This is the transcript page for the 2nd episode of Total Drama: Revenge of the Island, the fourth season of the series.
- Main article: Who's Laughing at Who?
Episode Script[]
This is the raw chat script as recorded from the main roleplay and then converted to display images for the characters:
- Note that there is no proofreading on this script and the conversion process is not perfect so mistakes may be imminent.
11:31 RiMiEg007
DO NOT TALK OR YOU WILL BE KICKED
: Last Time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island!
: 14 contestants were brought back to Camp Wawanakwa for an all new season!- : Unfortunately... for them, the island has become radioactive! And all of the island's animals have been mutated!
- : and I'm sill looking for the Åñâēøûż!
- : Anyway, in the end, the Noxious Cats won!
- : and liar liar pants on fire Staci was sent home!
- : Who will be hurled on the Hurl of Shame next? And who will Hurl while being Hurled? Find out now on TOTAL!
- : DRAMA!
- : REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!
11:35 Cody 2015
- *walks in forest and sees something* Hey, what is this? *picks up an immunity idol hidden behind a tree* Cool :D
11:35 BlooKaboom
- Hey Mike!
11:36 AssyrianAsylum
- : *sees Mike*
11:36 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *wakes up* Morning team
11:36 BlooKaboom
- These animals are beautiful! I've never been in a real life forest before!
11:36 AssyrianAsylum
- : *Conf* Ah! Looks like multiple Mike found one of my decoy idols! *laughs*
11:37 BlooKaboom
- Hey, Vin!
11:37 AssyrianAsylum
- : Hello Cam!
11:37 BlooKaboom
- Could I talk to you in private?
11:37 AssyrianAsylum
- : Sure! I guess!
11:37 BlooKaboom
- *Walks to a distant tree with Vin*
11:37 RiMiEg007
- : Mornin Scott! Mornin' Jo! Mornin' Lightning!
11:38 BlooKaboom
- Ok..I was wondering if you'd like to become allies?
DerpyandDawn has left the chat. 11:38 Cody 2015
- Hey guys!
11:38 AssyrianAsylum
- : Sure Cam!
11:38 BlooKaboom
- Thanks!
DerpyandDawn has arrived. So quit talking smack about them! 11:39 BlooKaboom
- *Conf* Wow! My first alliance ever! I...I'm hyperventilating! *takes inhaler* Much better...
11:39 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : SHA-LIGHTNING *breaks down the Cabin Door* Where's my daily protein
11:39 BlooKaboom
- Vin, before you go, I think we may need one more person..how about Brick?
11:40 AssyrianAsylum
- : Brick might be a good choice!
11:40 IHeartHeather4Ever
- : *wakes up and stretches* I wonder what today's challenge is gonna be!
11:40 BlooKaboom
- Hey, Brick!
11:40 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : Great job Muscle boy, you broke a cabin door
11:40 RiMiEg007
- : *walks to the forest* Yeah?
11:40 BlooKaboom
- Would you like to join my alliance with Vin?
11:41 RiMiEg007
- : Well... it's quite early! But I can't say no! Sure I will!
11:41 BlooKaboom
- Thanks!
11:41 DerpyandDawn
- : *Mediates*
11:41 AssyrianAsylum
- : Cool!
11:41 BlooKaboom
- *Conf* Wow..everyone's nicer than I remembered!
11:42 RiMiEg007
- : *on the loudspeaker* ATTENTION CAMPERS! REPORT TO THE MESS HALL! PRONTO!
11:42 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : I wonder what the stupid challenge is going to be *looks out broken cabin door*
11:42 RiMiEg007
11:42 BlooKaboom
- Ay yo, what's this about!? I didn't get enough hair spray!
11:42 RiMiEg007
- : Too bad!
TylerWebkinzFan has arrived. So quit talking smack about them! 11:42 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : Who cares Tan in a Can
11:42 BlooKaboom
- Don't make me come over there jock girl!
