This is the transcript page for the ninth episode of Total Drama: All-Stars, the fifth season of the series.
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This is the raw chat script as recorded from the main roleplay and then converted to display images for the characters:
- Note that there is no proofreading on this script and the conversion process is not perfect so mistakes may be imminent.
- : Last time on Total Drama: All-Stars!
- : The contestants were sent to Boney Island to collect 10 Guilded Chris Statues!
- : The Do-Gooding Dolphins worked well together…
- : …The Sinister Serpents… not so much…
- : However the teams tied, so we had a tie breaker… an AWESOME boxing match between José and Izzy!
- : In the end, Izzy won for the Heroes, and won the prestigious award of… an all expense paid trip to the local Button Shop…
- : *laughs* What? You thought I'd actually send them somewhere cool? Have you SEEN this show?
- : Anyway, will the Heroes keep their winning streak? Will the Villains get along and actually work as a team?
- : And will anyone find that idol? I have a feeling these people are too stupid to find it!
- : *throws a toaster at Chris*
- : *ducks* WHOA! WATCH THE FACE DUDE!
- : *glares at Chris*
- : *dusts shirt off* Find out now! On TOTAL!
- : DRAMA!
- : ALL-STARS!
- : *plays guitar riff of Hitchin' a Ride by Green Day*
- : *singing* Hey mister, where you headed?
- : *singing* Are you in a hurry?
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- and : *singing together* 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
- and : *singing together* Troubled times, you know I can not lie.
- and : *singing together* I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
- : *covering ears* WILL YOU IDIOTS SHUT UP!
- : *Conf* Stupid team! Most of them are so annoying! Vin, Cody, and Trent have no respect for boundaries! Zoey is a cheater! Izzy is psycho! Tyler has poor taste in girls! And Ezekiel is… well… Ezekiel! I guess Zeke is somewhat likable. At least Lindsay-iot is at Boney Island! I don't have to hear her confuse our names and watch her make out with Noah!
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- : Lighten up Courtney! We were just trying to have a good time!
- : Which is hard to do when you have Izzy kicking you in the back of the head the whole way to the Button Shop, then throwing buttons at you until you accidentally swallow one! *glares at Izzy*
- : I wish Lindsay was here! I'm sure she'd have some kind of one-liner that would make us forget what we were even arguing about!
- : Maybe she's getting chased by the Åñâēøûż!
- : *Conf* Lindsay is known for having dumb luck! I'm worried that she's going to find that idol after I searched the entire island TWICE looking for that darn thing!
- Alright, so the first stop on my spa trip should be... *sees a pit of mud* Ooh! Mud Bath!
- *lowers body into mud pit* Aah... Hey wait a second...
- *reaches around inside mud pit and pulls out the immunity idol* Hey! It's a little Chris!
- Aww it's so cute!
- : Boring... although it was entertaining watching Izzy throw buttons and other crap at Trent till he swallowed one
- : Well, everyone hates Duncan still, José and Alejandro are annoying as always. Jo is... ugh... and Noah and Cody are surprisingly the only non-annoying ones
- : Don't worry, this will be a more "tame" challenge
- : We're having...
- : ...a three-on-three...
- : TALENT CONTEST!
- : Both teams have 6 hours to pick three contestants to perform some kind of show for your team!
- : So... get a move on!
- : Interesting... well, I don't think we can send two at a time, and we don't want to pick two of the same talents, so discuss among yourselves who will go!
- : *conf* I always wanted to be a model and even tried out for "Teen Canada" magazine, but apparently I was "too ugly"..
- : Well, one of my most noticeable of my MANY talents is modeling! That's right!
- : So I guess it's Zeke with the Cow... "Training"? Trent with a song, and Izzy with... her arm thing!
- : Welcome to the Talent Show Stadium!
- : Each team has chosen 3 contestants to perform their "talents"
- : Sinister Serpents have chosen Duncan, Jo, and Alejandro!
- : Do-Gooding Dolphins have chosen Ezekiel, Trent, and Izzy!
- : First up... Duncan with... "Carving his own skull into a tree"
- : That's a talent?
- : I'd say so!
- : *shrugs* Whatever
- : *starts carving into a tree*
- : *finishes*
- : Let's see what our expert panel of Judges think!
- : Please welcome...
- : Carlos Burromuerto!
- : Taco Ockerse!
- : and Jennette McCurdy!
- : *squeals like a little girl*
- : So Duncan scored a total of 51.5/70 points
- : Cool!
- : *glares at Jennette*
- : Next up is Ezekiel with... Cow Training!
- : *calls cow onto stage*
- : I RECOGNIZE THAT COW!
- : *Conf* THAT DAMN COW FROM THE OBSTACLE COURSE CHALLENGE BACK IN SEASON 2!!!
- : *shudders* I thought I'd never see that demon again!
- : Yours, and her's *points at Heather getting attacked by the cow* but it's just entertaining seeing that *censored* getting what she deserves!
- : *laughs* NICE!
- : 10!
- : So Zeke has 69/70 points!
- : Good number!
- : *winks at camera*
- : Next up is Jo with... Weight Lifting!
- : *sarcastically* What an exciting talent... *rolls eyes*
- : Sasquatchanakwa!
- : *pick Jennette McCurdy up and runs into the distance*
- : JENNETTE!!!
- : *screams*
- : *glares at Heather*
- : Because... she's an investor in the show and without her... no show!
- : So unfortunately, you have to save her!
- : So get a move on!
- : HANG ON JENNETTE! I'M COMING!
- : *laughs* Phrasing!
- : *throws bolders at Izzy and José*
- : *hands Jo the bow and arrow*
- : I only made one arrow so make it count
- : *aims arrow at Sasquatchanakwa's head* I took an archery class when I was 12!
- : *conf* I almost took out my instructor's eye, but they don't need to know that..
- : Be right back!
- : *runs into the forrest and collects arrow sized sticks*
- : *carves sticks into arrows*
- : *attaches peacock feathers to the ends*
- : Ok! I got 20 arrows!
- So, I was wondering...
- *holds up button from earlier* If you wanted to trade this button for her! *points at Jennette*
- : You were not! You were trying to save your celebrity crush
- : Who last time I checked... barley acknowledges your existence!
- : Welcome back Villains!
- : You all know what do do!
- : Except...
- : Tonight's elimination will be a double elimination!
- : *gulps*
- : Anyway! Time to vote!
- : Heather!
- : Gwen!
- : Duncan, José, and Alejandro! You all have votes against you!
- : *glares at Gwen*
- : Well, it is time to end!
- : The Brother have been eliminated!
- : and they were doing so well!
- : The Villains are now at a disadvantage
- : Will the Heroes continue their winning streak?
- : Will the Villains learn to get along?
- : What souvenir did Lindsay find on Boney Island?
- : Find out the answers to all these head scratchers, next time, on TOTAL!
- : DRAMA!
- : ALL-STARS!
- : *in Confessional playing with button, and accidentally swallows it*