : Yup! Pretty much!
- : Ugh! Of course!
- so what s the challenge today?
- : It'll be fun! I know Duncan will love it! *evil laugh*
- : Does that mean it'll be a Khaki Barn commercial?
- : Uhh, no Lindsay!
- *laughs*
- : It's Prison movie day!
- : *facepalms*
- No. *eyes widen* NONONONONONO!
- : Prison , Sounds Dangerous :D
- *conf* geez, there really is something weird about mike!
- : *Conf* Of course I'm typecast as the criminal... Which is totally what I'm going for! Pish!
- *conf* I can't go back! not ever again... *shivers* So cold
- : So, if you'll kindly let Chef handcuff you, throw you in the back of the police cars, and we'll go to PRISON!
- : Heh Heh HA HA heh heh!
- take me, not gwen!
- : There is no way I'm getting handcuffed!
- : *throws a tear gas bomb at the contestants* Take'em Chef!
- *cough* *cough* *passes out*
- *passes out*
- : *handcuffs the contestants*
- : *coughs* Ugh!
- : *Coughs*
- : *wearing a gas mask*
- : *runs away*
- : Where did he get a gas mask?
- : *shrugs*
- : Well what are you waiting for? After him!
- do i have to?
- : *chases B with a stun gun*
- : No Vin, you get to clip my toenails!
- hey chef! pass the gun here! ive got a use for it.
- *conf* No way am I going back to jail. SET OR NOT! i'll just stay here.
- : *hides in a bush*
- : *finds Mike* Hello Maggot!
- : This looks like prison right now
- : *stuns Mike and handcuffs him*
- Chef No! Pleeeease! *claws at ground*
- *falls asleep*
- *awakens* wha? whats going on?
- : Ugh! Can we get this over with?
- : *takes Mike to the Police cars*
- : *awakens* Those handcuffs look good on you Heather!
- oh behave!
- : *finds B and stuns him* Your comin' with me, Maggot! *handcuffs him*
- *sleeptalking* Ay Yo! you guys dont understand the gravity of this situation!*
- Svetlana understands gravity perfectly!
- That's not what he meant you dolt!
- are we going to get on with this challenge or what?
- : Ok! Let's lock them up Chef!
- woah! nice prison set!
- : Hello Prisoners! I am the Warden! And you are my property now! You-
- *sleeptalking* No!
- : MAGGOTS!
- *wakes up* HUZZAHWHA?
- *steps away from mike*
- : Today's challenge, is to make your way out of your cells, get to the courtyard, regroup with your team, and escape!
- do you mean that we'll be in those uggh... old, dusty cells?
- : Sounds easy enough! I've done that plenty of times...
- : Seems good enough
- No! I can't be locked up! *eyes get crazy* I DIDNT DO IT! He did! They told me tooooo..
- : But! You'll have to get past your guards!
- : Vin! Arnold!
- *sarcasticly* yay!
- *cracks knuckles intimadatingly
- : So... Excited?
- : Very excited
- you like every challenge izzy!
- : I'm ready! Hey this is prison, and you know what happens in prison, right Heather?
- : Keep it clean José!
- I dread to think, creep
- : Ok! Time to lock up!
- : *locks the contestants in their cells*
- : Good luck!
- jose, i know a way to escape
- : Ok, how?
- *guards greensman cell*
- *guards cutters cell*
- ill do my... uh... thing, and while im doing it you take vin's keys
- : Well, I think I'll catch some Z's until someone comes up with a plan!
- : What thing is that Heather?
s
- watch and learn
- *walks up to vin* oh vin!
- what?
- *kisses vin through the bars*
- : *jaw drops*
- : *takes Vin's keys*
- *kicks vin's nuts* GO GO GO!
- *dazed* what just happened?
- : *unlocks the Greensman's cell*
- : Great! So, how are we gonna escape?
- everyone out!
- wake up duncan!
- : *Gets out cell*
- : *wakes up and runs*
- dont you try anything like that on me cutters!
- : *runs out*
- so what do you think jose?
- : *runs out of the cell*
- : It was... a good... idea *face twitches*
- why thank you
- : So, what now?
