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This is the transcript page for the 7th episode of Total Drama: Revenge of the Island, the fourth season of the series.

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Episode ScriptEdit

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11:59 RiMiEg007

Stop DO NOT TALK OR YOU WILL BE KICKED Stop
  • Chris : ""
  • Chris : Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island!
  • Chris : The contestants had to survive a night in the woods
  • Chris : but, as usual, they were being hunted by good ole Chef Hatchet!
  • Chris : In the end, the Noxious Cats won!
  • Chris : and the Venomous Vipers lost... again!
  • Chris : In a shocking twist, an eliminated Mike revealed that he had the Invincibility Statue! Deeming him safe!
  • Chris : and Dakota was voted out!
  • Chris : Tune in for another awesome episode of TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!
Stop YOU MAY TALK Stop

11:40 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Hey! These flies keep swarming me today!
  • Cameron : *Grabs a jar and puts the flies in it*

11:40 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : Ahh! The sweet taste of victory- *swallows a fly* EHGH *chokes*

11:40 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : *Puts jar under bed*
  • Cameron : Uh..you ok Scott?

11:41 RiMiEg007

  • Brick : *gives Scott the heimlich maneuver*

11:42 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : *spits out fly* UGH! Disgusting! *coughs*

11:42 BlooKaboom

  • Jo : *Walks into cabin* What's going on Brick and the losers?
  • Cameron : Jo, if you could try to be nice for one day, that would be nice!

11:42 RiMiEg007

  • Brick : Scott choked on a fly!

11:42 BlooKaboom

  • Jo : Hilarious! And no can do Cameron, get out the way short stuff! *pushes Cameron*

11:43 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : Well, I'm done being insulted! Catch ya later! *walks out of the cabin*

11:43 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Look Jo, I'm going through a tough time! My first girlfriend was eliminated!

11:44 RiMiEg007

  • Brick : Dakota? Your girlfriend! Don't make me laugh! *laughs*

11:44 BlooKaboom

  • Jo : That was shorter lived than one of Kim Kardashian's marriages!

11:44 RiMiEg007

  • Brick : Nice one Jo!

11:44 BlooKaboom

  • Jo : Thanks Cadet!
  • Jo : I'm gonna go get something to eat. *walks out*

11:45 RiMiEg007

  • Brick : Me too! Wait up! *follows Jo*

11:45 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : *sighs*
  • Cameron : *heads to mess hall*
  • Cameron : Chef! Hurry up and get me some food!

11:46 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mike : Hey Cam! I saved you a seat!

11:46 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : *confessional* I didn't mean to scream at Chef, I was frustrated!
  • Cameron : Go screw yourself Mal!

11:46 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mike : Whoa Cam! What?

11:47 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : You heard me! I said go and screw yourself!

11:48 AssyrianAsylum

  • Chef : *plops maggots with peanut butter smeared on it on Cameron's plate* Extra special for you! *laughs*

11:48 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Gee thanks...jerk..

11:48 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mike : That's a bit rude Cam! What's gotten into you!

11:49 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : You! You've what's gotten into me! You voted off my girlfriend!
  • Lightning : Cameron has a sha-girlfriend!? Sha-bull!

11:49 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mike : Who else could I have voted out! Dawn is useful and Zoey is a valued member of the team!

11:50 IHeartHeather4Ever

  • Zoey : Thanks Mike!

11:50 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Agggh!

11:50 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mike : Did I say Dawn? I meant Sam!
  • Mike : Sam is more useful than Dakota!
  • Mike : All she did was sit around and talk to you!

11:51 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Sam hasn't done much!
  • Cameron : Plus, you tied me up you jerk!

11:52 AssyrianAsylum

  • Sam : Hey! I take offense to that!
  • Mike : I did nothing of the sort, Cammy!

11:52 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Shut up Sam! And don't call me Cammy!

11:53 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mike : Walk and talk! *grabs Cameron's arm and pulls him outside*
  • Mike : *turns to Mal*

11:53 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : H-hey! What are you doing! I'll jam my fork in your leg!

11:54 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mal: I dare you, Cammy!

11:54 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Whatever!

