This is the transcript page for the first episode of Total Drama: All-Stars, the fifth season of the series.
- Main article: The Good, The Bad, and The All-Stars
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5:01 RiMiEg007
DO NOT TALK OR YOU WILL BE KICKED
Welcome to the Total Drama: The Roleplay Wiki chat! Enjoy your stay! 5:01 RiMiEg007
: Once again, we're BACK at Camp Wawanakwa... for an all new season!
: And this time, it's all Fan-Favorites... and Vin!- : Mike was supposed to compete this season, but on the count of his injuries, his doctors wouldn't let him compete
- : However, we're bringing him on as an intern!
5:03 TheWalkingKen
- Hey guys! Glad to at least be here!
5:03 RiMiEg007
- : Yeah
- : Anyway, it's an All-Star cast, competing for an All-Star sum of $1 Million!
- : And here they are now!
5:04 AssyrianAsylum
- : *pilots helicopter of contestants*
5:04 RiMiEg007
- : Say hello to...
- : Duncan!
- : Sup!
- : Ezekiel!
- : Yo!
- : Scott!
5:04 AssyrianAsylum
- : I'm here to win!
5:04 RiMiEg007
- : Dawn!
5:05 Cody 2015
- : "Hello guys!"
5:05 RiMiEg007
- : Vin!
5:05 AssyrianAsylum
- : *sighs*
5:05 Cody 2015
- Yay, Vin is here!
5:05 RiMiEg007
- : José!
- : Hola!
- : Alejandro!
5:05 AssyrianAsylum
- : *groans*
5:05 RiMiEg007
- : Cody!
5:06 Jakerz69
- : Hello ladies! *glances at Dawn*
5:06 RiMiEg007
- : Tyler!
5:06 Zs TylerFan2k16
- : WOO HOO! EXTREME!
5:06 RiMiEg007
- : Heather!
5:06 Zs TylerFan2k16
- : *to José and Alejandro* Pfft move over chumps!
5:06 RiMiEg007
- : Noah!
5:07 AssyrianAsylum
- : *sarcastic* Yay!
5:07 RiMiEg007
- : Lindsay!
5:07 TheWalkingKen
- Yay! I'm a star! *kisses Noah*
5:07 RiMiEg007
- : Zoey!
5:07 DuskGirlGwen
- : HEY!!!
5:07 RiMiEg007
- : Gwen!
5:08 DuskGirlGwen
- : Hey guys! *kisses Zeke*
5:08 RiMiEg007
- : Trent!
5:08 Jakerz69
- : Hey... wassup!
5:08 RiMiEg007
- : Izzy!
5:09 TheWalkingKen
- *tries jumping out of helicopter* BONZAI!!
5:09 RiMiEg007
- : Brick!
5:09 Chelyca
- Corporal Brick reporting for duty.
5:09 RiMiEg007
- : Jo!
5:09 BlooKaboom
- Can we hurry up with the introductions McLean? I don't want to be here longer than I have to!
5:09 RiMiEg007
- : *glares at Jo*
- : Lightning!
5:10 BlooKaboom
- Lightning is SHA-BACK baby!
5:10 RiMiEg007
- : and last, bust certainly not least... Geoff!
5:11 Jakerz69
- : WOO HOO! YEAH!
- : PARTY ON!
5:11 AssyrianAsylum
- : *lands helicopter*
5:11 RiMiEg007
- : Welcome back to the island!
- : This dumpy place needs to be demolished!
5:12 Cody 2015
- : "Yay, so glad to be on another season!"
5:12 AssyrianAsylum
- : *evil smile* Yeah... so nice to be back
5:12 Chelyca
- Time to make plans for survival.
5:12 AssyrianAsylum
- : Survival for what? *sarcastic* The Zombie Apocalypse?
5:12 Chelyca
- You never know!
5:12 AssyrianAsylum
- : *to Chris* Please don't put me on a team with him! *points at Brick*
5:12 BlooKaboom
- Just as crappy as I remember! At least there are some good things here...*glances at Brick*
5:13 Cody 2015
- : "Hopefully Scott won't be mean this time and maybe I can have a chance of winning this"
5:13 AssyrianAsylum
- : *trips Dawn*
- : Not a chance Moonchild *laughs*
5:13 Cody 2015
- : *glares at Scott*
5:13 Chelyca
- *starts making strategic sketches in the dirt*
5:14 RiMiEg007
- : *Conf* I really hope I'm not on a team with Snow White! That chick is more annoying than... Harold and Cody combined!
5:14 TheWalkingKen
- *pops up from under sand* Hi Brick! Making some drawings? That's fun!
5:14 Chelyca
- Yes, and you might be the only one who can actually understand them.
5:15 Jakerz69
- : Hey Chris, what are the team arrangements?
5:15 RiMiEg007
- : Thanks for asking Trent!
