This is the transcript page for the ninth episode of Total Drama: All-Stars, the fifth season of the series.
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Transcript[]
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7:15 RiMiEg007
DO NOT TALK OR YOU WILL BE KICKED
: Last time on Total Drama: All-Stars!
: The contestants were sent to Boney Island to collect 10 Guilded Chris Statues!- : The Do-Gooding Dolphins worked well together…
- : …The Sinister Serpents… not so much…
- : However the teams tied, so we had a tie breaker… an AWESOME boxing match between José and Izzy!
- : In the end, Izzy won for the Heroes, and won the prestigious award of… an all expense paid trip to the local Button Shop…
- : *laughs* What? You thought I'd actually send them somewhere cool? Have you SEEN this show?
- : Anyway, will the Heroes keep their winning streak? Will the Villains get along and actually work as a team?
- : And will anyone find that idol? I have a feeling these people are too stupid to find it!
- : *throws a toaster at Chris*
- : *ducks* WHOA! WATCH THE FACE DUDE!
- : *glares at Chris*
- : *dusts shirt off* Find out now! On TOTAL!
- : DRAMA!
- : ALL-STARS!
7:21 AssyrianAsylum
- : *humming Hitchin' a Ride by Green Day*
7:22 Jakerz69
- : *plays guitar riff of Hitchin' a Ride by Green Day*
- : *singing* Hey mister, where you headed?
- : *singing* Are you in a hurry?
7:23 AssyrianAsylum
- : *singing* I need a lift to happy hour.
7:23 AssyrianAsylum & Jakerz69
- and : *singing together* I say, oh no
7:23 Jakerz69
- : *singing* Do you brake for distilled spirits?
- : *singing* I need a break as well.
7:23 AssyrianAsylum
- : *singing* The well that inebriates the guilt.
7:24 AssyrianAsylum & Jakerz69
- and : *singing together* 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
- and : *singing together* Troubled times, you know I can not lie.
- and : *singing together* I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
7:24 AssyrianAsylum
- : *singing* I'm hitchin' a ride.
7:24 Jakerz69
- : *singing* Don't know where to go
7:24 AssyrianAsylum
- : *singing* I'm hitchin' a ride.
7:24 Jakerz69
- : *singing* Don't know where to go
7:25 AssyrianAsylum
- : *singing* I'm hitchin' a ride.
7:25 Jakerz69
- : *singing* Don't know where to go
7:25 AssyrianAsylum
- : *singing* I'm hitchin' a ride.
7:25 Jakerz69
- : *singing* Don't know where to go
7:25 AssyrianAsylum
- : *singing* I'm hitchin' a ride.
7:25 TheWalkingKen
- *opens mouth to sing*
7:25 DuskGirlGwen
- : *covering ears* WILL YOU IDIOTS SHUT UP!
- : *Conf* Stupid team! Most of them are so annoying! Vin, Cody, and Trent have no respect for boundaries! Zoey is a cheater! Izzy is psycho! Tyler has poor taste in girls! And Ezekiel is… well… Ezekiel! I guess Zeke is somewhat likable. At least Lindsay-iot is at Boney Island! I don't have to hear her confuse our names and watch her make out with Noah!
7:25 Jakerz69
- : *stops playing guitar*
7:25 AssyrianAsylum & Jakerz69
- and : *stops singing*
7:26 DuskGirlGwen
- : *uncovers ears* Thank you!
7:26 AssyrianAsylum
- : *glares at Courtney*
7:26 Jakerz69
- : *glares at Courtney*
7:26 TheWalkingKen
- *glares at Courtney and rolls eyes*
- *continues driving*
7:26 DuskGirlGwen
- : *looks at Vin and Trent* What?
7:26 Jakerz69
- : You're such a buzzkill!
7:27 DuskGirlGwen
- : *gasps* I AM NOT!
7:27 TheWalkingKen
- *pops head over seat* You kinda are Courtney!
7:27 DuskGirlGwen
- : We're not here to have fun! We're here to win a million bucks!
7:27 Jakerz69
- : Who says we can't have fun while winning a million bucks?
7:27 DuskGirlGwen
- : ME!