11:54 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mal: *grabs Cameron's arm and twists it*

11:54 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Wait-Mal!
  • Cameron : I wanted to make a deal with you!

11:55 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mal: Shut up you insignificant nerd!
  • Mal: I make the deals here!

11:55 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Wait Mal!

11:55 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mal: Ugh... what?

11:55 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Just vote off Sam, he's useless!

11:55 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mal: Oh?

11:56 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Yes, really!

11:56 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mal: I think it would be more fun to get you eliminated! After all, you are on the other team! Plus, you have no idea how much dirt I got on you!
  • Mal: Mr. Calliou!

11:57 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Don't call me Mr. Cailou!
11:58

AssyrianAsylum

  • Mal: Ok, then I'll tell everyone about the video tapes you have of Caillou under your bed!
  • Mal: *pretends to be Mike*

11:59 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Wait, please don't! *Jumps on Mal's back*

11:59 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mike : *sticks head into Mess Hall* Hey Guys! Cameron has-

11:59 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : *I cover his mouth*

11:59 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mike : *throws Cameron off of him into a 10 foot deep hole*

11:59 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Agh! Thwarted my a convient hole inside of the mess hall!

by* 12:00 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mike : Cameron has the entire series of Caillou under his bed!

12:00 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : *I climb out and jam my fork in Mike's leg*

12:01 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : *laughs* Wow Cameron! I knew you were a nerd, but that take the cake!

12:01 RiMiEg007

  • Brick : *laughs*

12:01 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Argh...
  • Cameron : Choke on some more flies Scott!

12:02 AssyrianAsylum

  • Vin : And I though my life was pathetic!

12:02 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : I decided I needed to get on everyone's good side, so I got some stuff I brought as presents.
  • Conf*

12:02 AssyrianAsylum

  • Vin : That is such a confidence booster!
  • Vin : Knowing my life is better than yours!

12:02 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Everyone, I brought presents! Since we can't spend Christmas with family!

12:03 RiMiEg007

  • Brick : I'm Jewish!

12:03 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : And Hanukah!

12:03 RiMiEg007

  • Brick : Thank You!

12:03 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Brick, you're up first!
  • Cameron : *hands everyone presents*
  • Jo : Um..thanks?

12:04 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mike : Yeah! That's right! Open up the presents CAMERON got you! *winks at Cameron*

12:04 BlooKaboom

  • Lightning : Sha-presents!

12:05 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : *opens up a present and get's hit by a boxing glove* OW! WHY YOU LITTLE! *starts strangling Cameron*

12:05 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Arrrrrgh! I didn't plan that!
  • Cameron : It-it's Mal! He's sabotaging me!

12:06 IHeartHeather4Ever

  • Zoey : *opens her present, which explodes in her face*
  • Zoey : *coughs*

12:06 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Don't open any more presents!
  • Cameron : I swear, I didn't put those there!

12:06 IHeartHeather4Ever

  • Dawn *opens her present, which has a dead dog inside* CAMERON! HOW COULD YOU?

12:07 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mike : *chuckles* Nice one CAMERON!

12:07 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : What the heck! I have a poodle at home!
  • Cameron : Look at Mike, he's laughing!
  • Jo : I don't even want to know what's in here...*presents gets launched through the roof*
  • Jo : Yeah, I reeeeally don't want to know..

12:07 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mike : *opens present, which has a viper inside*
  • Mike : Oh no!
  • Mike : *gets bitten by the viper*

12:08 IHeartHeather4Ever

  • Dawn : MIKE!

12:08 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : You deserved that Mike! You picked it out yourself!

12:08 IHeartHeather4Ever

  • Dawn : Someone help him!

12:08 BlooKaboom

  • Lightning : Look what you've sha-done Cameron!
  • Lightning : I'm a sha-doctor!

12:08 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : Hmmm, looks like we know who
  • Scott : is going home next!

12:09 BlooKaboom

  • Lightning : He needs a sha-amputation! *grabs steak knife* Or sha-CPR!
  • Cameron : Scott, I swear! I didn't plan this!
  • Cameron : Scott, just come with me, please!

12:09 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : Sure you didn't Cameron! You said yourself, YOU got these presents for us!

