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This is the Transcript for Episode Seventeen of this Roleplay's Total Drama Island. Find the main article for it here!

Stop THIS EPISODE BEGINS Stop

  • Chris : Last time on Total Drama Island!
  • Chris : He played a good ole game of flaming paintball!
  • Chris : And surprisingly, Ezekiel won!
  • Chris : And José would have been voted out, but it was a reward challenge!
  • Chris : He is such a Total Drama Cockroach!
  • Chris : Now, it's time to do a challenge I have been waiting for all season!
  • Chris : Find out what it is on TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ISLAND!
Stop YOU MAY TALK Stop
  • Alejandro I can taste that million dollars.
  • José : Ahh! What a beautiful day!
  • Duncan : Uhh José, it's raining!
  • Mal Why are you so happy?
  • José : Because I am so close to the easiest million bucks that I will make!
  • Alejandro : I can see it in my future
  • Alejandro : Me winning TDI
  • Zeke : You better hope it's another reward challenge José, because you'll go home next if it is!
  • José : We'll see about that!
  • Alejandro : Yes we will.
  • Cody : Remember guys, we get money for 2nd and 3rd place too!
  • Alejandro : Dont care cause I want the million
  • Duncan : Yeah, but we want the million!
  • Alejandro : The million is all that matters right now
  • Alejandro : Te veré más tarde perdedores
  • Zeke : *Conf* Poor deluded José *holds up fake votes* As far as I'm concerned, he's going home next!
  • Mal Yeah, big bucks are the only reason anyone was here.
  • Alejandro : *Conf* I bet José will go home next
  • Alejandro : Looks like you need allies José
  • Alejandro : And I was thinking wanna work our way up to the final 3
  • José : I don't need allies to win! Especially against you perdedores!
  • Zeke : We are not perdedores!
  • Alejandro : Your loss José
  • Alejandro : *Conf* He is so off next
  • Duncan : What is a perdedores?
  • Zeke : It means losers in Spanish!
  • Duncan : *looks at Ezekiel is amazement* How do you know?
  • Alejandro : José es un perdedor
  • Zeke : I speak 8 different languages! 9 if you count Klingon!
  • José : No one counts Klingon!
  • Chris : Ok Campers, time for today's challenge! Follow me!
  • Alejandro : Ok
Stop SCENE SWITCHES TO THE TOTAL DRAMA BATTLE ARENA Stop
  • Chris : Welcome to the Total Drama Battle Arena! Patent Pending!
  • Mal Battle? Does this mean what I think it means?
  • Duncan : *rolls his eyes*
  • Alejandro : Looks like a fighting match
  • Chris : Yes and No!
  • Chris : We are... Fencing!
  • Mal Yes!
  • Alejandro : *Conf* Fencing is one of my strong suits
  • Zeke : En garde!
  • Mal *conf* : Mike's mom had Mike take fencing classes, I guess the kid'll help here. ONLY HERE!
  • Mal : *gasps*
  • José : Fencing huh!
  • Mal : *turns into*Mike
  • Chris : Yes, and you'll be fencing against your biggest rival!
  • Alejandro : Looks like its gonna be Jose for me
  • José : You scared AL!
  • Mike Wait, biggest rival?
  • Chris : Yes
  • Alejandro: Why would I be scared of you?
  • José : Because I am better than you in everything!
  • Alejandro : Not this time su sólo un perdedor como todos los demás
  • Duncan : No true! Alejandro can make friends better than you José!
  • Alejandro : This time you're gonna lose
  • Alejandro : And all of TV will see you lose
  • Alejandro : Soo good luck Jose
  • Alejandro : You'll need it
  • Chris : Duncan will face Harold! Alejandro and José will face each other! Cody will face Duncan! Mike will face... Himself? Ezekiel will face his Bull!
  • Zeke : My bull?
  • Alejandro : Good cause I need to show the world that Jose is a loser
  • José : Not likely, AL!
  • Alejandro : Don't call me that!
  • José : Call you what? AL!
  • Alejandro : How would you like it if I called you feo.
  • Duncan : Wait, Mike is going to face himself? How does that work?
  • José : Feo? You have to do better than that AL!
  • Alejandro: Do you know what Feo means?
  • Alejandro : It means Ugly in Spanish!
  • José : Yes, Ugly!
  • Alejandro : Which is gonna be you after I'm finished with you
  • Chris : Save your trash talk for the arena! First up is... Duncan!
  • Duncan : This'll be easy!
  • Harold : *rises from the arena*
  • Duncan : Come here dorko!
  • Duncan : *stabs Harold and gives him a wedgie*
  • Alejandro : This is gonna be good
  • Harold : OW! We haven't even started yet!
  • Cody : *gulps*
  • Cody : *Conf* I have to go up against Duncan too, and no I'm really scared to!
  • Chris : Duncan WINS!
  • Duncan : *throws Harold down* Your next Cody!
  • Cody : *gulps*