7:27 RiMiEg007
- : *sits back and eats popcorn*
7:28 TheWalkingKen
- *grabs popcorn from Zeke's bag and watches*
7:28 DuskGirlGwen
- : *grabs popcorn and eats*
7:28 AssyrianAsylum
- : Someone needs to have that pole surgically removed from their a-
7:28 DuskGirlGwen
- : OH you do NOT want to finish that sentence!
7:28 AssyrianAsylum
- : What are you gonna do? Sue me?
7:28 DuskGirlGwen
- : *crosses arms* I might!
7:28 Jakerz69
- : Lighten up Courtney! We were just trying to have a good time!
- : Which is hard to do when you have Izzy kicking you in the back of the head the whole way to the Button Shop, then throwing buttons at you until you accidentally swallow one! *glares at Izzy*
7:29 TheWalkingKen
- *smiles and whistles*
7:29 Jakerz69
- : *coughs up a button*
7:29 AssyrianAsylum
- : I wish Lindsay was here! I'm sure she'd have some kind of one-liner that would make us forget what we were even arguing about!
7:29 DuskGirlGwen
- : *laughs*
7:29 Jakerz69
- : *throws button at Izzy* Yeah! *laughs* I wonder how she's doing on Boney Island!
7:29 AssyrianAsylum
- : Maybe she's getting chased by the Åñâēøûż!
- : *Conf* Lindsay is known for having dumb luck! I'm worried that she's going to find that idol after I searched the entire island TWICE looking for that darn thing!
7:30 RiMiEg007
7:30 AssyrianAsylum
- : *kicks Lindsay off Yacht*
7:31 TheWalkingKen
- Hey! Not so rough!
7:31 AssyrianAsylum
- : *drives Yacht away*
7:32 TheWalkingKen
- Alright, so the first stop on my spa trip should be... *sees a pit of mud* Ooh! Mud Bath!
- *lowers body into mud pit* Aah... Hey wait a second...
- *reaches around inside mud pit and pulls out the immunity idol* Hey! It's a little Chris!
- Aww it's so cute!
7:34 RiMiEg007
7:35 Jakerz69
- : You think she'd actually find the idol?
7:35 TheWalkingKen
- *shrugs*
7:35 AssyrianAsylum
- : I'd probably jump off the cliff if she did
7:35 TheWalkingKen
- I would jump off a cliff either way!
7:36 Jakerz69
- : *laughs* I don't doubt that Izzy
- : *starts playing guitar*
7:36 DuskGirlGwen
- : I swear I will throw that thing out the window
7:36 Jakerz69
- : *stops playing and glares at Courtney*
7:37 RiMiEg007
- : Welcome back Heroes!
- : How was the Button Shop?
7:37 AssyrianAsylum
- : Stupid!
7:37 Jakerz69
- : Boring!
7:37 TheWalkingKen
- I found one with a monkey!
7:38 DuskGirlGwen
- : Waste of my time
7:38 AssyrianAsylum
- : I'm going sleep!
7:38 Jakerz69
- : Me too
7:38 AssyrianAsylum
- : *stretches* I'm going to say goodnight to Heather
7:38 DuskGirlGwen
- : *goes to Nice Cabin*
- : *goes to Nice Cabin*
7:39 AssyrianAsylum
- : *goes to Nice Cabin*
7:39 Jakerz69
- : *goes to Nice Cabin*
7:39 RiMiEg007
- : *goes to Nice Cabin*
7:39 TheWalkingKen
- *falls asleep on the ground*
7:39 AssyrianAsylum
- : *goes to Heather's room* Hey babe!
7:40 DuskGirlGwen
- : Hey, how was the lame button shop?
7:40 AssyrianAsylum
- : Boring... although it was entertaining watching Izzy throw buttons and other crap at Trent till he swallowed one
7:40 DuskGirlGwen
- : *laughs*
7:41 AssyrianAsylum
- : How's it going with your team?
7:41 DuskGirlGwen
- : Well, everyone hates Duncan still, José and Alejandro are annoying as always. Jo is... ugh... and Noah and Cody are surprisingly the only non-annoying ones
7:41 AssyrianAsylum
- : *laughs*
- : Fun
- : Well, I'm off to bed! Night!
