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This is the Transcript for Episode Nine of this Roleplay's Total Drama Action. Find the main article for it here!

Stop THIS EPISODE BEGINS Stop
  • Chris : Last time on Total Drama Action!
  • Chris : The cast went to WARRRRRRRRRRR!
  • Chris : We also brought back Scott and Owen, and Geoff and Courtney debuted
  • Chris : In the end, it was José vs. Gwen!
  • Chris : And Gwen was able to beat the Spaniard!
  • Chris : So the Greensman lost and sent Courtney home earlier than expected!
  • Chris : Who will ride the lame-o-sine home next? Find out now on TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
Stop SCENE SWITCHES TO THE CABINS Stop
  • Geoff *conf* Million deniros here I come! PARTY ON
  • Lindsay : *Conf* I think its cute that Hannah has a crush on Josway!
  • José : *Conf* How embarrassing was that! I lost to Gwen! Ugh! I'm sure Al is sitting at home compiling his insults!
  • Mike *walks out of cabin*
  • Duncan : Mike!
  • Duncan : or should I say... MAL!
  • Mike Huh?
  • Duncan : You can drop the act Mal! I know it's you!
  • Cody No! I thought he was gone forever!
  • Mike Um... I haven't "seen" Mal in like a year
  • Duncan : You've been pretending to be Mike this whole time! Ever since the finale of season 1!
  • Mike Plus, why would he try again?
  • Duncan : I know it's you Mal! How else can you explain your weird behavior!
  • Cody i hate to agree, but he's got a point mike, or mal
  • Mike I don't know! I've been asking myself that!
  • Duncan : How gullible do you think we are?
  • Mike very! You think I'm Mal.
  • Duncan : Wrong! I know your Mal! And I will prove it!
  • Geoff relax dudes, just chill ok!
  • Duncan : This isn't over! *walks away*
  • Gwen : What is going on?
  • Mike Duncan thinks I'm Mal!
  • Owen : Yeah! Who's fighting before breakfast?
  • Geoff duncan, leave the dude alone, ok! hes obviously having troubles, you are just making things worse!
  • Gwen : Well, sorry, but he has a point! You have been acting mean!
  • Geoff It's not his fault guys!
  • Geoff Let's be reasonable
  • Lindsay : Geoffrey is right
  • Duncan : *Conf* I try to help, and I'm made as the bad guy! Unbelievable!
  • Heather *yawns* morning
  • José : Morning! What's going on?
  • Owen : Hopefully breakfast!
  • Geoff i second that owen!
  • Cody where's Chris?
  • José : Yeah! Doesn't Chef usually serve us those awful scrambled egg burritos about now!
  • Owen : If you don't want them I'll have them José
  • José : Ok... then!
  • Justin : Where's Chris at?
  • Chris : Chris is right here!
  • Geoff wassup dude!?
  • Chris : It's goin good! I tell ya though! The traffic in this city sucks!
  • Lindsay : Hi Christoff
  • Chris : Christoff? What am I Russian?
  • Cody i can imagine you as a russian
  • Chris : I'm from Newfoundland!
  • Cody so whats the challenge for today?
  • Chris : It's Disaster Movie Flick!
  • Cody oh no, here comes *gulp* pain...
  • Lindsay : Is my makeup gonna be destroyed D: Thats a disaster
  • Mike *laughs* How bad could it be?
  • Justin : As long as nothing disastrous happens to my face, I'm good!
  • Chris : You'll be racing BMX Bikes through an earthquake simulator!
  • Lindsay : I know how you feel Justina
  • Duncan : Did someone say BMX?
  • Geoff sounds sick!
  • Heather sounds awful!
  • Cody sounds painful!
  • Duncan : *Conf* I'm a BMX master! This'll be peace of cake!
  • Mike I've never ridden a BMX bike
  • Geoff so whoever comes first wins it for the team?
  • Chris : Yup!
  • Geoff sweet as brah
  • Chris : BUT, if you're knock off your bike, YOUR OUT!
  • Heather but its an EARTHQUAKE SIMULATOR! How the hell are we not supposed to fall off?
  • Mike *gasps*
  • Chris : It's wouldn't be A CHALLENGE then!
  • Mike *turns into Svetlana*
  • Lindsay : Nice point
  • Chris : Thank You Lindsay!
  • Svetlana : You must have perfect balance! Like Svetlana!
  • Duncan : *kicks over Mike's bike* Does that count?
  • Svetlana *gasps*
  • Svetlana *turns into Mike*
  • Mike No but if you touch my bike again I swear
  • Duncan : You do what? Go all Mal on me?
  • Mike Maybe I will
  • Geoff girls, girls you are both pretty! sheesh
  • Chris : Save the fight for the challenge!
  • Duncan : I intend to!
  • Geoff so when do we get our bikes, dude?
  • Chris : Right now! *claps his hands* VIN! Bring out the Bikes!
  • Vin why do you make me do all the work?
  • Chris : Because that's your job!
  • Vin no its not, you dont pay me!
  • Chris : Interns don't get paid! Except for Arnold!
  • Vin fine *mutters* lazy jerk!
