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This is the Transcript for Episode Thirteen of this Roleplay's Total Drama Action. Find the main article for it here!

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  • Chris : Last time on Total Drama Action!
  • Chris : The cast went back in time!
  • Chris : Not really! But that'd be cool if they did!
  • Chris : José hit on Heather, who looked mighty fine in a fur bikini!
  • Chris : Anyway! The Killer Greensman won! And the Screaming Cutters voted of Scott
  • Chris : Now it's time to do the long awaited challenge! Find out what happens next! On TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
 StopSCENE SWITCHES TO CONFESSIONALStop
  • Heather *conf* Okay, I like Jose and all, but he's been getting a bit too lovey dovey lately, I don't want that type of boyfriend!
  • José : *Conf* Okay! I like Heather, but I think I might be pushing her away! Ugh what am I doing wrong?
  • Gwen : *Conf* Ugh! I really think I should break it off with Duncan! I don't know if I should because Cody will jump in to hit on me!
  • Cody *conf* I can sense that Gwen is starting to push away from Duncan, this could be my time to step in!
  • Geoff Morning dudes!
  • Zeke : Hey Geoff! *high fives Geoff*
  • Noah : Hey Zeke! I need to talk to you!
  • Zeke : Uh! Ok man!
  • Lindsay : *Painting Nails*
  • Noah : Zeke, I heard Gwen talking about breaking up with Duncan! Dude, this could be your shot to step in, be the listening friend, and maybe get together with her!
  • Zeke : Yeah, but what if she doesn't feel the same about me anymore! Plus I have a great friendship with Duncan, I don't want to ruin it!
  • Noah : Then ask Duncan permission to date her dude! It really builds up your friendship!
  • Zeke : How do you know?
  • Noah : I saw it once on Friends!
  • Zeke : The TV Show?
  • Noah : No! The fricken' musical! Of course the TV Show!
  • Zeke : You think that'll work?
  • Noah : It's a 50/50 shot!
  • Zeke : I guess!
  • Noah : But make sure you wait a little while! You'll definitely ruin the friendship if you ask her out right after they break up!
  • Zeke : Ok, so how long should I wait?
  • Noah : A few days, maybe weeks! Maybe even a month!
  • Zeke : Seems reasonable!
  • Cody *overhears discussion*
  • Cody *conf* No No NO! I can't let Zeke date Gwen! I need to lift my game so she falls for my manly charms!
  • Duncan : *walks over to Cody* Hey! What are they talking about?
  • Cody uhhhhh.... nothing....
  • Duncan : Come on! What are they talking about? It's obvious you eavesdropped on them!
  • Cody I told you... nothing!
  • Duncan : Ok then! *picks Cody up by the shirt* Tell me and I let you live! What are they talking about?
  • Mal I know! *smiles devilishly*
  • Duncan : I doubt it! Spill it Cody!
  • Cody *nervously* ok, ok.... *fast* Zeke wants to date Gwen because she is losing interest in you *sighs*
  • Mal It's true! Gwen's gonna break up with you. Zeke's gonna ask her out
  • Duncan : *puts Cody down* I don't believe it? I've never been dumped! I gotta dump her first!
  • Duncan : Wait! Did you say Zeke wants to date Gwen?
  • Cody Yep, how about I make a deal with you
  • Duncan : Ok Geek! Whats the deal?
  • Cody *whispers in Duncan's ear* I will help you take down Zeke, but if Gwen then chooses me over you, I get her
  • Cody *conf* It's cool! I'm confident Gwen will choose me over Duncan McJerkface!
  • Duncan : I don't want to take down Zeke! He's my friend!
  • Mal He is? Really?
  • Duncan : Yeah Mal! He is! How about this! I'll dump Gwen! Then you and Zeke can try to win her over!
  • Duncan : *Conf* I bet everything I own that Cody will crash and burn, and Zeke might have a chance with Gwen!