11:42 Cody 2015
- Hey Dawn
11:43 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : Go ahead puffy
11:44 BlooKaboom
- *Slaps Jo and sprays hair spray on her hair, making it stiff*
11:44 Cody 2015
- What are we doing here guys
11:44 AssyrianAsylum
- : And where's Chris!
11:44 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *tackles Anne Maria* OH YOU ARE GOING DOWN
11:45 RiMiEg007
- : *walks into the Mess Hall* Hello all! How'd you sleep!
11:45 DerpyandDawn
- : Hello Michael
11:45 BlooKaboom
- Great!
11:45 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *laughs at the fightning* Good
11:45 BlooKaboom
- OH CRAP!
11:45 AssyrianAsylum
- : Eh, better than when I was an intern!
11:45 BlooKaboom
- *struggles to hit Jo*
11:46 RiMiEg007
- : That was rhetorical!
- : Anyway! Who thinks they're funny?
11:46 BlooKaboom
- I'm hilarious!
- *pushes Jo off*
11:46 Cody 2015
- Me
11:46 AssyrianAsylum
- : I think I have some wit!
11:47 BlooKaboom
- Back home in Jersey, they call me Anne the Gutbusta'
11:47 Cody 2015
- I'm super funny
11:47 IHeartHeather4Ever
- : Sure they do!
11:47 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *throws Anne Maria's spray can away*
- spray
11:47 BlooKaboom
- ....
11:47 RiMiEg007
- : Anyway!
11:47 BlooKaboom
- *faints*
11:47 DerpyandDawn
- : Ugh can we like start
11:47 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : What is the Sha-challenge
11:47 RiMiEg007
- : Today's challenge is going to test those theories!
TylerWebkinzFan has left the chat. 11:48 DerpyandDawn
- : I reluctantly agree with Dakota Milton
11:48 BlooKaboom
- Einstein's theory of relativity!?
11:48 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : Wait what?
11:48 RiMiEg007
- : No Cam! You will perform a comedy routine!
11:48 BlooKaboom
- Oh..
11:48 AssyrianAsylum
- : Wow! That's different!
11:49 BlooKaboom
- For you and chef?
11:49 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : I'm not that good at comedy
11:49 RiMiEg007
- : Well, yes! And also Noah!
- : Come on out Noah!
11:49 AssyrianAsylum
- : Sup!
11:49 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : That srawny kid from last season?
11:50 AssyrianAsylum
- : Can I get a coffee or something?
11:50 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : Ugh, Noah
11:50 BlooKaboom
- Hi Noah! You have a great knowledge of books! Have you read 50 Shades of Grey?
11:50 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *glares at Cameron*
11:50 AssyrianAsylum
- : Yeah! It was interesting!
11:50 BlooKaboom
- Um..I'll be quiet now
11:51 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *Conf* The other team might think they are strong and smart, but when my plan comes into play, they won't know what hit him *laughs evily*
11:51 RiMiEg007
- : Ok Campers! Let's heat those funnies!
- : Noxious Cats! You go first!
11:52 BlooKaboom
- *Conf* Scott made me tinkle a little..
11:52 RiMiEg007
- : By the way! If you make Chef AND Noah laugh! Your team wins!
11:52 BlooKaboom
- Chris, may we use my laughing gas?
11:52 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : Alright, lets do this team!
11:52 RiMiEg007
- : That would be cheating
11:52 BlooKaboom
- Hmm..
11:52 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : Don't ask him twerp
11:53 BlooKaboom
- Alright team, what do they like? Seeing little people get hurt?
- I'm willing to sacrifice my fragile skin for the team.
11:53 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *pushes Cameron and Scott over* Oh Sha-please just get it over with
11:53 AssyrianAsylum
- : *kicks Cameron is the crotch* Sorry man!
11:53 BlooKaboom
- So much pain! *falls over crying*
11:53 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *laughs*
11:54 AssyrianAsylum
- : Funny! But not a joke!
11:54 BlooKaboom
- *groans*
11:54 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : We aren't performing yet
11:54 AssyrianAsylum
- : I liked it! Srawny kid got kicked in the yahoos!