- : It's Heroes vs. Villains!
- : Sounds more like my speed!
5:15 Cody 2015
- : "Hero! I'm a hero, right?"
5:16 RiMiEg007
- : Dawn... shut up!
- : I'm getting to it!
5:16 Cody 2015
- : "You better not make Vin a villain!"
5:16 TheWalkingKen
- Dawn. Chris is talking. Be quiet.
5:16 AssyrianAsylum
- : *Conf* If I'm on a team with Dawn, I'm gonna throw myself off a cliff!
5:16 RiMiEg007
- : THANK YOU MIKE!
- : As I was saying!
- : Heroes vs. Villains!
- : The Heroes team will consist of...
- : Brick! Dawn! Ezekiel! Geoff! Izzy! Lindsay! Trent! Tyler! Vin! and Zoey!
- : The Villains team will consist of...
- : Alejandro! Cody! Duncan! Gwen! Heather! Jo! José! Lightning! Noah! and Scott!
5:19 AssyrianAsylum
- : Why the heck am I a villain!?
5:19 TheWalkingKen
- Yeah! Tyson isn't a villain!
5:19 Cody 2015
- : "I'm surprised Vin isn't on the villains team!"
- : "He beat up Chris last season"
5:20 AssyrianAsylum
- : *Conf* Being on the Heroes team will be the perfect cover... *evil maniacal laugh*
5:20 RiMiEg007
- : Don't remind me Dawn!
- : Vin is a hero because... well... the fans seem to think that...
5:21 RiMiEg007
- : *Conf* Dawn is on my team *facepalms* This is gonna be a LONG season!
5:21 Chelyca
- Now I fill in the variables and put my plans into action!
5:21 TheWalkingKen
- : Vin's too cuddly to be a villain! Could you ever imagine that? There's no way he'd be a good villain!
5:22 AssyrianAsylum
- : *glares at Izzy* Thanks Izzy...
5:22 RiMiEg007
- : Stop with all the yapping!
- : It's time for the challenge
5:23 AssyrianAsylum
- : Like we're in the mood for your torture already
5:24 TheWalkingKen
- Oh, c'mon Van! Maybe it'll be fun!
5:23 Chelyca
- *conf* It is time for us to win this thing and put the villains back where they belong!
5:24 DuskGirlGwen
- : Um Chris... How am I a villain?
5:24 RiMiEg007
- : You cheated on Duncan with Zeke!
5:24 DuskGirlGwen
- : WHAT!? Then why isn't Zeke a villain too?
5:24 RiMiEg007
- : Cause the fans dubbed him a hero!
- : *Conf* Thanks Fans!
5:24 Cody 2015
- : "Wait, can we name our teams first?"
5:24 RiMiEg007
- : Oh right!
- : Heroes team will be known as...
5:25 AssyrianAsylum
- : Umm... Do-Gooding Dolphins?
5:25 RiMiEg007
- : Nice!
5:25 Cody 2015
- : "Yay, I like dolphins"
5:26 Chelyca
- The dolphin, speedy and intelligent.
5:26 RiMiEg007
- : The Villains team will be known as...
5:26 Zs TylerFan2k16
- : *shrugs* Sinister Serpents
- : Nice!
5:27 RiMiEg007
- : The Do-Gooding Dolphins and the Sinister Serpents!
- : Alright!
5:27 Jakerz69
- : I'M A DOLPHIN! WOO HOO!
5:28 AssyrianAsylum
- : *Conf* I'm on a team of idiots! *facepalms*
5:28 BlooKaboom
- : LET'S SHA- DO THIS!
- : *rolls eyes*
5:28 AssyrianAsylum
- : *kisses Dawn* Yeah
5:29 BlooKaboom
- : *conf* Not being on the same team as Brick, one of the few tolerable people here, is one thing, but being on the same team as Lightning? Someone kill me!
5:29 TheWalkingKen
- *Conf* Aww... Van and Dome are sooo cute together! Maybe they'll be like me and Tyson!
5:29 AssyrianAsylum
- : *Conf* Yeah... I'm pretty sure this season is gonna bite!
5:29 RiMiEg007
- : It's time for the challenge!
- : Ok victims... err... I mean contestants!
5:31 Zs TylerFan2k16
- : *gulps*
5:31 RiMiEg007
- : Your challenge
- : Is to jump off the cliff, into the lake
- : In the lake, you will find A LOT of different shapes and sizes of keys
- : Pick one and swim to shore
- : Once on the shore, there will be a team member with a grocery cart
- : Hop in the cart and get to camp
- : You must then use the key to try to unlock the doors to the Nice Cabin
- : If your key doesn't work, then you have to come back here, and pick another teammate to get a key
- : Sooo... excited?
5:34 Cody 2015
- : *looks down and gulps* "Nope..."
5:34 Zs TylerFan2k16
- : Not exactly!
