Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Russia: Transcript

This is the transcript for Episode 4 of this roleplay's third season, Total Drama World Tour. Find the main article for it here!

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10:51 RiMiEg007

 DO NOT TALK OR YOU WILL BE KICKED

: Last time on Total Drama World Tour!
: We went to Paris, de France!
: And the challenge was pretty fun too!
: Somehow, Cameron was able to win for his team!
: and Team Heather lost!
: Thankfully, Dawn was voted out! THat annoying little *censored*

10:55 Chwiis

Everyone : Woohooo!

10:55 RiMiEg007

: s'cuse my French!
: Anyway, we have another awesome challenge for our contestants! Right here, on TOTAL!
: DRAMA!
: WORLD TOUR!

 YOU MAY TALK

*conf* So uh yah...WOOHOO! I love cheese! I crave it suddenly. Would you like cheese-itz? I didn't think so. OMG am I a mutant. Nah...

: Wha-
: Ok then!

: That was... interesting!

It's called a confessional! Eavesdropping much?

: You screamed it! Everyone heard you!

*conf* After the *gulp* nightmare that was last season, I'm actually enjoying this season, sailing 'round the world! Hopefully I can pick up some cute Russian babes or something.

*conf* I don't think either Cameron or I am safe from Eva's rage! Gosh! Hopefully we can get her out as soon as possible.

*Conf* It was nice seeing France while we can

: *Conf* Man! My team sucks! Well, Heather doesn't, but the rest do! But once I put my plan into action, Team Pythag will go down! HARD!

Bridge gimme a kiss!

*Conf* Im glad my team won that last challenge , maybe they weren't so bad after all

: Hey Harold! Can I talk with you in private?

*conf* I'm not a team with evil people...at least I hope they're not.

: *kisses Geoff* There my hot hunk!

: You two are disgusting!

bleh

*conf* After being in Paris, I feel hella romantic!
Dudes! It's called love!

Can't you feel it in the air?

: It's also called disgusting

11:02 TDfan10

Not really. I wanna go the Russia and get a cool hat

11:02 Chwiis

*shrugs* *kisses Bridgette*

11:03 RiMiEg007

: *Conf* Ever since me and Gwen broke up, every other couple make me jealous or disgusted!

Marialuisa.hernandez.3760 has arrived. 11:04 Teamdarkfan4

So good team we're doing so far team , I guess?

11:04 TDfan10

Chef, can I drive the plane?

11:05 Mr.Duncan007

: *Conf* I really love being on a great team! But I also love Zoey... I mean... she's cool! I guess... Heh heh!
: Uh! NO!

11:05 TDfan10

>:|

11:06 AssyrianAsylum

: *accidentally overhears Scott's Confessional* Hmmmmm! What a great way to force someone into an alliance!

11:08 Ethan Oka

*to Cameron* If it weren't for Eva, First Class would be the greatest place on Earth!

11:08 Chwiis test 11:08 TDfan10 this is so slow 11:08 Chwiis eh, it'll get better 11:09 Jakerz69

: Hey! I helped win too!

11:09 Chwiis

*conf* Compared to other seasons, so far, I'm almost enjoying this season! ALMOST!

11:10 RiMiEg007

: *over the loud speaker* May I have you're attention please? Please report to the Cargo Bay for you're challenge briefing!

11:10 TDfan10

*conf* I feel like my season is incomplete ...I know that the winning part is way ahead but.. I'm missing something

11:11 Teamdarkfan4

*Goes to cargo bay*

11:11 TDfan10

goes to cargo bay*

11:11 Teamdarkfan4

*Goes*

11:11 Chwiis

Fine! *goes*

11:11 Ethan Oka

*evil smile*

11:11 Chwiis

*goes*

11:11 RiMiEg007

 EVERYONE GOES TO THE CARGO BAY

11:12 TDfan10

Why are we here?