11:54 BlooKaboom
- Yahoo! Inc. is an American multinational Internet corporation headquartered in Sunnyvale, California.
11:55 RiMiEg007
- : No one cares Cam!
11:55 BlooKaboom
- Sorry Chris!
11:55 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *pushes Cameron* SHUT UP
11:55 BlooKaboom
- Ok, anyone know any good jokes?
- Ow!
11:56 AssyrianAsylum
- : Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?
- : Why?
- : Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.
- : *laughs* That was good!
- : Eh, I heard it before!
- : Dang!
11:57 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *laughs*
11:57 BlooKaboom
- You know..marriage is overrated. I had a divorce recently. My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
11:57 RiMiEg007
- : *laughs*
Teamdarkfan4 has arrived. So quit talking smack about them! 11:58 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- File:JO.png : *laughs* No one would ever go out with you
11:58 AssyrianAsylum
- : BORING! *throws a shoe at Cameron*
11:58 BlooKaboom
- My nose!
Cody 2015 has left the chat. 11:58 AssyrianAsylum
- : *laughs*
11:58 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *Laughs*
- : *Conf* Time for my plan
12:00 BlooKaboom
- *gets up*
12:00 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : Hey Chef, I heard Noah saying you are as ugly as Staci
12:00 AssyrianAsylum
- : SAY WHAT!?
DerpyandDawn has left the chat. 12:00 AssyrianAsylum
- : I never said that!
12:00 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : As well as the other team
12:01 BlooKaboom
- Uhh..it's true!
12:01 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : They said you have no soul and would obviously choose them to win
12:01 AssyrianAsylum
- : *grabs Noah by the throat*
- : *chokes*
12:01 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : Hey Chef, the other team also said it
12:01 BlooKaboom
- Scott..are you sure this is the right thing to do..
12:02 RiMiEg007
- : Chef! Please don't kill him! I can't afford any lawsuits!
12:02 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : Do you want to win or not?
12:02 AssyrianAsylum
- : *drops Noah*
- : *coughs*
12:02 BlooKaboom
- *Conf* I didn't want to risk elimination, or Scott torturing me..so I went along with it..
12:02 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : I would choose the right team to win if i was you Chef. Not the team that called you fat and ugly
12:02 RiMiEg007
- : Ok! Maybe the other team has some jokes for us!
12:03 BlooKaboom
- Yeah Scott. Remember when Dakota insulted Chef's mom?
12:03 RiMiEg007
- : Vipers! GO!
12:03 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : Oh yea
12:03 BlooKaboom
- *Conf* That one actually wasn't a lie..
12:03 AssyrianAsylum
- : Why did the chicken cross the road?
12:03 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *Conf* I wonder why twerp is helping me?
- : WHO SHA-CARES
12:03 AssyrianAsylum
- : BORING! *throws other shoe at Sam*
- : OW! My throat!
12:04 BlooKaboom
- *Wakes up*
12:04 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- &* : *laughs*
12:04 BlooKaboom
- Why was I on the ground...?
12:04 AssyrianAsylum
- : Why?
12:04 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : Your spray can was destroyed
12:04 BlooKaboom
- Oh right..Jo tosses my hair spray can...*picks up can*
12:05 AssyrianAsylum
- : Hardly a joke!
12:05 BlooKaboom
- JO YOU LITTLE CRAP! *Accidentally sprays Chef in the eyes with hair spray*
12:05 AssyrianAsylum
- : MY EYES!
12:05 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *falls to the ground and laughs hard*
DerpyandDawn has arrived. So quit talking smack about them! 12:05 AssyrianAsylum
- : *laughs* Wow!
12:05 BlooKaboom
- Oh god no..
12:06 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : See Chef thats why they called you all those names
12:06 AssyrianAsylum
- : *breathes heavily*
12:06 BlooKaboom
- Wait chef!
12:06 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : They do not deserve to win
12:06 RiMiEg007
- : Ok! Back to the Cats!
12:06 AssyrianAsylum
- : I have a great joke!
