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This is the Transcript for Episode Eighteen of this Roleplay's Total Drama Action. Find the main article for it here!*

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  • Chris : Last time on Total Drama Action!
  • Chris : The newly merged cast played dress up!
  • Chris : Cody got wedgied by Duncan... for like the thousandth time! *laughs*
  • Chris : And José proved to Heather that he is not as soft as she thinks he is!
  • Chris : In the end, Duncan won the challenge!
  • Chris : And Cody would have been sent home... but I decided to make it a reward challenge!
  • Chris : Hey! What can I say! The little twerp has a lot of fans! He needs the screen time!
  • Chris : Now, it's time to Bruce Lee this show up!
  • Chris : So find out what happens next, on TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
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  • Cody *Conf* Man! I know it was kinda off the way I eliminated Zeke! But come on! Ive been wheelchair bound and nobody seems to care! Hang on, what is that ticking noise?
  • Mal *whispers* Boom.
  • José : *sets off the bomb*
  • Cody *confessional explodes* *cody flies out*
  • José : *fistbumps Mal* Nice!
  • Mal *whistles Mountain King*
  • Cody *stuttering* Is... someone trying to kill me? *shudders*
  • Mal *slaps Cody on the back* Of course not.
  • Gwen : *walks up to Cody* That wouldn't sound like a bad idea!
  • Cody Thats it! All I did was play the game! You guys have physically tortured me and tried to murder me!
  • Duncan : Uh! What happened to the Confessional?
  • José : It got... blown up! *laughs*
  • Cody Great! My wheelchair is destroyed! How am I supposed to walk now?
  • Mal You're not.
  • Noah : Too bad Owen's out! You could've rode him like an elephant in India!
  • Duncan : *laughs* Nice one Noah!
  • Cody Seriously guys! What you are doing to me is just plain cruel!
  • Duncan : Well, you deserved it twerp!
  • Noah : Yeah dude! Eliminating Zeke like that was so uncool!
  • Cody Ahem, you have been cruel to me this whole time Duncan!
  • Cody And all I did was play the game, you guys are just torturing me!
  • Duncan : *gives Cody an atomic wedgie* You just so... pick onable!
  • Cody Wow, wedgie a cripple! So big man of you Duncan!
  • Gwen : I don't see anything wrong with it! How 'bout you guys?
  • Mal Ya know, Cody's right. All he did was play the game.
  • Noah : Nah! I think Cody deserves everything he gets!
  • Duncan : Mal? Since when do you take sides?
  • Cody You guys are just messed up! *crawls away*
  • Chef : *drives over Cody in his Jeep*
  • Mal Ha!
  • Chris : *gets off Chef's Jeep and steps on Cody's hands* Hello Cast!
  • Cody *spine is crushed*
  • Duncan : *laughs*
  • Chris : Where are Geoff and Heather?!
  • Geoff uh... I'm here dude!
  • Heather what?
  • Chris : Sorry, didn't see you guys!
  • Chris : Anyway! Luckily for Cody, today is Kung Fu day!
  • Noah : *laughs*
  • Cody *lying on ground face down*
  • Noah : For once, I'm actually excited for this challenge!
  • Cody uhhh.... monkeys!
  • Cody *muttering sweet nothings* bannanas?
  • Geoff dude! I dont think Cody can participate, he cant even talk properly!
  • Chris : *ignores Cody* Also, I'm bringing back an ex cast-mate to demonstrate the challenge!
  • Chris : So say hello to... IZZY!
  • Izzy Hey Guys!
  • Chris : Izzy and Vin will now demonstrate the challenge!
  • Chris : VIN!
  • Vin This isnt in my job description!
  • Chris : *shows Vin his contract* Actually, it is!
  • Izzy So! What are we doing?
  • Chris : Kung Fu Fighting!
  • Chris : Two cast members will stand on tall but small platforms! They will fight on them, and who ever falls off loses!
  • IzzySounds like fun!
  • Vin Argh!
  • Izzy *gets on platform*
  • Chris : So if you two would kindly demonstrate!
  • Vin *gets on platform*
  • Chris : Ready?
  • Chris : FIGHT!
  • Izzy Yea!!!
  • Izzy *picks up vin and throws off platform*
  • Chris : *laughs* I love this job!
  • Vin I dont!
  • Chris : It doesn't say in your contact that you do have to love your job Vin!
  • Vin And it also doesnt say that I have to talk to you! *walks off*
  • Chris : Ok! Who wants to go first?
  • CodyBacon?
  • Chris : Cody!
  • Duncan : I'll fight him!
  • Chris : And Duncan!
  • Heather A bit predictable Chris!
  • Duncan : *gets on platform* Who cares! I get to pound Cody!
  • Geoff *puts Cody on platform*
  • Chris : AND FIGHT!
  • Duncan : *trips Cody*
  • Cody *lies face down*
  • Duncan : *kicks Cody off the platform*
  • Cody Mamma, my train went swimming in the piano!
  • Mal I'll catch you Cody! *Moves arms at the last second*
  • Mal Oops.
  • José : *laughs*
  • Chris : Ok! Who wants to challenge Duncan?
  • Mal Why not?
  • Chris : Duncan vs. Mal!
  • Duncan : You're goin' down! Mal!
  • Mal *climbs up pillar*
  • Chris : Ready?
  • Mal Yes.
  • Duncan : Ready!
  • Chris : FIGHT!
