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This is the Transcript of Episode Eleven of this Roleplay's Total Drama Action. Find the main article for it here!

Stop THIS EPISODE BEGINS Stop
  • Chris : Last time on Total Drama Action!
  • Chris : The cast took on King Kong!
  • Chris : Actually, it was Chef and Arnold controlling an animatronic monster thing!
  • Chris : Also I messed with the teams for the last time!
  • Chris : Duncan and Gwen switched!
  • Chris : In the end, the Killer Greensman won!
  • Chris : And the Cutters voted off B!
  • Chris : Or did they?
  • Chris : And a certain Spaniard and a hot mean girl hooked up in the confessional!
  • Chris : Finally! And I thought José and Heather would never hook up!
  • Chris : See who will take a ride on the Lame-o-sine to Loserville next! On TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
Stop SCENE SWITCHES TO CONFESSIONAL Stop
  • Heather *conf* I must say, I really enjoyed that kiss! But I must not let it throw me off my game!
  • José : *Conf* Haha YES! Heather kissed me! And I really enjoyed that kiss! But I must not let it throw me off my game!
  • Cody Hey Gwen, I know we are on different teams but we are still friends right?
  • Gwen : *crosses fingers behind her back* Sure!
  • Mal *conf* Ah, they finally kissed. I really enjoy it too. Ah, blackmail.
  • Cody *hugs Gwen*
  • José : *walks to the showers*
  • José : *taking a shower*
  • Mal *quietly* I know.
  • José : *whistles*
  • Mal I know!
  • José : Huh? Know what?
  • Mal You and Heather. in the confessional.
  • José : Um... What about it?
  • Mal Ha. You two kissed. *holds up photo* and if the others found out.
  • José : NO! They will not find out! *takes photo and rips it*
  • Mal *smiles devilishly* Good thing I made copies
  • José : Come on Mike! We can make a deal!
  • Mal Oh, really? Well then. You. And Heather. you do what i say. and rigging the votes, is MY thing. Got it!?
  • José : Whatever you say! Just please don't tell the others! They'll mock Heather and make fun of her!
  • Mal Why? Because you're a loser?
  • José : No! Because that's what they have been doing! They haven't made fun of me about it!
  • José : *Conf* Voy a matar a ese pequeño flacucho *censored* ! Te juro que si le dice a los demás que él va a tener un muy desafortunado accidente! Esa pequeña *censored*!
  • Mal whatever, I don't care! If you do what I say, no one finds out. Basically you and Heather are my play things
  • José : Ok fine! I'll do as you ask!
  • Mal *conf* All according to plan! This game is mine!
  • José : *Conf* Of course I had my fingers crossed behind my back! And obviously I was acting scared! It's all apart of the plan!
  • Mal Pleasure doing business with you! *whistles In Hall of the Mountain King and walks away*
  • Heather *walks up to Jose* Oh hey you!
  • José : Hey you! Listen, we need to talk in private!
  • Heather ok, why?
  • José : We have a problem!
  • Heather you don't mean what I think you mean? 'Cause I don't want to...
  • José : No, we're not breaking up! Something else!
  • Heather Oh, few! Ok, what is it!
  • José : Yeah! Come on! We need to go someplace private since the confessional isn't private anymore! *takes Heather to a secret place*
  • Heather Jose, are you... alright?
  • José : Listen! Mike, or Mal, was eavesdropping on us last night and he saw us... you know!
  • Heather What!? No! No No No!
  • Heather what does he want?
  • José : He said that he won't tell anyone about it as long as we do EVERYTHING he tells us to do! What do you think we should do? I don't want everyone to find out and make fun of you!
  • Heather If people found out, they will all exploit it. Let's do what he says for now, but get him eliminated asap!
  • José : Good! We can "have him eliminated" if you know what I mean! *winks at Heather*
  • Heather Excellent *kisses Jose*
  • José : *kisses Heather* Ok, see you around hermoso!
  • Heather see you
  • Chris : Gather 'round cast!
  • Geoff yo chris, ma man!
  • Chris : Geoff! What's up man!
  • Chris : Who here likes Vampires!
  • Mal *Mike voice* what's up with the challenge, "man".
  • Lindsay : I do! I love that Twilight series!
  • Cody v-v-vampires!
  • Gwen : Those are not vampires! Those are cheap, stupid, awful biter things!
  • Mal Ahh, my favorite genre
  • Lindsay : But that Edwin guy is so hot! Like Tyson! *kisses Noah*
  • Noah : *Conf* Sorry Tyler! *laughs* NOT REALLY!
  • Chris : Anyway...
  • Chris : We are bringing back the eliminated contestants! And they will be vampires!
  • Noah : *sarcastic* Sounds fun
  • Lindsay : I know right Tyson!
  • Zeke : *facepalms* Oh my God!
  • Mal *facepalms* Sarcasm lindsay?
  • José : I'll protect you Heather! *whispers to Heather* Act like you hate me so they're not suspicious!