12:10 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : No, they must've been switched out by Mal!
  • Cameron : Just come with me Scott!

12:10 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : Yeah sure... Whatever, you went to far!
  • Scott : What? So you can test another boxing glove on my face? I don't think so Cameron!

12:10 BlooKaboom

  • Scott : Scott, explain this to me! Why would I, the most physically weak contestant, weaker than Staci, do this!?
  • Cameron *
  • Cameron : And how would I be able to move a viper from its habitat without getting bitten?

12:11 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : Because, you are so intimidated by us, you want to injure us so badly so you can make it to the merge! Maybe even win the money for yourself!

12:12 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : I may be intimidated, but I wouldn't give you those presents!

12:12 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : You're smart, I'm sure you'd know how to handle a snake!

12:12 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : It would make people want to be voted off!
  • Cameron : The only animal I've come in contact with before total drama was my poodle, who scared me!

12:13 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : Well, It worked! Say goodbye to your remaining friends... while you still have the chance! *walks away*

12:13 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : W-what!
  • Cameron : *Conf* Mal, that jerk!

12:13 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : *Conf* Stupid kid thinks he can do this!? He is so going home!

12:14 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Hello Teams!

12:14 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Hello Chris..

12:14 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : What the heck happened in here?

12:14 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Mal!

12:14 AssyrianAsylum

  • Vin : Cameron tried to kill us!

12:14 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : What am I supposed to do to prove he set me up?! You want me to go nude for the challenge or something!?

12:15 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Too bad he didn't succeed with you Vin!

12:15 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : No, we just want you gone!
  • Scott : Don't scar us like that Cam! We've seen enough today!

12:15 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Better than Jo naked!
  • Jo : Can we stop bringing that up?

12:16 AssyrianAsylum

  • Vin : *glares at Chris* Can we get to the challenge already?

12:16 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Anyway!
  • Chris : You all remember DJ righ?

12:16 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Sure..

12:16 RiMiEg007

  • Dj : Hey guys! What's up!?
  • Chris : He will demonstrate today's challenge!
  • Dj : 'Ight! Let's do dis!
  • Chris : Your challenge is to go to the top of the cliff, cut down a tree, bring it back down, and plant it in front of their cabins.
  • Chris : DJ, if you'll now demonstrate!?
  • Dj : *put's on safety gear and picks up and ax*
  • Dj : *runs up the cliff and chops down a tree*
  • Dj : *pushes down the cliff*
  • Chris : Ok! Then once you get it to the bottom you have to plant it in front of your team's cabin!
  • Chris : Nice work DJ!
  • Dj : Thanks!

Teamdarkfan4 has arrived. So quit talking smack about them! 12:20 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : You guys get the gist right?

12:20 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Yup!

12:21 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : Yup! *glares at Cameron*

12:21 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Hey Scott, I know how I can prove that I'm innocent!
  • Cameron : I'm gonna win this challenge for the team!

12:21 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : Don't care!

12:21 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Ok! Then on the count of three, we'll start!
  • Chris : 1
  • Chris : 2

12:21 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : *Conf* Scott is one of the unreasonable people I've ever met!

12:21 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : 3

12:22 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : *pushes Cameron down and starts running*

12:22 IHeartHeather4Ever

  • Zoey : *starts running*

12:22 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Hey, that's sabotage!
  • Cameron : *starts running*

12:22 IHeartHeather4Ever

  • Dawn : *starts running*

12:22 BlooKaboom

  • Lightning : *runs*
  • Jo : *runs up the hill*

12:22 RiMiEg007

  • Brick : *starts running and pushes Cameron down*

12:22 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Ack! You're not helping!
  • Cameron : *Runs up*

12:23 AssyrianAsylum

  • Vin : *starts running and pushes Cameron down* Bye Bye Cammy!
  • Sam : *sits down and plays video games*

12:23 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : *Conf* I decided to sabotage Sam..but the others were getting annoying!

12:23 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : *makes it to the top*

12:23 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : *I grab Sam's game* Hey, Sam, I'll give you candy and your game back if you follow me!
  • Jo and*Lightning : *Make it to top*

12:24 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : Ok! We gotta cut this thing down!