11:12 Mr.Duncan007

: Ok! We're here! What do ya want?

11:12 RiMiEg007

: I literally just told you over the intercom!

11:13 TDfan10

*rolls eyes*

11:13 Ethan Oka

For a challenge briefing! Gosh! Don't you guys listen?

11:13 RiMiEg007

: No one ever listens to Chris! If you haven't noticed, He's kinda the devil!

11:13 TDfan10

I heard him. I just want to know WHAT the challenge briefly is.

11:14 RiMiEg007

: We're going to Mother Russia!

11:14 Jakerz69

: YES!

11:14 Ethan Oka

Yes!

11:14 Chwiis

Yes! Russian chicks! *fist pumps*

11:15 Ethan Oka

History at it's finest!

11:15 Jakerz69

: i know right!

11:15 TDfan10

OOH! I want a Russia hat! Cody, No offence, but I don't think you may be able to score a Russia girl.

11:15 Chwiis

History? Pfft! I'm in it for the babes!
Hey!!!!!!

11:16 RiMiEg007

: All the "babes" are gonna do is laugh at you! Cause you'll have your underwear over your head!

11:16 TDfan10

*laughs*

11:17 Chwiis

At least I don't have crappy metal in my face!

11:17 Ethan Oka

Actually, piercing have to be high quality.

11:17 RiMiEg007

: *takes out a sewing needle and pierces Cody's lip*

11:18 TDfan10

Hmmm...he looks different

11:18 Chwiis

Ooooh!
*lips swells up* Way to recycle plotpoints, Duncan!

11:18 Ethan Oka

Laughing echoes through cargo bay*

11:18 Teamdarkfan4

Whats that laugh?

11:19 RiMiEg007

: Well, now YOU have "crappy" metal in your face too!

11:19 Chwiis

*conf* Damn! How am I gonna score with a babe with this!!? *points at swollen lip*
Laugh? It's probably just the crappy engine playing up again!

11:20 Ethan Oka

laugh echoes again*

11:20 AssyrianAsylum

: *laughs* Yeah, probably!

11:20 Chwiis

Chris! You really need to fix that thing!

11:20 Teamdarkfan4

This makes me scared

11:20 TDfan10

Chris, where's the challenge? I'm sooooooooooooooooo bored!

11:21 Mr.Duncan007

: Don't worry Zoey! I'm here if you need me!
: I mean! Scared? You're such a girl!
: Heh heh!

11:22 Ethan Oka

*stares at Scott*

11:22 Teamdarkfan4

Um thanks?

11:22 TDfan10

*conf* Izzy's couple pairings: Scott obviously like Zoey. So... yeah. I see them as a couple.

11:22 RiMiEg007

: *nudges Scott* Vey subtle there Scotty!

11:23 Ethan Oka

Aren't we down here for the challenge?

11:23 TDfan10

yeah

11:23 Mr.Duncan007

: *opens the Cargo Bay doors*

11:23 RiMiEg007

 EVERYONE FALLS

11:23 TDfan10

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

11:24 Ethan Oka

You never told us the challenge!

11:24 RiMiEg007

: Seriously?

11:24 Teamdarkfan4

AHHHHHHHHHHH
IM GOING TO SUE YOU MCLAIN

11:24 TDfan10

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HAHA! THIS IS FUN!

11:24 AssyrianAsylum

: *catches Heather* I got you!
: *punches José and catches Heather* No! I got you!

11:25 TDfan10

Ooooooooooooohh! A love triangle!

11:25 Ethan Oka

If I calculate this right... Grab on to Eva! Her muscle mass'll break the surface tensino of the water!

11:25 Chwiis

Argh! Get your hands off me!

11:25 Ethan Oka

tension

11:25 Chwiis

*slaps Alejandro*

11:25 Teamdarkfan4

*Lands*

11:26 AssyrianAsylum

: *kicks Alejando in the groin* Get off my chica! *catches Heather*

11:26 TDfan10

:/

11:26 Chwiis

*lands on Alejandro's head with Jose*

11:26 Teamdarkfan4

*Lands* Ow

11:27 TDfan10

*lands* Can we do that again?