7:42 DuskGirlGwen
- : *kisses Tyler* Night
7:42 RiMiEg007
- : *over loudspeaker* MORNING ALL-STARS! REPORT TO THE MESS HALL IN 30 MINUTES! McLEAN OUT!
7:43 AssyrianAsylum
- : *drives up in Yacht* LINDSAY! TIME TO GO!
7:45 TheWalkingKen
- Okay! *puts Idol in her boot and gets on the yacht*
7:45 RiMiEg007
- : Welcome back from Exile Lindsay!
- : How was it?
7:46 TheWalkingKen
- It was great! I never expected there to be such a great spa out here! Plus I got a souvenir!
7:46 RiMiEg007
- : Oh yeah?
7:47 TheWalkingKen
- Yeah!
- *turns to Tyler* Did you guys get me anything at the Button Shop?
7:49 AssyrianAsylum
- : *tosses a red button with a L embroidered on it* Yeah Linds!
7:50 TheWalkingKen
- *catches button* Thanks Skyler! *kisses Tyler on the cheek*
7:51 AssyrianAsylum
- : Lindsay! What was the souvenir? *eye twitches*
7:52 TheWalkingKen
- I would tell you, but Chef said to keep it a secret!
7:52 AssyrianAsylum
- : *eye twitches*
- : *smiles and chuckles*
7:52 BlooKaboom
- : What? Did Chef give Linsday the "D" or something?
7:52 AssyrianAsylum
- : *looks worriedly at Chef and Lindsay*
- : *to Jo* WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!?
7:53 BlooKaboom
- : *shrugs*
7:53 TheWalkingKen
- *to Noah and Jo* I don't get it...
7:53 RiMiEg007
- : *clears throat* Anyway! It's time for today's challenge!
7:54 AssyrianAsylum
- : *sarcastically* We can barely contain our excitement
7:54 RiMiEg007
- : Don't worry, this will be a more "tame" challenge
- : We're having...
- : ...a three-on-three...
- : TALENT CONTEST!
7:55 AssyrianAsylum
- : AWESOME!
- : *sarcastically* Woo Hoo
- : *sarcastically* More mentally challenging tests
7:56 TheWalkingKen
- *to Noah* I KNOW, RIGHT!
7:57 RiMiEg007
- : Both teams have 6 hours to pick three contestants to perform some kind of show for your team!
- : So... get a move on!
7:57 BlooKaboom
- : Soo..what have you guys got to offer?
7:58 RiMiEg007
- : I can carve my own skull into a tree
7:58 BlooKaboom
- : *sarcastically* Yes, that will help us Duncan!
7:58 DuskGirlGwen
- : *glares at Duncan* Very mature
7:58 BlooKaboom
- : What about the Spanish Broners?
8:00 AssyrianAsylum
- : He can stand on our hands for a VERY LONG TIME
8:00 Jakerz69
- : How long exactly?
8:00 RiMiEg007
- : *shrugs* I'd say we can go up to a few hours
8:01 DuskGirlGwen
- : *rolls eyes*
8:01 BlooKaboom
- : Interesting... well, I don't think we can send two at a time, and we don't want to pick two of the same talents, so discuss among yourselves who will go!
8:02 Jakerz69
- : As much as I hate to say it, Duncan's talent might work
8:02 DuskGirlGwen
- : SERIOUSLY!?
- : You would pick HIM?
8:02 BlooKaboom
- : And HOW, exactly Cody, would Duncan's "talent"... "work"?
8:03 Jakerz69
- : Does anyone have any better ideas?
8:06 AssyrianAsylum
- : Jo! What can you do?
8:06 BlooKaboom
- : *conf* I always wanted to be a model and even tried out for "Teen Canada" magazine, but apparently I was "too ugly"..
- : Well, one of my most noticeable of my MANY talents is modeling! That's right!
8:06 AssyrianAsylum
- : No... seriously?
8:07 BlooKaboom
- : *angrily* I WAS being serious short stuff!