  • Vin *gets all of the bikes*
  • Vin here you go, *sarcastically* 'sir'!
  • Chris : Thank You!
  • Mike Oh, sweet! Dibs on the red one!
  • Chris : Ok Cast! Take your pic!
  • Gwen : Dibs on the Black one!
  • Geoff ill take the pink one!
  • Duncan : Dibs on the one with the Skull on it!
  • Lindsay : I call the purple one
  • Cody well, this one is blue and black, like gwen, ill take this one *kisses bike*
  • Noah : *picks a bike* Who cares about colors?
  • Gwen : *shudders*
  • Heather for once i agree with you noah! *picks bike*
  • Lindsay : *Picks Bike*
  • José : I'll take the blue one!
  • Justin : I'll take the olive green one
  • Geoff so do we all go at once, or is it in rounds?
  • Owen : Uhhh Chris! I bent my bike!
  • Chris : All at once!
  • Mike So do we go now?
  • Chris : Sure!
  • Chris : GO!
  • Mike *peddles off*
  • Duncan : *peddles off*
  • Lindsay : *Peddles*
  • Gwen : *peddles off*
  • Heather *goes off at full speed, takes lead*
  • Cody *peddles off, slowly*
  • Owen : I bent my bike!
  • Noah : *peddles off*
  • Geoff I guess your gonna have to walk Owen! *peddles off*
  • Mike *peddles fast enough to be right behind heather*
  • Izzy : *Peddles*
  • José : *rides next to Heather*
  • Mike *pulls Heather's hair*
  • Heather *breaks suddenly* *tripping mike*
  • Heather ha!
  • Duncan : Hey Mal! How do you like this? *kicks Mike's bike*
  • Geoff *accelerates* THIS IS AWESOME!
  • Lindsay : Hi Hannah
  • Mike Ow! *hits a rock and rolls down the mountain*
  • Heather hi Lindsiot
  • Chris : Mike's out!
  • Heather *throws helmet at lindsay*
  • Mike *crashes into a wall* Ow... *slumps over*
  • Scott : *kicks Heather's bike over, causing her to crash*
  • Lindsay : Ow
  • Heather *crashes into lindsay*
  • Geoff WOOOHOOOO!
  • Justin : *crashes into Heather and Lindsay*
  • Cody hahaha!
  • Cody *randomly falls off bike*
  • Justin : MY FACE! OW! I HAVE A NOSE BLEED!
  • Cody dang it!
  • Izzy : *Crashes into Justin*
  • Noah : This is surprisingly fun!
  • Geoff YEEEEEEEEEA MAN!
  • Duncan : *rams into Scott*
  • Scott : *kicks Duncan's bike*
  • Duncan : *keeps control ob bike*
  • Duncan : You'll have to do better than that Scott!
  • Scott : I intend to!
  • Geoff Chris? Who's left dude?
  • Duncan : Scott, you might want to look ahead!
  • Scott : *drives off a broken bridge* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *lands in the water*
  • Chris : It's Duncan, José, Geoff, Noah, and Gwen!
  • Zeke : And me!
  • Zeke : *crashes into Heather*
  • Zeke : Whoops, nevermind!
  • Heather im out ezekiel
  • Heather ya dingus
  • Gwen : *rides into first place*
  • Gwen : *crosses finish line*
  • Gwen : Yes!
  • Duncan : *crosses finish line*
  • Geoff *crosses* WOOOHOOO
  • José : *crosses finish line*
  • Geoff can i do that again chris?
  • Noah : *crosses* Wow! I halfway expected to get seriously injured*
  • Chris : I'm surprised you enjoyed that Geoff!
  • Geoff that was so rad!
  • Chris : But sadly, Gwen crossed first so...
  • Gwen : How is that "Sadly"?
  • Chris : I meant sadly for Geoff
  • Chris : Anyway, the Screaming Cutters win!
  • Geoff *shrugs* maybe I shouldnt have done as many flips
  • Chris : SO! Killer Greensman! Back to the Gilded Chris Ceremony!
  • Heather argh! twice in a row! pathetic!
  • Cody yay!
  • Gwen : YES!
Stop SCENE SWITCHES TO GILDED CHRIS AWARD CEREMONY Stop
  • Chris : So! Greensman! Twice in a row? Shame!
  • Chris : The following are safe!
  • Chris : Geoff
  • Chris : José!
  • Chris : Noah!
  • Chris : Justin!
  • Chris : Ezekiel!
  • Chris : Heather!
  • Chris : Duncan and Izzy! You are LOW!
  • Duncan : Really? Why am I not surprised
  • Chris : The final Gilded Chris goes to...
  • Chris : Duncan! Sorry Izzy! You're out!
  • Izzy : *Goes to Lamosine*
  • Mal *conf* *holding an ice pack to his head* Another day another victory. Too bad we didn't lose. saying goodbye the king of nerds would've been great. *holds up Cody votes while whistling In the Hall of The Mountain King*
  • Chris : Another close shave for Duncan!
  • Chris : Join us next time to see if the Killer Greensman can pull themselves out of the losing streak!
  • Chris : On TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
Stop THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED Stop

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