  • Duncan : *punches Mal in the face*
  • Mal *grabs Duncan's hand*
  • Mal *twists*
  • Duncan : OW! *punches Mal with his other hand*
  • Mal *shifts to the side*
  • Duncan : *pushes Mal off his pillar*
  • Mal *kicks Duncan's crotch*
  • Mal *Grabs ledge*
  • Duncan : *falls on Mal's hand*
  • Mal *cringes* I've broken my hand before it can happen again!
  • Mal : *falls*
  • Chris : Duncan wins!
  • Duncan : *groans*
  • Noah : That was fun to watch!
  • Chris : Ok! We're gonna give Duncan a break! Who wants to fight!
  • Geoff ME DUDE!
  • Chris : Ok, who will face Geoff?
  • Noah : Fine! I'll give it a shot!
  • Geoff sweet! *gets on platform*
  • Chris : Geoff vs. Noah!
  • Noah : *gets on platform*
  • Chris : Ready?
  • Geoff Yep!
  • Noah : *sarcastically* Yeah!
  • Chris : FIGHT!
  • Geoff Ok I dont wanna hurt you little dude
  • Noah : *punches Geoff*
  • Geoff Woah! Game on!
  • Geoff *Picks up Noah*
  • Noah : Whoa! Dude!
  • Geoff *drops him over the side of the platform*
  • Noah : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Chris : Geoff wins!
  • Geoff Sorry man!
  • Noah : *lands on Cody*
  • Cody TOMATOES!
  • Chris : *laughs* Oh man! That was awesome! Ok, who wants to take on Geoff
  • José : Fine! I'll go
  • Geoff Game on man!
  • José : *gets on the pillar*
  • Chris : Ready?
  • Geoff Hell yea!
  • José : Ready!
  • Chris : FIGHT!
  • Geoff *bumps Jose*
  • José : *pushes Geoff off his pillar*
  • Geoff *grabs side, flips back up*
  • José : *surprised* Ok then!
  • Geoff *trips Jose*
  • José : *lands on Geoff*
  • Geoff *pushes Jose off pillar*
  • José : *hangs on to side and flips back up*
  • José : *picks up Geoff and throws him on to Cody*
  • Geoff ow!
  • Cody I don't like gorillas at all!
  • Chris : José wins!
  • Chris : Who would like to challenge José?
  • Heather Well I'm the only willing one left
  • Heather But seriously! Me vs Him again?
  • Chris : Well, you could have fought Duncan or Geoff.
  • HeatherWhatever! *gets on platform*
  • José : Something tells me you want to fight me!
  • Heather *in conf ruins* i do, i have a plan
  • Chris : Ready?
  • José : Ready!
  • Heather yep!
  • Chris : FIGHT! *under breath* You lovebirds!
  • Heather *grabs Jose and kisses him*
  • José : *kisses Heather back*
  • Mal *barfs*
  • José : *closes his eyes*
  • Heather Hiyah! *push kick Jose of pillar*
  • José : *grabs Heather's hand and pulls her down with him*
  • Noah : Wow, you guys really can't keep your hands or lips off each other!
  • Heather *grabs side of ledge and holds on*
  • Chris : Heather wins by... well her lips!
  • Heather sorry, 'honey'!
  • Chris : Now, it's time for Gwen to take on Heather!
  • Gwen : *sarcastically* Yay!
  • Gwen : *gets on platform*
  • Heather *takes guard*
  • Chris : Ready?
  • Heather you're going down goth!
  • Chris : FIGHT!
  • Gwen : *tackles Heather off the platform*
  • Chris : Gwen wins!
  • Gwen : So much for taking me down!
  • Chris : Ok! Now for Duncan and Gwen to face off! How drama-y!
  • Duncan : Bring it on sweetheart! *gets on platform*
  • Gwen : *gets back on her platform*
  • Chris : Ready?
  • Duncan : Ready!
  • Gwen : Ready!
  • Chris : FIGHT!
  • Duncan : *closes eyes and just stands there*
  • Gwen : *punches Duncan in the face*
  • Duncan : *falls*
  • Duncan : *lands on Cody*
  • Noah : Dude! What was that?!
  • Cody *knock makes him able to talk again* What? Where am I?
  • Mal Soon to be the Lame-o-sine.
  • Duncan : What? I can't hit my ex! That's just wrong!
  • Cody But its ok to torture someone until they are basically sub human?
  • Mal Sub-Human? You mean Humanoid?
  • Duncan : Yeah! That's right!
  • Duncan : *in Conf ruins* Yeah! I totally threw the challenge! But I can's hit my ex and best friend's girlfriend! That's just not right!
  • Cody You know what! I quit Chris! I quit!
  • Cody Get me the lame-o-sine!
  • Chris : You can't quit! It's in your contract!
  • Cody Sue me for all I care! I quit!
  • Chris : Fine whatever! Lame-o-sine awaits Cody!
  • Cody Ok guys, well see ya... Gwen? Heather? Mike? Is anyone going to miss me? ... Fine! You know what? Shame on you all! What you've all done to me is just wrong! You've treated me like crap and breached my human rights! All I did was play the game, and I thought I was doing you a favor Gwen, I see I was wrong now, but that was no excuse for what you've done to me! So I'm glad to be gone, I hope I never see you all again! Goodbye! Adieu! *crawls into lameosine*
  • Chef : *closes the door on Cody's feet*
  • Cody OW!
  • Cody *drives off in Lame-o-sine*
  • Duncan : Good riddance!
  • Chris : 12 down, 7 to go! Who will get voted off next? Find out next time on TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
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