8:07 AssyrianAsylum
- : *gulps*
8:07 RiMiEg007
- : I saw her bench press almost 300lbs
8:08 AssyrianAsylum
- : Ok! I saw we send out Duncan, Jo, and one of the Brothers
- : Question is... which brother?
8:08 RiMiEg007
- : I say Alejandro! He's really good!
8:08 AssyrianAsylum
- : You kidding! You were WAY better than me as a kid!
8:08 BlooKaboom
- : Uh, can we just flip a coin? Seeing as you two have a MASSIVE broner for each other.
8:09 RiMiEg007
- : *laughs*
8:10 AssyrianAsylum
- : We'll go with Alejandro! If for no other reason than to shut you two up!
8:10 RiMiEg007
- : Works for me
8:10 AssyrianAsylum
- : Cool!
8:10 RiMiEg007
8:10 AssyrianAsylum
- : So... who wants to go?
8:10 DuskGirlGwen
- : I can summon super strength when ever I feel like it
8:10 AssyrianAsylum
- : Ummm... anyone else?
- : Like seriously... ANYONE else?
8:11 TheWalkingKen
- OOOH! I have a good one! watch this!
8:11 AssyrianAsylum
- : Let's see
8:11 RiMiEg007
8:11 TheWalkingKen
- Ta-Da!
8:11 DuskGirlGwen
- : *screams in horror* EWWW!
8:12 TheWalkingKen
- Hold on, *cracks arm back into place* Okay, now TA-DA!
8:12 AssyrianAsylum
- : *covers eyes* OH GOD!
8:13 TheWalkingKen
- You love it?
8:13 AssyrianAsylum
- : Ummm... *turns to Ezekiel*
- : Zeke? You're a man of many talents! What do you got?
8:14 RiMiEg007
- : *does a cow call, summoning a cow*
- : *makes cow noises, causing to cow to sit*
8:14 AssyrianAsylum
- : Impressive! Ok! Zeke is in for sure!
8:14 Jakerz69
- : *playing guitar*
8:15 AssyrianAsylum
- : Trent! Why don't you play a song?
8:15 Jakerz69
- : Yeah, all right! *smiles*
AssyrianAsylum
- : So I guess it's Zeke with the Cow... "Training"? Trent with a song, and Izzy with... her arm thing!
8:22 Jakerz69
- : Cool!
8:22 TheWalkingKen
- Yay! *claps happily*
8:23 AssyrianAsylum
- : *shudders at Izzy*
8:23 DuskGirlGwen
- : *curled up in a ball and shuddering*
- : *Conf* That was SO GROSS!
8:23 RiMiEg007
- : Welcome to the Talent Show Stadium!
- : Each team has chosen 3 contestants to perform their "talents"
- : Sinister Serpents have chosen Duncan, Jo, and Alejandro!
- : Do-Gooding Dolphins have chosen Ezekiel, Trent, and Izzy!
- : First up... Duncan with... "Carving his own skull into a tree"
- : That's a talent?
- : I'd say so!
- : *shrugs* Whatever
- : *starts carving into a tree*
- : *finishes*
- : Let's see what our expert panel of Judges think!
- : Please welcome...
- : Carlos Burromuerto!
- : Taco Ockerse!
- : and Jennette McCurdy!
- : *squeals like a little girl*
8:27 AssyrianAsylum
- : *rolls eyes at José* Hey Carlos!
8:27 RiMiEg007
- : *waves at José and Alejandro*
- : Hello, Gutentag!
- : Hey all! *blows kiss to José*
8:28 TheWalkingKen
- Ohmigosh! My dad loves Taco Ockerse!
8:28 RiMiEg007
- : *thumbs up at Lindsay*
- : Tell him to keep Puttin' on the Ritz!
8:29 TheWalkingKen
- Ritz? Crackers?
8:29 RiMiEg007
- : *facepalms*
- : Also, me, Chef, and the Interns will judge
- : So! I give Duncan a 6!
8:30 AssyrianAsylum
- : I give it a 10!
8:31 RiMiEg007
- : I don't know... what Duncan did wasn't very environmentally friendly
- : 2!