11:27 Ethan Oka

*grabs onto Eva* I hope I calculated this correctly!
*lands in water*
*swims to shore*

11:29 Chwiis

*lands*

11:29 RiMiEg007

: *lands on Cody*

11:30 Chwiis

What the hell!

11:30 RiMiEg007

: *lands on Cody* Whoops! Sorry! *laughs*

11:30 Chwiis

Argh! My lip is swelling up even more!

11:31 RiMiEg007

: Consider it part of my payback for last season!

11:32 Teamdarkfan4

...

11:32 Chwiis

Hmmph

11:32 RiMiEg007

: *jetpacks to the contestants* Nice falling there Flyers!

11:33 TDfan10

can we do it again?

11:33 Ethan Oka

You have a jetpack?! Gosh! Why don't we have any?!

11:33 Teamdarkfan4

my feet still hurt from the landing

11:33 RiMiEg007

: We'll do it in every challenge Izzy!

11:33 TDfan10

YAY!

11:34 Ethan Oka

With parachutes right?

11:34 Teamdarkfan4

*Conf* Im coming for you Chris

11:34 RiMiEg007

: Maybe! Just kidding! Of course! I don't need you dying! I don't need any lawsuits!

11:35 TDfan10

what's the challenge?

11:35 RiMiEg007

: Well, we are now in Moscow, Russia!
: Your challenge: Find your ways from here to Tunguska!

11:36 Chwiis

To where?

11:36 Jakerz69

: Tunguska? That's like thousands of miles away!

11:36 RiMiEg007

: Then you better move!

11:37 Ethan Oka

Why could't you have landed us there?!

11:37 TDfan10

starts running*

11:37 RiMiEg007

: Last one to arrive to Tunguska lose for your team!
: Because Harold, the challenge is to race to Tunguska!

11:37 Teamdarkfan4

Ok , we need some kind of map or a compass

11:37 Chwiis

Argh! We can't lose again! Move it team! *runs*

11:37 Ethan Oka

*starts jogging*

11:37 RiMiEg007

: Ok! Wait!

11:38 Ethan Oka

*stops*

11:38 Chwiis

What now!?

11:38 TDfan10

wat?

11:38 Teamdarkfan4

?

11:38 RiMiEg007

: Team Pythag! Since you won last challenge! You get a Compass! Team Xtreme! You get a map... that's 50 years old! And Team Heather get zip!

11:38 TDfan10

YAY! *takes map*

11:39 AssyrianAsylum

: Seriously!?

11:39 Chwiis

Argh!

11:39 Teamdarkfan4

Yes , this compass is exactly what we need

11:39 TDfan10

can we go now?

11:39 Ethan Oka

Wait, Tunguska is 14 hours away! And that's by plane! Gosh!

11:39 AssyrianAsylum

: Luckily, we have Noah on our team! I bet he can get us to Tunguska! Right Noah?

11:39 Chwiis A map is more useful than a compass, just sayin 11:40 TDfan10

Yeah

11:40 Jakerz69

: Uhhh! Yeah! Sure! *sarcastically* Go team!

11:40 TDfan10

CHRIS! CAN WE START?

11:40 RiMiEg007

: Sure! You may go now!
: Come on! We got a challenge to win!

11:40 TDfan10

runs towards Tunguska*
X-TREME!

11:41 Chwiis

*knocks compass out of Courtney's hands and steals it*

11:41 Teamdarkfan4

HEY!

11:41 TDfan10

picks up team and runs*

11:41 Chwiis

Loser! *runs off*

11:41 Teamdarkfan4 I would throw a random rock but nah 11:41 AssyrianAsylum

: Nice one Heather!