  • Noah : Uhh Zeke! I think Duncan knows!
  • Zeke : Ok, well I'm going to hide! See ya!
  • Cody Fine!
  • Duncan : *shakes Cody's hand* Ok Deal!
  • Cody *conf* Whatever! Either way it is a 1v1 race
  • Duncan : *finds Zeke* Hey man what's up!
  • Zeke : I uh... I think I see a bird!
  • Duncan : Funny! We need to talk!
  • Zeke : Ok! About what?
  • Duncan : I'm breaking up with Gwen!
  • Zeke : No! Dude! Don't! Cody will be all over her!
  • Duncan : I know! But the truth is! I want you to date her!
  • Zeke : Say what?
  • Duncan : I know you two have a thing for each other! And between you and Cody, I think I would rather you date her!
  • Zeke : I... uh... well! You are really ok with this man? I don't want to ruin out friendship!
  • Duncan : Yes, I'm ok with it! Me and Gwen are losing interest in each other! And if anyone should date her, it's you!
  • Zeke : Wow! Ok!
  • Zeke : So, we're still friends?
  • Duncan : Yeah! We're still friends!
  • Zeke : Cool!
  • Duncan : Well, time to break up with Gwen! See ya man!
  • Zeke : See ya!
  • Zeke : *Conf* That was... unexpected! I though he was gonna kill me!
  • Duncan : Gwen! We have to talk!
  • Gwen : Ok... about what?
  • Duncan : I think we should-
  • Chris : Hello Cast!
  • Chris : It's time for today's challenge!
  • Duncan : Chris! Can the challenge wait? I have to do something!
  • Chris : No Duncan! It'll have to wait!
  • Chris : Ok! Today is action movie day!
  • Noah : Oh yay!
  • Cody Awesome!
  • Lindsay : Are we gonna dress up?
  • Chris : Vin and Arnold have set up bombs in places all over the film lot! They have left you clues to where they are and how to deactivate them!
  • *flashback*
  • *Vin and Arnold setting bombs*
  • Arnold so what happens when i push...
  • Vin dude! don't!
  • KABOOM!
  • Vin & Arnold *fly accross film set*
  • Chris : *laughs*
  • Vin *sigh* i dont get paid enough for this
  • José : I thought I heard a loud noise last night!
  • Noah : This is totally the plot to Die Hard with a Vengeance!
  • Chris : Who cares Noah!
  • Noah : I do! I don't want to deactivate bombs that will possibly kill me!
  • Chris : What's wrong? Too chicken?
  • Mal You've just never tried it
  • Noah : *looks at Mal* Uhh! And I don't plan to either!
  • Chris : Then you can say goodbye to... *pulls out the suitcase* to the MILLION BUCKS!
  • Noah : Ugh! Stupid money! Fine I'll play!
  • Chris : Ok! The first clue is somewhere in the city! Move teams MOVE!
  • Noah : The clue is in Toronto!
  • Heather to the city film set team!
  • Chris : No! It's in the city set Noah!
  • Lindsay : Whats a City?
  • Gwen : Ok! Let's move Greensman!
  • Duncan : *looks at Gwen in anger* Come on Cutters! Let's find that clue!

Music When Johnny Comes Marching Home Plays Music

  • Cody *looks under fire hydrant* An envelope!
  • Duncan : Nice work Cody!
  • Cody it says, 'the next clue is safe and sound'
  • Duncan : To the Bank Vault!
  • Gwen : *looks at Duncan in awe*
  • Heather where are they going? follow them!
  • Gwen : *Conf* Why is Duncan being nice to Cody? What is he planning?
  • José : I overheard what they said! "The next clue is safe and sound"
  • Heather Safe, like a bank safe! Let's go!
  • Gwen : Then let's head to the bank vault!
  • Duncan : *picks up the envelope*
  • Duncan : "The bomb is somewhere where you go every morning! The code is in something edible!"