  • Heather eeew get away creep! *kicks Jose's nuts*
  • Heather *winks*
  • José : *Conf* I don't feel pain! So that totally was acting when I...
  • José : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • Mal *facepalms again*
  • Heather *conf* that was fun
  • Chris : Anyway...
  • Chris : Say hello to the vampires!
  • Chris : Vampire Leshawna!
  • Mal *Mike voice* Hello to the vampires.
  • Chris : Vampire Harold!
  • Leshawna Grrrrr
  • Chris : Vampire Dakota!
  • Chris : Vampire Alejandro!
  • Harold Behold my awesome vampire skills *trips*
  • Chris : Vampire Courtney!
  • Chris : Vampire Izzy!
  • Alejandro hello, Jose
  • Chris : Amd Vampire B!
  • Alejandro Nice new lady you've got
  • José : Shhh! What are you talking about!
  • Mal Yeah! Shhh!
  • Heather uhhh. what lady *whistles*
  • Gwen : Gee! Wonder who the lucky lady is! *stares at Heather*
  • Chris : WHY AM I BEING CONSTANTLY INTERRUPTED!
  • Mal *Mike voice* Okay, we've met the vampires can we go now?
  • Chris : Finne! Go! Whatever!
  • Chris : You get a 5 minute head start!
  • Heather what?
  • Heather so how do we win, what are the rules?
  • Mal *pushes Heather into Alejandro*
  • Heather hey!
  • Chris : Oh! Now you want to know the rules! Fine! The vampires hunt you! You have to avoid being captured by them! The last man or woman standing wins! Humans get a 5 minute head start starting... NOW!
  • José : *grabs Heather's hand and bolts*
  • Mal *runs toward beach set*
  • Cody *bolts*
  • José : Heather! If it is down to me and you, I will gladly give myself up so you can win!
  • Heather Wow, you really are a romantic arent you
  • Mal *runs into beach set*
  • Heather But yea, we have to win so we can get rid of Mal
  • Duncan : Zeke! Your with- wait I'm not on your team anymore!
  • Zeke : Yeah, sorry man!
  • Duncan : Hey! Go with Gwen! Make sure she isn't really bitten by someone like Izzy or Al or something!
  • Zeke : K
  • José : Yeah! So, let's hide underground!
  • Cody Uh... anyone wanna go with me?
  • Mal *Mike voice* Sure cody
  • Cody Justin, Scott?
  • Justin : I'm not on your team man!
  • Scott : And I don't like you Cody!
  • Cody oh yea i forgot
  • Scott : I'll go with Duncan!
  • Cody at least i have more friends than you scott!
  • Cody ok lets go Mike!
  • Duncan : *gives Cody an atomic wedgie* And you've had more wedgies than Scott too!
  • Scott : *laughs* Good one Duncan!
  • Mal *punches Duncan* And you've had more blows to the face.
  • Cody Haha! Thanks Mike!
  • Duncan : That didn't hurt, wimp!
  • Cody Oh yea! *kicks Duncan's groin*
  • Mal *Mike voice* Hey cody, we should go to the disaster set.
  • Cody good idea! *runs to the disaster set*
  • Zeke : Gwen! Let's go!
  • Gwen : Ok! *winks at Zeke*
  • Mal *goes to disaster set*
  • José : Ok Heather, what should we do while we wait for the others to get caught?
  • Heather strategies!
  • José : Sounds great!
Stop GUYS PLAY AS YOUR ELIMINATED CONTESTANTS
  • Chris : Ok, 5 minutes are up! Got get'em Vampires!
  • Heather so we know who goes if we win, but who goes if we lose?
  • Leshawna : I'm gonna git my sweet José! That way I can bite and kiss him!
  • Harold : That is so gross Leshawna!
  • Alejandro : Yeah! I'm just going to... go... away... from you people!
  • José : How about Justin! He's kind useless!
  • Heather I'm thinking Justin, he cares more about his looks than the challenge!
  • Heather Jinks
  • José : *laughs* Great minds think alike!
  • Heather *kisses*
  • José : *kisses Heather* I'm glad we're together now! I actually thought you really hated me for a while! I was teasing you about you liking me!
  • Heather I did! But when I switched teams I realised that you weren't so bad
  • Mal well, I'm officially bored
  • José : Yeah... You kicked me in the groin a lot! *laughs* Remember on the island!
  • Cody You still up for eliminating Duncan, Mike?
  • Mal *mike voice* Yeah. Duh.
  • Heather Yep, you were creeping me out!
  • José : Yeah! Again I was just teasing you! I didn't really have a crush on you until we got here!
  • Izzy *creeps up behind Duncan* SURPRISE! *tackles*
  • Heather *sigh*
  • Duncan : Ow! Get off me crazy girl!
  • Chris : Duncan's out!
  • Izzy *trips Scott* ahahahaha!
  • Duncan : Ugh! Good! I'm going to the trailer to take a nap!
  • Heather Everyone was getting on my last nerve until I joined your team
  • José : Yeah, but if Mal tells everyone about us...