11:41 Ethan Oka

Let's see... Tunguska is Northeast from here. We can make it there, with quite a few... stops.

11:41 Chwiis lol TDPI Amey has arrived. 11:41 TDPI Amey gi 11:41 Chwiis

Okay team, we need to get to a train station or something!

11:41 Ethan Oka

Good thing I brought my magnet!

11:41 Chwiis hi 11:42 Teamdarkfan4

Good thinking Harold

11:42 TDfan10

gets taxi* TAXI!

Taxi driver: Yes 11:42 RiMiEg007

: *gives Harold a wedgie* NERD!

11:42 TDfan10

Do you have room for 9?
throws team into taxi* TO TUNGUSKA!

11:42 TDPI Amey can I join 11:43 TDfan10 Taxi Driver: drives off* 11:43 Teamdarkfan4

Hey juvie boy , how about you help your team

11:43 Ethan Oka

*growls* Okay, if we use this magnet it'll throw Rehtaeh off track!

11:43 RiMiEg007

: Nice thinking Izzy! But it's a bit cramped in here!

11:43 Teamdarkfan4

Lets use it Harold

11:44 RiMiEg007

: Yeah! And Scott's armpit really stinks! UGH!

11:44 TDfan10

climbs onto roof* Yeah! You coming up here Duncan? Nice view.

11:44 Ethan Oka

*follows Team Heather*

11:45 RiMiEg007

: *climbs up* Yeah! It's not bad!

11:45 Chwiis

*runs towards train station with team*

11:45 AssyrianAsylum

: Everyone! Get in!

11:45 TDfan10

*sees explosives on the sidewalk* BRB! I have an idea! *jumps off taxi, grabs it, and comes back*

11:46 Jakerz69

: Oooo! Is there food on the train?

11:46 Ethan Oka

*to team* Everyone! Get on that train!

11:46 AssyrianAsylum

: No Owen! No food for you!

11:46 Chwiis

Okay, so the train on platform 9 is heading to Tungsuka, let's wait for it

11:46 Teamdarkfan4

Ok

11:46 TDPI Amey

I want my momma

11:46 Teamdarkfan4

& *gets on train*

11:47 TDfan10

*puts explosive under taxi* Okay. ON 3! 1! 2! 3! *TNT explodes and makes taxi fly close to Tunguska*

11:47 Ethan Oka

*throws magnet at compass*

11:47 Mr.Duncan007

: You always want your momma DJ! Just shut up about her!

11:47 TDfan10

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

11:48 Ethan Oka

*sees car* Whoa,

11:48 TDfan10

lands in Tunguska* Thanks for the ride! Come on team!

11:48 RiMiEg007

: Whoa! Izzy!

11:48 TDfan10

picks up all inactive team members and carries them to finish line*

11:48 Chwiis

Okay the train is coming, get ready to get on

11:49 TDPI Amey

help me

11:49 RiMiEg007

: *crosses the finish line* WOOO! TEAM XTREME!

11:49 Chwiis

*Gets on train*

11:49 TDfan10

See no time at all...*passes out from weariness

11:49 Jakerz69

: *gets on*

11:50 Ethan Oka

*gets on train*

11:50 AssyrianAsylum

: *gets on*

11:50 TDPI Amey

starts runnig

11:50 TDfan10

helps DJ cross finish line*

11:50 Jakerz69

: *gets on*

Teamdarkfan4 has left the chat. 11:50 TDfan10

TEAM XTREME! First class here we come!

11:51 Teamdarkfan4

*Hiding behind a seat* Hopefully you can do this Harold

11:51 Chwiis

Gimme that! *kicks Harold's groin and takes back compass*

11:52 TDPI Amey

thanks Izzy

11:52 TDfan10

Np

11:52 RiMiEg007

: Yeah! That was cool! Impossible and lucky! But cool!

11:52 Ethan Oka

*higher-pitched* Whatever, that compass is worthless now anyway. Ahahow.