- : *glares at Jennette*
8:31 TheWalkingKen
- Eh, 7.5!
8:31 RiMiEg007
- : I think it was pretty good!
- : 9!
- : I give it a 7
8:31 TheWalkingKen
- 3, I'm feeling generous today.
- *holds up sign that says "10"*
8:33 RiMiEg007
- : So Duncan scored a total of 51.5/70 points
- : Cool!
- : *glares at Jennette*
- : Next up is Ezekiel with... Cow Training!
- : *calls cow onto stage*
8:34 DuskGirlGwen
- : I RECOGNIZE THAT COW!
- : *Conf* THAT DAMN COW FROM THE OBSTACLE COURSE CHALLENGE BACK IN SEASON 2!!!
- : *shudders* I thought I'd never see that demon again!
8:34 RiMiEg007
- : *looks over at Heather and smiles*
- : *whistles and makes cow attack Heather*
8:35 DuskGirlGwen
- : *running away* AHHHH GET IT OFF!
8:35 RiMiEg007
- : *laughs*
- : *laughs* Nice one Zeke! *high fives Ezekiel*
- : *high fives José*
8:35 AssyrianAsylum
- : *glaring at José* Who's team are you on?
8:36 RiMiEg007
- : Yours, and her's *points at Heather getting attacked by the cow* but it's just entertaining seeing that *censored* getting what she deserves!
- : *laughs* NICE!
- : 10!
8:36 AssyrianAsylum
- : I give it a 10!
8:36 RiMiEg007
- : 10!
- : 10!
- : 10!
8:36 TheWalkingKen
- *laughs* 10!
- 9!
- *shrugs and keeps the 10 sign up*
8:37 RiMiEg007
- : So Zeke has 69/70 points!
- : Good number!
- : *winks at camera*
- : Next up is Jo with... Weight Lifting!
- : *sarcastically* What an exciting talent... *rolls eyes*
8:38 BlooKaboom
- : *Benches 300 pounds* One!
- : Two!
- : *continues up to 50*
- : *gets off*
8:39 RiMiEg007
- : Impressive... Boring, but Impressive!
- : 10!
8:39 AssyrianAsylum
- : 10!
8:39 RiMiEg007
- : 8!
- : 9.5
- : 10!
8:39 TheWalkingKen
- 8
- 10! But only because I don't want Jo to hurt me!
8:40 BlooKaboom
- : You're darn right you don't!
8:40 TheWalkingKen
- *writes on sign and holds up 9.5*
8:42 RiMiEg007
- : So Jo has-
- : *jumps onto the stage*
- : GAH!
8:42 AssyrianAsylum
- : WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING!
8:42 RiMiEg007
- : Sasquatchanakwa!
- : *pick Jennette McCurdy up and runs into the distance*
- : JENNETTE!!!
- : *screams*
8:44 BlooKaboom
- : What the heck Sasquatch? We didn't get to tally my votes!
8:44 Jakerz69
- : Why did it come here?
8:44 TheWalkingKen
- Haha! It's King Kong! *clapping hands*
8:44 RiMiEg007
- : I think Zeke may have attracted it with his cow calls
- : *gulps*
8:44 BlooKaboom
- : THANKS Zeke!
8:45 RiMiEg007
- : *whistles and makes cow give Jo a wedgie*
8:45 BlooKaboom
- : *shrieks in pain*
- : HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!
8:45 RiMiEg007
- : *smiles evilly*
8:45 Jakerz69
- : *backs away from Zeke slowly*
8:45 RiMiEg007
- : OK NEW CHALLENGE
- : WE... and by we... I mean YOU GUYS! Have to save Jennette!
8:46 DuskGirlGwen
- : Ugh! Why?
- : She's just a washed up child actress who was on a crappy girls show!
8:46 TheWalkingKen
- KING KONG! KING KONG! KING KONG!
8:47 RiMiEg007
- : *glares at Heather*
- : Because... she's an investor in the show and without her... no show!
- : So unfortunately, you have to save her!
- : So get a move on!
- : HANG ON JENNETTE! I'M COMING!
- : *laughs* Phrasing!