12:24 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : *makes it to top*

12:24 RiMiEg007

  • Brick : *makes it to the top*

12:24 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : I suggest getting closer to the tree! It will help us get it down faster!

12:25 AssyrianAsylum

  • Sam : *follows and tackles Cameron* GIVE IT! *punched Cameron in the face multiple times*

12:25 IHeartHeather4Ever

  • Dawn : Whoa!

12:25 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Ow, ow, ow, ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow!
  • Cameron : Ow...

12:25 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : Look at gamer nerd go!

12:25 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : I was going to give you candy!
  • Cameron : *Conf* I couldn't take it anymore, I snapped!

12:25 AssyrianAsylum

  • Sam : *kicks Cameron repeatedly* I'M DIABETIC! *kicks Cameron in the groin*

12:26 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : *I grab Sam's game and throw it down the cliff* You jerk!
  • Cameron : *crawls over to team*

12:26 AssyrianAsylum

  • Sam : *picks Cameron up and bashes him against the his team's tree repeatedly, knock it down* Let's go Vipers!

12:27 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Ow!

12:27 IHeartHeather4Ever

  • Zoey : Nice work Sam!

12:27 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : I didn't even hit you...

12:27 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mike : Nice Sam! See ya later, Cam!

12:27 BlooKaboom

  • Lightning : Get off the sha-ground shrimp! *picks up Cameron and throws at tree*
  • Lightning : Sha-check out these biceps! *flexes and punches down tree*

12:28 AssyrianAsylum

  • Sam : *drags the tree to the bottom of the cliff and plants it in front of the Viper's cabin*

12:28 BlooKaboom

  • Lightning : Sha-bam!

12:28 IHeartHeather4Ever

  • Zoey : YES! WE WON!

12:28 AssyrianAsylum

  • Mike : Way to go Sam!

12:28 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : W-what! No!

12:28 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : *glares at Cameron* Useless!

12:28 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Well, nice work Vipers!

12:29 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Screw you Scott!

12:29 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Looks like the Noxious Cat's lose!
  • Brick : Nice going Cam!

12:29 AssyrianAsylum

  • Vin : *glares at Cameron*

12:29 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Yeah yeah, I know you're voting me!

12:29 IHeartHeather4Ever

  • Dawn : *glares at Cameron*

12:30 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Noxious Cats! I'll see you at elimination!

12:30 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Why are you glaring at me Dawn? I didn't even give you anything! And your teammate beat me up!

12:30 IHeartHeather4Ever

  • Dawn : I'M ON YOUR TEAM!

12:31 RiMiEg007

Pacman SCENE SWITCHES TO ELIMINATION CEREMONY Pacman

12:31 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Really? Sorry, you've just been so irrelevant!

12:31 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Noxious Cats! Welcome to your second elimination ceremony!
  • Chris : It is time for you to vote off a member of your team!
  • Chris : So! Go vote!
  • Chris : Ok! The following are safe!
  • Chris : Scott!
  • Chris : Brick!
  • Chris : Jo!
  • Chris : Dawn!
  • Chris : Lightning!
  • Chris : Cameron and Vin! You are LOW!

12:34 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : *Holds suitcases*

12:34 AssyrianAsylum

  • Vin : Of course I am! *glares at Chris*

12:34 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : The final marshmallow goes to...
  • Chris : Both of you!

12:35 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : What!?

12:35 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Haha sike! No elimination tonight!

12:35 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Wait! No Chris!

12:35 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : WHAT!?

12:35 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : I had a firework show planned!

12:35 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : COME ON!

12:35 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : If I don't get blasted off, I-*fireworks explode*

12:35 AssyrianAsylum

  • Scott : PLEASE! MAKE CAMERON GO HOME!

12:36 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : Arrrrrrrgggghhh!

12:36 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Guess you'll have to save it for next episode Cam!

12:36 BlooKaboom

  • Cameron : *sighs*

12:36 RiMiEg007

  • Chris : Stay tuned for the next episode!
  • Chris : Who will win, and who will lose?
  • Chris : My money is on Cameron!
  • Chris : *laughs* Anyway, make sure to catch the next awesome episode of TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!
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