5:34 BlooKaboom
- : *sarcastically* Yeah! I looove jumping off cliffs!
5:34 AssyrianAsylum
- : You're all a bunch of babies!
5:34 TheWalkingKen
- BONZAAAAAAAI! *Jumps off cliff*
5:34 Cody 2015
- : "Izzy wait! NO!"
5:34 AssyrianAsylum
- : Welp...
- : Guess Izzy is first on our team *chuckles*
- : *Conf* Izzy is one of the more amusing idiots on my team!
5:35 BlooKaboom
- : Wait, do we go? I'm not losing to that psycho hose beast! *jumps off*
5:35 Chelyca
- What is the order for the rest of us?
5:35 RiMiEg007
- : Well, it's Izzy vs. Jo right now
- : Whoever they pick if their keys don't work
5:35 BlooKaboom
- *lands in the water and starts swimming*
5:35 RiMiEg007
- : Who is pushing the grocery carts?
5:36 AssyrianAsylum
- : I'll do it
- : *Conf* Call me a wimp, but I can do without jumping off that cliff! So just pushing the cart for the challenge is heaven for me!
5:36 RiMiEg007
- : Noah for the Villains
5:36 TheWalkingKen
- Good Luck Tyson!
5:36 RiMiEg007
- : Heroes?
5:36 Cody 2015
- : "Me?"
- : "Sure, I'll go"
5:36 RiMiEg007
- : Dawn for the Heroes!
5:36 Cody 2015
- : "I hate swimming anyway"
5:36 RiMiEg007
- : Get down to shore!
5:36 Chelyca
- Good luck, Dawn.
5:36 BlooKaboom
- : *grabs a small key and swims to shore*
5:36 TheWalkingKen
- *grabs a key and surfaces* I got one! Let's go guys! *starts swimming to shore*
5:36 Cody 2015
- : *goes down mountain and chooses cart*
5:36 AssyrianAsylum
- : *goes down mountain and chooses cart*
5:37 BlooKaboom
- : *hops in cart* Let's go scrawny!
5:37 AssyrianAsylum
- : *pushes Jo*
5:37 Cody 2015
- : *pushes cart*
5:37 TheWalkingKen
- *gets in cart* To victory! Giddy up!
5:37 Cody 2015
- : "Wheee!" *pushes super fast* "You like that Izzy?"
5:37 AssyrianAsylum
- : *gets to camp* GO JO!
5:38 TheWalkingKen
- *Laughs* Haha! WOO!
5:38 Cody 2015
- : *conf* I am sad that I left Vin behind, but no way I'm jumping off that dreaded cliff! People can get seriously injured doing that...
- : *gets to camp* "Here we are!"
5:38 BlooKaboom
- : *tries key* No go, it's a dud!
- : *hops back in cart* ONWARDS!
5:39 AssyrianAsylum
- : Crap! *pushes Jo back to shore*
5:38 Cody 2015
- : "Does the key work, Izz?
5:39 TheWalkingKen
- *tests key* Nope! *dives in cart* LET'S GO! MUSH!
5:39 Cody 2015
- : "Fine then, back we go!"
5:39 RiMiEg007
- : Jo's key doesn't work! Who's up next for the villains? Jo?
5:39 Cody 2015
- : *gets back to mountain* "Okay, who's next?"
5:39 BlooKaboom
- : *looks at teammates* How about Duncan?
5:39 RiMiEg007
- : *shrugs* I thought you'd never ask *smiles*
5:40 RiMiEg007
- : *jumps off cliff*
5:40 TheWalkingKen
- Oooh! Vin! Vin!
5:40 AssyrianAsylum
- : Easy peasy! *jumps off cliff*
5:40 Cody 2015
- : "Yay, here comes Vin"
5:40 RiMiEg007
- : *lands in water and grabs a key*
5:40 Cody 2015
- : *gets cart ready* "GO Vin"
5:40 RiMiEg007
- : *swims to shore*
5:41 AssyrianAsylum
- : *lands in water*
5:41 Cody 2015
- : "Vin, hurry up Duncan is the lead"
5:41 AssyrianAsylum
- : *annoyed look* I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN WOMAN! *goes under water*
- : *grabs a key*
- : *swims to shore*
5:41 RiMiEg007
- : *hops in cart* Let's roll!
5:41 AssyrianAsylum
- : *starts pushing*
5:41 AssyrianAsylum
- : *hops in cart*
5:41 Cody 2015
- : "So, you glad we on the same team, Vin?"
5:41 AssyrianAsylum
- : Shut up and push! We're behind!
5:41 Cody 2015
- : "Okay, off we go!" *pushes cart*
5:42 RiMiEg007
- : Faster Noah! They're gaining on us!