8:47 BlooKaboom
- : *laughs*
8:48 TheWalkingKen
- I don't get it...
8:48 RiMiEg007
- : *holding Jennette and pounding chest*
- : So ummm... who wants to go first?
8:49 BlooKaboom
- : I'd rather not get murdered...
8:49 AssyrianAsylum
- : I'm with Jo!
8:49 TheWalkingKen
- *Starts running up the mountain* YEAH!
8:49 BlooKaboom
- : Unless someone has a rifle, or something!
8:49 RiMiEg007
- : *starts climbing mountain*
8:49 BlooKaboom
- : *Watching Izzy and José* They are absolutely CRAZY!
- : *to Alejandro* Prepare your vows.
8:50 AssyrianAsylum
- : What vows?
8:50 BlooKaboom
- : For your brother's funeral!
8:50 AssyrianAsylum
- : You mean eulogy
8:50 BlooKaboom
- : Same difference!
8:50 RiMiEg007
- : *climbing mountain* I HEARD THAT!
8:49 RiMiEg007
- : Ok... so I got a lighter, and knife, and a bow
8:51 BlooKaboom
- : *rolls eyes at José*
- : Sweet, Duncan!
- : Hand me the bow Duncan
8:51 RiMiEg007
- : *throws bolders at Izzy and José*
- : *hands Jo the bow and arrow*
- : I only made one arrow so make it count
8:51 TheWalkingKen
- *dodges one boulder, only to get it by another*
8:52 RiMiEg007
- : *gets hit by bolders and falls onto Alejandro*
8:52 AssyrianAsylum
- : GAH!
8:52 TheWalkingKen
- *Lands on top of Trent*
8:52 Jakerz69
- : OW!
- : *Conf* I think Izzy WANTS to kill me!
- : *throws Izzy off and rubs head*
8:52 BlooKaboom
- : *aims arrow at Sasquatchanakwa's head* I took an archery class when I was 12!
- : *conf* I almost took out my instructor's eye, but they don't need to know that..
8:53 RiMiEg007
- : Focus... focus... FOCUS!
8:53 BlooKaboom
- : I can't when you're screaming in my ear!
8:53 RiMiEg007
- : Sorry
8:53 BlooKaboom
- : *shoots arrow at Sasquatchanakwa*
8:54 RiMiEg007
- : *catches arrow*
8:54 BlooKaboom
- : Oh *censored*!
8:54 RiMiEg007
- : Be right back!
- : *runs into the forrest and collects arrow sized sticks*
- : *carves sticks into arrows*
- : *attaches peacock feathers to the ends*
- : Ok! I got 20 arrows!
- duncan
8:55 BlooKaboom
- : Wow, you really went all tribal with the feathers.
8:56 RiMiEg007
- : They're for stability... or something like that...
8:56 TheWalkingKen
- *starts walking up the mountain*
8:56 BlooKaboom
- : Suuure
8:56 AssyrianAsylum
- : *sees Lindsay* LINDSAY! ARE YOU INSANE!?
8:56 BlooKaboom
- : R.I.P. Lindsiot
8:57 DuskGirlGwen
- : I hope she doesn't get hurt
8:58 TheWalkingKen
- *walks up to Sasquatchanawkwa* Hi!
8:58 RiMiEg007
- : *turns to Lindsay*
- : *looks at Lindsay lovingly*
8:58 TheWalkingKen
- So, I was wondering...
- *holds up button from earlier* If you wanted to trade this button for her! *points at Jennette*
8:59 RiMiEg007
- : *nods*
- : *puts Jennette down and takes button*
- : *Conf* *puts button on chest*
9:00 TheWalkingKen
- Aw, thanks! *gives Sasquatchanakwa a kiss on the cheek*
9:00 RiMiEg007
- : *blushes*
9:01 AssyrianAsylum
- : *jaw drops*
9:01 DuskGirlGwen
- : *jaw drops*
9:01 BlooKaboom
- : I've seen enough online videos to see where this is going...
9:01 TheWalkingKen
- *walks back down the mountain with Jennette*
9:01 RiMiEg007
- : Thanks for saving me Lindsay!