11:52 TDfan10

thx.
conf* I feel good! I helped my team out a lot. But I'm pooped

11:53 Teamdarkfan4

Oh for the love of , now we will just have to try and get off the train first

Mr.Duncan007 has left the chat. AssyrianAsylum has left the chat. 11:55 RiMiEg007 ??? Teamdarkfan4 has arrived. 11:55 Chwiis

Okay, we're almost at out stop!
our

11:56 Jakerz69

: *tries to get out the door, but he's gets stuck* Uhh! Guys! Heh heh! A little help here!

11:56 Chwiis

Owen! Move it!

11:56 Ethan Oka

*quietly* Follow me.

11:56 RiMiEg007

: *kicks Owen, but he doesn't budge*

11:57 Jakerz69

: It's squeezing me in ways you can't imagine!

11:57 Ethan Oka

*sneaks to caboose and exits train*

11:57 Chwiis

For christ's sake! Try eating less KFC!

Teamdarkfan4 has left the chat. 11:58 Jakerz69

: *sarcastic* You are so brilliant Owen! Now we're trapped!

Teamdarkfan4 has arrived. 11:58 Jakerz69

: Come on guys! PUSH!

11:58 Teamdarkfan4

*Goes to engineer* Is there an emergency exit on here?

11:59 Chwiis

This is disgusting! *pushes Owen*

11:59 Ethan Oka

*to team* To the Caboose!

11:59 Teamdarkfan4

& *Follows harold to caboose*

12:00 RiMiEg007

: Where's Jennette McCurdy when you need her!

12:00 Chwiis

Argh! It wont work! You're so eliminated Owen!

12:00 Jakerz69

: Say what?

12:00 Chwiis wtf???? 12:00 Ethan Oka

*opens back door* Come on! *exits train*

12:00 Teamdarkfan4

& *Exits*

12:00 RiMiEg007

: I mean... I never watched iCarly... Pish!

12:01 Chwiis

I'm gonna pretend I never heard that

12:01 Teamdarkfan4 AYE CARLY 12:01 Jakerz69

: Isn't iCarly a girls show?

12:01 RiMiEg007

: No! It's a children's sitcom! There's a difference!

12:02 Chwiis

Shut up Owen and move your fat butt!
And Jose... you just shut up as well

12:02 Teamdarkfan4 wheres the rest of our team? 12:02 Jakerz69

: I'm trying!

12:02 Chwiis Being quiet 12:02 Ethan Oka

Now we just gotta find the finish line!

TDfan10 has left the chat. TDfan10 has arrived. 12:03 RiMiEg007

: Everyone shut up! And seriously José! iCarly? Can't we just break the window?

TDPI Amey has left the chat. 12:03 Teamdarkfan4

Like that one over there *Points to line*

12:04 Chwiis

Why didn't I think of that! Good idea Jos... I mean... urgh Al

12:04 Ethan Oka

Yes! Victory here we come! *runs to finish line*

12:04 RiMiEg007

: *glares at Alejandro*

12:05 Chwiis

*conf* What! They look similar! There is no way I like him.... not even his gorgeo... I mean beady little eyes!

12:05 Teamdarkfan4

& *Runs to finish*

12:05 RiMiEg007

: *looks at José with a smug look* Ok! Let's do this! *breaks the window!
breaks the window*

12:05 Chwiis

*jumps out of window*

12:06 RiMiEg007

: *jumps out the window*

TDfan10 has left the chat. 12:06 Chwiis

: Hey! You can't do that!

TDfan10 has arrived. 12:06 Chwiis

*arrests all of Team Heather*

12:06 Teamdarkfan4 xd 12:06 RiMiEg007

: Sue me! We're trying to win a million bucks here!

12:07 Jakerz69

: You'll never take me alive COPPER!

12:07 Chwiis

You're coming with me *takes them to the police station*

12:07 RiMiEg007

 10 HOURS LATER

: Where is Team Heather?

