This is the Transcript for Episode Eighteen of this Roleplay's Total Drama Action. Find the main article for it here!*
THIS EPISODE STARTS
: Last time on Total Drama Action!
: The newly merged cast played dress up!
: Cody got wedgied by Duncan... for like the thousandth time! *laughs*
: And José proved to Heather that he is not as soft as she thinks he is!
: In the end, Duncan won the challenge!
: And Cody would have been sent home... but I decided to make it a reward challenge!
: Hey! What can I say! The little twerp has a lot of fans! He needs the screen time!
: Now, it's time to Bruce Lee this show up!
: So find out what happens next, on TOTAL!
SCENE SWITCHES TO CONFESSIONAL
*Conf* Man! I know it was kinda off the way I eliminated Zeke! But come on! Ive been wheelchair bound and nobody seems to care! Hang on, what is that ticking noise?
: *sets off the bomb*
*confessional explodes* *cody flies out*
: *fistbumps Mal* Nice!
*whistles Mountain King*
*stuttering* Is... someone trying to kill me? *shudders*
*slaps Cody on the back* Of course not.
: *walks up to Cody* That wouldn't sound like a bad idea!
Thats it! All I did was play the game! You guys have physically tortured me and tried to murder me!
: Uh! What happened to the Confessional?
: It got... blown up! *laughs*
Great! My wheelchair is destroyed! How am I supposed to walk now?
: Too bad Owen's out! You could've rode him like an elephant in India!
: *laughs* Nice one Noah!
Seriously guys! What you are doing to me is just plain cruel!
: Well, you deserved it twerp!
: Yeah dude! Eliminating Zeke like that was so uncool!
Ahem, you have been cruel to me this whole time Duncan!
And all I did was play the game, you guys are just torturing me!
: *gives Cody an atomic wedgie* You just so... pick onable!
Wow, wedgie a cripple! So big man of you Duncan!
: I don't see anything wrong with it! How 'bout you guys?
Ya know, Cody's right. All he did was play the game.
: Nah! I think Cody deserves everything he gets!
: Mal? Since when do you take sides?
You guys are just messed up! *crawls away*
: *drives over Cody in his Jeep*
: *gets off Chef's Jeep and steps on Cody's hands* Hello Cast!
*spine is crushed*
: Where are Geoff and Heather?!
uh... I'm here dude!
: Sorry, didn't see you guys!
: Anyway! Luckily for Cody, today is Kung Fu day!
*lying on ground face down*
: For once, I'm actually excited for this challenge!
*muttering sweet nothings* bannanas?
dude! I dont think Cody can participate, he cant even talk properly!
: *ignores Cody* Also, I'm bringing back an ex cast-mate to demonstrate the challenge!
: So say hello to... IZZY!
: Izzy and Vin will now demonstrate the challenge!
This isnt in my job description!
: *shows Vin his contract* Actually, it is!
So! What are we doing?
: Kung Fu Fighting!
: Two cast members will stand on tall but small platforms! They will fight on them, and who ever falls off loses!
Sounds like fun!
*gets on platform*
: So if you two would kindly demonstrate!
*gets on platform*
*picks up vin and throws off platform*
: *laughs* I love this job!
: It doesn't say in your contact that you do have to love your job Vin!
And it also doesnt say that I have to talk to you! *walks off*
: Ok! Who wants to go first?
: I'll fight him!
: And Duncan!
A bit predictable Chris!
: *gets on platform* Who cares! I get to pound Cody!
*puts Cody on platform*
: AND FIGHT!
: *trips Cody*
*lies face down*
: *kicks Cody off the platform*
Mamma, my train went swimming in the piano!
I'll catch you Cody! *Moves arms at the last second*
: Ok! Who wants to challenge Duncan?
: Duncan vs. Mal!
: You're goin' down! Mal!
*climbs up pillar*
: *punches Mal in the face*
*grabs Duncan's hand*
: OW! *punches Mal with his other hand*
*shifts to the side*
: *pushes Mal off his pillar*
*kicks Duncan's crotch*
: *falls on Mal's hand*
*cringes* I've broken my hand before it can happen again!
: Duncan wins!
: That was fun to watch!
: Ok! We're gonna give Duncan a break! Who wants to fight!
: Ok, who will face Geoff?
: Fine! I'll give it a shot!
sweet! *gets on platform*
: Geoff vs. Noah!
: *gets on platform*
: *sarcastically* Yeah!
Ok I dont wanna hurt you little dude
: *punches Geoff*
Woah! Game on!
*Picks up Noah*
: Whoa! Dude!
*drops him over the side of the platform*
: Geoff wins!
: *lands on Cody*
: *laughs* Oh man! That was awesome! Ok, who wants to take on Geoff
: Fine! I'll go
Game on man!
: *gets on the pillar*
: *pushes Geoff off his pillar*
*grabs side, flips back up*
: *surprised* Ok then!
: *lands on Geoff*
*pushes Jose off pillar*
: *hangs on to side and flips back up*
: *picks up Geoff and throws him on to Cody*
I don't like gorillas at all!
: José wins!
: Who would like to challenge José?
Well I'm the only willing one left
But seriously! Me vs Him again?
: Well, you could have fought Duncan or Geoff.
Whatever! *gets on platform*
: Something tells me you want to fight me!
*in conf ruins* i do, i have a plan
: FIGHT! *under breath* You lovebirds!
*grabs Jose and kisses him*
: *kisses Heather back*
: *closes his eyes*
Hiyah! *push kick Jose of pillar*
: *grabs Heather's hand and pulls her down with him*
: Wow, you guys really can't keep your hands or lips off each other!
*grabs side of ledge and holds on*
: Heather wins by... well her lips!
: Now, it's time for Gwen to take on Heather!
: *sarcastically* Yay!
: *gets on platform*
you're going down goth!
: *tackles Heather off the platform*
: Gwen wins!
: So much for taking me down!
: Ok! Now for Duncan and Gwen to face off! How drama-y!
: Bring it on sweetheart! *gets on platform*
: *gets back on her platform*
: *closes eyes and just stands there*
: *punches Duncan in the face*
: *lands on Cody*
: Dude! What was that?!
*knock makes him able to talk again* What? Where am I?
Soon to be the Lame-o-sine.
: What? I can't hit my ex! That's just wrong!
But its ok to torture someone until they are basically sub human?
Sub-Human? You mean Humanoid?
: Yeah! That's right!
: *in Conf ruins* Yeah! I totally threw the challenge! But I can's hit my ex and best friend's girlfriend! That's just not right!
You know what! I quit Chris! I quit!
Get me the lame-o-sine!
: You can't quit! It's in your contract!
Sue me for all I care! I quit!
: Fine whatever! Lame-o-sine awaits Cody!
Ok guys, well see ya... Gwen? Heather? Mike? Is anyone going to miss me? ... Fine! You know what? Shame on you all! What you've all done to me is just wrong! You've treated me like crap and breached my human rights! All I did was play the game, and I thought I was doing you a favor Gwen, I see I was wrong now, but that was no excuse for what you've done to me! So I'm glad to be gone, I hope I never see you all again! Goodbye! Adieu! *crawls into lameosine*
: *closes the door on Cody's feet*
*drives off in Lame-o-sine*
: Good riddance!
: 12 down, 7 to go! Who will get voted off next? Find out next time on TOTAL!