  • Duncan : The mess hall?
  • Cody owen, do you know?
  • Duncan : *hides the envelope underground* Sorry Greensman!
  • Owen : FOOD :D
  • Duncan : Let's go!
  • Owen : *Runs to Mess Hall*
  • Heather *arrives at bankvault with team* Uh! Where are the Cutters?
  • Gwen : *arrives at the bank vault* Who cares! Find the clue! It must be in the safe!
  • Heather Well duh! But what's the code genius!
  • Mal *walks into kitchen*
  • José : We don't need one! *picks the lock* Wall la! *opens the safe*
  • Heather *picks up envelope* "The bomb is somewhere where you go every morning!" The bathroom?
  • Noah : Seems reasonable! Lets go!
  • José : Wait!
  • José : *takes the envelope* "The code is in something edible!" The bomb is at the mess hall and the code is in food!
  • Heather ok
  • Geoff Sweet! Let's go!
  • Noah : José your'e a genius!
  • José : Thanks Noah!
  • Mal *opens fridge*
  • Duncan : Look! The envelope!
  • Duncan : It's in the scrambled eggs!
  • Owen : *Staring at Food*
  • Mal yep, the eggs are beeping.
  • Cody Don't eat it Owen!
  • Duncan : *takes the eggs*
  • Duncan : *takes the code out*
  • Duncan : Ok Owen, now you can eat the eggs.
  • Duncan : The code is 496927666
  • Cody Hey! Where's Owen gone?
  • Duncan : Who cares! *defuses the bomb* We got the first bomb defused!
  • Owen *At chef's fridge* Is this... heaven!
  • *bomb opens*
  • Duncan : The next clue!
  • Mal *slams fridge shut*
  • Owen No! Why'd ya have to do that, huh?
  • Duncan : "The next bomb is in a place private! The code is under someones bed"
  • Cody my bed felt a bit lumpy last night!
  • Duncan : That's easy! The code is in a trailer, and the bomb is in the confessional!
  • Mal if we split up we can find the code faster
  • Gwen : *Conf* I put some rocks in Cody's mattress! *hears a beeping sound* Did anyone hear that?
  • Cody ok! i'll go with owen! come on Owen!
  • Owen Nah, I'm good here thanks *continues to eat food*
  • Gwen : *tries to open the Confessional door, but it's stuck* OPEN! UP! Ok! I'm trapped!
  • Mal *Goes in girls trailer*
  • Zeke : *goes in the guys trailer*
  • Mal *checks under Lindsay's bed*
  • Zeke : *checks in Cody's bed* Why are there rocks here?
  • Cody We kinda gotta go dude!
  • Owen But I haven't even finished my entree yet!
  • Zeke : *checks under Duncan's bed* I found the code!
  • Cody Whatever! But if we lose, you're going home *runs off*
  • Heather Hey, where's Gwen?
  • Zeke : It's 555000166!
  • Gwen : HELP! SOMEONE! HELP!
  • Cody *runs past confessional* Is someone in there?
  • Zeke : Gwen?
  • Mal *checks in Gwen's bed*
  • Zeke : *runs to the Confessional* GWEN? Hold on!
  • Cody *tries to open door* it's jammed!!!!
  • Cody *tries to kick door down*
  • Zeke : *kicks down the Confessional door*
  • Cody *runs in*
  • Gwen : Zeke?
  • Cody there's a bomb in here!
  • Zeke : Get outta there! There's a bomb in there!
  • Cody *puts in code*
  • Gwen : What! *runs out*
  • Duncan : 2 for 2! Nice!
  • Gwen : Is that all you care about! Your team winning? I almost died Duncan!
  • Heather *catches up to cutters* uh! we're getting smashed! good one gwen!
  • Mal *tears girls trailer apart* WHERE IS IT?!
  • Cody yea! hmph! are you alright baby?
  • Gwen : Uh Thanks Heather?