- : Lets run while we can
- yer! what exactly do we do now Chris?
- : I'll hotwire that police truck! Hop in!
- ok
- *gets in truck*
- : *Gets in Truck*
- great! they are way ahead! what are we going to do cutters!
- : *gets in Police truck* Ok so I just do this and *hotwires the truck* There! Let's roll!
- *glares at cody*
- : *get's in the truck
- : *gets in the truck*
- : *get's in the truck*
- got any ideas gwen?
- : Come here Arnold! *kisses Arnold*
- *pushes away gwen*
- : Well that worked!
- do you think i was born yesterday!
- : You were born yesterday! You look old for one day old!
- keep quiet prisoner!
- do you think you can drive through that wall duncan?
- : Anyone got a good plan B?
- : *throws a rock and distracts Arnold*
- : *takes Arnold's keys*
- oooh, shiny!
- hey!
- : *kicks Arnold in the face*
- : RUN!
- he, he mummy, my train went swimming in the piano!
- *passes out*
- duncan, do you think that this truck could drive through that wall?
- : ONE WAY TO FIND OUT *slams on the gas peddle*
- ahhhh!
- : *drives the truck through the wall*
- nice
- : I love when Gwen asked for a plan BB stepped up and lead us to escape!
- : *watching the Screaming Cutters escape on the CCTV*
- : *smirks*
- so who goes next jose?
- : Your asking this now? We're winning!
- well you know, we could convince the people from the other team to vote for a certain player
- : *drives back to the Film Lot*
- and there's always *whispers* sabotage!
- : Ahh! *whispers in Heather's ear* Let's sabotage Al! He's the reason I was in wheelchair for so long!
- : Ok! We're here!
- sure, sure. But yes I don't trust him
- EVERYONE OUT!
- : And the Killer Greensman WIN!
- : *Gets out care*
- *gets out of truck*
- : Yeah!
- WOOOHOOO!
- : Yes!
- oh man! just as we had escaped!
- : *smirks* I knew we would in!
- : Now lets escape once and for all
- : *stuns Izzy*
- *whispers* ok jose, how are we going to sabotage Alejandro?
- : Ok, so once the Screaming Cutters find their way back here, they have to vote someone off!
- : *whispers to Heather* Follow me, I'll show you!
- *follows jose*
- : *takes Heather to the Confessional*
- what are we doing in here?
- *Runs towards Chris yelling* FREEDOM!
- : Ok, look at this footage. When people vote, it goes to that machine! Chris hen takes the printed paper and reads the votes. All we have to do is switch the votes out for Al!
- too easy! wow knowing this we can control the game!
- : Totally! You think what I'm thinking?
- i think i am *laughs evily*
- : I think we're here!
- wow they smashed us, does this mean we are voting someone off?
- : I can't feel my legs! Ugh!
- *groggily* Oh, my head hurts.
- : Yes! Yes it does Cody!
- dang it!
- : Welcome back Cutters!
- It's good to be back *sighs*
- :(
- : You've been here enough times, so you know what to do!
- no need to rub it in chris!
- : Ok! Tie to vote!
- *casts vote*
- *switches votes with jose*
- *casts vote*
- : *switches out the votes*
- : *takes the votes paper* Alright!
- *smiles at jose*
- : The following are safe!
- : B!
- : Gwen!
- : Cody!
- : Cody!
- : Mike and Al! You are LOW!
- nice! im doubley safe
- wha-What?
- : The final Gold Chris goes to...
- : Mike! Sorry Al! Your out!
- What!
- *catches Gilded Chris* Yes!
- : *Conf* YES YES YES! Revenge at last!
- You guys have made a big mistake!
- I didn't vote for you...
- hey! i didnt vote for him, and I didnt see anyone else vote for him too!
- : Me neither!
- : *shrugs*
- *says to himself* Jose!
- whatever, im glad to be gone anyway!
- *gets in lameosine*
- : Impossible AL! The votes are untemperable!
- ADIOS!
- *conf* on Spaniard down, one to go
- : Well, that was fun! Join us next time! On TOTAL!
- : DRAMA!
- : ACTION!