5:42 Cody 2015
- : "I'm just saying we make a good team"
5:42 AssyrianAsylum
- : *pushes harder*
5:42 Cody 2015
- : *passes Duncan* "Too bad, I'm faster"
- : *gets to camp* "Here Vin, go open that door :D"
5:43 AssyrianAsylum
- : *gets to camp*
5:43 AssyrianAsylum
- : *uses key on door* Crap, doesn't work!
- : Go figure!
5:43 Cody 2015
- : "Fine then let's go back"
5:43 AssyrianAsylum
- : *hops back in cart
5:44 Cody 2015
- : *pushes cart back* "I love you Vin"
5:44 AssyrianAsylum
- : *annoyed look* Look... I love you too... but could you PLEASE FOCUS on the challenge and not me!?
5:44 RiMiEg007
- : *uses key* Dumb key doesn't work! Let's go Noah! *hops in cart*
5:45 Cody 2015
- : *gets back to mountain* "Okay, who's next...?"
5:44 AssyrianAsylum
- : Uhh... Go Brick... I guess
5:45 Chelyca
- Here I go! *jumps in the water*
5:45 AssyrianAsylum
- : *pushes cart back to the cliff*
5:45 RiMiEg007
- : My key was a dud!
5:45 BlooKaboom
- : Way to go, Dudcan! You picked the wrong one!
5:45 RiMiEg007
- : Nice pun
5:45 BlooKaboom
- : *Conf* FINALLY! Somebody who appreciates my killer puns!
5:45 Cody 2015
- : "Yay, go Brick!"
5:45 Zs TylerFan2k16
- : I'll go!
5:45 RiMiEg007
- : Fine by me! Go Heather!
5:45 Chelyca
- *searches among the keys* Oh, this one looks interesting. *swimes to shore*
5:45 Zs TylerFan2k16
- : *jumps off cliff*
5:45 Cody 2015
- : "Cool, hop on... let's go!"
5:45 Chelyca
- *climbs in cart* Go, Dawn!
5:45 Zs TylerFan2k16
- : *lands in water and grabs key*
5:45 Cody 2015
- : *pushes away*
- : "We're in the lead!"
5:46 Zs TylerFan2k16
- : *swims to shore and hops in cart* COME ON NOAH! MOVE THOSE SCAWNY LEGS!
5:46 AssyrianAsylum
- : *pushes cart*
5:46 Cody 2015
- : *gets to camp* "Open!"
5:46 Chelyca
- It's good to plan ahead. *tries key in the lock*
5:46 AssyrianAsylum
- : *gets to camp*
5:46 Cody 2015
- : "Say open sesame, maybe it will open Brick"
5:46 Chelyca
- Open, sesame!
5:46 Zs TylerFan2k16
- : *uses key on door* IT WORKS! *opens door*
5:47 Chelyca
- *returns to cart*
5:47 Cody 2015
- : "Whatever, worth a try... CRAP!"
5:47 Zs TylerFan2k16
- : Sorry Dawny! Looks like the Villains win!
5:47 RiMiEg007
- : It seems the Villains have won!
- : That was quick... not that I'm complaining... I was just hoping to show off my gorgeous body...
5:47 Chelyca
- It was just a question of finding the right key and somehow they did it.
5:47 AssyrianAsylum
- : *Conf* *censored*
- : *sighs*
5:48 BlooKaboom
- : SHA-SWEET!
5:48 Cody 2015
- : "Hey, don't feel bad Vin, you played good"
5:48 RiMiEg007
- : Heroes!
- : You lost!
- : Cause you all suck!
5:48 Cody 2015
- : "Hey, I did my job, pushing that cart ain't as easy as it looks!"
5:48 RiMiEg007
- : *Conf* *sighs* I'm on a team of morons!
- : Luckily for you, today is a reward challenge!
- : So you all stay another day!
5:49 TheWalkingKen
- Yay!
5:49 Chelyca
- That is good to know ... I think.
5:49 RiMiEg007
- : Good!
5:49 Cody 2015
- : "Well... I got scared there for a second"
- : "We need to win next time"
5:50 AssyrianAsylum
- : *Conf* Dawn needs to go!
5:50 RiMiEg007
- : Well
- : Before we end off, I need somebody from the Villains team to volunteer for a special reward!
- : *raises hand* ME!
- : Perfect!
- : Duncan, you are now exiled to Boney Island for the night!
- : How is THAT a reward?
- : Ah, because there is an Immunity Idol hidden somewhere on Boney Island! Find it, and you are golden!
- : Good to know!
- : *escorts Duncan to the Yacht of Failure* Have fun on Boney Island!
- : *boards Yacht of Failure*
5:55 AssyrianAsylum
- : *drives Duncan to Boney Island on the Yacht of Failure*
5:56 RiMiEg007
- : Another season started!
- : Catch us next time!
- : For another exciting episode
- : of TOTAL!
- : DRAMA!
- : ALL-STARS!