  • Heather as long as we win today, we wont have to worry about it *winks*
  • Alejandro : *tackles Gwen and Ezekiel*
  • Gwen : That was uncalled for!
  • Zeke : Yeah!
  • José : Yeah! I can't wait for that slippery eel to get what's comin'!
  • Leshawna : *tackles Cody and Mal*
  • Mal Oh God! Run!
  • Leshawna : MMMM MMMMMM MMMMMMMM! That wha I'm takin' about baby! WOO!
  • Cody argh!
  • Mal *walks away*
  • Harold : *jumps on Owen*
  • Owen : *sits on Harold*
  • Harold : OW! GOSH! THAT *censored* HURT!
  • Heather look it's Mal! should we do something?
  • José : No, just keep hiding underground! We'll win and get him voted off!
  • Izzy Oh hi Justin
  • Justin : Hey Izzy!
  • Mal Hey guys... you should really go above ground. dirt is bad for the skin.
  • José : Get out of here Mike! We're trying to have a moment here!
  • Izzy *kicks justin in the face* HAHAHA! O WHAT FUN!
  • Mal Ahem! *holds up photos*
  • Justin : OW MY FACE! *falls* OWWW! * accidentally falls on Izzy and kisses her*
  • Heather You know what! I don't care! Go away
  • Izzy *kisses Justin* Oh behave baby! AHAHAHA
  • José : *tears up photo* YOU KNOW WHAT! I'M DONE WITH YOU MAL! *tackles Mal to the ground and punches him in the face repeatedly*
  • Mal *catches a punch* Oh, really. Ok.
  • Justin : *Conf* I never thought I'd say this, but that kick in the face gave me the greatest kiss I've ever had!
  • Mal *dusts self off* I'll see you later. *walks away*
  • José : I'm not done with you!
  • Leshawna : *tackles José and kisses him*
  • Mal Yeah, you are.
  • José : *kicks Leshawna in the face* GET OFF ME!
  • Mal Hey everybody! Jose and Heather Kissed!
  • Heather Hey! Lay your filthy hands off him *slaps*
  • Leshawna : *knocked out*
  • Duncan : *runs out of the trailer* José did what?
  • Cody meh, I saw that coming
  • Heather *runs away*
  • Gwen : Wow Heather, couldn't keep your hands off him, eh?
  • Zeke : Heh heh heh! Run away you slut!
  • Zeke : *Conf* I wanted to call Heather that ever since we broke up!
  • José : Heather! Wait! *runs after Heather*
  • Heather *conf* Great! Now everyone knows! Now my time here is gonna be awful! Mal is so going down!
  • Heather What!
  • Alejandro : *tackles Noah and Lindsay*
  • José : Don't listen to those neanderthals! Who cares about them knowing!
  • Heather ME! They arent gonna shut up for weeks now! Argh!
  • José : I know. Remind me to kill Zeke! He called you the nastiest thing ever! But don't listen to what they say! We love each other, and that is what's important! *kisses Heather*
  • Heather ok then *kisses Jose*
  • Izzy *taps Jose on the back*
  • Chris : And The Killer Greensman win!
  • Cody What? How?
  • Chris : Geoff is the last man standing!
  • Geoff WOOOO!
  • Geoff I was hiding in the tree the whole time! Give me 5 fellas!
  • Owen : Wait, so am I! I'm still standing!
  • Chris : Oh wait! That's right!
  • Chris : Ok, time for Geoff and Owen to stand it out!
  • Geoff Uh Chris, he's sitting on Harold
  • Chris : But he wasn't tackled!
  • Alejandro : *tackles Geoff*
  • Izzy ahahaah! *tackles owen*
  • Geoff argh!
  • Chris : That was close! I need to review it in slow-mo!
  • Chris : *comes back with the results* And the Screaming Cutters WIN!
  • Duncan : YES!
  • Heather ARGH THATS IT!
  • José : It's ok! We can vote off *looks at Justin*
  • Heather I've got half a mind to quit!
  • José : Please don't! I can't go on without you!
  • Heather Aww, if you say so *hugs*
  • Mal *Conf* Vote off Justin? Ha he won't be going. not if i have anything to say about it.
  • Chris : Greensman! See me at the Gilded Chris Awards Ceremony!
Stop SCENE SWITCHES TO GILDED CHRIS AWARDS CEREMONY Stop
  • Chris : Ok Greensman! You know what to do! So do it!
  • Chris : Ok! The following are safe!
  • Chris : Gwen!
  • Chris : Ezekiel!
  • Chris : José!
  • Chris : Heather!
  • Chris : Noah and Justin! You are LOW!
  • Chris : The final Gilded Chris goes to...
  • Chris : Noah! Justin, sorry my man, but you are out!
  • Justin : Whatever! Me and Izzy are dating now so... I could care less! Come on Izzy!
  • Justin : *he and Izzy get into the Lame-o-sine*
  • Izzy ok then ahahaha!
  • Chris : Ok then! That was awesome!
  • Chris : Find out what happens next time, on TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
Stop THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED Stop

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