12:06 BlooKaboom
- On the bright side...you won't be able to blink for three hours...or three weeks..
12:06 AssyrianAsylum
- : Let's hear it!
- : Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
- : Why?
12:07 BlooKaboom
- I have one!
12:07 AssyrianAsylum
- : They always leave to go answer the door.
12:07 BlooKaboom
- *Laughs* Good one Vin!
12:07 AssyrianAsylum
- : *laughs*
12:07 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *laughs* Its true. I saw Lindsay do it ,once
12:07 BlooKaboom
- Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
12:07 AssyrianAsylum
- : *looks evily at the Venomous Vipers* Hmmm *laughs at Vin's joke*
12:07 BlooKaboom
- He got hit by an ice cream truck! It's funny because it's an ironic anti-joke!
DerpyandDawn has left the chat. 12:08 RiMiEg007
- : Shut up Cameron! Your team won!
12:08 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *Conf* The plan is working! Buh-bye Vipers *laughs evily*
12:08 BlooKaboom
- Really? Awesome!
12:08 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *smiles evily*
12:08 RiMiEg007
- : Congrats Cats! Two in a row!
12:08 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : YES!
12:09 AssyrianAsylum
- : Sweet!
12:09 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : SHA-LIGHTNING
12:09 BlooKaboom
- *Conf* I had to get some more people on my side...like a dangerous player, like Scott
- Hey..Scott
12:09 RiMiEg007
- : I knew we could do it!
12:09 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : What is it twerp
12:10 BlooKaboom
- You know..if we do lose..
- I think you should vote out B..
12:10 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : And why is that *glares at Cameron*
12:10 BlooKaboom
- He's silent..he could be plotting something...and he's just extra weight..
12:10 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : True, good plan four eyes
12:11 BlooKaboom
- *Conf* B, if you do end up getting eliminated later on because of me, I'm sorry!
12:11 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : I'm in *smiles evily*
12:11 RiMiEg007
- : Alright! Vipers! Time for elimination!
12:11 BlooKaboom
- Great! Uh...I'm going to go rest
12:11 RiMiEg007
12:11 BlooKaboom
- I wish that idiotic loser JO was on my team!
12:11 IHeartHeather4Ever
- : I know who I'm voting out!
12:12 BlooKaboom
- And who's that Red?
12:12 RiMiEg007
- : Ok Vipers! Time to vote someone out!
- : You know what to do!
12:12 BlooKaboom
- Your pigtails are disgusting! You look like the wendy's girl
12:12 RiMiEg007
TylerWebkinzFan has arrived. So quit talking smack about them! 12:14 RiMiEg007
- : The following are safe!
- : Mike
- : Sam!
- : Dawn
- : Dakota!
12:14 LlewellynIsAwesome! test 12:14 RiMiEg007
- : Zoey and Anne Maria! You are LOW!
12:15 BlooKaboom
- Hmph..goodbye Zoey.
12:15 RiMiEg007
- : And the Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom goes to...
12:16 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *smiles* Cya Anne Maria
12:16 RiMiEg007
- : Anne Maria! Zoey, you are safe!
- : Anne Maria! You are OUT!
12:16 BlooKaboom
- No! My poof!
12:16 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : HA! IN YOUR FACE POOFY
12:16 BlooKaboom
- *crying* My beautiful poof has a hole in it!
- If I EVER see you again Jo, I'LL END YOU!
- *Climbs in catapult*
12:17 RiMiEg007
- : Hurl of Shame awaits!
12:17 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : Good luck Hole in the Poof
12:17 BlooKaboom
- *flips off Jo*
12:17 RiMiEg007
- : Don't hurl on it! *pulls lever and hurls Anne Maria*
12:18 BlooKaboom
- That joke doesn't even make SEENSSSSEEEE
12:18 LlewellynIsAwesome!
- : *laughs* Bye Poofy
12:18 RiMiEg007
- : 2 down, 12 to go! See who will fly to the moon next time!
- : ON TOTAL!
- : DRAMA!
- : REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!