12:08 TDfan10

comes back with a virgin pina coloada* What took so long?

12:08 Chwiis

*calls up Chris*

12:08 Teamdarkfan4

Last I saw thry were talking to a cop
they

12:08 RiMiEg007

: Yeah! Who is this?

12:09 Chwiis

A bunch of young delinquents, I have them all down at the station, they say you'll bail them out.

12:09 RiMiEg007

: Delinquents? I'm sorry! Duncan is with us already! I think you have the wrong number!

12:10 Chwiis

I have a Heather, a Jose, an Alejandro.....

12:10 RiMiEg007

: *laughs* They aren't delinquents! Wait... what did they do?

12:11 Ethan Oka

They smashed a train window...

12:11 Chwiis

Yeah, and one caused significant damage to a train door!

12:12 RiMiEg007

: *sighs* Ok! I'll be right down! *hangs up* Ok! I have to bail out Team Heather out of jail! Arnold! Vin! Watch the contestants while I'm gone!

12:12 Chwiis

We had to have the door cut out- it's still attached to his behind!

12:12 TDfan10

Look what I bought! A Russian hat!

12:13 Chwiis

*sarcastically* amazing

12:13 TDfan10

starts doing backflips*

12:13 RiMiEg007

: *goes down to the police station* So how much will this cost?

12:14 Chwiis

For all of them?

12:14 TDfan10

jumps 20ft in the air and dropkicks Vin* HAHA! Fun!

12:14 RiMiEg007

: Yes!

12:14 Chwiis

Gahhhh!
1 million dollars

12:15 RiMiEg007

: *sighs* Stupid kids! *writes out a check for ₽1 Million*

12:15 Chwiis

Thank you *sets them free*
And I hope I don't catch you again you damn dirty rapscallions!

12:16 TDfan10

*conf* I'm so glad we got first class! I can chill in the awesome chairs and not some bench.

12:16 RiMiEg007

: Ok! *leaves the police station* You realize this means Team Heather loses right?

12:16 Chwiis

Hmph! Rude much!
I gathered that yeah

12:16 RiMiEg007

: Yeah, and we know who to vote out this time! *looks at Owen*

12:17 Jakerz69

: *gulps*

12:17 RiMiEg007

 SCENE SWITCHES TO ELIMINATION CEREMONY

: Ok Team Heather! You guys really suck!
: You obviously know what to do! Vote out the Flyer you don't want to live with anymore!
: And they take the Drop-o-Shame!
: So go and Vote!

Teamdarkfan4 has left the chat. Teamdarkfan4 has arrived. 12:19 RiMiEg007

: Ok! Wow! The votes are unanimous! Looks like the unlucky loser is...
: OWEN!

12:20 Chwiis

So did Owen vote for himself?

12:20 Jakerz69

: *cries* I'M SOOOOOOOOO SORRY! *jumps out the window without a parachute*

12:20 Chwiis

At least he didn't get stuck this time!

12:21 RiMiEg007

: Ok then! *throws a parachute out the window* He might need that*
: Anyway! It tis time to end! But first...
: Seriously José? iCarly?
: IT'S A GOOD SHOW!
: Yeah! If you say so!

12:22 Chwiis

Urgh! *pushes Jose out the window*

12:22 RiMiEg007

: *climbs back in* Hey! What was that for?

12:22 Chwiis

Just... don't talk

12:22 TDfan10

We'll see you next time on...
TOTAL
DRAMA
WORLD TOUR!

12:22 RiMiEg007

: IZZY! That's my job!

12:23 TDfan10

Oh
Well YOLO am I right?

12:23 RiMiEg007

: *pushes Izzy down* So anyway! We'll see you next time on TOTAL!
: DRAMA!
: WORLD TOUR!

12:23 TDfan10

ouch

12:23 RiMiEg007

 THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED

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