  • Cody : *crawls into the arena*
  • Chris : Ok, and... En Garde!
  • Cody : *swings at Duncan*
  • Duncan : *dodges*
  • Duncan : *stabs Cody and gives him an atomic wedgie*
  • Chris : *laughs* Nice Duncan! Cody loses!
  • Chris : Next up is José and AL!
  • José : Prepare to lose, AL!
  • Alejandro : THAT'S IT
  • Alejandro : How about you get ready to lose
  • José : I have a better idea! *stabs Alejandro*
  • Alejandro : *Stabs Jose*
  • Alejandro : *Stabs Again*
  • Chris : Well then, we haven't even started yet!
  • José : *punches Alejandro in the kiwis*
  • Alejandro : Don't care Chris I'm just gonna show the world how much of a loser he really is
  • Alejandro : Is that the best you can do
  • Alejandro : *Stabs Jose's kiwis*
  • José : *breaks his sword over Alejandro's head*
  • Alejandro :Ow! Now I finish it
  • Alejandro : *Breaks Jose's Arms and Legs*
  • José : OOW!
  • Alejandro : Now to add insult to injury
  • Alejandro : 3 2 1 and REVENGE
  • Zeke : This is rather entertaining!
  • Duncan : You got that right!
  • Alejandro : *Snaps fingers and makes Jose fall in love with Chris*
  • José : That doesn't work on me AL!
  • Alejandro : Well I tried. *Steps on Joses arm*
  • José : *screams in pain*
  • Mike Guys, we should probably stop this...
  • Alejandro : *Throws Jose out ring*
  • Alejandro : *Steps on Jose's leg*
  • Chris : Well, since the fight began before it was supposed to, neither José or AL win!
  • José : *passes out because of the pain*
  • Alejandro : Good news is that I still beat Jose.
  • Chris : Yes, yes it is! Mike, you're up! Uhh, good luck!
  • Mike *stands in middle of the ring* What am I supposed to do?
  • Mike *pokes self with sword* I did it!
  • Chris : Fight... yourself!
  • Chris : Fight Mal!
  • Mike : *gasps*
  • Mike :*TURNS INTO MAL*
  • Mal Hey Mike, Heads up. *punches self in stomach*
  • Mike *punches self in face*
  • Mal *bites arm*
  • Zeke : This is quite interesting!
  • Mike Alright, that's it! *grabs sword*
  • Alejandro Since were out the ring *Kicks Joses stomach*
  • Mal You're right, this is it! *knocks self out with handle of sword*
  • José : *screams in pain*
  • Mal *falls over*
  • Chris : Ok, Mal wins!
  • Alejandro : *Kicks Jose's arms and legs*
  • José : *passes out*
  • Duncan : *pulls Alejandro away* I think you got him dude!'
  • Alejandro : Ok >:(
  • Chris : Ok, Zeke! Your up!
  • Zeke : Uhh, how will the bull fence?
  • Chris : I don't know? Just hit it so we can finish!
  • Alejandro : The bull has horns
  • Zeke : *pokes Bull with sword*
  • Chris : Zeke wins! So everyone but Alejandro and José won!
  • Alejandro : I think Jose needs a hospital >:(
  • Chris : Ok, lets take José and Mal to the infirmary! The rest of you vote off 2 people!
  • Alejandro : Ok
  • Duncan : 2?!
  • Alejandro : Perfect.
Stop SCENE SWITCHES TO ELIMINATION CEREMONY Stop
  • Chris : The final 6 will now become the final 4!
  • Chris : Go to the confessional and vote off the 2 people you don't want to face in the final 4!
  • Alejandro : Ok.
  • Chris : *looks over the votes* Wow, honestly, I'm not surprised!
  • Alejandro : I wonder who's getting voted *Looks at Jose* >:(
  • Chris : Before we continue, José is too badly injured to go on, so he has been sent to the nearest hospital meaning, he is out!
  • Duncan : YES!
  • Zeke : Finally!
  • Alejandro : YES!
  • Mal Yes.
  • Chris : So, he counts as the first elimination!
  • Chris : The following are safe...
  • Chris : Duncan!
  • Duncan : Yeah!
  • Chris : Ezekiel!
  • Zeke : Woo Hoo!
  • Chris : Mal!
  • Mal Haha!
  • Chris : Cody and Alejandro, you are LOW!
  • Cody : *biting his fingernails*
  • Alejandro : I know why I am low.
  • Chris : The final marshmallow goes to...
  • Chris : Cody! Alejandro, you have been eliminated!
  • Alejandro Okay.
  • Alejandro : The good thing is Jose is gone >:(
  • Duncan : *high fives Alejandro* I didn't vote for you because of what you did for José
  • Zeke : I didn't vote you off either
  • Alejandro : Jose was too weak to vote meaning... O_O
  • Duncan : *looks over at Mal*
  • Mal *eats marshmallow* Toodles.
  • Alejandro : Looks like someone rigged the votes
  • Zeke : *Conf* Nice one Mal!
  • Chris : Sorry Alejandro, but you have to go!
  • Alejandro : Ok Chris
  • Chris : Well, that was unexpected!
  • Alejandro : *Puffs away in smoke*
  • Chris : And so was that!
  • Chris : Who will be voted out next? Find out next time on TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ISLAND!
Stop THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED Stop

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