  • Gwen : I'm fine! Thanks Zeke for saving me!
  • Cody what about me?
  • Zeke : No problem!
  • Gwen : You too Cody!
  • Gwen : *Conf* Zeke is definitely the one! He care more about me than Duncan! I am so breaking up with Duncan tonight!
  • Cody *grins*
  • Heather so now what!
  • Zeke : *take envelope* We go to the next bomb!
  • Zeke : *runs off*
  • Heather Uh! Where is the rest of my team?
  • José : *trips the Cutters* Later Losers!
  • Gwen : Come on Heather! Or we're leaving you behind!
  • Heather Coming!
  • Duncan : Come on Cutters! Follow em'! Hey, Cutters does sound emo! Ugh!
  • Mal *runs out the Girl's cabin and sees the Greensman* The clue! *trips Jose*
  • Cody told you!
  • Gwen : Zeke! What's the clue?
  • Zeke : The next bomb is in a iconic British television show prop! The code is under the prop!
  • José : Iconic British television show?
  • Zeke : Doctor Who? So maybe it's in the TARDIS!
  • Gwen : One way to find out! Lets go!
  • Zeke : *rips up the envelope* Sorry Cutters! Wow, that does sound emo!
  • Noah : I know right!
  • Mal We need to take a shot in the dark. we wont win unless we do
  • Cody and no one listened to me at first!
  • Cody what are you on about mike?
  • Duncan : Isn't it obvious?
  • Cody uh... no?
  • Duncan : Mal! Explain it to him!
  • Mal *sighs* If we check everywhere we're more likely to find bombs or clues.
  • Cody ahhh!
  • Duncan : Ok! Let's roll!
  • Cody *looks in western set*
  • Heather *arrives at tardis* *picks up envelope* Got it!
  • Gwen : Quick! Read it!
  • Heather 'The big bang lies at the top'
  • Heather The top of the mountain prop?
  • Mal *looks in crater*
  • Heather let's go!
  • Heather *runs up mountain*
  • Mal A bomb?
  • Gwen : Nice work Heather!
  • Noah : *sarcastically* Yeah!
  • Heather *diffuses bomb*
  • Mal Guys I found one!
  • Gwen : *finds the last clue* "The last bomb is with a big tubby cast member! The code was in his lunch, but is now within him"
*KABOOM*
  • Cody NO! OWEN!
  • Owen I'm alright!
  • Owen i managed to pass it through my bowels before it blew
  • Gwen : Ok! Chris is certifiably insane!
  • Chris : Congrats Cutters! You have won!
  • Heather What! But we diffused the most bombs!
  • Chris : Just kidding! The Greensman actually won! Sike!
  • Heather Yes!
  • Chris : Cutters! Back to the Gilded Chris Awards Ceremony!
  • Cody Aww man! Not again!
Stop SCENE SWITCHES TO GILDED CHRIS AWARDS CEREMONY Stop
  • Mal *groans*
  • Chris : Well Cutters! You must love losing cause you keep coming back!
  • Chris : *laughs* You know what to do! Go vote!
  • Cody Shut up Chris!
  • Chris : The following are safe!
  • Chris : Cody!
  • Chris : Mike!
  • Chris : Lindsay!
  • Chris : Duncan and Owen! You are LOW!
  • Duncan : Really guys?
  • Chris : The final Gilded Chris goes to...
  • Chris : IS...
  • Chris : Duncan! Sorry Owen! You're out!
  • Chris : Lame-o-sine awaits!
  • Owen Aw man, but I was having so much fun!
  • Owen Oh well, See you guys!
  • Cody See ya man!
  • Duncan : Smell ya later man!
  • Owen *gets in lameosine*
  • Chris : Well, that was a climactic episode!
  • Chris : Join us next week! And see who gets eliminated next! On TOTAL!
  • Chris : DRAMA!
  • Chris : ACTION!
Stop THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED Stop

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