9:01 TheWalkingKen
- No problem Annette!
9:01
- : *shcoked* Looks like the Do-Gooding Dolphins win once again!
- : *cheers*
- : *rolls eyes
9:02 BlooKaboom
- : Aw, come on!
9:02 AssyrianAsylum
- : *cheers*
- : *cheers*
9:02 DuskGirlGwen
- : Yes!!!
9:03 RiMiEg007
- : Sinister Serpents! Elimination Time!
- : *groans*
9:03 AssyrianAsylum
- : *glaring at José*
9:03 RiMiEg007
9:04 AssyrianAsylum
- : IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! *glares at José*
9:04 RiMiEg007
- : EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO WIN THE CHALLENGE!
9:05 AssyrianAsylum
- : You were not! You were trying to save your celebrity crush
- : Who last time I checked... barley acknowledges your existence!
9:05 RiMiEg007
- : She DOES TO!
9:06 AssyrianAsylum
- : Oh yeah? Before today, when was the last time you talked to her?
9:06 RiMiEg007
- : Ummm...
9:06 AssyrianAsylum
- : Exactly!
9:06 RiMiEg007
- : She's working on a TV Show!
9:07 AssyrianAsylum
- : She's too busy to call her own boyfriend for at least 5 minutes?
9:07 RiMiEg007
- : I... I...
9:07 BlooKaboom
- : Woah man...that was heavy
9:07 DuskGirlGwen
- : WILL YOU IDIOTS SHUT THE HECK UP!
9:08 RiMiEg007
- : *laughs*
- : *Conf* When did my entire team become a bad soap opera?
- : Welcome back Villains!
- : You all know what do do!
- : Except...
- : Tonight's elimination will be a double elimination!
- : *gulps*
- : Anyway! Time to vote!
- : The following are safe
- : Jo!
- : Noah!
- : Cody!
9:12 Jakerz69
- : sweet!
9:13 RiMiEg007
- : Heather!
- : Gwen!
- : Duncan, José, and Alejandro! You all have votes against you!
- : *glares at Gwen*
9:14 BlooKaboom
- : *gulps* C'mon Duncan
9:14 RiMiEg007
- : The final marshmallow of the night goes to...
- : *gulps*
9:14 AssyrianAsylum
- : *gulps*
9:14 RiMiEg007
- : *crosses arms and glares at Chris*
- : Duncan!
- : José and Alejandro! You're OUT!
9:15 BlooKaboom
- : Phew!
9:15 AssyrianAsylum
- : *turns to José* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
9:15 RiMiEg007
- : SHUT UP AL!
9:15 AssyrianAsylum
- : DON'T CALL ME AL!
9:16 RiMiEg007
- : I'LL CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT!
9:16 AssyrianAsylum
- : *picks José and Alejandro up by the hair* SHUT UP!
9:16 RiMiEg007
- : *glares at Chef* WATCH THE HAIR
9:16 AssyrianAsylum
- : OW OW OW OW OW!
- : *throws José and Alejandro on the Yacht of Failure*
9:17 RiMiEg007
- : Alright! Who from the Heroes will go to Exile?
- : *raises hand*
9:17 AssyrianAsylum
- : ME!
9:18 RiMiEg007
- : Zeke and Vin
- : *gulps and looks over at Vin*
9:18 AssyrianAsylum
- : *picks Zeke and Vin up by their hair and throws them onto the Yacht of Failure*
9:19 RiMiEg007
- : *screams in pain*
- : *glares at Chef*
9:19 AssyrianAsylum
- : *glares at Chef*
- : *drives Zeke and Vin to Boney Island*
9:19 RiMiEg007
- : Well, it is time to end!
- : The Brother have been eliminated!
- : and they were doing so well!
- : The Villains are now at a disadvantage
- : Will the Heroes continue their winning streak?
- : Will the Villains learn to get along?
- : What souvenir did Lindsay find on Boney Island?
- : Find out the answers to all these head scratchers, next time, on TOTAL!
- : DRAMA!
- : ALL-STARS!
- : *in Confessional playing with button, and accidentally swallows it*